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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Harry for the Gucci Tailoring Campaign.

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how i wanna push every member of one direction onto the ground, in specific and unnerving detail

harry: i walk up to him, furiously and with purpose. he is probably in the middle of telling a long, meandering, and ultimately disappointing story to yet another person who will end up falling in love with him anyway. he’s decked out in full gucci. i put both of my hands directly on his chest and PUSH him, firmly and directly, into a very wet and very deep puddle of mud. i help him up and wipe him off with more of his gucci, which i brought from his house expressly for this purpose, then slap him softly but definitively on the cheek and walk away.

niall: he is standing with both arms raised above his head, either cheering for some sporting event or holding a beer and making a particularly enthusiastic toast. i come running at him, full tilt, from AT LEAST 50 feet away, and barrel into him in some kind of tackle-hug hybrid, right as he’s mid-laugh. he’s warm and my arms are around him and i just lie there on the floor on top of him while he laughs.

louis: he skateboards by me, probably shouting something incomprehensible at someone very far away. i trip him with a stick. he falls over. he doubles back around to scream obscenities at me. it’s honestly the greatest thing that’s ever happened.

liam: i have cajoled/bullied him into carrying me around on his back all day. he is hauling me good-naturedly through the grocery store when i spot a particularly good-looking peach. instead of asking liam to stop, i try to pull a drive-by and lean out to grab it as we pass. i lean out too far, unbalancing liam, and he, the peaches, and me all fall to the floor in a heap. the heap, collectively, smells very good and tastes very sweet.

zayn: i sock him in the face, there’s nothing else to do. he’s standing there looking like he’s in a broody gq photoshoot, even though he is actually stood in the middle of a fluorescently-lit low-end department store aisle, and i run past him and punch him square in the jaw. my hand hurts. he doesn’t even fall down, just mumbles “ow” in his bradford accent and continues to look beautiful. i am livid.

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Mitch’s default setting: 😐😐😐😐😐😐

Mitch whenever Sarah does anything: 💕✨💕✨

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Leaving Bangkok, Thailand - May 8 (via jason_charanphetr)

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💅🏼 2016 / 2017 / 2018

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first selena gomez released a song called wolves and now she’s releasing a song called back to you. this is blatant 1d plagiarism. in this essay i will

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his nails are so pretty 😌🌸

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c: lipkitkat

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“So, like…” She began, sliding the ice cream over to him, “Are you still hungry? Or thirsty, whatever it is,” “You did interrupt me mid-bite,” He muttered, accepting the ice cream cup. She narrowed her eyes at him, “So sorry I interrupted your mealtime with my freshly baked cookies and heart-drawn bags,” “Fair,” He accepted. “You didn’t answer my question,” She said, not looking at him. It was already taking all of her bravery to ask this, she couldn’t dare look him in the eye at the same time. “I’m still sorta hungry, but you don’t have to worry abou- oh!” He exclaimed, widening his eyes. “Oh? I- Really?” He asked, sounding shocked. “I mean… If you want. I took an iron pill this morning, but…” She said sheepishly. “You took an iron pill?” He asked, smiling. She nodded, “Isn’t that supposed to make your blood strong? I don’t know how it affects taste, but maybe it’ll stop me from passing out in your house,” She explained, rambling slightly. He only smiled at her, “That’s adorable,” She blushed, “It’s whatever, I was just… I mean, looking out for my health,” she said, making no sense. He giggled, “Course you were,”

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Harry is a weird vampire and curiosity killed Y/N

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i just wanna be friends with harry so he can call me and be like ‘omfg you will not believe who just tried to send a personal email to my exclusive work only address’ and i’ll be like ‘biiiiitcchh omg who??’

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Harry doesn’t even use social media and he unfollowed Kanye… what a lgbt legend…. an anti capitalist icon…. king of hating donald trump