#aromantic alastor

[aroace-alastor]

This is Alastor to Vox

[onesidedradiostatic]

HAPPY ARO WEEK TO ALL AROSPECS OUT THERE, HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

reference:

[convolutedblasphemy]

Part 4 — the Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week special centered around our favorite aroace demon! All the ones that include Vox were inspired by @onesidedradiostatic's very entertaining posts snnxnsndn

[blue-rose-soul]

Lucifer: Why does Lilith call you babygirl? Alastor: [Aroace, gladly died a virgin and if he has his way he will remain a virgin until the Hells collapse.] Alastor: I'm fucking your wife.

[starlighz]

To me, Alastor AND Rosie are aromantic. They are just on complete opposite spectrums

Rosie: romance-favourable. She lives for the tea. She wants to hear all about how the fourth husband treats you so much better than the first and especially better than the second husband.

Alastor: romance-repulsed. Wishes to be anywhere else when relationships are discussed, or to dissociate right then and there. He has to keep it together and use willpower on 1000% capacity so to not kill anyone when someone flirts with him or even implies something. He took Charlie to Rosie partially so he wouldn't have to hear her ranting about her relationship problems anymore.

[liberumalas]

Happy International Asexual Day!

[latecomerfangirl]

Ace and based!

[bananadramaaa]

Something silly & quick for Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week :D

[forget-me-ghost]

I know Valentine's Day was two days ago, but I have a slow brain okay.

Anyway, just like everyone else I just want to marvel at how perfect Alastor's Valentine's Day merch is.

Look at this, look at him. Everyone else's pinup was sexy and they had revealing outfits. But Alastor? Someone at this app said that he is a modern equivalent of a Victorian woman showing her ankle. I truly love it, he undone his bow tie and that's it, that's the most he's showing, his neck without a bow. He isn't even in any sexy pose either. He kinda looks as if he was laying on a couch and someone told him to pose.

And then his Valentine's card? It's not about love or anything like this, this is about friendship, about platonic love. It literally says 'On a day devoted to lovers I am glad to have you as a friend' and I'm over the moon with it.

As a fellow asexual I am beyond happy to see that none of Alastor's merch was romantic or sexual.

It means a lot to me and I just wanted to say it.

[fanby-fckry]

[snowyh2o]

No but I still find it incredibly funny that for every episode in which Valentino is a major feature, Alastor is just completely MIA.

Val is like an Alastor repellent. The shear threat of his presence is enough to keep Alastor away from an episode.

Alastor’s Aroace radar starts going off and he immediately makes himself scarce.

He probably sensed that episode 3 was gonna feature a bdsm scene and that’s why he went to the overlord meeting with the Egg Bois.

Vox is only alive rn because he’s not worth the effort for Alastor to hunt down and kill but also because he lives with Val and Alastor refuses to be in the same episode as him for any longer than necessary.

Alastor and the supernatural ability to nope the fuck out of any and all Situations.

[saltwatersweets]

i think it’s really funny how many people say that alastor is ace, not aroace, just because viv has only called him ace.

love you guys but you are GRAPHICALLY overestimating people’s knowledge on aromanticism and asexuality and how they are different. they have been confused with each other since their existence, and just because someone is queer doesn’t mean they’re incapable of confusing the terms or using them interchangeably. alastor is clearly shown to not have romantic feelings, just take a look at some of the official jokes.

both of these are explicitly non-romantic. not just non-sexual, they are both jokes and comments about being aromantic, not asexual.

yes, rosie only mentions him being asexual in episode seven, but again, this is a joke made about the idea of him being in a ROMANTIC relationship. unless rosie was implying that she knows alastor and charlie wouldn’t fuck? which 😭😭 i don’t think she would do that??? it was definitely a joke about him not wanting romance because of his romantic and sexual orientation. and yes, i understand how annoying it is that asexuality and aromanticism are being used interchangeable in this instance, and this is an issue ace/aro people have been facing for years, but this is clearly a joke about him being aroace, not just ace.

again, you guys are giving alloromantic/allosexual people WAY too much credit on how much they know about ace/aro people, when most of their knowledge (if any) is “asexual people dont want sex, aromantic people don’t want romance” and that’s it. vivziepop, despite being queer herself, is still allo as far as im aware. allo people BARELY know anything about asexuality or aromanticism or care to learn the difference, and it’s clear that aro/aceness is being used interchangeably here. alastor is portrayed as aroace, and is clearly meant to be seen as aroace, even though he’s only ever been explicitly called ace by viv.

[onesidedradiostatic]

how vox's "offer" for alastor to join his "team" went

[convolutedblasphemy]

I've heard many a horror story about the Hazbin Hotel fandom and in the past two weeks of being here I've seen some of the dumbest shit in 2024 but the aroace side of Alastor Tumblr is a fucking gem and everyone there has been so friendly???

Reblog if you're on the aroace side of Alastor Tumblr

[oceanamethyst]

You know, here’s my problem with shipping Alastor.

Yes, I know aromantic people can date.

Yes, I know asexuals can have sex.

But you don’t have to be a detective to know that he’s not the type for either.

[starlighz]

I love Rosie's and Alastor's dynamic.

Rosie 100% knows that Alastor is aroace. Romance is her thing. He doesn't have a single trace of it.

But Alastor doesn't because he simply doesn't know that it's a thing.

He thinks that other people are weird about sex and romance. It's such a simple and, in his opinion, dumb weakness. Easy to use for manipulation.

A guy gets rejected in public

Alastor: HA HA HA, sucks to be him I guess. Not that I care!

Rosie: Now now, Alastor. That must have been quite devastating for that gentleman!

Alastor: It's hell, Rosie! Where the violent, sexually deprived brutes live!

Rosie: Naw, that's not the only kind of people who come here! You know I support your lack of interest for the subject of romance, but I don't appreciate making fun of one of the things I am best at!

Alastor: 😀 What?