#//LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

[ryllen]

[saturnniidae]

Giggling thinking about Stoick full naming Hiccup when he's in trouble like

*something explodes* and entirety of berk is woken up by: "HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD, WHAT IN THOR'S NAME DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!!!!??"

[jellazticious]

HEAR ME OUT-

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*late evening, police station, lov got caught bc they stole shopping cart to ride it, all of them are booked and it’s dabi’s turn*

police officer: name?

dabi: dabi.

police officer: surname?

dabi: just dabi, think of it like about “beyoncé”

police officer: *already doubting their life choices* occupation?

dabi: token emo villain

police officer: any addictions?

dabi: all of them

police officer: *sighs* any family?

dabi: no, thank you

police officer: i see, who should we call in case of an emergency?

dabi: i have a post pigeon, you can call him i guess

bonus

*it’s like 4 in the morning and hawks’ phone is ringing*

hawks: *sleepy, picks up the phone* hello?

police officer: good morning sir, we got this number to call it in case of an emergency. i believe we have your boyfriend to pick up from the police station.

hawks: *growls* i’ll kill him... what did he do? arson?

police officer: no... he stole a shopping cart with his friends and violated quiet hours.

hawks: oh god, i’ll kill him for real this time.

*suddenly on the other side of the phone*

police officer: PUT OUT THIS FIRE SIR!!

[luciawithoutj]

THERE'S MORE??!!???

[sportsthoughts]

graduation sid! - x

[youcouldhearmesmile]

at this point dan could just never say actual words and phil would still understand him and not even question it

[toastybugguy]

sciles is the “you came” “you called” romance trope except it’s both of them all of the time, and no that doesn’t make me emotional at all it’s fine I’m totally normal about them don’t look at me

[ratedfleur]

i want to sit on jakes dick n kind of like js spin around like a pottery yknow not sexually i js wanna spin for a couple hours n let him mold me into a better person ❤️

?!!!!! babe u are crazy for this, CRAZY!!!

[thesilliestofgals]

I'm glad everyone in the Precure fandom is in collective agreement that Komugi and Yuki should have dog-like and cat-like behaviors respectively when in their human forms

[workingchemistry]

Fox stabs himself with what has to be a stim and hauls himself up to his feet. Blood drips from his ruined stump at a far too steady pace on the cold metal but still Fox presses forward to the space microphone. He pulls himself up to his full height with the determination of someone about to deliver the one liner that will rally his men behind his coup. Senators all watch in horrified silence as he glances down at his missing arm and says, with great feeling, “Shit. I needed that.”

Then, without further warning, Fox crumples to the floor.

[nerfpuncher]

It still makes me giggle thinking about how they turned the gunners mount into Omega's room. Like imagine over time all of the things she accumulates In there. They still have to USE the gun turret.

One day, Wrecker has to man the tail gun. There is a lot of fancy flying as Tech would say. Omega goes to check on Wrecker.

All of her things are scattered about. Wrecker his covered in her laundry. There is a huge smear of pink paint across his face and head from her art set hitting a wall and exploding.

Tech makes better and more secure storage for her things after that.

[galeofquarterdeep]

I hope the person who had the idea to put that hamster into mass effect is having a great day

Space hamster. Spamster?

[bekolxeram]

A Delta A350 struck an Endeavor CRJ-900 at ATL yesterday morning, knocking the smaller jet's tail clean off...

🤣🤣🤣

[gojonanami]

oh my god HAHAHAH you’re so right satoru and suguru’s kids would so be besties and asking why uncle nanamin doesn’t bring his kid around—meanwhile nanami shivers like there’s been a disturbance in the universe (And there has been — the kids of satoru gojo 😂💕)

or... nanami and gojo's kids being best friends as a twist? <33

I raise you nanami and gojo’s kids falling in love 💕

…nanami would literally probably drink himself into a coma honestly just to avoid being conscious at the wedding 😭😂🫣

[virtualplushy]

the frequency with which i watch streamers play minecraft despite having played the game exactly one (1) time in my life is concerning