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Me: "Look for the WIFI connection named "WIFI-2" it should be the one under your current connection "WIFI-1".

My coworker with their WIFI setting already open: *check an astrophysical chart—into the microscope—observe a quantum particle, check their passport and stamp it, look upon the future with hope LOOK EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE WIFI NAMED "WIFI-2" BELOW THE WIFI-1.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEMS????

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A WILD CHONK CAT APPEARE

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Honkai Star Rail Characters with Inspirational Quote Generated by an AI - 2

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Honkai Star Rail Characters with Inspirational Quote Generated by an AI - 1

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I'm not anti-social. I don't care about social, but since it's anti-me first, I'm just taking my revenge.

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I got E1 Blade and his LC.

friend : how was Blade?

me : very sexy

friend : ..I mean..skills?

me : oh-

me :

me : he wind blade.

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Genshin Imapct characters and things me and my friends had said, google translated, with 0 context

Diluc : “it's very cloudy today. The sky is so dark, but not as dark as human hearts “

Chongyun : “crying are peeing, but with an eyes?”

Xingqiu : “yeah, peeing are just your genital crying”

Bennette : “one more banana, please”

Fischl : “There will never be a day to bathe in the darkness any longer”

Kazuha : “how about a steak for dinner? / said the vegan”

Lisa :  “are we going to eat grilled chicken, quitting our job or eat something else”

Xiangling : “why noodles is not vegan?”

Ayaka : “there's something wrong in your workplace. invisibility?”

Mona : “take my fried bananas money back”

Zhongli : “I'll give you my carrot blanket. you need it”

Venti :  “Next to the poo in the dark had to bathe in the darkness.”

Hutao :” If our hearts slim, we slim”

Kaeya : “beware, I'm going to sleep naked”

Razor : “I can't eat salads, I'm going to die”

Xiao : “Ipad ain’t do shit, buy Ipad” 

Diona : “my freaking patient escaped into the woods, and never come back!”

Albedo : “I wish I could be a straws”

Amber : “raw google form or cooked google form?”

Keqing: “Why do you sleep with your ass up!?”

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This must be what thrill feel like, darling

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Giyuu : *is talking*

Shinobu *smiling* : you know Tomioka-San? I want to punch you in the face, but I have to holding a cup of coffee

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Tanjirou : Giyuu-san, what are you doing?

Giyuu : my best

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Giyuu : I’m a piece of trash.

Sabito : As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I‘m obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Giyuu *blushing* : ..yes

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Sabito: Wow, the stars are so beautiful tonight.

Giyuu : you know what else is beautiful?

Sabito, who know the meme : no

Giyuu, who doesn’t: you

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[At the pillars meeting]

Gyoumei : Where’s Shinobu

Giyuu : She’s small , she’s probably under something.

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Sabito : I hate you!

Giyuu : I hate me too

Sabito: ...

Sabito: babe, we’ve talked about this..