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What can I say.

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This. Just. This.

You would think I was Harry Styles, the way I always had Louis.

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Still in.

get in loser, we're overthinking Witcher scenes and writing crappy headcanons

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I Hate To Break It To You, But That Ship Has Sailed, Wrecked, And Sunk To The Bottom Of The Ocean.

This ship’s not going anywhere till I check your papers. Understand?

2x04

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MY. POINT. EXACTLY!

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this

+ bonus:

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The 2nd gif just looks like Jaskier and fire fucker are holding hands.

5th gif is me every time I eat six days old meatballs from my fridge. I think I might have superpowers now.

SEASON TWO Jaskier + tags

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In Finnish Jaskier = Valvatti which sounds quite nice, actually. Valvatti translates in English as sow thistle, “ genus of flowering plants in the dandelion tribe within the sunflower family”.

Like we all know, Jaskier in Polish actually means buttercup but it may have sounded a bit too much patronizing or sth so the translator went with Dandelion. Also, in Finnish buttercup = leinikki, which is too feminine even for Jaskier. To stirr things a bit, dandelion = voikukka in Finnish, literally “butter flower.”

they didn’t translate jaskier’s name into english BUT they added floral prints to his clothes

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Please, can someone talented make a gif set like this but with a touch of yenskier: Geralt: Yen, your heart has been beating fast this whole time.. Geralt: You’re nervous. Yen: No, I’m aroused... Yen: ...by Jaskier Jaskier: (ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ) Jaskier: ☞˵ ͡~ ³ ͡°˵☞

for @fireflyxrebel-writes <3

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We need this. We DESERVE this as a fandom! This is how it should have happened. And now, in our hearts and in our minds... it did happen.

Your pain matters, Jaskier. Don’t ever feel like you have to hide it from me. This happened because of me. And I might not deserve your forgiveness, but I would still like to have it. I’d… like to try and do better, if you’d let me. 

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I think you mean *tries to go back to sleep drunk*

And yes, I feel exposed. About the whole confused waking up, ALL OF THE TIME, and trying to go back to sleep confused. And drunk.

Jaskier + his chaotic sleep schedule

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"He uses his hands a lot more than I do."

How do you get into Jaskier's mindset?

Check out the rest of Joey Batey's Answer Time right here.

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Don't mind me.

Dont worry guys its just his revenge body

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Jaskier: I'm gonna do what I do best.

Cahir: And what's that?

Jaskier: Oh I never really know. Yeah, that's why I'm so good at it.

there's a bard loose in kaer morhen. this has never happened. no one knows what the bard is going to do next, least of all the bard. he’s never been in kaer morhen before, he’s as confused as you are

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Ok we all know Farewell Wanderlust is Burn Butcher Burn.

They have the same vibe.

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Surprises

I only like them when I know when they arrive.

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Words? I don't know what they are. Feels I know.

I wasn’t ready 🥺😭🫂

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As a teenager I made my own bookmark. I now realize the shape is questionable.