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“Y’all ever jus wanna randomly start a rock band with yer best friends all of a sudden? Ah’ even made a totally original album cover for it an’ everythin’!”

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“Probably cuz it usually is! 😭”

Twilight Sparkle: Why is it that when something happens, it’s always you three? Apple Bloom: Scootaloo: Sweetie Belle:

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"Ugh……Does Applejack really gotta shout at the top of her voice every dang mornin’ like a rooster? It's a Saturday for Celestia’s sake, ah’ don’t even have any chores ta do today so why in tarnation do ah' still gotta get up at six in the morin'?! Ah've got important crusaderin' business later an' ah' need mah' darn beauty sleep!😩"

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“WhY iN tARnAtIoN cAn aH’ sMeLl CoLoUrSsS???”

Apple Bloom thinks this one may have been left over from last year's harvest.

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“Miss Cheerilee’s the best teacher we could hope for! Ah’m learin’ so much valuable information from her classes that ah’ll need later in life, as y’all can clearly see here!”

what they're teaching horse children

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Here’s some “this user” boxes dedicated to the the best trio ever, feel free to use! ^^

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Going Crazy- Sweetie Belle

“Ah’m sure Sweetie is doin’ jus fine! She’s jus uhhhhh…….not had her mornin’ coffee yet, y-yeah! That’s definitely it.”

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Hungry Pone- Apple Bloom

POV: You’re enjoying a snack when a smol apple pone comes up to you and asks for your apple, what do you do? You give it to her obviously, I mean, how can you not fall for her adorable, sad eyes that are totally not manipulative in any way.

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Apple Thief- Parasprite

“Don’t ya’ll jus hate it when yer about to enjoy a delicious apple after a long day of farm chores, school an’ helpin’ ponies get their Cutie Marks, only ta discover that ya have a Parasprite infestation on yer farm? Ah’ hate when that happens!”

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The Apple and The Chicken- Scootabloom

Howdy once again! Here I present to you Bloom and Scoots laying together in the Apple Family orchard, enjoying some cider! Shipping maybe?😳 I find these two to be a cute romantic pairing, so yeah!!! >:3

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“Every second yer not runnin’, ah’m gettin’ closer ta ya!”（•‿•）

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Sick Day- Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bot

“Howdy Sweet Belle? Are y’all feelin’ fine? Ya look……different.”

“HELLO APPLEBLOOM. MY PRIMARY SYSTEMS ARE WORKING 100%! I’M JUST CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM A COLD.”

“Ah well that explains it then , makes perfect sense ta me!”

“AFFIRMATIVE.”

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“Sounds pretty neat! Ah’ certainly wouldn’t mind a tutorial from a Parasprite expert!”

“Howdy there! Ah’ got a question regardin’ yer love of Parasprites! Why exactly do y’all like em so much? Speakin’ from personal experience, they ate mah’ families whole darn barn! An’ made a real mess of Ponyville, that definitely wasn’t a fun week cleanin’ all that up.” -Apple Bloom

I just think they're cute! I have two as pets, and they behave fine for me. They are big eaters, but if you're willing to splurge a bit on food that is filling (or some expanding foam) then the overeating plague thingy isn't a problem.

I feel like nopony on this site really understands parasprites. Would anypony be interested in a parasprite care tutorial?

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Courageous Filly- Scootaloo

Heya! It sure has been a…….hot minute since I last posted anything here, but you can have this doodle of everypony’s favourite adorable chicken! Soooooo yeah!!!

(Also daily reminder to listen to this banger cause obviously-)

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OOGY BOOGY BOOOO!!! IVE SCARED YOUUU

AAAAAAAAH AH’M SOOOOOOO SCARED! YOU SURRRRRRRE GOT ME SCOOTS!

((Literally haven’t checked my inbox until this week, so you’ll just have to pretend the date says May instead of August 😭))

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Wonderbolt Captain- Spitfire

“ALRIGHT CADETS! I want ya to give me 500 laps around the academy and I want ya to give me them NOW!!!”

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“Fun” with socks- Rainbow Dash

“Just trying out some new socks, pretty comfy but I can get the stupid things on properly!”