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Mmm…. Eternal punishments hath no fury quite like a grumpy Mudkip.

Björn has been stomping around all morning, implying to me, his owner, that he simply must be paid attention to.

He even knocked over his bowl… What a terrible tyrant… I simply must bend to his wills.

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so has the orb spoken to you yet

The orb doesn’t ‘speak’ anon! It simply glows. But you can ask it yes or no questions!

It glows once for yes, and stays dull for no. Not sure what good it does, though….

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Mmm…. Eternal punishments hath no fury quite like a grumpy Mudkip.

Björn has been stomping around all morning, implying to me, his owner, that he simply must be paid attention to.

He even knocked over his bowl… What a terrible tyrant… I simply must bend to his wills.

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i swear to arc there arent any ancient coins in the kibble bin. now get out

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Sorry, Jon… it’s true…

having a dilemma rn

on one hand i care lot about jon

ON THE OTHER HAND I NEED TO SHAKE HIM

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"Steel yourself"

Ok, now what?

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What's even the point??

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You know…. I bet tickets to Dollywood are cheap right now… Worldwide cataclysm and all…

I mean, not that I want to make light of this tragedy. But when opportunities arise,

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It’s World Ocean Day!!! Go In There

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Imagine the happiest applin possible please

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??? he's hanging out in the lobby like he's here to adopt a pokemon

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You’re welcome, sweetie

I LOST MY COLORED PEPNCISLS

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when fire types with flame organs are young you can sometimes see it glowing through their skin....my radiant baby

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Abracadabra amor o la la abracadabra mortar o ga ga ✨✨✨

…. Uhm….

T-thanks, anon?

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Hi, Sidon! What does this mean.

Turn the haters into Zorua.

We Need More Zors.

Around me and therefore around my girlfriend and therefore around my girlfriends frogadier? BAD idea

I still hear the screams.

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are ya comfy, buddy?