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"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

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say it with me folks… king of ithaca! john price

am I supposed to be normal about this

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oh my fucking god? 😭

half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

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tips to get your life back on track after a breakdown™

sleep. your body needs to rest. the average panic attack takes as much energy as running a half-marathon. let yourself rest. take a 20 minute nap. any longer and you’ll hit your REM cycle, and you’ll wake up worse off. after, you’ll feel so much better.

clean something. literally anything. a plate, a drawer, the whole mf bathroom. it doesn’t matter how much or how little. it’ll make you feel more in control, and it’ll make your surroundings more appropriate for recovery.

get some fresh air. even just opening your window for a few hours will help. if you feel up to it, take a walk. take your dog. pick some flowers. cloudgaze. even just sit in your garden for a bit. your body will thrive off of non-stale air. 

eat and drink. I know for some people, myself included, this is Hard. it’s alright if all you can manage is a granola bar, or some cereal. anything is progress and will fuel your body. drink water if you can, but anything apart from alcohol will hydrate you.

take a shower. I have clinical depression. have done since I was 12. I know how hard it is to take a shower. but it fucking helps. if you don’t do anything else off this list, do this. it’ll help more than you know.

talk to someone. I can’t stress this enough. humans are social creatures! we crave interaction. even the most introverted introvert needs to talk to someone. call your mom. text a buddy. skype your brother. chat to your local cashier. anything !! you’ll feel less alone, and hopefully get some good serotontitty flowing.

do something fun! same as above, it’ll make u feel so much bette, and provide a distraction. some good options are writing, drawing, watching a movie, dancing - anything you enjoy!

be kind to yourself. it’s okay if you relapsed, or if you had a bad day, or anything else. treat yourself gently. you wouldn’t so harsh to a friend in your situation. it’s gonna be okay.

if you can’t do all of these, it’s okay. there are better days ahead. this, too, will pass.

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OOOHH this man is so fyneeee🥲

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fair warning this is clunky;

wasn’t originally a fandom piece but imagining john price as a gruff older knight, who thought he would finallyyyy get to retire after many years of working his ass off for an old king. getting promoted to a lord in title alone, some land, a reward for his outstanding service.

and then getting dragged back into service because some duke couldn’t keep his mouth shut and his daughter got kidnapped because of it. john is an incredible tracker, so he’s forced recruited for the job.

oh he finds you, of course he does, after three fucking weeks and hiking half the continent and you know what? he doesn’t think gold is enough of a payment for this. he thinks he wants a nice wife to keep him company. he thinks he wants a big, fuck off royal wedding to this little lady everyone thinks is so important. let’s see them try and deny him that.

and when he finds you? it’s so easy to convince you to let your knight in shining armor blow off some steam, to let him press his body into yours. and when you’re blushing and softly saying that it’s meant to stay pure for your husband, well, john tells you that you don’t have to worry. that he’s been gifted your hand and you’re basically already married so why don’t you just let him in now, dove, hm?

after all, when your father finds out john’s ‘stolen’ his daughter’s precious maidenhood, you’re guaranteed to be his. and there are much worse marriage candidates than a captain turned lord.

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Batfam! P Links

This is my first time doing something like this, so feedback is super appreciated. Also!! Gotta be logged into twitter (X) for these to work.

Bruce Wayne

- He just can't resist you when you come to visit the office<3

- The bathroom of a charity gala that neither of you were particularly interested in

- What you send him after he paid to get your nails done while he was away on a business trip

-A private beach that he bought out when he finally retired

- You're still getting used to how big he is

- He tries to be gentle, but his cock is just so huge that it's a pleasant, painful every time regardless of how much he preps you

- How's he supposed to focus at work when you send him those slutty little pictures in your new lingerie?

Jason Todd

- Something about this just screams Jason vibes to me. Maybe softdom? Maybe showing off his strength/muscles?

- LOVES when you guys get noise complaints just from the actions alone, nevermind the moans

- He sent this just to mess around with you while he was in the gym changing rooms

- Yes, you two have tried this. Yes, the gun was unloaded. Yes, he still made sure it has safety on. Yes, you clogged up his favorite pistol with your cum.

- This is kinda how I thought of Virgin! Jason Todd eating you out

- More gun play with Jason but in his only nice car

Richard Grayson

- Helping him clean off in the shower after a particularly long patrol

- A little tease while he's in a motel on a mission

- He absolutely worships you like the goddess you are

- Your poor baby makes a mess of himself after not being able to cum for a few weeks while on a mission

- Making you do everything yourself because you got bratty with him about having to cockwarm

- Trying his best to take it slow once he finally gets his hands on you coming home from that stupid mission

Masterlist

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studying for finals but all i want it to be bent in half by John Price.

him coming home after a bad day and fucking you over the kitchen counter, hand glued to your hips, pinning you down so he can make sure you feel every inch of him.

him having to leave in five minutes but he convinces you that there's time, so you're bent over the couch watching the clock tick away. his fingers circling your clit, his chest pressing against your back.

in the middle of the night, six rounds deep after a long deployment, he has you on your knees, face pressed into your pillows as he has an iron grip on your headboard, using the leverage to fuck you deeper into the mattress.

over the hood of his new car, tits pressed against its shiny paint, arms stretched out to hold onto anything stable as he fucks up into you.

anyway, back to it!

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i need john price to put me in a chokehold and prone bone me. sorry

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Stars I made for the farmers market 🥹⭐️

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cod brainrot and epic the musical brainrot overlapping-

imagine being married to king john price before he goes off to war, taking simon with him as his trusted hand of the king; gaz stays with you, advisor and protector of the queen. (telemachus, in this scenario, kinda)

ten years pass. twenty.

when price gets home after twenty years of gods, witches, war, cursed islands, with only simon left out of 500 men, only to find out that 100 fucking suitors who have been hounding his wife for twenty. fucking. years? he pulls out a sword rusted with blood and reminds everyone why he was called the Wolf in his youth.

there’s only one good one- some young lord mactavish who only came here after being pressed by his own council. price lets him live after he shares everything he’s learned over the past decade he’s been around.

everyone else? lord graves? prince konig? some foreign king makarov, who he heard plotting on how exactly he’d force himself onto his pious queen? oh, dead fucking meat.

(price. has had. enough.)

might write this into a full fic idk but anyone is welcome to expand

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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Cherry Bomb Masterlist

poly 141 x reader - tattoo parlor au

MDNI | Anthology

Ao3

New Girl

Piercings and Puns

Bubble Tea

“Girl Problems”

Night Out

Where…?

Firsts

Nobody’s Son, Nobody’s Daughter

The Expo

Permission

Eleven

Lovely, lovely fanart

I don’t currently do taglists, sorry!

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Shoutout to director having thing for Gihun being tied up or blindfolded 😏