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Part two of reblogging this (need it for the gay ass Valgrace fic I'm writing)

Guys I need something

Tell me the gayest shit about valgrace that is canon

I have a plan

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Chapter 4!!!!

On Ao3

On Wattpad

My Dumbass wrote a fic

So, to actually summarize, for months, I've had this idea of writing a pjo and Marvel crossover fic. But the plot always got stuck on a dead end

Until I saw Thunderbolts*

Then, I got the brilliant idea of using the Thunderbolts to interact with our favorite Demigods!

Until I get an actual ao3 account on the 21st, the fic will be on Wattpad

This fic will have the Canon pjo ships in it, plus Valgrace

And it will have SamBucky

Here's a link

And here's the weirdly ominous and blunt summary:

The gods are planning something, something big.

Something involving the mortal heroes,

Something involving a man who's been long dead,

Involving a demigod deemed useless, and a demigod whose been deemed a simple lover.

For something is planned between monsters and man.

And it's up to ones left behind to save those who broke too long ago.

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I just want to say with my all ever loving soul

Fuck (in the friendshippy jokey way) the entire Sambucky Fandom for somehow making me simp for both Bucky AND Sam

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AGAIN!

BUCKY! I GOT A TEAMWIPE AS YOU IM MARVEL RIVALS USING YOUR ULT! ARE YOU PROUD!?

Armed and dangerous.

Again.

Again.

Again.

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The day that people accept that Frank Zhang is more than just an insecure but strong softie is the day I rest because WHY does nobody remember little vro being canonically pessimistic as fuck. Even if he didn't say half the things he thought (which he most certainly did), the guy was absolutely the mayor of frown town at times.

What do you mean you never realized he was bitter and resentful outside of Leo? You missed the part where he started acting out after his mother died? HE SHATTERED HIS GRANDMA'S FINE CHINA DAWG. Brochacho constantly got frustrated by how perfect Percy was. He was pissed when Hazel held hands with Leo. HE CHOKESLAMED CALIGULA?? THAT TRIP GUY? He definitely CONSIDERED beating the shit out of Nico when be couldn't heal her. WIPED OUT A FLEET OF THOSE POISON SPEWING COWS?? he set himself on FIRE. That man can turn himself into a dragon, a swarm of bees, and fuck knows what else. A praetor with Mar's ability to control the dead.

OBVIOUSLY Frank is a gentle guy, but it's BECAUSE he's GROWN to be emotionally mature enough to deal with most of those emotions. That dude had Ares AND Mars telling him to beat the shit out of fuck ass da grease ball. HE SHOVED A SOCK IN A GODDESSES MOUTH, HIS OWN DAMN SOCK.

I need more angsty Frank that isn't just him hating his body or Leo. Those were just the tip of the iceberg for a whole mother load of issues.

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FAN FIC STUFF

ok so,

A while back, I made a pjo and Marvel crossover fic, and I was posting it on Wattpad,

Well guess what?

It's on Ao3 now!

Here's the link

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Chapter 3 is out!!!!!!

Hiiiiiii ya'll!

Chapter 3 is out

This one is, again, from Leo's pov, I PROMISE INTRESTING SHIT WILL HAPPEN SOON, just be patient

Have fuuuuunnnnn

My Dumbass wrote a fic

So, to actually summarize, for months, I've had this idea of writing a pjo and Marvel crossover fic. But the plot always got stuck on a dead end

Until I saw Thunderbolts*

Then, I got the brilliant idea of using the Thunderbolts to interact with our favorite Demigods!

Until I get an actual ao3 account on the 21st, the fic will be on Wattpad

This fic will have the Canon pjo ships in it, plus Valgrace

And it will have SamBucky

Here's a link

And here's the weirdly ominous and blunt summary:

The gods are planning something, something big.

Something involving the mortal heroes,

Something involving a man who's been long dead,

Involving a demigod deemed useless, and a demigod whose been deemed a simple lover.

For something is planned between monsters and man.

And it's up to ones left behind to save those who broke too long ago.

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Hero Kidnaps Villain Masterlist

Warnings: kidnapping, gagged villain whumpee, needles, drugging, forced compliance

I'm planning to turn this one into a whole series, so it needed it's own Masterlist :)

Summary: Hero discovers the hero agency is hiding what they do to the villains she captures and brings in -- who all have a mysterious habit of vanishing into thin air, never seen again. And no one will tell Hero why when she asks. So this time when Hero catches a criminal... she decides to figure out the truth, by letting the hero agency check him in like usual-- before breaking in and kidnapping the villain she turned in to steal him away and interrogate him about what he experienced in his short time at Agency before he had the chance to disappear like the others.

Part 1 - Gagged & Kidnapped

Part 2 - Drugged

Part 3 - Paralyzed

Part 4 - Humiliation

Part 5 - Disastrous Mess

Part 6 - Tell Me What You Know

Part 7 - Panic Attack

Part 8 - Help via Hurt

Part 9 - Getting Answers

Part 10 - Flashback: Beginning of Villain's Captivity at Agency

Part 11 - Repeat Your Rules

Part 12 - Don't Bite

Part 13 - Practice

Part 14 - Bad Villains Dogs Get Put Down

Part 15 - Heartless Murders

Part 16 - I Don't Want to Die in This Place

Part 17 - Twin Brother

Part 18 - Calico

Part 19 - Kneel

Part 20 - I'm Fixed Now...

Part 21 - Flashback: The Kidnapping and Escape

Main Masterlist

@scoundrelwithboba @lumpofsand @isikedmyself878 @iamheretohurt @fleur-a-whump

@ay5ksal @otterfrost @sausages-things @togzy

@whump-till-ya-jump @cravesunconditionallove @whumpwritinglover222 @written-in-the-stars135 @neverthelass

@starz8nk @redwinesupanover @whumpisgoodwhumpislife @theforeverdyingperson

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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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My Dumbass wrote a fic

So, to actually summarize, for months, I've had this idea of writing a pjo and Marvel crossover fic. But the plot always got stuck on a dead end

Until I saw Thunderbolts*

Then, I got the brilliant idea of using the Thunderbolts to interact with our favorite Demigods!

Until I get an actual ao3 account on the 21st, the fic will be on Wattpad

This fic will have the Canon pjo ships in it, plus Valgrace

And it will have SamBucky

Here's a link

And here's the weirdly ominous and blunt summary:

The gods are planning something, something big.

Something involving the mortal heroes,

Something involving a man who's been long dead,

Involving a demigod deemed useless, and a demigod whose been deemed a simple lover.

For something is planned between monsters and man.

And it's up to ones left behind to save those who broke too long ago.

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reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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I need to remember all of these BECAUSE THEY'RE ACCURATE AND AMAZING

there’s been an insane resurgence of headcannons in the marvel fandom thanks to thunderbolts, so heres my masterlist of headcannons i’ve seen from others that I will continue to add to :)

Yelena

her guinea pig is the group pet—named Nat

insists on doing karaoke every saturday night, she and Ava eat everyone up.

Cooks for EVERYONE. makes sure they all eat enough.

laughs at her own jokes, especially the bad ones. Ava can’t help but laugh with her.

Bucky

leads group therapy seasion every tuesday.

tries* to use brainrot and slang terms, but it catches onto Alexei, so now nobody can convince him otherwise.

helps Bob with his nightmares. Sees pre-serum Steve in Bob so he feels like he needs to protect him

talks about Sam a lot, everyones tired of it.

argues with John constantly, but they always work well together on missions.

It’s a competition to see who can sneak up on and scare bucky. He’s expressionless every time and just says “wow that was so scary”

Insists on silence breaks, everyone starts speaking again after 3 minutes.

says he never cares, but makes sure there’s water and first aid for every mission.

Bob

THE little brother.

has to have some amount of light on when he sleeps. He also loves to sleep in the living room on the couch when other’s are there to listen to the soft of their voices.

May or may not be on Booktok, either way, he reads romance and mystery.

always in the corner drinking tea or a milkshake when the others are fighting.

hates cucumber, any way it’s prepared.

He always beats John in every card or board game. when it’s more than 2 people playing, it doesn’t matter if Bob comes out on top, he always gets a higher score than John. They’re the two brothers who hate eachother.

watches cartoons to heal his inner child, doesn’t let anyone know.

>800 hours on minecraft

hard for him to accept gifts from others, even if it’s a bag of chips, he’ll say he doesn’t deserve it.

Ava

likes to jumpscare people by just appearing out of thin air. Steals everyones snacks because she can.

Ultimate gaslighter, especially towards Bob. shows him those ai videos of sad cat stories and obvious rage bate and he gets pissed about it.

loves halloween and horror movies (a menace on halloween night, especially to John who she would just stand in the hallway and stare menacingly at while in a clown costume or something)

has trouble sleeping. Bucky once found her on the floor of the training room at 3am

once passed out from overworking herself, woke up and found Bob sitting next to her watching over her like a big golden retriever.

Red Guardian

runs a tiktok account where he posts videos of the team (bonus, he puts filters on them and doesn’t tell)

will make the most heinous food combinations and swear they’re good.

hugs a little too tightly.

always gives a big dramatic speech before they go out, even if it’s just for coffee.

tells stories that are 90% lies, but everyone listens anyway.

John

acts as if he doesn’t care for the group, but gets worried if they don’t all text him back.

thinks he has a niche movie collection but it’s not neiche at all. horrible taste in movies (this one is very popular)

resident chef, along with Yelena.

the only one who has an actual schedule.

Gets really quiet after missions, especially if things went bad. Extremely self-critical even if it’s not apparent.

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The lasting effects of bloodloss that leave a character feeling generally weak, washed-out, shivery, and chilled for days or weeks into their recovery as their body slowly replenishes the vital strength it's lost- they're healing, the wound is mending, but they still feel faded and dull and like too little butter spread over too much toast.