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Alien Junky (Part 1???)

The Alien pushed me to the room with a laser pointer to my back. A laser pointer. Can you believe that? 

They kept pushing me, until a door slid open, with a “Access Granted,” a voice that sounded like the self check out lady at your local Walmart. It took me everything not to laugh, until my eyes laid upon the stockpile of junk in the room. All of this was once earth’s trash, being sent to space as a last resort for our mother earth. 

“Holy Macaroni...How’d you guys even get all this stuff?! I know this kinda stuff sells good in Vespaire...But..There’s such thing as too much stuff here guys...What’s up with that?” 

“We will be doing the talking, Human astronaut. In return for your rescue, you will tell us EXACTLY what every item that stands before you is called. You will write it down, and if you can, you will price it, and sell it on Vespaire. If you do not comply-” 

“Sure.” 

“What?-You are going to blindly agree?”

“Sure why not? I’ve got nothing else to lose, I mean really. My entire crew left me in space to save their own skins. I mean..Friendship? Teamwork? Yeah not really feelin’ it. So let’s get to work!!!” I took the journal and the pen and began looking in the pile, sorting through what would be most expensive.

They watched me, in awe, in the same awe that humanity looked at them. My hand was cramping, until I picked up something quite familiar. 

“Guys...Where did you get a singular pistachio?” I grinned in wonder, holding up an uncracked pistachio between my thumbs.

“How much is it worth?” The alien asked. I stared at it, now looking at my savior’s features. They weren’t anything we were told. They looked sorta like that i guess, but with scales, and they wore clothes only louis-Vuitton could dream of making. Each sparkled in the light, leaving my mind half blank, in awe of the beautiful beings standing right in front of me. I was snapped back to reality by a small, yet cliché “Ahem,” from one of the guys watching me work.

“Right..This is worth diddle squat. Not worth anything. Now this tire on the left...Or this necklace. I’m not even sure how you found something like this anyways- but anyways, these things, (like the necklace especially) is worth a good fortune on Vespaire..That’s kinda the thieves den isn’t it? I mean, not like I know anything about it...But I’m just askin’. Know what I mean?” I rubbed the back of my neck, glancing at the crew occasionally as I pick out the most expensive items in the pile.

“We thank you, Human....”

“Human Earle. Just call me that. So off to sell this stuff yeah? I got the most expensive stuff for the pawnbroker..the other stuff goes to the mechanic. Just drop me off at Earth. I’ve gotta tell ya guys,” I got up, dusting myself off, offering a hand shake to the tallest one. “I’ve had a lot of fun here. A shame I’m leavin so soon.” 

The tallest offered only a devilish grin to return my handshake, bearing his long and black fangs. It sent shivers down my spine. I stepped back, my eyes going wider as he began to speak.

“You see..We are not done with you yet, Human Earle. You are one of us now. You did say, you had nothing to lose, so think of what you have to gain. A crew, riches beyond your comprehension, and much more. All it takes is a simple affirmation.” His hands ran over a mechanic’s coat, fitting a woman it seemed. It was tye-dyed. I was gonna look like I was from the 1980s, die, or look like i time traveled just to die. 

“What choice do I have? Seems like im facin the walk of shame, or I work for what seems to be a bunch of petty thieves. I’ll take it.” I grabbed the outfit, my heart thumping in my chest. This new beginning sounded a lot like my end..

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Tell me a joke

Before the crow bar was invented, crows had the drink at home!

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<Hello.>

Hey!! What's up?

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Hello so this is kinda hard to understand but well how do I get over someone blocking me?

There's many steps you may have to take. Such as understanding what happened, knowing and understanding your self worth and why they blocked you in the first place. You have to forgive yourself and also accept that it happened. Things happen for a reason my friend. Also find outlets such as journaling, and other things. Go outside! Hang with other people. Your life isn't limited to one person!

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Do you ever feel like you want to be loved?

I mean sometimes when I'm not getting attention yeah. What's up man? You need to talk?

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Here's a good ask what does soft blocking and how do I soft block ppl

Soft blocking is basically a soft way of removing someone without issues and the hassle. And to do this just click on their lil profile pic of the person you wish to block, scroll down and their should be a block button. I hope this helps.

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🌈 💖 ✨ Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome ✨ 💖 🌈

Okay bet bro

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Things I can’t say to you

Would it be a sin if I say I love you? If I said I loved you the moment you stayed with me while I was sick, the moment you accepted my past? Even though I didn’t know it yet? Would it be dastardly to admit I feel like I’m in a romance novel when you’re around? Like my heart really does skip a few beats? I can’t jump into this relationship, but every little thing about it feels right. I want to take the leap so badly but yet we stagger and stand on the other sides of the bridge, because we’re not sure. You stand at the other side and given the events I haven’t been able to ask you all of these things I need to ask you, so that maybe I won’t lose your interest so quickly. Spring feels more alive when you’re around. Like the flowers bloom with the blooming of the outside world, every passing day. The vines constrict my heart, mimicking what I think your embrace would feel like. It hurts, it feels wild and free but good god it hurts. One day I’ll tell you, I think. One day I’ll tell you everything I need to get off my chest. I love yous are not enough. We aren’t together but you say I love you. Do you mean it? Do you mean that you love me? Or are you just saying that? But what right would you have to just say it if you weren’t falling into it with me? When I say it, it sounds like a puddle, a surface puddle that dries up in a day or even a few hours. Mine lie deep in the seas, the oceans. The oceans of my heart that rage constantly, except when you’re around. I want you around so much, and I’m so good at pretending that I’m okay and I’m not losing it on the inside, but really I’m setting fire to the walls and to the tapestries because I’m not sure what to do with the feelings you give me. I tear my royal room apart because the wildness takes me over. Is it just the spring air or is it really you? And when it’s all said and done, my room is wrecked and I have to move to another, because I can’t handle seeing the aftermath of the wreckage you caused. I can’t come to terms with it. I want to scream and run. I want to run so far but every time I hit the castle walls, every time I look out to the city where you stay, I turn back. I turn back because I don’t wanna see your face. I don’t want to even imagine the way you’d look at me because I don’t think I’d be able to handle it. I don’t think I’d be able to handle it, but every little thought sends my soul racing. But I can’t tell you that because you'll say the same thing. “Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket” or something like that. I tear my dress and my hair runs static, with knots that look like I haven’t brushed it for days, weeks even. Something hits me the moment the guards announce you. My hair is brushed and my dress fixed moments before you walk through the doors. Something hits my ribcage the moment they announce you, the moment you bow and look up to me. I lose my composure and need another three days without you to stop myself from driving myself crazy. But even then all I can do is stare in hopes you know what I mean. I never felt like this before, and it makes me want to tear myself apart. I want to tear myself apart until there’s nothing left of me for you to love, so that you can’t take me away only to return me months later. 

Nothing I do or say can make the feelings go away. I try to push them out and wait, wait for you to take your cart and move to the next kingdom. But you haven’t left yet. I’m not sure what to do with it. It’s this wild feeling. A wild, thorny feeling. But it’s ever so addictive, but again, I can’t say anything. It’ll scare you away.

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Rp starter!

I’m still very new to being more open with these, so if it’s not formatted right or whatever just tell me! Dm me if you’d like to, as i do more one on one rps. I’m always open and down for anything!

You had come upon a what looked to be abandoned Observatory, made of ashen stone and moss in the country of Elinion. It was dark, stormy and frankly you were getting really cold, not to mention in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by forest and the observatory. It looked abandoned, but you felt as if there was more to it than met the eyes. Do you head inside? or do you keep moving?~ 

Just dm me a name and we’ll go from there! Thank you for your time!

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Arthur Hastings headcanons

I am so in love with Arthur Hastings from We Happy Few. I have to sinfully (proudly) write headcanons for my favorite, British asshole. So if you havent played the game you should! If you have I hope you share my love of him. Thanks for reading! Sorry if they’re not exactly what you want or trash. Im not used to thousands of people reading my stuff.

 You had run into him in the the O’currant and had spilled tubes all over the ground. Your hand brushed against his. You were both off your joy that day

He started making up scenarios the instant you walked off, about what to say to you next, why he was feeling..butterflies without being on joy

Stuttering mess every time you smile at him

Daydreams about you constantly and since then has hardly gotten any work done. 

Whenever you laugh he lights up like fireworks on the forth of july, just a big explosion of emotions all over the floor

IS THE BIGGEST ASS KNOWN TO MANKIND which confuses you but doesn’t scare you away and he’s not sure how, as he just never knows how to keep his mouth shut. He lets things slip and you just laugh and throw it back. It makes him fall deeper in love, so close to hitting the concrete but never really doing it. 

Draws little hearts and listens to sickening love songs and just imagines his hand in yours

He always brings you coffee or tea. He knows what you prefer and what you prefer in it like the back of his hand

Is so clumsy and his words come out jumbled when he speaks to you or is around you at all.

Down to earth and a prick, and you love that about him. You guys have honest conversations that sometimes leads to arguments, which leads to steamy time (sometimes he does it on purpose)

A hopeless romantic despite every other woman rejecting him. He’s poetic and super duper sweet. His goofy, yet sweet gestures make him very attractive

Dancing and dinner almost every night. 

When you decided to go with him to find percy he wanted to marry you right there and then

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Video game quiz

Hi guys!!! Do you like playing video games? what do you like about them? I’m in the process of making a video game and would love to know what you guys like about a fantasy adventure! If you have the time please take the quiz it would mean a lot to me. Was there a question you wanted to see but it wasnt there? tell me and i’ll add it! Thanks again!

https://forms.gle/szxjVV4MSSMvQuey7

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"I'm your Knight in shining armor!!"

It had been such a busy day for the two of you. You were just moving house and didn't have, or want to have to stuff everything in the car. Let alone moving everything all at once because you hated the mess and you hated the cluttered space. It had always made you just angry. And after the day you've had, who wouldn't be angry over a few boxes taking up a shadow in the corner of your new living room?

So you and Chrom drove to the store, exhausted, hungry. You decided to get out but didn't want to go in.

"Are you coming my beloved?" His sweet voice filled your ears and put a sleepy smile on your face. Chrom was so perfect in every way. How could you not love the heck out of him? He had muscles. A charming smile. A family oriented personality. He was funny! He always made you smile in the darkest nights. You weren't too bad yourself though. Every so often, a man would hit on you. You had that sparkling personality that just lit the room up and made the sun look dim. You had eyes that shimmered and twinkled like stars in the sky. You were, to Chrom, drop dead gorgeous. Little did you know that today was one of those days.

"No love.. I think I'll take in some sun rays. We don't need much, and I'd really like to get some fresh air, if that's okay? I'll wait here, and enjoy the break while I can. I love you though!" You pressed a kiss to his lips. Oh they were just so soft!

"I'll be back soon Milady! A knight shouldn't keep his queen waiting!" And off he went into the dungeon of baked goods and canned food. You laughed at the thought. Knights. History never forgot them. Why should you?

It wasn't soon after that everything had settled down, came an attractive looking young man. Purple hair. Nice eyes. Unfortunately though, you weren't thinking about that. You were thinking about that much needed burrito your hero was about to present to you at any moment. Heaven in a tortilla. You didn't notice until he walked up with a sexy smirk.

"Hey princess~ Looks like you could use some company? Mind if I sit next to you?" You stared blankly at him, confused. Weren't you just thinking about this a few 10 minutes ago? Life works in mysterious ways doesn't it? Maybe it should stop working and let you take your own life over. That would be nice.

"No thank you. I'm fine really." You sounded genuine. It was okay. These things happen. It's alright. Chrom might be a little jealous but it's okay. Just breathe y/n.

"Really. Those eyes of yours just pulled me under like a current. Maybe we could get to know each other! I'd really like that. Maybe I could buy you lunch?" The worst part was, was he was charming and genuine. A nice guy really. You just weren't interested.

"I said no thanks. Thanks." You got a little awkward and went to go into the store to find chrom, but aha! Behold! Your knight comes our victorious! Holding the shining bags of plastic in his hand. One of them contained the preferred inventory. That delicious burrito.

"Oh love! I was just about to come find you. I'm so glad you're here."

"Why what's going on? Who's this?" You watched Chrom size him up, his eyes scanning the threat.

"Ohhoho! You're in search for a queen I see! Well checkmate buddy. This Queen is mine. And only mine. I have pledged my holy allegiance to her already." He holds up the bags. "She's my queen. The light of my life. The ruler of my castle. She is the goddess of my temple. If you'll excuse us, we must return to our new Castle!" He kisses your lips sweetly, in front of him, then herding you to the car after throwing the groceries in the back.

"You saved my life back there... I love you."

"I love you too!!! I'm your knight in shining armor. And I always will be. I meant everything I said back there." His voice.. Oh him. He was your knight in shining armor, and you could wish for nothing more.

"Oh love... You're so sweet. Now let's hightail it home! Your queen is eyeing the treasure in the backseat. The fabled burrito!" You both laughed, as he kicked the car into high gear and drove home. You were proud of your knight in shining armor. He'd one day become your king.

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(Okay so, you don’t have to worry about this DnD fic until my other request is done so no worries, I can wait.)

But anyway, I was thinking about requesting an OC x Female Reader?

Mainly I was thinking about using my DnD OC, Tatshiro, a male half elven rouge arcane trickster, for this fic.

Maybe the female reader ends up getting kidnapped by Tatshiro, via sleep magic, but the female reader ends up falling in love with him, kinda like a beauty and the beast thing.

(If you need to know more about Tatshiro, you can DM me, I don’t mind! 😄)

Whatever you can provide would be lovely and yes!!! I'd be happy to do it!

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Hi! It’s me again, lol!

I was wondering if I could request a Modern fic of Chrom x Female Reader, maybe where this guy (in the middle) could try to hit on her, but Chrom steps in to save her?

(I was thinking about maybe using my OC named Tatshiro for this fic, he basically looks like this anime character in the middle of the screenshot, so maybe he could play the guy hitting on her? If you need to know, Tatshiro’s kind of a friendly, yet sneaky charmer for hitting on girls.) 🤔

Sure!!!! I'd love to!!!

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I wish to travel to Ireland free of chains and of.. People.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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How many of you have seen Father Ted?

And did anybody else love Dougal??? DOOGLE

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Aries people!! The fire of life!!