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orcelito · 1 year
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Playing thru my plans for itnl chapter 12 like "Man this is so good ! .... what do you Mean I have to write it?"
Sometimes (like all the time) I wish I could just lift the scenes straight from my head and plop them down on the page. Unfortunately it doesn't work like that.
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littlemessyjessi · 4 years
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How They’d Be As Mukbangers:  Harry Potter Characters
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How They'd Be As YouTube Mukbangers
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James: Every video has a theme.   Like, I'm not even playing.   Holidays?  All kinda of holiday themed food.  Quidditch World Cup coming up?   Things inspired by the country of his favorite team.   Just a random day?  Everything is blue.   He's that type of way.
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Sirius:  If a mukbanger was a thirst trap.  I could easily see him really getting into.  Dark background, black gloves, aesthetic as fuck and like, he doesn't even talk.  He just sits there, looks hot and somehow makes eating looking incredibly sexy.  And he fucking knows it.   Bitch also one hundred percent rolls his eyes back when it hits his taste buds.  Licks his lips and his fingers.  Takes way too big of bites.   Most people would say it's cringy how sexual his videos are...but everyone is secret subscribed anyway.  With notifications on.
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Remus:  This goes one of two ways.  If he's in a good mood and things are chill, he'll find a recipe, make it to the mother fucking 't' and then have a little mukbang slash review on said recipe.  Nice lil chat.  Sweet tol bean.   Precious. If it's near the full moon there ain't none of that.  Ya boy, brings in his monstrous plate of food, sits it down and just tears into like a fucking beast, no talking.  Just nom nom nom.  Unintentionally thirst traps and people opening talk about when Remus goes beast mode.  
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Peter:  Candy and sweets channel! Small mukbangs with reviews from different candies from Honeydukes!
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Lily:  Lol, Lilypad.  She ain't playing around.  Her videos are planned out, edited and just generally finessed to perfection.  Even had music added to it with tiny vlog segments as it's set up.  It's a little pretentious but she does have a good following.
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Marlene:   This bitch.  Fucking competitive eating queen.  Tiny ass lil ho can eat you under the table, bro.   Think RainaIsCrazy on YouTube.  She can fucking smash.  Usually does eating challenges from different resteraunts and competitions.  Often, challenges Remus on his wild days.   He's a beast but she still wipes the floor with him.  
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Dorcas:  The collab.  Dorcas always has good food and good company.  She's all about sharing a meal with someone and talking about random things.
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Alice and Frank:  The couple channel.  It's generally filled with so much fucking cute and the food is always tasty.  It's sickening they feed each other but you also can't help but awww.
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Molly Prewett/Weasley:   Family recipes.   Molly's channel are tried and true recipes from the Prewett family.  Cook with me and tons of kitchen life hacks.  Also, that woman can turn a ham sandwhich into a full course meal. Bet.   Always taste tested by Daddy Weasley.  Yes, I said Daddy Weasley.  
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Lucius Malfoy:  The most pretentious fucking channel to ever exist.  It's a whole fucking production that admittedly he does put a lot of work into.   Somewhat thirst trappy like Sirius' but instead of just having a plain black background he goes out of his way to shove as much of his manor into.   Only eats the most expensive food fucking on the planet and of course, it's prepared by House elves cause he's a twit.  (Yes, I know this is Thranduil but honestly wouldn’t put it past Lucius to be this fucking pretentious.) 
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Severus Snape:  Actually pretty solid content.  His exquisite skills in potions actually made him a rather good chef.   Tasteful shots, edited well with music over everything and subtitles.   Simply audio for the eat portion at the end.  Nothing too fancy for the background.  Often just a very clean kitchen. Solid content though.
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The Black Sisters: Mass chaos.  Part vlog, part drama channel, half the time the food never even gets finished because of fights.  
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Bill Weasley:  The Traveler.   A lot of egyptian food.  Some made by hand.  Some vlogs from street food while he's out just generally doing his job.   Short videos but solid.  He's hot and he picks good food.  It works for him.
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Charlie Weasley:  This extra ass bitch.  He's the bitch that does all that outdoor cooking.  You know what I mean.   Shots in the woods, roaring fire.  Lit by a precious dragon child no doubt.  Dragons lounging in the background like those bitches who always have their dogs there.  Yes, I'm jealous.  Close up shots of him cutting things on a custom wood cutting board. Everything he makes causes your mouth to water.  God damn, scarred, freckle faced bastard just gobbles it up and ends every fucking video with a wink.   Charlie Weasley is the ultimate thirst trap and he fucking knows it.
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Percy:  Percy's channel could be epic but instead is boring as fuck.  Why?  Because he insist on having the most snooze worthy meals that are 'sensible' and THEN he proceeds to talk about politics.   He actually had a pretty decent following of other like minded individuals but my god- politics and porridge, Percy?  Really?
However, once he chills the fuck out, leaves the ministry to do something else - it’s a game changer.  Brings the family on for mukbangs.  Does videos with mummy weasley.  Percy grows his hair out and Bill teases him for being a copy cat.  Much better.  Still talks politics but it’s fucking hiliarous and now the food is poppin. 
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Fred and George:  Alright, this shit right here.   Every fucking bit of it is a self promo for the shop.  Meals inspired by and that would go well paired with 'this product'.  Like, that's the whole thing.  And then they run an add for their shop at the end featuring the product.  It works for them because they're smart, they're hot and they're also wildly entertaining with their constantly sibling squabbling. But yeah.  Big promo for the shop.
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Ron Weasley: Honestly, out of everyone.   Ron probably has the most followers and it's because he doesn't say shit while he's eating. He sits down with a massive fucking turkey.  Nods at the camera and just tears it up.   It's literally so satisfying.  All the food is prepared by his mother.  So it's obviously fantastic. ( I just had to use this gif.) 
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Ginny:   Gin's channel is usually team building videos with the Harpies.  'Cheat Day: Vlog and Mukbang w/the Harpies' type of vibes.  It's cool though and since it's a famous quidditch team the fans enjoy the behind the scenes action and actually drop all kinds of recipes for them to try in the future.
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Hermione:  Hermione could easily veer off into Percy's channel of misery when she gets started on her rants but mostly they're really chill videos.  Mukbang and Book Review type of vibe.  Or sometimes even the playing of an audio book while she does her thing.  All in all, wholesome.
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Harry:  Lol, I swear.  Fucking awkward bean.   Harry's videos are literally of him making the simplest of things and being so fucking awkward. "Er, well, hi guys.  So I'm about to head out for work.  Running a bit late.  But we're having a bit of toast and jam."  Like it's literally just little videos of him eating whatever throughout the day.  But of course, since he's Harry Fucking Potter- his follower count is astronomical.  
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Neville:  Now, this boy.  This boy is a goblincore gobbo's wet dream.  Gardening videos with homegrown veg.  Recipes from Grandmother.   Have a nice Veggie Pot Pie with Professor Longbottom in the Hogwarts Greenhouse.  There is a fanbase and it is huge.  
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Luna: Honestly, the weirdest fucking channel in the world.  Like she finds the weirdest things to eat and goes from there.  But Luna is bae so it's cool.  Also, a thousand percent does Smoke Sesh + Mukbang videos.  You know it's true.
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Dean and Seamus:  Literally, eating in the most crowded pubs as they visit football games around the country.  Seamus will definitely pull the Irish card from time to time to have a drinking competition.  He wins everytime.  He may be a little dude but shit- homie can hold his own.
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Cedric:  Honestly, it's so fucking pure.   Straight up did videos during his time at Hogwarts in the Hogwarts kitchen.  Such kind little conversations with the house elves.  "Hey, guys.  Thanks for coming back to another video.  Today we're making some really tasty biscuits.  Whispy, one of the talented bakers here in the kitchens, is here to help us today so please say hello to her in the comments."  He'll also always make extra and leave them in the Hufflepuff common room for everyone to enjoy.  Like, it's honestly so pure and he's such a soft boi and oh my fucking geeeeeeerrrrrrdddd!!!!!
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Draco: Actually takes it really seriously and put a lot of hard work into it.   Nothing like his father's ego-tistical recipes.   Surprisingly, every. single. recipe. is a muggle recipe.  How would he know?  Because he cross referenced with Granger of course.  Cooks it himself.   No magic.  Lots of random talks.  Just like a monologue of things and it gets kinda deep sometimes.   Like, it's the channel to go to when you need advice that you didn't even know that you needed.   Still eats incredibly proper.   It's that pureblood raising of his.  Old habits die hard.
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Tonks:  Pure chaos.  "Hey, today we're having Mum's homemade lasagna and I'm also getting a new tattoo.  Might dye my hair.  Don't really need to since I can do this  but whatever. So yeah, there's that.  Like it's just all over the place and you'd think it would take but the chaos is too good not to watch.  Literally gives herself beaks and snouts while she eats.  It's iconic.
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Dumbledore: Mother fucker just sits at his desk, stares straight into the camera and eats a lemon drop.  Like a weirdo.  The video usually no more than a minute and each video is just some variation of that.  Meme lord.
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Hagrid:  Tea With Hagrid.  Also, so the recipes suck, they too, but Hagrid is a peach and it's relaxing to see his gentle half giant there in his hut, pumpkin patch out the window and Fang laying by the fire.  It's a mood and he's just like the comforting Dad figure. 
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McGonagall:  Honestly the best one in the entire world.  She makes a full course traditional Scottish breakfast... and then transforms into her animagus the cat...and promptly knocks it off the table.   A fucking legend.
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zoilathemom-blog · 6 years
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stuff i wish i knew
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Dakota was not planned. In fact, Zach and me were very much mending ourselves back together when we found out I was pregnant. We intended to have a baby at some point, but Winter 2018 was not penciled into our agenda. When we got the news there was no question. We were doing this, we’d made it 10 years at that point and had survived a 6 month separation, we could handle anything. And let me tell you, we really can handle anything. 
Thank goodness we trusted our path because we are so in love with our little human. Dakota is a blessing, the perfect combination of us both and I am so excited for our life as Dakota’s parents. BUT I’d be a lying fool and a faker if I pretended my pregnancy wasn’t riddled with what ifs, doubts and confusion. Even more so, being a mother is terrifying - I’m constantly wondering if I’m fucking up. And the truth is, I probably am. But also, that’s OK.
My time as a pregnant woman was quite isolating. You see, we moved to LA in November of 2015 and hadn’t quite solidified a community here. I always imagined this time in my life would be filled with family and my best girl friends. It wasn’t. So I did what women do best, I adapted. With constant check-ins on my “Mothers.” chat - a group chat of 3 amazing girlfriends who are moms, advice from my mother and a lot of reading, I made it to motherhood. But that was just the beginning,  there is still so much for me to learn. Motherhood is like getting to the top of a 5 mile high mountain only to find that the peak is still 15 miles up. Or like that scene in Titanic when they discover the iceberg has a side that juts out and the sailor screams “it’s got a head!”  That’s motherhood. Always another step on a constant learning curve. BUT, the reward, the reward is so damn good. The first time Koda smiled a non gas triggered smile? I DIED!!!! Dying just thinking about him. Hold up, now I need to run into his nursery and check that he’s breathing....
OK, back now :) 
So, in the spirit of sisterhood and the belief that real talk is the only talk that should exist, I’ve asked for advice. I asked for advice from some of the most amazing moms I know (please take or leave what you’d like - none of this is fact!). I asked them to share what they wish they had known or anything they feel is relevant for first time moms. This will be an ongoing document that I hope mothers will use and share, far and wide. Being a mom is hard. It is scary. It is also incredibly exciting & fulfilling. It is all the damn things and you don’t have to go through it alone. But if you are feeling alone (been there!!), I am here and so is this mama tribe. 
On Support:
“Find plenty of moms who have been through it already and cry on their shoulders.” - Marti Cuevas; Mama to Martin Carle, 39 and me :)
“My advice is to reach out to other moms, either friends w kids or try to make some. Talking out weird questions or just being able to relate is so key.” -Kristina; Mama to Isabel, 8 Months
“Ask for what you need. Your partner or anyone around you for that matter cannot read your mind. Be vocal and direct.” - Zoila; Mama to Dakota, 3 Months
On Post Partum Bodies:
“I wanted to lose the baby weight right away, in my head, but it wasn’t until my son was 18 months that I felt my post-C-section body was ready and able. Everyone said breast feeding will make the weight drop on it’s own; well not for my P.C.O.S.-ridden reproductive system. My advice to first-time moms is to not succumb to the pressure of obsessing over baby weight loss. Follow your heart, mind and body on your post-partum journey back to your pre-pregnancy jeans.” - Rachel Muniz-Strauss; Mama to Donovan, 3 + one on the way.
On Self-Care:
“Don’t put undue pressure on yourself! We do that so much and it serves no one. You are a fabulous mama.” - Sadye; Mama to Rafi, 2
“New moms should do ONE thing a day. Like if it’s going to the store or a doctors appointment or whatever. One thing! Healing after labor and delivery or a cesarean birth takes time emotionally, physically, and spiritually! Over exertion is no bueno when dealing with a baby and a partner who is also struggling to find his or her place in the new family unit as well as probably recovering from the birth!” - Scotlan; Mama to Clementine, 11 Months
“BREATHE: things are going to get super hectic and really noisy. You will get hit with a poop explosion, loud crying and screaming, dinner burning on the stove, phone ringing, your partner asking "hey did you do the laundry yet?", while you have been holding your pee in for the last 3 hours cause you've been running around the house like a chicken without a head trying to do it all...You start to panic...but DON'T! JUST BREATHE and don't cram it all in at once...this is a recipe for ANXIETY. Yes you are a super hero and a bionic woman but you can't do everything at once. So stop for a minute and breathe, even if you have to lock yourself in the bathroom for 10 minutes...let the baby cry, let hubby figure it out and BREATHE...in through your nose and out through your mouth and tell yourself "I GOT THIS"..then go out there and conquer each thing one by one with a huge smile on your face... I know it's so simple but trust me it will save you a world of anxiety” - Byata; Mama to Luca, 6, London, 5 & Lucky, 11 Months
ACCEPT HELP. While being a new mom is certainly a sensory awakener, and a super cool and interesting experience that you wanna soak up all to yourself, you MUST accept help, especially from those with some wisdom and experience, and if someone whom you trust offers to watch the baby while you shower or nap, ACCEPT! - Cashley; Mama to Jacob 14, Nicky 11, Sophia 2 
“SLEEP: every mom I have ever received advice from tried to sell me this little bit of information and guess what...I did not buy it! A sleep deprived mama is an unhappy, unhealthy, and uncomfortable mama. When that baby is sleeping, lay your ass down and close your eyes. Being rested allows you to be productive and allows you to be happy and healthy. When you are sleep deprived you make poor food choices (typically lots of sugar to keep you awake) which lead to a poor mood...and when mama is in a bad mood, everyone suffers! So try and sleep...the laundry will wait, the dishes will wait, the dinner will wait, your partner will wait, the whole world will wait for you to wake up!” - Byata; Mama to Luca, 6, London, 5 & Lucky, 11 Months
On “The Way Things Are Done:”
“I would advise not to share with others the name choice for your child. I feel that it should be between you and your partner (if there is one) as you are the parents, and deserve 100% creative control, if I may, in naming your child. I’ve found that when sharing my top name choices, the opinions of others really Jaded me (since when?!) BUT, while I love the names I gave my kids, I wish I had been more private on that aspect.” - Cashley; Mama to Jacob 14, Nicky 11, Sophia 2
“Breastfeeding is INCREDIBLY hard. If it does not come naturally to you, rest easy knowing you are not a mutant who can’t provide for their child. Almost every woman struggles with some aspect of breastfeeding. It doesn’t really start to feel normal until after the 3rd month. Don’t beat yourself up. Also, if you don’t want to breastfeed, that is your choice too and NO ONE has the right to shame you for it.” - Zoila; Mama to Dakota, 3 Months
“Your choice for Feeding source..  I 100%  think should be kept as personal as possible. We all go into this mom thing with an idea of what we want to do, or not, but often times as I now know, things don’t go according to plan with regards to really anything, but especially nursing... lactation issues, latching or lack thereof, allergies, your schedule…. , or formula feeding may just be your personal preference... so regarding nursing vs formula, I found it best to keep mum. Everyone has an opinion, but do what your maternal instinct tells you.” - Cashley; Mama to Jacob 14, Nicky 11, Sophia 2
“Be patient with trial and error. Things that might work for your best friend might not work with your family. Flexibility and letting go of the idea that parenting should “look” a certain way” - Scotlan; Mama to Clementine, 11 Months
“SOMETIME'S LET THE BABY CRY: babies are designed to cry! It actually helps strengthen their vocal chords. I remember with baby # 1 I would be on the toilet while he was napping and I would hear him wake up and cry his little heart out and I would get up without finishing my business; run, trip, fall just to get to him as quickly as possible and help stop him from crying! No need for all that...take care of your shit mama! (NO PUN INTENDED) That baby won't brake. That baby will be fine!  A few extra bouts of crying won't change anything. Yes it sounds painful and you want nothing more than to nurture your baby and protect it...but a little crying is OK...I promise.” - Byata; Mama to Luca, 6, London, 5 & Lucky, 11 Months
Tricks & Products That Save Lives:
“BABY WEARING: is a game changer! I can't begin to tell you how much this practice works. Especially for my super busy super moms who like to multi task...when you wear that baby in an Ergo or a MOBY Wrap (two of my faves), you can do anything you need to around the house, at the store, or outside...that baby is happy to be snuggled up against you, and you're happy that you can knock out a few birds with one stone. Your hands are free to type, clean dishes, make dinner, talk on the phone, fold laundry, speed walk, etc...(all in standing posItion - which is great for your back anyways!) I literally pull a 4 hour work shift out of the house just by wearing my baby. He's happy and I am getting shit done!!! - Byata; Mama to Luca, 6, London, 5 & Lucky, 11 Months
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phynxrizng · 7 years
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YOUR SUMMER BUCKET LIST, BASED ON YOUR SIGN
Your Summer Bucket List, Based On Your Sign
Source, SARA COUGHLIN
JUNE 12, 2017, 2:20 PM
The temperatures are rising and the beach is calling our name, but summer doesn't officially  start until June 21. In other words, we still have time to lay down some last-minute summer plans — with a little help from our trusty horoscopes, of course.
We'd never let an astrological event determine the course of an entire season. But, as with any major event, it never hurts to look to the stars for a little additional guidance. After all, a little heads up about an upcoming retrograde never hurt anyone. And we're sure that the Geminis, Cancers, Leos, and Virgos out there are itching to know what to expect for their birthdays.
Naturally, all of the signs will experience the same planetary activity this summer, but it'll affect each one a little differently. For example, just about every sign will need to be on high alert for August's lunar and solar eclipses, but there are other celestial events to watch out for, too. With help from the Astrotwins' 2017 Planetary Planner, we've determined how each and every sign can make the most of their summer. Ahead, discover your astrological guide to the sunny season
Aries
This summer will finally make a team player of you. Partnerships have been on your mind all year, Aries, but those pesky retrogrades in Jupiter (in your relationship house) and Venus held you back from pursuing your other half. Now that these planets have turned direct, you may actually be able to rekindle those flames that have been simmering on the back-burner.
You should try a partner yoga class, a degree program, or that speed-dating mixer your friends swear by. You're not exactly shy, and summer is the perfect time to put yourself out there. Find activities that surround you with strangers — new settings will prompt you to turn on the charm. A little mingling might get you closer to meeting a new lover, business partner, or the perfect roommate.
Mark your calendar for August 21. This day will see a total solar eclipse and a major love opportunity coming your way
Taurus
This summer will turn you into a power player. Later this month, the sun and Mercury will camp out in Cancer, which will kick your social appeal into overdrive. You've always known how to wield your influence over others, Taurus, but you'll be especially magnetic now.
You should lean into your star power. It's time to make the decisions you've been timidly putting off all year. Speak up in meetings with the powers that be. Plan your dream dinner party. You'll be attracting all kinds of attention this season, so you might as well make it work for you.
Mark your calendar for August 7. That day's full moon could bring your magnetism to head. Watch out for a promotion or unexpected opportunity around this date.
Gemini
This summer will be particularly steamy, in a year that's already been romantically exceptional for you. As of June 9, Jupiter is officially out of retrograde (which had quite the adverse effect on your love life) and the time to hold back in potential relationships is over.
You should resume your flirting. Gems can chat their way into just about anyone's heart and Jupiter turning direct is your cue to do just that. Coupled Gems should get playful with their partners, while single Geminis should spend the summer chatting up that crush who seemed off-limits a few months ago. And don't be afraid to play the field. Summertime was made for flings (they just might become long-term after the warmer months, if you wish).
Mark your calendar for July 9's full moon in Capricorn. According to the Twins, this may be the sexiest day of the whole year for you, as it'll prompt you to open up and act on those deep-seated desires you've been nurturing.
Cancer
This summer will take a turn for the sexy. Mars will arrive in your sign this July, lighting a fire under your libido. You're no prude, Cancer, but this influence from the red planet will be a game-changer for your sex life.
You should experiment. Crabs are normally the play-for-keeps type, but long-term commitment should take a back seat to your more primal urges this summer, Cancer. Reactivate Tinder and restock your sex toy drawer. And could this be the summer you check public sex or sex on the beach off your sexual to-do list? With the right partner, maybe — so don't rule out these possibilities.
Mark your calendar for August 26, when Venus enters your sign and supercharges your romantic side. After a hot and heavy July, you'll enjoy taking the time to woo and be wooed before hitting the sheets.
Leo
This summer will bring about the "me time" you've been craving. Mars, Mercury, and the sun will each pay Cancer and your 12th house a visit this June, making the next few months the perfect time to check in with yourself.
You should overhaul your self-care routine. Find a therapist that really gets you, make some new body-positive fitness goals, and set your group chats to "Do Not Disturb." Generous sign that you are, it may feel out of character to put yourself first, but taking a time out now will help you set clearer goals for progress once the leaves start to change color.
Mark your calendar for July 23 and August 21, when your sign will host the new moon twice. Paired with August's eclipses falling in your sign as well, this rare occurrence will give you two opportunities to look inward and draw strength from yourself for changes to come.
Virgo
This summer will see you trucking along at work and at home. According to the Twins, Saturn has been wielded its influence over your home life for the last three years — and it'll continue to do so until December 2017. As this placement reaches its final months, finding security is the name of the game.
You should seek stability. Tweak your budget to fit your needs, schedule a routine check-in with your manager at work, and make sure you get outside on a regular basis (your inner Earth child will thank you). All this adulting will pay off by the time August 7's lunar eclipse rolls around, when it'll behoove you to have a strong foundation in place.
Mark your calendar for August 12, when Mercury goes retrograde in your sign. Don't let this routine planetary shift put a damper on your plans, but do be aware of it before you make any decisions that can't be taken back.
Libra
This summer will put you back in the driver's seat. As of June 9, Jupiter is out of retrograde and in your sign until October, so don't be surprised if life starts coming at you fast. Just remember that you have a firm grasp on the steering wheel.
You should say "no" more often. People-pleasing Libras are no strangers to planners brimming with commitments, but this summer should be about you and your inner circle, so don't feel guilty about turning down non-essential invites. Being a little more selective will save you from missing out on the parties, anniversaries, and opportunities that matter.
Mark your calendar for July 20, the day that Mars leaves your career house. You'll want to pitch your big ideas and network with higher-ups before this date.
Scorpio
This summer will see you taking charge — without taking many risks. Bold Scorpios tend to welcome the unknown, but 2017 has been a bit of a rebuilding year for you, so we can't blame you if you go with what you know in the summertime, too.
You should line your pockets. You've been been pretty frugal all year, Scorp, but it's not quite time to cash in on those savings. Instead, use the summer to get creative with your sources of income. Starting a side hustle that allows you to flex your creative muscles or hunting down unclaimed money could be just the thing to make personal finance exciting. Trust us, even the slightest efforts can add up to major savings.
Mark your calendar for the new moon on June 23. The Twins say that this will be the best day to get away from it all, even if it's only for a few days.
Sagittarius
This summer will be your final push before the end of Saturn's three-year cycle in your sign. This period of hard work and discipline has been trying for fun-loving archers, but it won't be without its rewards. Case in point: Summer kicked off with the June full moon in your sign, setting the stage for a Sagittarius victory tour.
You should celebrate your accomplishments. Saturn won't leave your sign until mid-December, but that doesn't mean you can't celebrate a little bit now. Book a cabana at a swanky hotel or splurge on an item you've had your eye on for months — Sags aren't known for their expensive tastes, but rewarding yourself with something substantial will provide that final push you need to reach the end of this Saturn cycle.
Mark your calendar for August 25, when Saturn turns direct after being in retrograde since April. This event hindered your ability to make decisions and tested your patience, but you should be able to move more freely after the 25th.
Capricorn
This summer will see you at your organizational best. Capricorns are known to be master-coordinators, but chatty Gemini hanging out in the sun this month will bring you out from behind the scenes. Summertime is all about taking up space, whether at the beach or in a professional space.
You should shamelessly self-promote. Your professional mojo has been working this past year, so don't hesitate to sing your own praises if you think they've gone unnoticed. This doesn't mean you have to brag about every little thing, but even the most reserved Cap can toot their own horn when they know they deserve it. You probably won't spend much time poolside, but you'll be so busy being your own cheerleader that you might not even notice.
Mark your calendar for the full moon in your sign on July 9. If you've been finding reasons not to speak up for yourself, you'll run out of excuses with the full moon illuminating your talent.
Aquarius
This summer will be your time to shine, as corny as that sounds. On June 23, your everyday life will get a kick in the pants thanks to the new moon, which could prompt an unconventional career opportunity or a major relocation. In other words, you're getting some not-so-subtle hints that it's time to take that adventure, courtesy of the cosmos.
You should get out of town. You've been dying to see the world all year, and nothing's stopping you now. Aquarians thrive when they're thinking on their toes, so don't worry about drawing up a detailed itinerary before packing your bags.
Mark your calendar for the lunar eclipse and  full moon on August 7, which just so happen to take place in your sign. Let your dreams — no matter how lofty — take priority on this
Pisces
This summer will put you in mama bear mode. The sun is posted up in your nurturing and maternal house until late June, making your empathetic instincts stronger than ever.
You should play hostess. Make your home the hub of your social circle's activity and redecorate the place for optimal hangout potential (read: customizable seating and cozy lighting). Your private side will remain intact, so don't be afraid of limiting the guest list to your nearest and dearest as summer draws to a close.
Mark your calendar for June 16, when your ruling planet, Neptune, enters retrograde until November 22. You may feel extra-sensitive during this period, but it's also chance to reconnect to your spiritual side.
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The temperatures are rising and the beach is calling our name, but summer doesn't officially start until June 21. In other words, we still have time to lay down some last-minute summer plans — with a little help from our trusty horoscopes, of course. We'd never let an astrological event determine the course of an entire season. But, as with any major event, it never hurts to look to the stars for a little additional guidance. After all, a little heads up about an upcoming retrograde never hurt anyone. And we're sure that the Geminis, Cancers, Leos, and Virgos out there are itching to know what to expect for their birthdays. Naturally, all of the signs will experience the same planetary activity this summer, but it'll affect each one a little differently. For example, just about every sign will need to be on high alert for August's lunar and solar eclipses, but there are other celestial events to watch out for, too. With help from the Astrotwins' 2017 Planetary Planner, we've determined how each and every sign can make the most of their summer. Ahead, discover your astrological guide to the sunny season. Aries: This summer will finally make a team player of you. Partnerships have been on your mind all year, Aries, but those pesky retrogrades in Jupiter (in your relationship house) and Venus held you back from pursuing your other half. Now that these planets have turned direct, you may actually be able to rekindle those flames that have been simmering on the back-burner. You should try a partner yoga class, a degree program, or that speed-dating mixer your friends swear by. You're not exactly shy, and summer is the perfect time to put yourself out there. Find activities that surround you with strangers — new settings will prompt you to turn on the charm. A little mingling might get you closer to meeting a new lover, business partner, or the perfect roommate. Mark your calendar for August 21. This day will see a total solar eclipse and a major love opportunity coming your way. Taurus: This summer will turn you into a power player. Later this month, the sun and Mercury will camp out in Cancer, which will kick your social appeal into overdrive. You've always known how to wield your influence over others, Taurus, but you'll be especially magnetic now. You should lean into your star power. It's time to make the decisions you've been timidly putting off all year. Speak up in meetings with the powers that be. Plan your dream dinner party. You'll be attracting all kinds of attention this season, so you might as well make it work for you. Mark your calendar for August 7. That day's full moon could bring your magnetism to head. Watch out for a promotion or unexpected opportunity around this date. Gemini: This summer will be particularly steamy, in a year that's already been romantically exceptional for you. As of June 9, Jupiter is officially out of retrograde (which had quite the adverse effect on your love life) and the time to hold back in potential relationships is over. You should resume your flirting. Gems can chat their way into just about anyone's heart and Jupiter turning direct is your cue to do just that. Coupled Gems should get playful with their partners, while single Geminis should spend the summer chatting up that crush who seemed off-limits a few months ago. And don't be afraid to play the field. Summertime was made for flings (they just might become long-term after the warmer months, if you wish). Mark your calendar for July 9's full moon in Capricorn. According to the Twins, this may be the sexiest day of the whole year for you, as it'll prompt you to open up and act on those deep-seated desires you've been nurturing. Cancer: This summer will take a turn for the sexy. Mars will arrive in your sign this July, lighting a fire under your libido. You're no prude, Cancer, but this influence from the red planet will be a game-changer for your sex life. You should experiment. Crabs are normally the play-for-keeps type, but long-term commitment should take a back seat to your more primal urges this summer, Cancer. Reactivate Tinder and restock your sex toy drawer. And could this be the summer you check public sex or sex on the beach off your sexual to-do list? With the right partner, maybe — so don't rule out these possibilities. Mark your calendar for August 26, when Venus enters your sign and supercharges your romantic side. After a hot and heavy July, you'll enjoy taking the time to woo and be wooed before hitting the sheets. Leo: This summer will bring about the "me time" you've been craving. Mars, Mercury, and the sun will each pay Cancer and your 12th house a visit this June, making the next few months the perfect time to check in with yourself. You should overhaul your self-care routine. Find a therapist that really gets you, make some new body-positive fitness goals, and set your group chats to "Do Not Disturb." Generous sign that you are, it may feel out of character to put yourself first, but taking a time out now will help you set clearer goals for progress once the leaves start to change color. Mark your calendar for July 23 and August 21, when your sign will host the new moon twice. Paired with August's eclipses falling in your sign as well, this rare occurrence will give you two opportunities to look inward and draw strength from yourself for changes to come. Virgo: This summer will see you trucking along at work and at home. According to the Twins, Saturn has been wielded its influence over your home life for the last three years — and it'll continue to do so until December 2017. As this placement reaches its final months, finding security is the name of the game. You should seek stability. Tweak your budget to fit your needs, schedule a routine check-in with your manager at work, and make sure youget outside on a regular basis (your inner Earth child will thank you). All this adulting will pay off by the time August 7's lunar eclipse rolls around, when it'll behoove you to have a strong foundation in place. Mark your calendar for August 12, when Mercury goes retrograde in your sign. Don't let this routine planetary shift put a damper on your plans, but do be aware of it before you make any decisions that can't be taken back. Libra: This summer will put you back in the driver's seat. As of June 9, Jupiter is out of retrograde and in your sign until October, so don't be surprised if life starts coming at you fast. Just remember that you have a firm grasp on the steering wheel. You should say "no" more often. People-pleasing Libras are no strangers to planners brimming with commitments, but this summer should be about you and your inner circle, so don't feel guilty about turning down non-essential invites. Being a little more selective will save you from missing out on the parties, anniversaries, and opportunities that matter. Mark your calendar for July 20, the day that Mars leaves your career house. You'll want to pitch your big ideas and network with higher-ups before this date. Scorpio: This summer will see you taking charge — without taking many risks. Bold Scorpios tend to welcome the unknown, but 2017 has been a bit of a rebuilding year for you, so we can't blame you if you go with what you know in the summertime, too. You should line your pockets. You've been been pretty frugal all year, Scorp, but it's not quite time to cash in on those savings. Instead, use the summer to get creative with your sources of income. Starting a side hustle that allows you to flex your creative muscles or hunting down unclaimed money could be just the thing to make personal finance exciting. Trust us, even the slightest efforts can add up to major savings. Mark your calendar for the new moon on June 23. The Twins say that this will be the best day to get away from it all, even if it's only for a few days. Sagittarius: This summer will be your final push before the end of Saturn's three-year cycle in your sign. This period of hard work and discipline has been trying for fun-loving archers, but it won't be without its rewards. Case in point: Summer kicked off with the June full moon in your sign, setting the stage for a Sagittarius victory tour. You should celebrate your accomplishments. Saturn won't leave your sign until mid-December, but that doesn't mean you can't celebrate a little bit now. Book a cabana at a swanky hotel or splurge on an item you've had your eye on for months — Sags aren't known for their expensive tastes, but rewarding yourself with something substantial will provide that final push you need to reach the end of this Saturn cycle. Mark your calendar for August 25, when Saturn turns direct after being in retrograde since April. This event hindered your ability to make decisions and tested your patience, but you should be able to move more freely after the 25th. Capricorn: This summer will see you at your organizational best. Capricorns are known to be master-coordinators, but chatty Gemini hanging out in the sun this month will bring you out from behind the scenes. Summertime is all about taking up space, whether at the beach or in a professional space. You should shamelessly self-promote. Your professional mojo has been working this past year, so don't hesitate to sing your own praises if you think they've gone unnoticed. This doesn't mean you have to brag about every little thing, but even the most reserved Cap can toot their own horn when they know they deserve it. You probably won't spend much time poolside, but you'll be so busy being your own cheerleader that you might not even notice. Mark your calendar for the full moon in your sign on July 9. If you've been finding reasons not to speak up for yourself, you'll run out of excuses with the full moon illuminating your talents. Aquarius: This summer will be your time to shine, as corny as that sounds. On June 23, your everyday life will get a kick in the pants thanks to the new moon, which could prompt anunconventional career opportunity or a major relocation. In other words, you're getting some not-so-subtle hints that it's time to take that adventure, courtesy of the cosmos. You should get out of town. You've been dying to see the world all year, and nothing's stopping you now. Aquarians thrive when they're thinking on their toes, so don't worry about drawing up a detailed itinerary before packing your bags. Mark your calendar for the lunar eclipse and full moon on August 7, which just so happen to take place in your sign. Let your dreams — no matter how lofty — take priority on this day. Pisces: This summer will put you in mama bear mode. The sun is posted up in your nurturing and maternal house until late June, making your empathetic instincts stronger than ever. You should play hostess. Make your home the hub of your social circle's activity and redecorate the place for optimal hangout potential (read: customizable seating and cozy lighting). Your private side will remain intact, so don't be afraid of limiting the guest list to your nearest and dearest as summer draws to a close. Mark your calendar for June 16, when your ruling planet, Neptune, enters retrograde until November 22. You may feel extra-sensitive during this period, but it's also chance to reconnect to your spiritual side.
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