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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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Was talking with one of my very lesbian friends about body dysmorphia and how you can look at a fucking gorgeous woman who has a lot of the same qualities as yourself and not realize that the complement also applies to yourself. I asked her if she'd been watching Dancing With The Stars this season and she said no.

So i showed her a picture of Ilona Maher from this week's episode.

Her response:

"Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh."

So anyway, the takeaway here is that one person's 'too masculine' is another person's 'thigh.'

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You know how Finn Wolfhard unionized the other Stranger Things kids so they could swear in the show after coming back from filming IT? That's Duke.

Also, his biggest adversary in this fight is not Bruce, it's Dick. He refuses to let Damian swear and delights in using cheesy family friendly curses. The older kids give him like, a month before he inevitably falls in line. In retaliation, Duke starts censoring Dick's name like he's in a TikTok. The psychological war that ensues gets so absurd Bruce lifts the swearing ban "as long as it's not too inappropriate or unprofessional".

Everyone says thank you to Duke, and Tim uses his first official swear to say "Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw" at a particularly gruesome crime scene. Montoya does not recover from that one and the ban is reinstated for Tim.

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Dragon Comic - Table of Contents

I've noticed that a lot of people started following me for the dragon comic, so here's a sort of landing page (pinned post) where I'll keep all the parts if and when I update the story!

pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

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are you ready for it, darling?

Summary: My take on the first time in bed with Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Stolas, and Blitzø officially together.

Notes: Stolitzarozzie, pwp, pwf(with feelings!), intersex Fizz, just 16k of smut with fizz introspections sprinkled in

“How did I do, Asmodeus?”

“Fantastic, Stolas. We’ll make a professional box muncher out of you yet, won’t we Fizzy?”

“He’s practically there already,” Fizz agrees, grinning up at the rooster. His eyes glance over to where Blitzø is meant to be, only to see the sin’s hand is empty. Blitzø scrabbles down Ozzie’s large body like he’s a jungle gym, hopping down when he’s close enough to the bed and sidling up next to Stolas with an eager grin.

“Can I get my sample yet?” Blitzø asks, giving the prince his best puppy dog eyes as though the bird hadn’t immediately begun leaning down to kiss Blitzø the moment the imp got close. Fizz watches as the pair kiss sloppily, Blitzø pausing to lap up the excess juice clinging to the bottom half of Stolas’ face before going back to tangling their tongues together.

“Fuck, that’s some good clown juice,” Blitzø groans when they finally part for more than a few seconds, Stolas hooting with laughter while Fizz rolls his eyes. “I think you oughta get another taste though, Stols, I don’t think Fizz is done with that mouth of yours yet.” Blitzø curls a finger under the prince’s chin and the bird shivers just from that. It’s so interesting to see their dynamic, how different it is from Fizz and Oz, yet so familiar in other ways.

“Is that so, Blitzy? Shall I get back to it? Would you like me to get Fizzarolli so sopping wet you could just… slide right in?”

They’d not discussed anything further yet but every single one of them shudders in anticipation at the suggestion, Oz included. Blitzø’s hand slides around to the back of Stolas’ head, yanking hard at the feathers there.

“You wanna see me fuck someone else that bad, birdy? Want to watch me fuck Fizz until he cries around my dick just like you do?”

Read more on AO3!

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Sophie grifting: hot duchess. seductive investor. mysterious businesswoman.

Eliot grifting: ridiculously competent chef. hot athlete (any sport). heartthrob country musician.

Hardison grifting: overly-confident criminal. assertive FBI agent. heartthrob classical musician.

Nathan Ford grifting: goddamn piece of shit oily slimy scumbag ambulance-chaser untrustworthy con artist with a stupid fucking voice and a silly hat

the show is not doing Nate any favors in the likeability or attractiveness departments here

(Bonus mention: Parker grifting: autism creature)

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Sophie grifting: hot duchess. seductive investor. mysterious businesswoman.

Eliot grifting: ridiculously competent chef. hot athlete (any sport). heartthrob country musician.

Hardison grifting: overly-confident criminal. assertive FBI agent. heartthrob classical musician.

Nathan Ford grifting: goddamn piece of shit oily slimy scumbag ambulance-chaser untrustworthy con artist with a stupid fucking voice and a silly hat

the show is not doing Nate any favors in the likeability or attractiveness departments here

(Bonus mention: Parker grifting: autism creature)

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Time for installment #3 of dumb jokes I spent wayyy too much time on!

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Babe are you okay or are you thinking about the two-headed calf poem again

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summer treats 🌞🍦

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We were wondering if you have any interest in working on something with a team. You mean for you? I never considered myself in that league. You absolutely are.

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer's permission, my works are now archive-locked and only available for people with an AO3 account.

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PARKER & HARDISON - Leverage: Redemption | 2.01 - 2.03

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@birdyzaho_re

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it's actually insane how much the "run away with me" trope gets to gay people like fucking. yeah. you're right. what are we all looking for if not an escape from this fucking. everything. with the one we love. yeah

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Kate: so.. whos the big spoon and whos the little spoon?

Clint: we're chopsticks!

Kate: aww thats cute

Kate: so does that means you two snuggle together perfectly?

Bucky: no, it means that if you take one away the only thing the other is good for is stabbing