#//WAILS

[snacksleader]

Hi Bonbon! I hope you're having a good day!! Has it been going well?

[Same to the Owner too, hope you're doing amazing:)]

I'm doing great!! I've been cooking aaaaaaaaaaaaall day so we have a bunch of snacks for The House!

[mechahero]

how do you view love?

isolating

intense, silent, overwhelming. you have so much to give but it is too much to share. nobody every reciprocates the way you do. makes you feel alien, unwanted. so you keep it and and watch others, hoping one day that could be you too.

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t recommend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

[bubblefine]

you're barking up the wrong tree there dude. or, haunting up the wrong apartment imao

this was obviously inspired by this post by the awesome account of @nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes !

[carebeardean]

do you ever think about how this was the first time Edwin laughed in 70 years. or are you normal

[wanologic]

always good to keep a screamhole handy

[butmog]

IM.FUCKING SCREAMING I TRIED TO DRAW WIDE MR HOUSE IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES

@fallen-honor

[rapidhighway]

i came here to cry..

[nem0-nee]

The smile he wanted to protect.

[zillychu]

human form reveal! he wears his hair in a variety of styles, which include: whatever Sam or Tuck want to do that day (if left alone he will simply do nothing and get it caught in everything)

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: folk horror

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[mechahero]

what horror trope are you?

the haunted house 

decrepit and falling apart at the seams; time has not been kind to you, has it? termites have nestled in your bones, and stray cats find comfort in your sinews. you may be victim to time and erosion, but your abandoned corpse remains a refuge for unwanted things. vermin and ghosts thank you. what greater kindness can there be than offering shelter?

[memesandmylife]

it really is insane to me how in the mid 2010s netflix had a reputation of making cool, inclusive series as well as saving tv shows after their networks cancelled them, and now here we are today with every halfway decent netflix original show getting cancelled after 1-2 seasons and a bajillion episodes of bigmouth

[creamiceandsugar]

So I knelt beside the river and I drank until

I drank until I drank until I died

But something in the water must have brought me back

it brought me back it brought me back to life

[fantasyandmylife]

forgot that you can’t add a video to reblogs, but here’s the final cut of my Gandalf Big Naturals cosplay