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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

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There are no good cops because they get kicked out of the police force, and IF there are any covert good cops then they must be scared of losing a job or they quit after being forced to quit.

A job that is meant to protect civilians from crooked people in their country of origin, I'm not sure what it is like with the Australian police force (even though I was born and raised in Australia, and still live in Australia), but the Victorian state police force had once went on a strike, (from what I've read in 2020/21.)

SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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Buddy's doing a decent job.

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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I has a cat

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I'm not American, but I will say this... (because it's a problem in general)

Black/POC: *says something*

Racists: YOU’RE SPEAKING THE DEVIL'S LANGUAGE!!!!

White/non-POC: *says the same thing*

Racists: YOU’RE SPEAKING THE LORD'S LANGUAGE!!!!

(Please don't come for me, I try to keep up, but I can be outdated or even say something outdated ;-;)

The racism perpetuates the double standard.

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Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.

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#PBS teaches kindness and inclusion, which are threats to abusive paternalism.

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slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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Reblog if you’re full of estrogen

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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Clark: "Hey, B, are you okay, you look a little--"

Bruce: "What ever you are about to say, don't say it."

Clark: "Why?"

Bruce, in a whisper: "Because Dick has taken it upon himself to impress me with backflips should I appear upset."

Clark: "And this is a problem because?"

Bruce, still whispering: "Because whilst in all other ways he is a gifted acrobat, every time he does a backflip, without fail, he falls on his face and fighting back the urge to laugh everytime is starting to wear on me."

Clark: "Aww, Bruce. Sounds like he messes up on purpose to try and make you laugh, 'cause I've seen him do backflips lots of times."

Bruce: "Oh..."

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Bruce, later as he tucks Dick into bed: "If you really want to make me laugh, you should do that thing where you jump onto Clark..."

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Dick, the next morning leaping from the chandelier: "SKY ATTACK."

Clark, scrambling to catch him: "Jesus, Dick!"