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Atom activity is a series of marriages and divorces, births and deaths. Put two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen near each other and they will rush eagerly together to form a union.
That is, until a chemical action or electric discharge tears them apart and they go back to their separate lives. But they will rush together once again when a new attractive prospect shows up.
Atoms are fickle and will always desert a lesser attraction for a greater one, moving toward what interests it and ignoring what repels it.
So what's not to understand? We are merely cosplaying physics.
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I'm not Lisa. My name's not Mona. I'm Julie and I left you years ago.
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#area 52#ufo#extraterrestrials#outer space#spaceship#alien#probe#plywood#jet propulsion#jack parsons
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Everything I know I learned from the Hollywood Squares.
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Ghoti (/fɪʃ/)
We've all grown used to seeing misspelled street signs. The war on its/it's, your/you're, and there/they're/their has been won.
Spelling jokes are dangerously close to becoming extinct.
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I once came home to find my little sister standing on a chair, using a handheld egg beater to make extra bubbles in our aquarium. She said our fish looked sad and needed more oxygen.
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