smalltownsylph

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Yeah I like my own posts and stalk my own page? What about it?

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I hate men and I hope they fall into a pool of boiling piss

Xo Sylphette

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I am this, this is me

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Trisha paytas was and will continue to be a motherrr form me cuz she’s just so real and honestly like? Bffr her story is so inspiring and also…

After all she’s been through she like literally deserves this so much…and also I hope that I can be as real and unapologetic as her. There are so many girls/ppl like me that don’t have the privilege to let their voices be as heard as much as I do so I take this opportunity that I got as a mission to always speak my truth and be as unapologetic as possible. Want my advice? Be warned in advance cuz im not playing arounddddd babe. (Also don’t be scared … unless you’re a boy)Anyways … whole ass rant bye

Xo sylphette

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And the fact that the idea of you just having to accept that men are like this!! Ughhh I hate hate hate it. No girl should ever cry :(

Xo sylphette

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Okay so guys!! just got my first post out of the way! Ieeeeee omg that was that

Anywaysss now we’re getting into the real deal.

If ur seeing this and you’re still here (that’s honestly iconic of you), just know:

questions? advice? trauma bonding? petty gossip? always welcome.

Even if I give *mean girl energy* sometimes. I don’t bite (unless you’re weird).

So ask me anything, fr. I’m nosy and wise.

Now that we got THAT out of the way…

The question I wanna ask y’all is:

do you want me to start doing weekly/daily/random lore drops

of my extremely cursed, weirdly dramatic life growing up in this boring town that somehow feels like a deleted Euphoria episode??

Cuz like… when I was 15 my EX stabbed my BEST FRIEND??

(he literally went to jail. like babe be serious.)

Let me knowww

and even if no one does I’ll probably do it anyway bc the internet deserves to know.

Don’t forget: sylphette loves herself so you should too.

kisses to my 3 followers lol

Xo sylphette

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first post!!,!OMGG

okay sooo

i’m sylphette. stuck in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do except spiral and talk shit.

this blog is literally just me being insane on main because my life is a soap opera and no one here gets it.

like, why is everything in this town so cursed?? why is everyone so fake??? why is the drama better than netflix???

i swear i’m not even trying and chaos still follows me around like it’s obsessed.

anyway. i made this so i can post my rants, my dumb thoughts, random pics, weird dreams, hot takes, and whatever else my brain cooks up at 2am.

it’s messy. it’s loud. it’s a little toxic but in a fun way.

not trying to be deep or inspiring or whatever. just vibing and waiting for the day i can run away to the city and never look back lol

follow if you want. or don’t. i’ll still be here being iconic and unhinged.

Xo sylphette