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Uma: I have no fears.
Audrey: What if one day you woke up and Mal was taller than you?
Uma: That's never going to happen.
Mal: "Offended Silence"
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Uma: Why would you want to help us? You don't even like us.
Mal: Because I'm a nice person.
Mal: Stop laughing Audrey!
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Descendants
Evie: Are you okay?
Mal: The only thing keeping me running right now is empty compliments and participation trophies.
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First-Year tips from the twins
Fred: The most important thing to remember in school is to always look confident, even if you're lost.
George: Yeah. You could be walking into the Forbidden Forest to die, but at least you're going to look damn good doing it.
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Good Omens
Therapist: What do we do when we feel sad or rejected?
Crowley: Take a hundred year nap.
Therapist: NO
#good omens#good omemes#azirowley#aziraphale#crowley#anathema device#incorrect quotes#not sure if this has been done
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Good Omens
Aziraphale: Why are people so obsessed with having a top or a bottom. I'd just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Crowley:...
Anathema:...
Crowley:...
Anathema:...
Crowley: I'm gonna tell him
Anathema: Don't you fucking dare
#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable godfathers#anathema device#incorrect quotes#crowley#aziraphale#adam young
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Stranger Things
Mike: I'm sorry for ditching you Dustin. I was wrong to leave you all alone.
Lucas: Mike's right
Lucas: He was wrong
#stranger things#stranger+things#stranger things 3#mileven#dustin henderson#dustin and steve#scoop troop#steve harrington#harringrove#will byers#mike wheeler#lucas sinclair#incorrect quotes#toy story
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Stranger Things as my brother and I
Billy: Don't call me a moron!
Max: I was told to speak the truth and nothing but the truth
#stranger things#mileven#stranger things 3#sheriff hopper#eleven#will byers#max mayfield#steve harrington#this happened in real lif#actual conversation
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Parabatai
Jace: Can I ask you something?
Alec: As long as you're aware that I have a knife.
#shadowhunters#incorrect tmi quotes#tmi#herondale#alexander gideon lightwood#malec#incorrect quotes#clace#parabatai
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Good Omens
Crowley: I think if someone ever showed me affection, I would probably die
Aziraphale: Are you okay?
Crowley: No
#good omens#badpost#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#what is life#adam young#anathema device#azirowley
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Guardians of the Galaxy
Gamora: What's a five-letter world for disappointment?
Rocket: Quill
Peter:
Gamora:....it fits
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yup. Did you expect nothing less?
Huh, so y’all really see Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch and reblog anything.
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SnowBaz
Baz: *pale-faced & shivering*
Penny: What's wrong with him?
Simon: He saw the trailer to Cats.
Baz: *softly* it's not right
#carry on#wayward son#snowbaz#baz pitch#simon snow#cats#cats movie#penny#what's wrong with the world
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Stranger Things 3
Will: I just want a normal life
Mind Flayer: Hahahaha no
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Good Omens
Crowley: *Snake form, dozing in the sun*
Adam: Oh look, a snek
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Crowley&Aziraphale
Aziraphale: Are you eating french fries with a fork?
Crowley: I’m sophisticated
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