So what's the situation with the League of Shadows in this universe? Is Ra's still trying to wipe out humanity or are the Shadows just royal bodyguards/black ops?
batman AU where everything is the same, exept that the Al Ghuls are the official royal family of the soverain city state of Nanda Parbat.
Like, its a very small country, but a powerful one and absolutely fuckall is known about their royal family, or the nation itself bc it's impossible to send spies inside without never hearing from them again. Nobody, exept for immidiate family even realizes that Damian is an actual crown prince of an actual country.
Like, just, him, on twitter. and then someone makes a joke about him and the way he is so overly formal in public. And Damian is like, 'yeah, I'm representing my whole country here, I'm the crown prince of my nation', and the person on twitter is like...
'Wat?'
And then Dick comes in the comments like. 'Look up the royal liniage of Nanda Parbat before you embarras yourself, I am begging you.'
que a small twitter freakout bc holy shit, the youngest Wayne kid is actual fucking royalty, also, apparently Brucie Wayne fucked a princess, what's up with that?
the consequences this would have. Imagine this. They're at a gala, and IDK Black Mask shows up to rob/kidnap/kill them. The hired security never stood a chance. Bruce is there and is already making plans to slip out, and appear as batman.
interestingly enough, Damian is not making similar plans.
Damian just waits.
No more then two seconds later, at least 12 shadows crash trough the roof and absolutely massacre everyone there. No mercy, just murder, before making a protective ring around Damian, who is still completely cool and composed.
The cops try and make a stink about the 2 dozen dead henchmen and the dead Black Mask, but Crown Prince Damian just calmly walks over and tells commissioner Gordon that these were his body guards, and are therefore allowed to do these things if they judge it to be in favor of the crown prince's safety.
Nobody can really argue with that.
Two days later, at school, there are some upperclassmen who are being bitches, and are like. 'Where are your bodyguards now?'
'Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they're not here.'
And a red dot appears on the boys forehead.
I just think it would be really funny if Damian Al Ghul was a genuine prince, in an official, international way.
PS.
Even better if the Al Ghul's adopt Jason along the way, and Jason just, straight up also becomes a prince. He's not blood related tho, so he's still in line behind Damian, even though he is the oldest.
That would be insanity. After the Black mask fiasco, Jason just orders the shadows around like. 'okay, after we're done here, escort the crown prince to the secure location.' or whatever.
Someone films it. It goes viral.
People are like; 'what the fuck, why can you order them around like that.'
And Jason is like; 'I am the second prince, therefore, by tradition, the General. The Nanda Parbat fighting forces are under my command.'
and all of twitter is like; ????????
Do you see my vision here???
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Same with a 2022 save! It's been cool to jump back into it.
hey tumblypoos today is Cookie Clicker's 11th BIRTHDAY so here's some quick news
Cookie Clicker's ad-less version for Android is currently 80% off (that's around 1 buck or equivalent in your local currency) for the next 3 days! (the version with ads is still free as always!)
i am currently focusing on the dungeons minigame! this is a big one so it may take a while longer but i'd really like for it to feature in the next major desktop update. i'll post some new screenshots once i've got enough cool stuff to show off!
i've also been working on a number of non-Cookie Clicker things; i'll be posting about those more as well once they start taking shape! it's been a while since i've released something completely new so i'm very excited!
oh yeah i'm baking cookies this year too. i think i'm gonna make this a tradition
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OMG this is so cool.
Huge win for classical studies!
WAKE UP BITCHES THEY FOUND NEW EURIPIDES FRAGMENTS
98 LINES, 80% COMPLETELY NEW MATERIAL
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