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this is gonna flop so badddd 💔

i need the fiddleford editors to pleaseee make edits with this tiktok sound please it’s killing me 💔💔

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im full of brainrot

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Lol he is such a dorito

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Dipshit

NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

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Im not sure if this has been said anywhere, but is Simple Bill's 'humansona' / form canon to the main storyline? Like he'll have a point he turns into it someday?

no. its not canon. it would defeat the purpose of making him a regular Euclidean. think of it like its Simple Bill's personal human sona instead like this

art cred: Viktor

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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Traitor of the heavens.

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EVERYONE EVERYONE!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH (I’m so normal about this…!!!!)

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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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Thinking about the photograph Ford had on him the whole time he was in the portal and realized he had it on him beforehand when Stan arrived. Which then made me headcanon Ford would look at it as a means to anchor himself when his paranoia spiked.

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My tablet has been collecting dust lately, so I decided to go out of my comfort zone and practice shading. Surprised myself! :)

My process from outline to lineless:

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happy birthday to these goobers

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Happy Birthday to my two favorite old men. <3