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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

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I MISSED MAID DAY !! But, since I’ve always wanted to draw Alastor in an old-school maid dress, I still decided to participate late 🦌

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Yall have no idea what I'm cookin' 👀

Don't mind the shit sketches, they're getting transferred to digital now >:)

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I MISSED MAID DAY !! But, since I’ve always wanted to draw Alastor in an old-school maid dress, I still decided to participate late 🦌

(NON BLOOD VERSION BELOW ⬇️)

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I MISSED MAID DAY !! But, since I’ve always wanted to draw Alastor in an old-school maid dress, I still decided to participate late 🦌

(NON BLOOD VERSION BELOW ⬇️)

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Seasonal depression has been hitting me HARD, but I’m trying to get back into the art flow… Have some sleepy transmasc Alastors 🥲

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Seasonal depression has been hitting me HARD, but I’m trying to get back into the art flow… Have some sleepy transmasc Alastors 🥲

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alastor and his video camera in episode one is so interesting to me you guys. mr. i-hate-technology having the time of his life filming a video commercial? very important contradiction. to me.

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YESSS

I'M SO HAPPYYYY

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🌿 Something is Lurking in the Water 🌿

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A bunch of Charlies from the new video! Plus Alastor I guess ತ⁠_⁠ತ (I clearly have a favorite)

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mor radiodust: yuri edition

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lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

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It's still so unbelievably funny to me how the plot of Hazbin is essentially Charlie picking up random people off the street.

Found a wounded, bleeding girl at a dumpster. Guess what? She took her home, fixed her, and Vaggie LATCHES onto her. Now, she's her girlfriend and has the biggest cat energy imaginable.

Found a stripper in need of a home and has no money. Guess what? He's her best friend now.

Found a snake whose ship got destroyed and is asking for housing and help and generally has the most pathetic wet cat vibe imaginable. Guess what? He's her new resident now.

She makes sure they're safe, healthy, eating properly and always come home on time while she gentle parents their unhinged rabid behaviours

The cat distribution system PEAKED when a smelly deer man invited himself into her hotel and decided that's his home now

He also brought a stray cat with him (literally) and another potential resident like summoning his pack

Miss gurl even adopted her own dad after coaxing him out of his kermit lair like a spooked animal. Now, bro is friends with her friends and bites at anyone who dares threaten her

The plot is basically a two hundred year old lady gathering feral cats in her home that turn out to be the sweetest things when treated fairly. Extra points if they randomly hiss and like being petted

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I think the jackpot of radiostatic fics/fanart work are the ones where it's plain clear that these are two middle-aged men we're talking about.

They're old, they're grumpy, they're fed up with everything, they're old-fashioned, they physically can't shut the fuck up. One of them is a dumpster racoon with torn clothes who's never heard of soap and doesn't give a fuck about societal rules and expectations, while the other is a class A blueprint stuck up greedy evil insecure toxic masculinity capitalistic businessman who's perfectionist ass can't have a hair out of place. Alastor has a dog brain but cat instincts, Vox has a cat brain with dog instincts. They're smart, except when they're together. One of them is a feared insidious eldrich horror textbook nightmare but pretty tame when you get to know him, while the other is beloved by the public and revered as an inspiration but a brutal abusive monster once you get to know him. They contrast each other so much they complete each other. Alastor’s incorrigible rebellious nature and superiority complex is inexplicably irresistible to Vox, while Vox's stickler anxiety to always care what other people think of him is prime entertainment and the funniest shit for Alastor. They can't have a healthy relationship because both of them are so emotionally constipated, manipulative, and narcissistic they don't know what feelings even are. "Who's top who's bottom who's submissive who's dominant?" bitch those are foreign concepts to them, they're both such insane control freaks that they're shattering those dynamics completely

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them ears

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Anyway a good ship is one where there are people viciously arguing that it's an unhealthy and predatory power dynamic while also violently disagreeing over who the predator is.