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Sirius “prettiest star” Black

Remus “starman” Lupin

And I bet my life that these two mfk would sell James to go to Bowie’s concert (me too)

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Sirius “prettiest star” Black

Remus “starman” Lupin

And I bet my life that these two mfk would sell James to go to Bowie’s concert (me too)

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sirius: so what do you do for a living

remus: i hunt and kill zombies

sirius: the fuck no you don't

remus: have you ever seen one?

sirius: no?

remus: then you are fucking welcome

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I bet that Remus being the most fucking sarcastic bitch to ever exist would drop such jokes that would wake him up at 3am cuz everyone just got it and died laughing.

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My cannon is that Sirius would be obsessed with Remus’s body and especially his shoulder-to-waist ratio. Like this man would have shoulders for omagadlikehow and then a waist that Sirius would be just fucking miserable seeing

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Sometime at the party

Sirius -very drunk- Black: omg jameeeeeee he’s soooo highhh

James -also very drunk- Potter: who’s very tall?

Remus a 6’4 loser seeing stars from weed

And Sirius is just eyefucking Remus from the corner where he collapsed

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James “I party like a rockstar” Potter

Sirius “I look like a movie star” Black

Remus “I fuck like a pornstar” Lupin

The best trio

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I bet Sirius tried to propose to James’s mother just to rub it in his face that he’s his father

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Remus: *reading a book and just chilling*

Sirius: *falls through the ceiling right next to Remus*

Remus: oh fuck what the hell is going on

Sirius-visibly drunk-Black: hey sweetheart, u look so good in here

Remus: what. the. fuck

James: *falling through the same hole*

James: found him sorry moonie he was dancing a bit too hard

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Remus: existing

Sirius: omg James help please *visibly overventilating*

James: oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw make out already