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I have a goatload of questions. But unfortunately I'm not goating to get any answers.
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Seventh: the religion of the baby makes a difference in this scenario
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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And each of us are a different flavor of annoying so you can't even prepare properly
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Watching pre-Hays Code Hollywood films can be a bit of a roller coaster because they'll hit you with surprisingly positive queer representation for a film from 1931, then immediately follow up with the most racist thing you've ever seen.
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Happy Easter!
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A Lord of the Rings AU where everything is the same except Aragon pronounces Andúril as "Andouille."
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Mundane plurality is saying "goodnight, I love you" to your Headmates before bed
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Absolutely never expected Legal Eagle to ever say "plural genderfluid icon" but I'm here for it ngl
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And that’s why it’s my favorite
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wooden bears by CarversStudio
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mind crush
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Thinking about it is just so goddamn funny.
Like. Agatha knows there isn't going to be a door. There never was a door. She and her son made up the song literally 200 years ago and she's used it countless times to convince witches to attack her when the door (which never existed and never will) doesn't show up.
And then suddenly. There's a door??? One that leads down beneath her own basement that definitely wasn't there before??
True WTF moment.

That wasn't supposed to happen.
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