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‼️scary ass fish warning‼️

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This is hush

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Coming back to say that if we don’t get the soft Fools!David BA, I’m going to personally fight everyone here

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(Drops a David headcanon and then leaves)

David is a dry ass texter. That mf uses proper punctuation like his life depends on it. Zero emojis, zero emotion.

Angel: Be home soon!!!!! Love you 💖🫶😌💅🫶

David: I love you too. Drive safe. I’ll see you when you get home.

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Ash: gonna be late to the meeting by like 15 minutes :P

David: Okay.

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Milo: *Sends picture of Aggro*

David: 👍

His texts are giving 40 year old dad

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Still wish the role reversal was just the listeners and the guys have their roles reversed from the first times they met

The way we were ROBBED from David and Angel meeting- AND GAVIN AND FREELANCER. The ways we were robbed.

Edit: saw someone say that this wouldn’t work out bc something with the listeners having specific traits to them.

Y’all it’s roll reversal lololol

It’s basically what Erik’s already doing (I mean, look at Freelancer and Gavin’s recent AU audio)

It’s definitely possible

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Headcanon that Babe proposed with a spinning engagement ring bc Ash is neurodivergent and fidgets a lot. He also only owns spinning rings.

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That new Hozier song is so Sam coded

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Sam’s BA spoilers

How are we doing folks 🎉

“Where do you want my fangs, baby-“ LORD HAVE MERCY.

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Sorry I haven’t been active lately, I’ve been having a really great time outside of doing art and I’m just kind of enjoying what I can 💖

I promise you, a Sam drawing will be out eventually, maybe even a long Caelum art related thing idk

Thank you for your patience

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Y’all ever have a partner so Lasko coded but also has the love language vibe of Asher and David combined💀💀💀

Because I frickin’ do

(they’re a very silly person)

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Upcoming audio spoilers?? Idk if it’s spoilers or not lmao

I hope this upcoming Guy audio is some kind of comfort audio or sleep aid

My headcanon for Honey is that they work customer service and it sucks ass but like they don’t hate it bc the coworkers a cool. (Felt)

But like they come home tired a lot and Guy is always aware of that so he lays off of the messing around for a bit until he gets bored and then starts fucking around

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NSFW warning (18+)

If you’re a minor, this ISN’T meant for you, there’s other content on my account that is for all ages besides this one so keep on scrolling

(And if I see any minors interacting, I’m blocking your ass✌️)

I need an audio where there’s more toys used on the listener.

The only audios that we’ve got with toys is that Guy BA, the noncanon Lasko/Gavin BA, and then the Vega BAs (but we all know how I can’t listen to a Vega audio without zoning out and not understanding a damn word he’s saying).

But realize that two of the ones listed were the characters using them and not their respective partners. And even then, the Vega one wasn’t focused on toys.

I feel like Milo and Sweetheart would explore things like that.

Guy and Honey obviously play around with it, but it’s mostly Guy. I’m gonna need an audio where Honey tries something out too.

Ash and Babe for sure.

Sam and Darlin’, not really, same thing for David and Angel. They just don’t seem like the type to me.

But yeah, little “creative speech” if you will.

(Low key gonna regret posting this bc it feels awkward for me LMFAO but ✌️🫠✨)

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Puppy 🐶

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I’ve been making a lot of plushies lately and starting to understand my “style” on pattern making and designing characters

I low key really wanna make a Caelum plushie, like my biblically accurate long Caelum design just for the hell of it

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EA spoilers

Morgan explaining how seer shit works confused the hell out of me but it’s okay bc his half asleep voice was cute and that’s all I care about

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I’d absolutely love a comfort audio right about now

(Pretty sad stuff below so ✌️)

Idk if it’s bc I’m tired but like long story, my dogs passed away last year, 5 months apart and today I had to recycle the bin that held the dog food and now I’m kinda just sitting here crying about it???

Anyway, I’d love a comfort audio about one of the guys just helping one of the listeners with loss. I feel like David and Angel would be a pretty good candidate for that, because David already had to deal with so much loss and if he could help Angel through that, it would just be really soft.

I know someone did a fic for them a bit ago with something like that, but like an audio would be dope lol

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would you still love us if we were wereworms

has anybody done this yet-

Bonus white wereworm Davey for those who subscribe to the white wolf agenda

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Am I the only one to envision Huxley as a white chad football player-

Like I feel bad being the odd one out but like he seems so chad to me