#ghostface incorrect quotes

[gen0c1de]

Based on something I actually did with a friend and should've been charged for but the dude who owns the property was chill-

Y/N and Stu: Walking into Stu's house.

Billy: "Y/N, why do you have an arrow?"

Y/N: "I got it from the abandoned shack down the road! Stu and I accidentally ripped the window off the building and so we climbed in to explore it!"

Stu: "The floor was caved in, dude. Y/N almost fell in it!"

Billy: "You mean the old hunting club cabin? The one that has the driveway go past it and the guy who owns the property AND the shack lives?"

Stu: "...someone owns that shack...?"

Billy: "Yes!"

[slasherincorrect]

Billy: Why wont Carrie's mom talk to us?

Stu: Perhaps she's homophobic

Billy: We're not gay, Stu

Stu: We're not?

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Having Ghost as an online friend]

Ghost, texting :

So you got a boyfriend?

Y/N :

Why?

You wanna ask me out on a date? 😏

Ghost :

Maybe 😉

Do YOU have a boyfriend?

Y/N :

No ☹️

Ghost :

You never told me your real name

Y/N :

Why do you wanna know my real name?

[Ghost watching you thru the small camera he hid somewhere in the ur room]

Ghost :

• • •

Just wanna know who I’m looking at

Y/N :

What?

Ur joking

Ur joking right?

Ghost this isn’t funny

Why are you leaving me on seen

Ghost

Ghost answer

Ghost please tell me you’re joking

Ghost :

• • •

Just kidding :)

Haha that really scared you 😹

Y/N :

Ghhhhhoooost !!! 😡

U big meanie

Srsly why do u like to pick on me sm 😭

Ghost :

Can you blame me? Your reactions are really really cute :)

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N look lovingly at Tara, smiling happily…

Tara: (giggles) what?

Y/N: I wish I could kiss every last freckle of yours.

Tara: (blushes) shut up

Y/N: make me

Tara: then do it.

Y/N: what?

Tara: my freckles needs your kisses

Y/N pulls her close and kisses her freckles, earning a giggle from the young Carpenter…

[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n at home alone.

*phone rings*

Y/n: Mr. Sexy's pizza, the special is sexeroni

Billy, as Ghostface: *watching her answer from the window* .....

Stu: *cackling up with laughter*

Billy: *dial tone*

[caitlynskitten]

Group Costumes

Divina, Bianca, Yoko and Enid are all dressed up like Ghostface

Bianca: I knew we should’ve communicated.

Divina: I thought we agreed I was going to be Ghostface!

Yoko: I thought it was a group effort.

Bianca: Enid, you don’t even like the Scream movies why are you Ghostface?!

Enid: I thought it would be fun for Wednesday! She loves slasher killers.

Wednesday walks in to see all four Ghostface. The girls turn around to see the Raven

Wednesday: *unsheathes her sword*

Wednesday: Oh I’ve been WAITING for this!

Yoko: *takes off her mask*

Yoko: Wait, wait, wait! Wednesday it’s us!

Wednesday: Too late! You better run, Tanaka.

Yoko: Goddamn it! *runs out the room*

[theres-a-body-here]

Creep!reader: "I'm afraid I can't help you sheep"

Meg: "WHAT?!"

Creep!reader: "Something like that requires massive arcane power and mastery to be even be able to pierce through the fog. Also... the Entity may or may not have rather compromising photos of me and Ghostface, so I'd rather not get involved"

Dwight: "S-She may or may not have pictures of you two in full fursuits? Cuz I may or may not have been there"

Creep!reader: "Actually, we may or may not have been covered in baby oil"

Jake, sighing heavily: "Ugh...well I guess the Entity wins"

Élodie: "..."

Élodie: "can we see the pictur—"

Creep!reader: "Get the hell out of my realm"

[angelofthenight]

*Ethan playing basketball*

Ethan: *points at you* this is for you, babe

Ethan: *shoots basket and completely misses*

[jesse-cromeans-sugarbaby]

My toxic trait…is that I think every slasher is in love with me and that I wouldn’t die..

[bottleblondebeachbabe]

[nolovelingers]

*･῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ scream characters texts pt 2 !!

staring ↳ ♡₊˚. stu macher. billy loomis. jill roberts. ethan landry / kirsch. richie kirsch. chad meeks martin. shorty meeks (from ‘scary movie’).

read part one here.

©️nolovelingers 2023

[gen0c1de]

A/N: a literal conversation I had with a friend around Christmas my senior year of high school. I’m Jewish by the way. If you get offended easily then this is NOT for you. I was laughing so hard I needed my inhaler, I give my friends permission to make these jokes around me mostly because I don’t care.

Y/N: “Y’know, I know way more Christmas songs than I do Hanukkah songs.”

Billy: “Wait wait wait wait… there’s Jew music?”

Y/N trying not to laugh: “Yes there’s fucking Jew music.”

Stu: “Oh yeah! I’m sure one of them would go-“

Stu now singing: “Please don’t gas me.”

Y/N laughs: “You’re lucky I don’t get offended by this shit.”

Billy baffled by Stu’s stupidity and lack of a filter: “Stu, what the fuck-“

[slasherincorrect]

Billy: *to Sidney* Love me, fear me, do as I say, and I shall be your slave

Stu: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP LOOMIS

[caitlynscat]

Tara: *plays Clare de Lune on the piano*

Sam: Oh my god. Tar, I didn’t know you know how to play the piano.

Mindy: Me too. How come you haven’t played in front of us before?

Tara: *continuining playing* We all have our secrets right?

Sam: You play so beautifully.

Ghostface behind them: You’re so incredibly talented.

The girls all turn around to see Ghostface

Ghostface: No it’s okay please keep going. I love this part.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: the world sucks, my life sucks, everything is terrible

Tara: baby I got you some chicken nuggets

Y/N: everything is great! My life is amazing!

Y/N giddily sits next to Tara who feeds them chicken nuggets…

[fandoms-unite123]

MC: Did it hurt when you fell-

Ghostface: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

MC: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Ghostface: ...

MC: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

This could be anyone of them but I’m imagining Stu since Jed or Billy would insult you (lovingly)