🌞 Lauren Mallard aesthetics 🌞
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“That was decades ago, Cecil! Anyway, we want to know what we can do to keep your business. We here at StrexCorp Synernists, Inc. are dedicated to the betterment of life through branding, social networking, and upbeat music.”
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OH ALSO I remembered my fave hilarious fact about Lauren's 'co-hosting'. Well, several.
She is not a radio host, that is not her job, she's not been hired to do that, why is she doing that lol
She was hired it seems to gather information on NV and later manage the take over of the radio station, eventually becoming VP of the whole company. She doesn't have anything better to do than muscle in on Kevin's work?
She's not even in the same booth as him. He mentions at one point she's in the producers booth with Daniel. She's just joining in for fun/to annoy Kevin lol
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Cecil Cecil Cecil!
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My bedroom side table :)
#mine#wtnv#welcome to night vale#lauren mallard#lauren mallard wtnv#welcome to desert bluffs#wtdb#strexcorp#desert bluffs
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musings on the sun
christina perneta, noor hindi, vincent van gogh, jeanette winterson, zinaida vysota docenko, anne sexton, olga kos, khalil gibran
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A little project of creating StrexCorp's internal system lol :) It's still a WIP, needs tweaking as I'm trying to figure some things out but it mostly works and is interactive!
NOTE best on desktop
[I used one of numbpilled's layouts as a base, and I am not doing this for profit or have affiliation with WTNV it's just parody and fun C:]
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Be ambitious ! But do so out of her way ! :)
I had this idea in my head and, as much as I haven't been able to draw shit to save my life this past year (or couple years most likely), I couldn't have the world start to think I'm no longer a Lauren enjoyer. Slay queen.
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HAPPY ALL SMILES EVE TO MY FELLOW DESERT BLUFFIANS ‼️‼️ PRAISE TO A SMILING GOD ‼️☀️😁
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Well well well if it isn't the implications of Kevin attached to his work, the only thing that keeps him alive while it also drains his life. If it isn't the false prophet of spoken word kneeling to his master. Barbed wire adorning the purity of golden curls, staining red, trapping him. Well well well.
#my art#wtnv#welcome to night vale#welcome to desert bluffs#wtdb#strexcorp#desert bluffs#mine#Kevin wtnv#wtnv Kevin
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meveret requested an official office portrait of videntefernandez‘s Danny and I was happy to oblige! look at this smug bastard. go take some pictures of cats
i made a speedpaint video of this but i’m currently in a mexican standoff with imovie trying to convert it to an uploadable format so…another time
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girl who develops a god complex and changes her pronouns from she/her to She/Her
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Opened Spotify to this and got whiplash
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Stop shaming people for their body count
Who cares how many people she's killed so long as you love her and she looks pretty with blood on her face.
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