Customer: DATA 555 GUY THE SPACE BETWEEN WORDS IS MISPLACED TO SHOW HOW IMERFECT THE 555 DATA REALLY IS.
DMV: DAT ASS
Verdict: DENIED
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chronos's trap that sends mel to asphodel essentially throws her through time, right?
wouldn't it be sad funny if it just so happened that he sent her to a time where zag happens to be completing a run through asphodel and they could interact?
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Where the hell is the blanket-shrouded Brennan Lee Mulligan “Let’s get fucking serious” gif that I KNOW one of y’all has made
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flirting by just bein pretty n having an attitude problem DOES work i prommy
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imagine being a weverse employee and u get a call at 4am from hybe begging u to cut off a live stream from the backend bc jungkook of bts fell asleep during a live with a candle still lit and is now snoring audibly with millions of people over the world watching helplessly
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He wus werring a Blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back
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Customer: THAT ASH
DMV: THAT ASS
Verdict: DENIED
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and what is it about the week before getting my period that makes me wnna seek out the nearest bridge. man??
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Only Pat
Jeng could wear a neon sign on his head saying I LIKE PAT and Pat will ask oh you know a girl name Pat?
NOW I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK?
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I need y’all to know about EPIC: The Musical
Are you gay? Do you like Greek mythology and musicals? (of course you do. You’re gay.) well, have I got a treat for you!!! This is basically a musical of Homer’s Odyssey that HAS NOT BEEN STAGED and is still in progress of being written and produced. And, let me tell you, fellow queers, it slaps.
A friend of mine sent it to me yesterday and I have not been able to stop listening to it. So now you all have to know about it.
Apparently 9 sagas are planned and 5 have been released. You can listen to all of them in order at the playlists below! (both Spotify and YouTube links included to make it as accessible as possible)
Listen to it and tell me what your favorite part is!!
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