The name’s Bond, Wakus-Bonkus BondAny pronouns. Older than the milk in your fridge (I’m 24)Sorry if I block you, I’m scared of people. {INFP}
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It's that time of the year again guys! December 3rd. Time to wallow in my loneliness 😌
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Why can’t sad be the new sexy? I could be the hottest bitch out there 😩
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AO3 MY BELOVED. WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO
#ao3 is down#i’m in pain#i was half way through an intense slow (very slow) burn.#it was just starting to pick up#please satan not now#ao3#ao3 reader#send help
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Waaaaaa he do be waddlin’
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Poor boy sounds so nervous 😩
Falling asleep in the dorms…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah?”
“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”
“Shit mate, took you long enough.”
“Heh. Yeah.”
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“Sirius?”
“Yeah, Prongs?”
“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”
“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”
“Noted.”
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“Sirius?”
“Yeah, mate?”
“What if I like a particular bloke?”
“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”
“No.”
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“Sirius?”
“Yes, Prongs?”
“It’s your brother.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”
“Right.”
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“Sirius?”
“Yes Prongs?”
“That’s…it’s okay?”
“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”
“Alright.”
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“Sirius?”
“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”
“Alright.”
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“James?”
“What’s up, Padfoot?”
“Take care of him, alright?”
“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”
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It looks like a teletubbies character. Specifically Po. But sure. Insult my mum. Pop off
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# he wanted to be a ginger # 12 is bullying him
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Re blogging so it can be found later
Remus and Regulus learn to cross stitch together.
They learn as part of therapy or just a way to keep hands busy.
Then it becomes a competition on who can make the prettiest one with the most terrible obscure threat/quote.
Examples of their fine work:
once i defeat the chemical imbalance in my brain, it's over for you hoes.
don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem.
With enough caffeine and anger all things are possible.
death before decaf
I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up
I was born to be wild but only until 9 pm or so
Turns out you CAN turn a hoe into a housewife
It's not hording if your shites cool
The best way to your lovers heart is through the intercoastal space between the 4th and the 5th ribs
You are exceeding the limitations of my medication
until your unsolvable murder do us part
the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
They gift them to people and hang them random places like their kitchen, the loo, in their cafe.
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This is so cute. Omg. I’ve been looking everywhere for it
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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Mid life crisis
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