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“Hey Siri, am I making bad life choices?” The digital assistant that lives in our pockets has heard everything, from the deeply practical to the completely unhinged.

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From Rock Bottom to Breakthrough: How One “Through Pass” Changed Everything! Life felt like a losing game—failed businesses, betrayals and crushing despair. Then, a single phone call changed EVERYTHING. A chance encounter, a divine intervention, a “through pass” that eliminated all obstacles and led to unimaginable success. Want to know how? Read the full story now!

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Moving house in the UK is more than just shifting addresses. It’s navigating the maze of deposits, delayed references and bulky boxes, all while chasing the dream of a new beginning. Whether you’re bracing for the chaos or reflecting on your own moving mishaps, our latest post dives into the triumphs, trials, and everything in between.

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Have you ever been perplexed by British phrases like "Fancy a cuppa?" This blog dives into the charm of tea culture, workplace bonding and the surprising warmth of three little words. Don't miss this heart-warming read!

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Conversation with a Stranger

Ever feltl like your inner voice has the best life hacks? My new post, "Conversation with a Stranger," reveals a simple trick I learned from mine for a calmer, simpler life.

I met a stranger today. Well, not exactly met but rather, I noticed him for the first time. He was not new to me. He had been lurking in the corners of my mind for as long as I remember. Today, he decided to speak.  “You have been running in circles”, he said, arms crossed, leaning casually against the walls of my thoughts. “Excuse me?“ I frowned. “Who are you?“  “I am you”, he said “but the…

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Kerosine, Coins & Consequences.

Have you ever wondered what happens when a toddler's curiosity meets the chaos of gambling? Check out my latest story! It's a short wild ride filled with giggles and lessons! Don't miss out—read it now on my blog

“Pick a card.” “Any card.” The man’s voice boomed as the afternoon sun beat down on Akure. The sun baked the dusty street into a haze. It was midday on this last Saturday of the month, a sanitation day in the old Ondo state. I was a freckled-faced boy of twelve. My hair was a mop of unruly hair. I clutched the rusty keg and the crumpled twenty naira note in my sweaty palm. With a stern look and a…

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Through the Fog...

"Lost in the fog, a driver confronts the stark realities of his African homeland: corrupt leaders, stifled potential and a yearning for a brighter future. Is there hope for a continent rich in resources but plagued by despair?"

Cutting through the thick fog as I drove home from work, my car’s headlights barely pierced through the dense, non-stop mist. Only the rhythmic sounds of Omah Lay’s “Soso” broke the eerie silence. Its melancholic melody was a fitting soundtrack to the gloomy weather. Listening to the sounds will reveal why it is labelled “Depression Amapiano or Afro Depression.” It is a special genre and serves…

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Driving in the UK: The Importance of the Little Wave

Driving in the UK: Don't forget to wave! 👋 Check out my new blog post on the importance of this British driving tradition: https://synta.home.blog/?p=408

As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm orange glow over the winding roads of Portsmouth, Kemi found herself navigating her way home from her support worker job. Having recently relocated from Nigeria, she was overwhelmed by the charming yet unfamiliar driving customs of the United Kingdom. Her biggest obstacle was having to pay for a driving teacher, finish a two-stage driving…

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Blooming from doubt.

Yinka’s hands trembled, the weight of the operations management textbook, a reminder of what was to be. Sunlight streamed through the double paned library windows, illuminating aisles of library shelves, computers, students and desks. The library, an amoebic shaped theatre of unending dreams stood at what looked like the centre of the University of Portsmouth, well, at least from experience of…

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Just a Bend...

Dear Friend, The saying that ‘’ when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade’’ comes from the universal truth that life often throws us curveballs. Whatever the challenge is, it is a testament to the fact that you are still alive and USEFUL. No one throws sticks at a fruitless tree, innit? Like the British will say. Whether it is the feeling of a heartbreak, the weight of financial woes, or the…

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Dont Smile At Me...

Dont Smile At Me...navigating romantic relationships in foreign lands. *a short article.

The South western train rattled along in its usual frantic pace, a symphony of shrieks and announcements blending with the tired murmurs of commuters. I, on my trip from work, was tucked into a corner seat, listening to music from my latest headphone from Teemu. A flash of movement caught my eye, across the aisle, a lady with fiery red hair and a mischievous grin winked at me. Her eyes, the…

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Brownie with a bite…a culinary mishap.

“I’m fine!” The words tumbled out of my mouth before I even had a chance to register where I was. Had I been sleeping? It felt more like an unexplained dive into oblivion, the kind the Bible might call a slumber. My head throbbed but where was “here”? My mind, sluggish as a snail, began sifting through the fog. How did I even get to wherever this “here” was? Let’s rewind… Football had been my…

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Weird Thought:

There are actually 3 sides to a coin.

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BOLATITO...echoes of innocence.

Photo by Misha Voguel on Pexels.com “Stop!” The word clawed at my throat, desperate to erupt, but the image of snickering boys outside the classroom door slammed it shut. Shame burned in my cheeks as virtue, a flimsy shield at best, crumbled under her touch. My tormentor, in the uniform of a schoolgirl, leaned closer, the space between us shrinking to a whisper Bolatito. A name that tripped off…

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Tackling a goal

Commitment helps you start.. consistency ensures you finish… – Unknown

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