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thelovelyghostwriter · 4 years

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My HxH ships

Disclaimer: These are my thoughts on my ships to share with my Tumblr friends. If you’re some stranger who disagrees with it and it evokes negative emotions on you, kindly exit. I know the internet has a bunch of trolls/idiots that has a habit of harassing people because the ship is “wrong” or it doesn’t suit them. Well, honestly, I don’t really care if you agree with them because I don’t know you personally? And this is fictional so it’s not something to be taken personally or even seriously. Don’t confuse my personal values with what I like with the ships.

I can’t believe I even need to make a disclaimer on this because a bunch of people don’t know how to be civilized once they are anonymous on a social media platform. I will just block lol; BYEEE.

HxH I love:

Defintion - Actively ships them, willing to make fanfics of them if possible

1. Kurapika x Neon

This ship is so underrated it hurts. They may not be similar in terms of personality and views of the dead: Neon focuses more on the living and the present (that’s why she doesn’t have sympathy for the dead and tells Chrollo her fortunes are for the living), while Kurapika focuses on the past and mourns for the dead (his mourning for his clan). But I think both of them are very similar in terms of loneliness. Neon doesn’t have friends and lacks affections from her father; Kurapika is lonely because all of his clan members are dead.

I know the common barrier is Neon’s hobby for flesh collecting, but I think this difference is what makes it more complicated and interesting for me. Especially when Kurapika has been in many seasons under the Nostrade Family... it makes me wonder what kind of interactions they had since it was all Killua and Gon on-screen.

2. Hisoka x Machi

I actually had always liked Hisoka with Machi together. Hisoka seems to really like her and enjoys her company. Machi may seem irritated by him but I think she’s more of a tsundere? She still decides to patch him after the fight against Chrollo, and their relationship got a bit more complicated after the Hisoka vs Chrollo fight.

3. Tserreidnich x Theta

Okay, I LOVE this ship. This is right out love-hate kind of relationship. It lowkey reminds me of Clarice/Hannibal and I find this ship so fascinating? I don’t see a lot of fanfics of them unfortunately. So Legacy by Alltagsabenteuer is a blessing from heaven because it’s the only TsexTheta tag in AO3.

So far I haven’t found anyone else who loves this ship, so please identify yourself if you do.

I’m starting to think I like those complicated love-hate dynamics....

HxH ships I like:

Definition of like - Actively ships them, may make fanfics of them or not. But doesn’t think of them 24/7.

1. Pokkle x Ponzu

This was like, a ship that never really sailed because Togashi decided to kill them both. I think this ship had potential and I’m hoping they find happiness in the afterlife.

2. Chrollo x Neon

I actually really liked how they vibe together during this one scene (although Chrollo targetted to meet her for her fortune-telling abilities). I am a KuraNeon shipper but I like the idea of Chrollo being a 3rd party because I think it fits so well? Chrollo and Kurapika are enemies and I had always found it fascinating how both of them got entangled with the same woman. Also, people be like “Neon is 16″ uhhh... Hunterpedia states she’s born in 1982, along with Kurapika and Milluki. She’s the same age as Kurapika and Milluki; and Kurapika is widely accepted as 19 now; and it does tally if you see the Hunter x Hunter timeline (although there has been several discrepancies and dubious canonity when it comes to the Official Hunter x Hunter database and the HxH manga timeline). I’m not sure why people falsely remember Neon as a year younger than Kurapika and use it as a common argument to not support Chrollo/Neon when people have no problems (except for some) when it comes to shipping Kurapika with Chrollo.

So... Chrollo be that Mr. Steal Yo Girl and Kurapika’s posessive reaction to it will be astronomical.

I am also hella gonna support the upcoming #kuroneoweek2021 in May! @kuroneoweek

So you bet there will be more fanfics of KuroNeo from me!

HxH ships I support:

Definition of support: Does not actively ship them, but definitely likes the idea of them

1. Killua x Canary

I love how Canary tries her best for Killua and she does care about him. I realised that Killua seems to have an issue with older women (e.g. Bisky, Elevator girl), but I think for girls who are about his age, he’s okay with them. There is a misconception that he can’t communicate with women well (probably because he has issues with his mother), but I think that’s just for old ladies - Canary is cool with him.

2. Hisoka x Illumi

It drives me nuts how these two have matching outfits. I know that they have a more of a give-and-take transactional relationships rather than purely friends, but this is fab best friendship goals. My friend loves this ship and I absolutely support it.

3. Retz (with either Gon or Killua)

The unreasonable hate on Retz is insane because “she’s ruining KilluGon”. I think it’s really refreshing to see Killua and Gon hang out with another girl their age. You can see that Gon is really sweet towards her. Killua is more suspicious of her for a good reason but he never hated her. Remember that Killua is not used to interacting with people due to his family background. In fact, as @u-named mentioned, Killua and Retz shares similarities in terms of wanting to be free from their family.

4. Alluka x Gon

I would love to see a fanfic where Gon starts to woo Alluka and Killua will be that overprotective brother, knowing that his best friend is a player. Alluka/Nanika healed Gon anyway, so she’s technically his saving angel.

5. Ging x Gon’s unnamed mom

Okay, this is a bit weird cause we don’t know who Gon’s mom is... (and screw that Pregnancy Stone theory, I just think it’s weird how Ging mentioned Gon’s mom in the tape if he never had a mom lmao; is he gonna say “which you don’t have” like ???).

I actually like fanfics that explores Ging’s life before Gon and various interpretations of who Gon’s mom is.

What Lies Beyond by Thatsoneperson is one of the best fanfics I’ve read when it comes to Ging’s life before Gon. The ending was really heartbreaking and I had always loved the “Gon’s mom was from the DC” theory because Yusuke’s ancestral father came from the Demon World and there were hints of Gon’s dark aura throughout CA and Election arc.

Somehow in my headcanon, I had always envisioned Gon’s mom to resemble Usagi from Sailor Moon but with Gon’s hair colour. Gon also has certain personality traits that are very different from Ging and I believe that came from his mother.

6. Meruem x Komugi

One of the most unexpected, beautiful, saddest, semi-canon pairings in the entire series. It highkey reminds me of Beauty and the Beast. It was beautiful how Meruem, a Chimera Ant that was supposed to be destined to rule the world above humans, became gradually attached to a blind human girl.

7. Killua x Machi

This is fucking weird; because of the age gap but I like to think Killua meets her again one day when he grows up, and they had some sort of flirtation because he needs to be on par with Gon when it comes to dating women.

There was actually a cute fic about that called A Series of Pick Up Lines by Yandere Shoujo where Killua was trying to use pick up lines on a woman because he wanted to try it out after knowing that Gon dated women prior and just so happens to bump into Machi.

#kuraneo #kuraneon #kuroneon #kuroneo #tserreidnichxtheta #tsextheta #hisomachi #hisoillu #killunary #killuaxcanary #retzxkillua #retzxgon #retz #allugon #meruem x komugi #meruemxkomugi #killumachi #tserreidnichtheta #ponzukkle

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luckychild · 4 years

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Ok, so its game night at the yyh house hold and they're playing Smash Bros. Who is everyones go to character.

Yusuke: Jigglypuff

YES, I AM SERIOUS. Yusuke always picks Jigglypuff (and Kirby, on occasion) so he can troll the shit out of whomever he’s fighting. Talks so much smack while beating your ass with a pink blob, his opponents can’t help but get pissed, which throws them off their game.

“How ya like getting punched in the face by a walking ballsack?” he cackles while chaining moves and stacking Rest... it’s a wonder anyone will even play with him anymore.

Kurama: Fox

Kurama picked Fox initially out of a whimsical fit of nostalgia... but then he realized that while Fox is easy to pick up and play, he’s a difficult character to master, which gives Kurama’s big brain the challenge it needs to enjoy something as mundane as a video game.

But players, beware: We have a crouching fox demon, hidden badass on our hands. Kurama comes across as an entirely casual player, losing to Yusuke most of the time, but he’s secretly a MONSTER with this character and can get the best combos with ease. He chooses to let Yusuke win most of the time... entirely lot so he can hustle the poor fool when Yusuke gets truly obnoxious with Jigglypuff. The look on Yusuke’s face is priceless...

Kuwabara: Link

Link’s the hero! The main character! He’s got a cool sword! He’s a classic (”Just like me!” says Kuwabara) and a Smash all-arounder! Kuwabara identifies with Link strongly and therefore chooses him 98% of the time.

The remaining 2% of the time he picks a cute girl (probably Rosalina for a vague Yukina resemblance) and spends the matches trying to keep her out of the fight at all costs. “Noooo, not my precious baby!” he screams when Jigglypuff punches her in the face, and then he punches Yusuke in the face for real.

Hiei: Sephiroth

Need I explain? Really?

Oh, fine. Hiei chose Sephiroth entirely due to his aesthetics. That big sword. The black clothes. The wing. The badass music. The height. Hiei saw Sephiroth and immediately developed Hiei’s particularly bloodthirsty version of a man-crush.

“Sephiroth is the only character worthy of embodying my true power!” he says... and then he gets fuckin’ crushed by Jigglypuff.

Genkai: Samus

Canonically speaking, Genkai has an arcade in her temple (rewatch the Rando Arc for details) and is the best gamer of the entire crew. She mains Samus because she’s played every single Metroid installment to date and is a true demon at playing as this character. She keeps Yusuke’s Jigglypuff in line almost singlehandedly, stepping in to put the whippersnapper in his place when he forgets he’s not actually top dog. That crown goes to Genkai.

And speaking of dogs: Genkai knows that an old dog can always learn new tricks. To challenge herself, she’s recently started using Zero Suit Samus, whose power levels are lower than Classic Samus but whose speed is top-notch. When Yusuke hears the Metroid theme music start to play, he shudders on reflex.

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#super smash brothers ultimate #smash ultimate #yyh #yu yu hakusho #hiei #yusuke urameshi #kurama #yyh kurama #kazuma kuwabara #kuwabara kazuma #kuwabara #genkai #kurama yyh #shuichi minamino #minamino shuichi #urameshi yusuke #super smash

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nexttrickanvils · 4 years

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sumikita and ryutaba for the otp ask meme?

Sumikita-

Who’s the messiest one: Yusuke, mostly because of his occasional absent-mindedness

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Sumire, she actually feels insecure about it initially since Yusuke is very much a “wears his heart on his sleeve” kind of person but the two eventually talk and try to balance their preferences. Especially in Yusuke’s case since he never wants to make Sumi uncomfortable in their relationship.

Who’s the funniest drunk: When they’re of age, Yusuke because take someone who already says what he thinks without filter and now wipe away ALL inhibitions.

Who texts the most: Yusuke but that’s only because he’s that texter who insists on typing in complete sentences and has to have multiple texts for one thought.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Neither of them really? Their tastes are pretty much what you’d expect... except for a couple times when Yusuke was listening to some English songs with uh... interesting lyrics while painting. Both he and Sumi turned red when Ann told them what the lyrics were actually saying.

Who reads the most: Sumire

Who’s better with kids: Sumi, Yusuke’s got a hard enough time talking to people his own age.

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: ...Neither of them, they’re unfortunately one of those disaster couples who try to fix things and make it worse. So they just hire someone or ask a friend to help.

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: I mean neither of them really have odd hobbies. I guess since you already counted people watching for Yusuke, so that?

Who cooks and who cleans up: They do try to split up cleaning duties and there are times where Yusuke will take extra cleaning duty to make up for a mess he made. Sumire does most of the cooking since Yusuke’s cooking knowledge is a bit lacking but she (and the other thieves) does try to teach him a little bit.

Ryutaba- (Putting the rest under a read more cause it’s getting long)

Who’s the messiest one: Futaba, I mean you remember the state of her room when we first meet her right?

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Futaba will do silly exaggerated pda to tease Ryuji but she gets flustered over actual for real pda.

Who’s the funniest drunk: Futaba by default because I hc Ryuji avoiding alcohol like the fucking plague. Futaba’s a very emotional drunk.

Who texts the most: Futaba, she likes sending memes and cursed images

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Ryuji will never admit that he unironically likes idol music. If you try to ask him, he’ll make some excuse about just being interested in the cute girls.

Who reads the most: Futaba, mostly thanks to her studying Cognitive Psience to pick up where her mother left off.

Who’s better with kids: Ryuji, he just has that kind of personality and warmth that kids enjoy.

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: It depends. Computer stuff is all in Futaba’s ballpark while plumbing and stuff like that is more Ryuji’s forte.

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Does sending Yusuke badly drawn doujins count as a hobby for Futaba? And there’s her general online trolling.

Who cooks and who cleans up: Ryuji on both counts though Futaba’s trying to get better at cleaning.

#Persona 5 #P5R Spoilers #Sumikita #Ryutaba #meme answers #wokenhardies

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darrelodin · 4 years

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Human!Mona head-canons

Thanks to @auncyen for suggesting Morgana was being held back on becoming human by his personal fears, now take all these headcannons about him actually becoming human.

- General

* is around shinya’s age, middle schooler, looks kinda related to Akira/Ren (this bothers him for a while bc he was supposed to be just like the others)

*Living with the Sakura’s (when you’ve got government contacts, it’s a little easier to hide a suddenly new human being existing)

* Due to being used to being a cat, he’s just, really chill with physical contact - when he feels like it, of course. Hugs, casual leans, napping against a friend, all on the table - just don’t squish his cheeks!

* Smole boy with big smile - is definitely able to abuse that to get people to go ‘awe’ and let him get away with things (the thieves coo and them go ‘we know you’re a gremlin you ain’t gettin out of trouble’)

* Definitely has some times he gets lost, not quite sure what he should do with himself - after all, he got his goal. Now what?

* As for the humanity’s hope side of things, he probably has a habit of encouraging random people he talks to, in part bc he just doesn’t see why people shouldn’t try for what they want. Results in some good but also him getting saddened/angry over the unfairness of the world sometimes

- Akira

* He has a human little brother as opposed to a cat little brother

* Little bro is still a bedtime tyrant

* Honestly they’d otherwise be basically doing the same stuff. At least when He’s around - he’s have to leave Mona behind at sojiros if/when he returned home

*Calls him up everyday when he’s gone to say hi, talk about the day - Akira misses him too

* Mona probably tries to emulate him, especially after the year of the thieves

* Would also definitely troll him by buying little tuxedo cat toys (which Mona would groan about but then refuse to give back bc they were a gift of course he accepted it)

- Ryuji

* Manga arguments (who the better character is, Mona finds them ridiculous and then gets caught buried deep in them)

* Ryuji bringing Mona to do a sport/come to the gym when he’s older (basically just exercise buddies - they’d both have a lot of energy to burn)

* Realizes Mona is lonely after Akira has to head home, takes the dude out fishin and stuff to get him to relax

*Reminds him that he’s like, a kid. “Why ya worrying about whatcha gonna do with yourself dude? You ain’t even in high school yet?” (Morgana would bicker but being reminded like that would help)

- Ann

* Fashion: mona gets a wardrobe (with haru’s money)with style - they’d definitely do little fashion shows for themselves

* Language practice with Ann (just casually chatting in English to mess with other people)

* Would definitely go on ‘sweets adventures’ to find cool desserts around the city

* Definitely the one who would pick up on Mona being lost without Akira/goal of becoming human (Ryuji prob the second person)

- Yusuke

* I honestly don’t see them hanging out too much? Yusuke would do some drawings, and perhaps they’d go to somewhere new on occasion for ‘inspiration’ while Mona is just concerned over Yusuke buying something on a whim when he shouldn’t.

* Actually okay, Mona doing art is cute and Yusuke highly encourages it, which results in some interesting art in the Sakura household/Leblanc kitchen fridge

- Makoto

* You are being educated properly Morgana - who needs cram school when you have makoto?

* Mona probably tries to look at her college stuff and gets a bit overwhelmed by it all - but is interested in the psychology books she’d study

- Futaba

* Squishes his cheeks

* She would definitely introduce him as “My *little* brother, Morgana.” To which he’d sputter and blush bc he is *not* little but also being reminded she considers him family is really touching.

* trolls him with internet memes and laughs bc he just doesn’t get them

* My biased mind wants the two of them to collaborate and run a tabletop game for the group, like dnd or something - to keep their phantom thief skills sharp, of course.

* The crash course on tech, via Futaba, results in Morgana still definitely not understanding it, but becoming computer literate enough to do research on his own

- Haru

* Refined tea times

* I could see Mona working with her under boss to learn coffee techniques at Leblanc

* She’d make the effort to have dinner with him once or twice a week

* Morgana definitely cheers her on, still tries to be her ‘teacher’ though they both do it as a joke between themselves now

* Would also join Ryuji in reminding Mona to enjoy this chance at childhood - probably even admit she wishes she had a chance to experience a ‘normal’ one as well (this leads to a movie night to relax bc Mona refuses to let her be down)

*Teaches him how to garden

- sojiro

* oh boy another mouth to feed (as if he minds)

* Probably has a talk about the whole year of cat living in the place

* Tries to pull the tough guy technique again but Mona knows all his tricks

* Is still able to shame the boy and doesn’t fall for his wide eyed ‘I’m just a kid’ look

#p5 #headcaon #morgana #joker #ryuji #ann #makoto #yusuke #futaba #haru #sojiro #my fingers hurt typing this on my phone #auncyen #human!morgana

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 5 years

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Im curious as to why you hate Makoto for ripping of p3pfemc's looks but consent to Royal-chan for the same thing? ( I know you hate Makoto for a lot of other reasons, like her personality and such, but it seemed like you disliked her since prereveal/release?) If Royal chan ended up being a completely unrelated character to femc, will your opinion of her change ? (no hate really, i jst wanna know. \V/m )

It's no prob! In all honesty I didn't even think about this kind of question, but the answer came right away, so I guess time for a not so deep reflection.

So like full stop, if Poniko isn't connected to the FeMC and it's just Atlus messing with me, yeah I'mma be PISSED. Will I rip on her looks like no tomorrow? Maybe, depends on how it’s handled (like how bad they burn me, and even then I might wait for a spinoff cause they might go into the connection there rather than Royal). I think it's obvious I went harder on Makoto because I don't like her for other reasons, and so any small thing about her annoys me (tbh Yusuke's design annoys me too, but not as bad cause....I kinda just don’t care about him and who he’s copying as much, but I'll get to that in a bit)

Anyway I think we need some historical context, because I think it’s important. When Makoto (and Yusuke) where first shown......FeMC had been ignored for A LONG time. We had a non-canon play (which no one really talked about), and that was it. No game related stuff, not even featured in the game where people were getting ripped out of timelines. FeMC were BURNED. I’ll be honest, when Yusuke appeared......While the parallels between P2 were obvious (not just with him) he reminded me of Minato as well. It annoyed me we had to have the token blue hair character since the rule had been made since the P3 era (kinda enforced with some black haired characters from P1/2, combining P2 games together that is, if you want to include them), Atlus said they’d be trying new things..... but like....whateves. But my association with him as Minato increased....when Makoto came along.

Ngl I wasn’t pleased with the reveal of the last three girls (even didn’t like Haru, for ironically now what I love as an alt rewrite for her as, as I thought she’d be a mean and person full of herself due to calling herself ‘beauty thief’....Yeah all types of crazy here, I do love sweet Haru tho. And the reason for my opinion changing on the alt non-canon personality rewrite is just I.....see the appeal in it for the group dynamic now, while at the time I was afraid of disliking any of the characters or having them be disliked by the fandom.....which big laugh now haha :’D .....I want my happy P5 self back ;w;). Anyway back to the three girls, ngl one of the reasons I wasn’t happy was how they just dumped 3 more characters on us (too big a cast so can they handle it?, silly has to do more VA videos, I want the smaller cast back oh god don’t screw this up, and so on and so on). As for the characters, while Haru’s appearance in the trailer mislead me on her personality (for whatever reason)..... I just.....there was something about Futaba and Makoto I didn’t like. Futaba just rubs me all the wrong ways for reasons I can’t describe for back then (maybe the fact she looked like she’d be a troll and she kinda is), but Makoto it was clear...... She was ripping off FeMC’s look. The brown hair and red eyes.....the fact that Yusuke looked like Minato.....it felt like they were trying to draw them as expies of the P3MCs. And it pissed me off. I didn’t want an unrelated character look and remind me of the FeMC, I wanted FeMC herself! Why are you stealing her look????? And while some FeMC saw this and rolled with it as a joke (Hamu/Minty/Shin dressing up as Makoto/Yusuke/Goro to get into P5), other’s didn’t know who the FeMC was and thus.....didn’t see the blatant expy/rip off design. Seeing people be like “her character design is so original and cute and blah blah blah”.....it annoyed me....obviously (it didn’t help she grew in popularity doing absolutely nothing too, so initially it was all about her looks, and then I’ve been told a lot of her fans, at least male, has been mostly them saying the like her design and her hair and her eyes, and no everyone who likes Makoto is an FeMC fan so....yeah.....I mostly hear how it’s just about her design so I’m very focused on that in regards to her specifically BECAUSE of the fans). And yeah I know it was a bit petty/shallow reason, but I didn’t outright hate her atm, she was stepping on my toes badly but I was holding out till the game (where it finally cemented my hate for her, and now I legit hate her for petty, shallow, deep, and complex reasons). And lordy lord lord, it did not help Makoto’s name was Makoto, because that was a name some FeMC fans gave Hamuko (cause Makoto Yuki was the closest ‘canon’ name we’d get to P3MCs, and some people adopted it for both MCs cause it was gender neutral, so Niijima coming along and taking THAT away sucked ass, and I know different kanji, it still sucked tho). It just....felt like Atlus was spitting in FeMC fan’s face..... But anyway, I kept it in....for about....2ish years. Even when I was trying to stay positive.......and even when I was slowly starting to come out with negative opinions. I tried to keep it in.

Finally I decided to make it framed as a joke, because I started to see Makoto ripping off more characters than just FeMC (FeMC, Aika, and Naoto in the detective novel to be precise, but what got the ball rolling was realizing that it was Aika who Makoto ripped the hair and motor vehicle from with the FeMC’s color scheme). That’s where my brain started going other places than just being restricted to FeMC, and I started being more critical of Makoto’s design outside the FeMC (tho that still burned me). Because, imo, it’s not original, it annoyed me people would say she was original when she was really just a Frankenstein rip off of other characters (other loved characters, FeMC and Aika were pretty popular in their own right). It only continued to cement in my mind that....anything ‘original’ about Makoto was a farce, she just copies while the original gets left behind.

Tldr; FeMC had been snubbed for years, along comes two design expies that remind you of P3MCs (3 if you wanna include Goro/Ken but Goro looks different enough imo), Makoto is named Makoto (a name some used for FeMC), and Makoto is praised for her design for being original and blah blah blah when it’s not (for multiple reasons besides the FeMC, kinda more the fans reactions fault but I was already having design issues so it just bugged me more when they’d say these things). So yeah it felt like Makoto stole aspects of the FeMC, and it’s not like FeMC has a lot for herself, which really just stepped on my toes. Combined that with legit hating the character when I finally get to see her in action (and it’s because of her actions and writing that I hate-hate the character, but prior to that it was just her stepping on my toes while trying to keep an open mind into liking her), the stuff said before gets amplified more than before.

But months later, after the first post of me ripping on Makoto for taking FeMC and Aika’s design (tho my later posts were in drafts I just didn’t post them till later), something amazing happened on Aug 4th. FeMC finally came back to us. And holy shit obviously I was happy, but it doesn’t dismiss the fact I was aware of how much of design rip off/expy Makoto was, and it wasn’t just FeMC anymore. But gdi if the fact that the FeMC wasn’t being ignored anymore didn’t change the outlook for me as an FeMC fan. FeMC was back, she’s loved, care was put into her character in PQ2, just.....skdfalf;a so happy ;w; But also so hopeful, she was acknowledged again, she had been cut from the 20th anniversary event in official art, and that hurt us, but now she’s back back. And she was a main character in PQ2.....which leads to you questioning, what next?

Which brings us to Poniko, the one post hopeful outlook. Obviously she’s not starting in the same place as Makoto. Poniko has been revealed post-PQ2 FeMC....which means Atlus isn’t ignoring Hamuko (in fact a lot of the creators were stating they WANTED her back), we know the creators do love Hamuko. There’s also the fact.....Poniko looks less like an expy like Makoto (who imo looks like Soejima trying to emulate Kaneko’s art style, esp the eye shape, same with Yusuke too). Poniko? It goes beyond ripping off a design, she looks like she’s almost fully lifted from Hamuko, it just looks like Hamuko wearing a different outfit. Just straight up copy and paste. And would I have been pissed if she was revealed alongside Makoto? Maybe, or I might be theorizing that she is Hamuko herself like now (tho I think it’d get more push back due to Hamu being in Atlus’ basement for so long so it just being claimed as delusional and unlikely), or both (and then pissed when it’s revealed it’s not Hamuko). It’s just....she looks SO MUCH like Hamuko it can’t be a coincidence, and after PQ2 it feels less like one as well. Just.....the posture, the cinematic parallels, the hair color, the eye color, the eye shape, the eyelashes, the face structure, the way she stands.....Poniko just screams “I AM Hamuko” not “I just look like her because.” And it helps that other people in the fandom also see this too, some are hoping she’s a new person, but it seems people at least acknowledge that very obvious similarities between Hamuko and Poniko (while that didn’t really happen with P5 with Hamuko/Makoto).

And....tbh I feel like I might sound like I’m splitting hairs (at least with the words I’m using). And it might sound weird that I think Makoto ripped off enough Hamuko it pissed me off, but Poniko just.....is a copy and paste of Hamuko, just straight up Hamuko in a different outfit and hairstyle but it doesn’t. But it’s the historical context I think that sheds that light. And the fact Poniko might just BE Hamuko, and so it’d make sense if that was the case for them to look like each other (while it doesn’t make sense for Makoto to look like Poniko).

I guess it also helps that I personally had the headcanon Hamuko and Minato weren’t related (just strangers on the bridge in two separate cars), and they both survived the bridge accident but one became the leader of SEES and the other went on to live and do their own thing (until maybe a spinoff game pulls them back in). And while I.....well recalling it now I considered a reincarnation once in a hc scenario (opted for time travel forward cause that makes sense 8U I won’t go into it I had my reasons 8U), but looking at the 1st year symbol on Poniko (and reincarnation in other MegaTen works, I mean c’mon reincarnation is in the title) it feels plausible. And it works for Poniko because of the time the incident and the time to be reincarnated takes place (1999 being the accident and April 1 2000-April 2 2001 being the time frame she was born), which wouldn’t ever work for Makoto because she was born in 1998 (so even if I HAD considered Makoto it wouldn’t have worked, esp since they never tell us she jumped grades, it’s not possible....and while I’m all for hc and grey areas, this is something that WOULD be explicitly told because it’s not common in Japan and Atlus has been explicit about characters not in the ‘right’ grades before, just an fyi there 8U).

I dunno I feel like there’s distinct clear reasons that I can fit them into separate categories. And yeah if Poniko isn’t Hamuko I’mma be burned too, BUT I’mma wait till a spinoff post-Royal before I get pissy.....cause I don’t expect clear answers to other past games in another game’s mainline entry (I only expect shallow shoutouts tbh). So yeah, just so you know where the deadline for my expectations are.

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ezragold · 6 years

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With a Little Help from My Friends

A/N: Happy last-day-of-Pegoryu-week! Let’s celebrate by reading... day 2′s prompt... No one ever said I was good at preparing things, okay. AO3 link: [here]

Day 2: First Date

Title: With a Little Help from My Friends

Rating: Teen

Summary: Ryuji has successfully asked Akira out! Now if only he could figure out something special for them to do. All of his ideas just feel like their every day routine, and he’s pulling his hair out trying to come up with a way to make it special. All of the thieves seem to have their own ideas of the perfect date, 90% of which are entirely unhelpful, as Ryuji soon realizes.

[ THURSDAY, 6:50PM ]

crossbonez is online

crossbonez has entered The Dungeon of Unspeakable Acts

crossbonez: GUYS I NEED HELP

crossbonez: ALSO WTF WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL NAME

palette-cleanser: There’s no need to yell about it.

crossbonez: YOU CAN’T HEAR ME SMARTASS

killerqueen: Futaba renamed it and I can’t figure out how to change it back. What’s wrong?

memejed: me! muahaha!!!! you’ll never figure out how to change it back!

memejed: boo makoto types too fast :(

palette-cleanser: Futaba, naturally.

palette-cleanser: Oh.

memejed: lmaooooo

crossbonez: ok ok is akira in this chat??

yougimmethecrepes: I mean technically

yougimmethecrepes: but I think he’s had this channel muted for like a month

killerqueen: Understandable.

crossbonez: o sick

crossbonez: OK SO I ASKED HIM OUT AND I NEED ADVICE

yougimmethecrepes: OMG RYUJI

memejed: GHIDNDOSKFHSKX WHAAAAT

killerqueen: !

yougimmethecrepes: DID HE SAY YES??

palette-cleanser: My most heartfelt congratulations!

crossbonez: of course he said yes wtf guys

crossbonez: why wouldn’t he, i’m a catch

memejed: so’s a big ol slimy fish

memejed: its perspective

crossbonez: can we ban her?

killerqueen: She’s the room admin.

memejed: IM ADMIN MY CITY NOW

memejed: HECK how do u type so much faster than me????

crossbonez: OH MY GOD CAN WE FOCUS ON ME PLEASE

palette-cleanser: something tells me you wouldn’t allow us the chance to do anything different.

yougimmethecrepes: go ahead Ryuji, what’s up?

crossbonez: i didn’t think about what we should do on the date so i kinda panicked when he asked and told him i had everything taken care of but i don’t

crossbonez: ive never taken care of anything in my life

crossbonez: please help yall know im not smart

yougimmethecrepes: omg THAT’S what ur worried about??? HOE ur best friend is a dating expert. I gotchu

crossbonez: lmfao ann youve never been on a date

yougimmethecrepes: maybe not

yougimmethecrepes: but i have seen so many romcoms

crossbonez: oooooo my god Kill me

crossbonez: wait holy shit have any of you even been on a date before

crossbonez: NOW YOU ALL STOP TYPING

crossbonez: this is the worst i hate my life

yougimmethecrepes: yusuke if you say anything about painting my nude as a date i’ll block you

palette-cleanser: There was that time when Ann came to the old studio in order for me to paint her portrait.

palette-cleanser: It was already half-written when you sent that.

yougimmethecrepes: OHHH MY GOD

palette-cleanser: I didn’t want to just let the reply go to waste.

yougimmethecrepes: BLOCKED

palette-cleanser: :(

killerqueen: Okay.

killerqueen: I’ll DM you, Ryuji.

crossbonez: oh thank god

[ THURSDAY, 7:04 PM ]

[ killerqueen has sent you a message! ]

killerqueen: Firstly,

killerqueen: good for you, asking out Akira! That was really brave. How did it go, if that’s not too intrusive?

crossbonez: fine I think?? morgana kept cockblocking me but he got bored of watching us watch bad movies and left so

crossbonez: i just kinda

crossbonez: asked

crossbonez: and he said yeah

crossbonez: so now im dead and going thru w the date is my hell

killerqueen: Okay, relax. Obviously he wouldn’t have said yes to the date if he wasn’t already interested, so you already have that going for you! The worst part is done.

killerqueen: All you have to do now is think of something special for the two of you to do together.

crossbonez: yeah that’s basically the part where my brain stops

killerqueen: Fair. What’s your budget?

crossbonez: uhhhhhh

crossbonez: uhhhhhhhhhhh

killerqueen: Ryuji.

crossbonez: is free an option

killerqueen: Oh, god. Okay.

killerqueen: I didn’t realize you hadn’t planned for this in… any capacity.

crossbonez: OF COURSE I HAVENT ITS LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME

crossbonez: I DIDNT THINK OF THE MONEY THING OK

crossbonez: I WAS SORT OF FOCUSED ON NOT THROWING UP ON HIM AS I ASKED

killerqueen: Message received.

killerqueen: I’ll see if there’s anything cheap going on in the city this weekend.

crossbonez: thank you ugh

crossbonez: was this a bad idea

killerqueen: Asking out Akira? No, of course not.

crossbonez: sigh

killerqueen: Lying to Akira about having the entire thing prepared and planned out? Yes, without a doubt.

crossbonez: COOL THANKS MOM

crossbonez: GOD

[ crossbonez left the conversation. ]

[ THURSDAY, 7:29PM ]

[ palette-cleanser sent you a message! ]

palette-cleanser: Are you still taking advice for your date?

crossbonez: the answer is technically yes but i can’t say i’ve reached the point in my life where i’m ready to take dating advice from you

palette-cleanser: I shall try and keep my advice more general, then.

crossbonez: just don’t say the word beauty

palette-cleanser: You should consider the benefit of surrounding yourselves with beautiful things. I can only imagine a relationship increasing in intensity when the couple is surrounded by overwhelming beauty.

palette-cleanser: In my defense, my reply was half-written when you posted yours.

crossbonez: what the hell would overwhelming beauty even be man

crossbonez: am i sposed to find out which flower gives him boners like what am i doing here

palette-cleanser: that is up to you! And Akira, I suppose.

palette-cleanser: I was, of course, referring to your beautiful surroundings being up to you. Akira getting an erection is less-so in your hands.

palette-cleaner: …I did not mean for that to become a double-entendre but I suppose that’s also appropriate to your situation.

crossbonez: hoo boy you are this close to my block list lemme tell ya

palette-cleanser: Please don’t, my contact list is very short as it is.

palette-cleanser: Back to the topic at hand,

crossbonez: yeah plz

palette-cleanser: What are some things that Akira finds beautiful?

crossbonez: man i don’t know

crossbonez: uhh

crossbonez: good coffee

crossbonez: big ass cheeseburgers

crossbonez: cats probably

crossbonez: hes got a risette poster in his room but i think that’s less because shes hot and more because someone gave it to him and he was too nice to throw it out

palette-cleanser: None of that sounds particularly beautiful…

crossbonez: OH WOW DOES IT NOT

crossbonez: REALLY

palette-cleanser: There is no need to raise your typeface at me.

crossbonez: sjdjcickgmsoakfb

palette-cleanser: ?

crossbonez: nothing dont worry abt it

crossbonez: im gonna go see if i can buy something beautiful for ¥200

palette-cleanser: Many beautiful things in life are free.

crossbonez: you got an example to go with that inspirational quote?

crossbonez: duuuude?

palette-cleanser: I appear to be losing connection

crossbonez: oh my god dude

palette-cleanser: I can hardly read what you’re writing

crossbonez: thats not how that would even work

crossbonez: i cant tell if ur trolling me or not

[ palette-cleanser has left the conversation. ]

[ THURSDAY, 7:49PM ]

[ yougimmethecrepes has replied to your message! ]

crossbonez: plz tell me ur just invisible

crossbonez: ur my one last hope and god is that saying something about how my standards have fallen

yougimmethecrepes: doing homework

yougimmethecrepes: you still peeing your pants over date night?

crossbonez: you still willing to give bad advice?

yougimmethecrepes: imagine me swiping all of my school work off my desk onto my floor because if my math grade didn’t ride on this I would have done that

crossbonez: aight

yougimmethecrepes: also my advice is fantastic shut up

yougimmethecrepes: okay, lets start easy. What’s the budget?

crossbonez: im in high school and not a part time model

crossbonez: my budget is negative

yougimmethecrepes: ooooh

yougimmethecrepes: got it

yougimmethecrepes: arcade? you can just use small change and stuff

crossbonez: we go there ALL THE TIME thats not a date

crossbonez: that’s like going to the ramen shop or something

yougimmethecrepes: uh……batting cages? Movie?

crossbonez: i cant ask him on a date and then just do shit we do normally! how is that a date???

yougimmethecrepes: How is it not a date?? You guys always have fun doing that, how is it less fun on a date

yougimmethecrepes: OH WAIT NO I got it

yougimmethecrepes: bathhouse

crossbonez: shut up no

yougimmethecrepes: hey, it’s not my fault you gave this absolutely no thought whatsoever

crossbonez: UGH I KNOW

crossbonez: WHY IS THIS HARD

yougimmethecrepes: I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE

yougimmethecrepes: YOU’RE MAKING THIS A PROBLEM

[ crossbonez has left the conversation. ]

[ THURSDAY, 8:25 PM ]

[ memejed sent you a message! ]

crossbonez: no

memejed: before you say anything

memejed: jdcjdjnfdkdkf

memejed: dammit how do all of you type so fast

memejed: it’s like I don’t even know myself any more

memejed: is it my tiny hands

crossbonez: i do not want dating advice from you

memejed: well then it’s a good thing I don’t have any for you then ISNT IT

memejed: I just wanted to tell you that Akira just got home and he’s smiling a lot and it’s gross and weird and most likely your fault, so

crossbonez: oh that’s

crossbonez: nice to hear thank you jhgjfyjuh

memejed: he just told sojiro about the date and sojiro offered to grab him condoms hahAHAAHAH

crossbonez: OH MY GOD

crossbonez: DONT TELL ME THAT SHIT

memejed: IM ACTUALLY GONNA CHOKE LOLLL

crossbonez: I HOPE SO

memejed: >:(

memejed: I don’t even get why youre so nervous he’s obviously out of his mind happy to go out with you

memejed: whatever you guys do he’ll be down

memejed: just don’t do any stupid shit like try and show off or act like a tool

memejed: which I realize may seem daunting for you

memejed: but I believe u may have it in you, maybe

crossbonez: I just have no idea what to do without us doing the same shit as always

memejed: whats wrong with doing the stuff you guys always do? Routine is comfy

memejed: comfort is the enemy of anxiety

memejed: well, comfy, and a good pair of sweatpants

memejed: *and valium

crossbonez: you dont think he would mind doing shit we do all the time?

memejed: oh my god are ALL boys as stupid as you??? how has the species survived for so long

memejed: just hold his hand or something and he’d let you push him in front of the subway!! Like, that probably shouldn’t be your go to option, but just

memejed: he ALREADY likes you. you don’t need to impress him or anything

memejed: consider yourself lucky, because like, idk how you swung that

crossbonez: I agree with you too much to get mad at that

crossbonez: wow

crossbonez: akira agreed to go out with me, you gave me advice that wasnt steaming dog shit

crossbonez: maybe i should buy a lottery ticket lmao

memejed: LMAO ur luck stat isn’t THAT high yet

memejed: see if sojiro comes through w the condoms first

crossbonez: okay and NOW im leaving

memejed: BE SAFE!!

[ crossbonez has left the conversation. ]

[ THURSDAY, 9:22 PM ]

[ HaruOkumura sent you a message! ]

HaruOkumura: Good, you’re still online!

crossbonez: hahaha what happened to ur screenname?

HaruOkumura: The company’s social media adviser suggested I change it for professional purposes………..

crossbonez: lame

HaruOkumura: Yes apparently “BigBangIsPeople” is not an appropriate username for the incoming CEO of Okumura Foods.

HaruOkumura: I thought it was funny :(

HaruOkumura: But anyway! I’m glad you’re still online! Makoto texted me and told me about yours and Akira’s date and I wanted to say congratulations and I’m so happy for you!

crossbonez: thanks! tell makoto to quit snitchin tho

HaruOkumura: Will do! I just wanted to talk because Makoto said you were very stressed out and seemed sort of unprepared

crossbonez: im okay now i think

crossbonez: futaba helped me out

crossbonez: weirdly

crossbonez: i mean im still sweating all over myself and the idea of actually meeting up with akira for the date in question makes me want to gag but :) im fine

HaruOkumura: oh my :o

HaruOkumura: Have you decided what the two of you will do?

crossbonez: yeeaaahhhh i got some ideas i think?

HaruOkumura: I do as well!! Would you like to hear them?

crossbonez: hey i am always up for not thinking

HaruOkumura: That’s great!! Okay, what is your budget currently?

crossbonez: gkhskdfkjlghlrihvoirhgiu

crossbonez: kjghsiuergtiughpijiuprughtuislrhgiulth

HaruOkumura: Uhm?

crossbonez: I THINK IM GOOD LMAO THX HARU

HaruOkumura: Oh youre welcome! Let us know how it goes!

crossbonez: yeah sure if i dont die first!

[ crossbonez has left the conversation. ]

[ SATURDAY, 02:41 AM ]

[ JokersWild sent you a message! ]

JokersWild: Hey

JokersWild: I know youre probably asleep because it’s like fuck o clock in the morning and why wouldn’t you be

JokersWild: But I cant sleep because I made myself some antianxiety coffee when I got home haha

JokersWild: (futaba calls it estresso but I can’t call it that because it’s so clever it makes me mad I didn’t think of it first)

JokersWild: but I had a really good time tonight

JokersWild: and you seemed kind of worried all night so I wanted you to know that

JokersWild: and idek if you were worried because of us(?) or if there was something else going on and now I just seem like kind of an asshole for assuming it was about me

JokersWild: but whether it was or it wasn’t I had fun

JokersWild: and

JokersWild: I’m really happy you asked me out

JokersWild: and just…… you don’t need advice from anyone on how to like

JokersWild: woo me yknow?

JokersWild: I had notifications turned off but the number of messages in the group chat kept ticking up so I lurked for a second

JokersWild: I don’t know what anyone ended up telling you but you didn’t need it

JokersWild: you don’t have to impress me. I ALREADY like you.

JokersWild: so, that’s that

JokersWild: this coffee is very strong and obviously my inhibitions are non existent right now so I’m going to bed before this turns into a confession

JokersWild: or more of one

JokersWild: lets, like, do this again? I want to keep doing this with you

[ JokersWild has left the conversation. ]

[ SATURDAY, 02:54 AM ]

[ JokersWild sent you a message! ]

JokersWild: also oh my god thank you for not freaking the fuck out when that condom fell out of my jacket I SWEAR TO YOU I did not put it there and when I find out who did I am going to unmake them

JokersWild: okay goodnight

[ JokersWild has left the conversation. ]

#pegoryuweek2018 #pegoryu #akiryu #fic: criminal mischief #fandom: persona 5 #fandom: persona #p5

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sweetsushiminnow · 7 years

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Treat Headcanons

This is for if someone they are quite comfortable with, are baking in the kitchen. (and totally not inspired by me making peppermint bark.) They are all SFW but because this is a long one, I’m putting this one under read more.

Yusuke: Watch it for this boy, he’ll joke his way into stealing more than a taste of your treats. Don’t get too distracted by him otherwise your plate of brownies will be missing 3-4 squares.

Licking the beater is “too childish,” yet he’ll bitch if you put the covered beaters in the sink. Also he doesn’t help you at all, maybe if you need him to get you more butter.

Kuwabara: He’d be the one who’ll accept the beater full of batter. Sometimes he’ll use his tongue to get through the bars, otherwise times he’d use his own fingers. He’d be helpful in the kitchen, or tries to be at least. Unlike a certain former spirit detective, he knows that when he gets the finish product, it’s earned. Sure baking into manly, but what else isn’t manly, not helping and supporting your partner.

Kurama: If you’re a new baker, he’ll try to help, it’s not his forte, he prefers cooking than baking. If you’re comfortable in the kitchen, he’ll sit and read a book/ mind his own business. Really he’s there in case you have to get more ingredients and you either want him to go grab them or him for you. In case of injury, he’s there with a first aid kit.

Hiei: Depending on what you make, this might be the only time you see this boy near your vicinity. Like Kurama, he’s more of a passenger to these things. He’d much rather use his skills from doing various crimes to steal a piece of cake if you don’t offer it to him first. Like Yusuke, you’ll see more than 1 cookie missing from the batch. This is only if he likes what you make. If you hurt yourself, he’ll call you a fool as he tosses you a band-aid. Try to hide some of his absolute favorites treats, cus they make great bribing chips.

Koemna: He makes a better taste tester than anything. The only other use this guy has for you is preheating the oven to the desired temperature. Sometimes he can be sassy and get a taste of the batter before it’s poured into a proper container, other times he’s a complete gentleman and waits to be asked to taste test the finished item. It all depends on his mode and yours.

Keiko: Total helper, sometimes can be a bit overbearing. “No, it said 3/4 cups of milk, not 2/3rds. DON’T PUT 3 CUPS OF OIL IN THE BROWNIE BATTER DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE THE SCREAMING SHITS!” She’s only that excitable if you’re that dumb or that much of a troll. You two could end up burning your product if you don’t keep a watch on it during the down time. Keiko’s pretty good at making sure her they are done just right. Prefers making things from scratch.

Shirzuru: Good baking skills for homemade goods, somehow fucks up on the box stuff. Some can be minor details, others can be “accidentally” putting 3 cups of oil in her brownies for Yusuke. She’s a much better cook than baker, which well, isn’t saying much. As Kazuma got older, she did get more adventurous with recipes. Don’t make with Shizuru, because she either will make you do the whole thing, or she takes over, it’s one or the other.

Yukina: She LOVES baking and cooking, but enjoys baking more because she can eat her treats. The more she does it, the more of a natural she is. She also loves wearing the cute aprons that you can put your utensils in the pockets. One day this girl will be on cupcake wars or something. She loves to use her own creativity and trying something more original with the recipes she gets. Yukina ends up giving you small tastes, which get smaller and smaller as more confident she gets in the kitchen. One day you’ll be her Kurama lol.

Botan: Doesn’t bake at all. Is like Yukina where she can see the fun in it, but this clumsy girls ends up burning her finger in the oven, dropping her pans, and gets way to distracted that her stuff burns. She’d rather eat your treats than help you make them. Although she’s always up for whisking, she can whisk some real good eggs,

Genkai: Fuck all that shit. She’ll get you the shit you need, let you use her kitchen, and leaves. Just don’t burn her hose down. She used to make stuff in her youth, but that was a long time ago.

Chu: “Can you make beer dip? Beer Bread? Thanks, you’re a real ripper.” He’s not one for the sweet bakes, sure a sugar cookie here and there is fine, but he prefers salty and savory types of dishes. He’s not gonna be much help either other than taste tester.

Rinku: This lil shit right here is worse than Yusuke and Hiei combined. The only thing he’s helpful for is licking your beaters and bowl clean. Otherwise he’s bothering you with conversation when you need to concentrate and then leaves you be when you do have the down time. Of course he comes back in time to see the finish product. Unlike Hiei, he does wait for it to cool down and keep its shape before literally stealing all of it for himself. Sometimes he doesn’t care if you’re there, if you’re a defenseless human, he’ll just take it. Be sure to have someone around you.

Jin: Between Yusuke and Koemna. He’s more or less talking faster than the oven can bake your goods. He doesn’t have the patience to wait for them to cool, so he makes a light breeze to speed up the process. This boy is a sucker for anything chocolate, and have not one, but two sweet fangs. He loves licking the batter off the beaters and will double dip his finger into it too. So watch it for this guy. Still, he’s too cute to not have around. If you make his absolute favorite, his ears wiggle like no tomorrow.

Touya: Would stick his nose up to the idea of helping you out, but when he does, he actually enjoys baking. Not traditional, and really, he prefers decorating your treats than making them. The detailing can be super intricate, but he has the skills and patience to accomplish some beautiful artwork on what any size canvas you give him. Of course if this boy is being playful, he will dip his finger in the batter lol.

Suzuka: You’d think he’d enjoy at least watching you bake. This boy has no interest in the process, and sometimes not even interested in the results. Really the only time he shows any interests is 1. You made something he’d enjoy, or 2. Touya is decorating. To him, there are better things to do than stand near a hot oven waiting for yeast to rise. Same with cooking, he’s just not a kitchen sort of person.

Shishiwakamaru: Similar boat as Suzuka and kurama, the kitchen is not his thing, but he will at least sit with you in it and keep you company. If you happen to make his favorite treat, he’s gonna make sure you see his finger dip in the batter and sink through his shit eating grin. He’ll take a light smack from you or you trying to shove him out of the vicinity, just because it’s funny seeing a human get wiled up. He’ll behave afterwards, don’t worry. Unlike the others, he’ll actually ask to have a finish product. He won’t just up and steal it, because he wouldn’t be in the same room as you willingly if he didn’t like you in the first place.

Bonus

Elder Toguro: Would be the most helpful S.O.B in the damn kitchen if he wasn’t such a creepy asshole. He’d make lewd remarks just to get under your skin and you’ll be missing half your ingredients in the process. Don’t ever bake with this man, he’ll constantly request red velvet and make disgusting comments about the batter and compare it to you, his previous victims, and make other unsightly remarks. Please for the love of all things good, don’t be near this man.

#headcanons #sfw #yu yu hakusho #yyh

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ryntaia · 7 years

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Yutaba- She had no idea how he could have THAT many viruses on his laptop.

Yeeee boi

Here we gooooo

Futaba stared blankly at the flashing screen before her.

Never mind that the laptop in front of her had to be at least ten years out of date. Never mind that the monitor and the keyboard seemed to be barely held together with tape (painted over in extravagant patterns, of course). Never mind that the OS was something more fit to being in a computer science museum. All things considered, Futaba was more surprised that the laptop at her fingertips wasn’t falling apart and running on a nonexistent dial-up connection.

No, what trumped that all was all of the viruses that had popped up.

She had been forced to magic up a half-assed anti-virus program to work on Yusuke’s relic of a computer in the first place, but the redhead hadn’t expected to be faced with what had to be somewhere around one hundred computer viruses. The artist had been prodding her all month to do a check up on his computer because he was afraid something was wrong with it—right about now, Futaba was seriously regretting giving into his constant pushing.

“Inari.” She finally said. The blue haired teen jerked up from his stiff cross-legged position on his dorm bed. “How in the world did you get this many computer viruses?”

“Oh, so my computer is infected then?”

“INFECT—Is it infected?! Are you kidding me?!” Futaba exploded, spinning around on the computer chair. Slapping her hand on her outstretched bare leg, teeth grinding together and glasses askew, she fixed the tall teen with what could only be called a look of pure malice. “You call this infected?! This isn’t infected! This is more like a hospital graveyard! You have around 110 separate viruses on your computer, not even counting the repeat instances floating around your hard drive!”

“I was afraid of that.”

“You gotta be kidding me. This has gotta be some elaborate prank…you’ve gotta be trolling.” Futaba rolled her backwards to let her head fall against the keyboard, hands gripping tightly against the armrests of the desk. “How did you manage to DO this? AND keep your computer from shutting down at the same time? This thing shouldn’t even running with how badly it’s infected.”

“I’ve downloaded some programs.” Yusuke said unhelpfully. When met with Futaba’s frustrated glare, he shakily continued. “For digital art. One of my teachers loaned me a modern tablet to experiment with but I didn’t have a good program to use. So I tried a few download sites to get some programs.”

“Which programs and what sites?”

“Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator…and one that a fellow student recommended to me, SAI. She’s an extremely talented girl so I figured I should give this program of hers a try.” Yusuke beamed like he was proud of his idiocy. Futaba felt an odd stabbing in her stomach listening to the Inari pile praise onto this weird unknown classmate of his. She couldn’t be THAT special. “But I couldn’t find very many that didn’t require, what was it called…? A ‘crack’? So I was forced to download several separate instances of the program from many different sites. My classmate emailed me a copy of this ‘SAI’ program later on. It was nice, though I much prefer my brush.”

“Oh my godddddd, Inaaaaari, are you kidding me…” Futaba groaned, massaging her eyelids with her hands under her glasses. “No wonder you have so many viruses, you probably got them from the Adobe illegal downloads. You have adware and spyware up the butt on this stupid thing.”

“Adware? Spyware?” Yusuke seemed genuinely confused as to what she was talking about and she let out a long sigh.

“Nevermind. I’m just gonna have to go full extreme here.” With a spin, the redhead faced back to the computer and lifted up her hands in almost predatory motion. A pink tongue whipped across her lips quickly as she pulled a hard drive out of her bag and began typing wildly. Yusuke attempted to peak over her shoulder but was only met with a smack in the side of the face. It wasn’t as if he could understand the loading files and progress bars anyhow. Slowly he found himself bored, lying against the wall and picking at a clean brush from his easel.

“And done.”

“Huh?” Yusuke jerked up at the sound of Futaba’s pleased voice. She was holding up a thin black hard drive, reflecting brightly in the afternoon sun that poured through the dorm room window shades. He cocked his head to the side, unsure of what was going on…until with a defiant smash, Futaba kicked his laptop off the desk. It went flying into the wall; the already fragile frame shattered under the pressure. Its owner looked on in horror and shock at the smug girl balancing on his desk with one foot deftly held out in the direction of the debris.

“W-WHAT WAS THAT?! That was my only computer, all my personal files are on there! My scholarship applications…!” Yusuke was almost wailing. Futaba clicked her tongue and shook her head, shaking the thin black cassette in her hand again.

“All that is right here. I can’t have one of my own kind working with a junker like THAT, even if you ARE poor and jobless.” She lowered her glasses, looking over to Yusuke with an almost devilish grin—as if she had intended to shock the boy out of his normally stoic and calm mannerisms. Knowing her, she probably had. “I have a few backup laptops in my room that I don’t use anymore. I’ll clear them out and put your files it. It’ll all be back by tomorrow so stop bellyaching.”

“T-that…I…” Yusuke stuttered. Her actions had been extreme, and brutish, but her intentions…were surprisingly righteous. A voice in the back of his mind told him that really, he wouldn’t have it any other way no matter how much he bantered with the girl. She wouldn’t be nearly as fun and surprising if she was PREDICTABLE. There wasn’t a chance in hell he was going to let her know that, but…well. “Thank you, Futaba.”

“Hey, no problem, Inari.” Futaba hopped down from the desk to check her phone. “Akira’s gonna be picking me up soon so I’ll see you tomorrow. And, uh, one more good computer safety tip?”

“Hmm…what?” Yusuke said, almost afraid of her answer.

“Yeah, eheh, RedSex is a pretty virus laden hellhole. Get your porn somewhere else next time, okay?”

He nearly passed out from the blood rushing to his face as the redhead girl laughed her way out the door.

#Persona 5 #Futaba Sakura #Yusuke Kitagawa #Kitagawa Yusuke #Sakura Futaba #Yutaba #drabble #requestfic #anon #Anonymous

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holdbeast · 7 years

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Things we could have in a P5P:

Ryuji know that Akira is waaay out of his league, and this treats her in a sisterly manner, in spite of the fact that he wants to be ~by her side forever~ and has some really embarrassing wedding fantasies that are obvious to everyone else he knows. He basically has to be frogmarched into the realization that Akira wants to date him. Good thing he’s into being manhandled by girls.

Morgana starts off by trying to be adorable and chivalrous to Akira, but quickly has that trolled out of him. ~Press the button~

Yusuke totally tries to go there with a nude painting, but somehow catches on the fact that he and Akira are dating. JUST LIKE IN THE ORIGINAL P5. Characters of all genders should suffer equally on this one.

Akechi leads with light flirting because let’s be real, he’s basically a male idol. He is stunned and intrigued when Akira counters his good-boy act with constant OTTs come-ons and trolling. The romance path involves punching him in the face and carrying his dumb ass bodily off of that tanker.

Haru’s social link is less about her wanting Akira as a boyfriend, more about her forming her first close female friendship, doing all the things she missed out on as a kid... plus lots of trips to the firing range.

Ann is still date-able. Her social link is about Akira swooping in to pick up the pieces when Ann’s crush, Shiho, rejects her to go focus on her own mental health. (Poor Ann. I think it’s implied that she doesn’t speak with Shiho on the regular at the end of the actual game...)

#persona 5 #akira kurusu

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tumblunni · 7 years

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OH MAN I somehow ended up unironically adoring Junya Kanashide??? He's seriously my fave p5 villain so far. Man we REALLY needed a good comic relief case after yusuke and makoto's sad back stories. So uhh yeah.. Spoilers for the third case of the game! But not really spoilers that matter or anything, unless you really wanna be surprised by the exact lunacy of Mr world's most ridiculous boss fight XD OKAY RIGHT LET ME BLABBER Like... It was SO GOOD that he's a complete outside context villain who has no connection to anything and just does stupid ordinary mafia crimes. It was great as a sort of framing device excuse to focus more on makoto's redemption arc/search for her own definition of justice. And it didn't really matter that she got her persona from fighting a guy she only just met instead of someone emotionally relevant, really her biggest enemy was her own self hatred and it symbolized her breaking out and showing her true personality for the first time! So yeah it worked perfectly that we had a stupid funnyman with no motivation except money, who gets like 5 minutes of screentime in his own plot. Makoto's was kinda the 'villain' for this whole arc anyway, it was so triumphant to finally see her join the team!! Thank you terrible money man for making this happen! Oh and BTW I seriously need to take a second to mention how makoto is literally the only character who had any sort of combat training before becoming a phantom thief. She spends ten hours filling the role of 'cliche catty student council president sitcom nemesis' and then suddenly 'oh BTW i know aikido' *runs off to punch shadows without a damn persona* And then instead of being all traumaness in her transformation sequence she just rips the mask off before the damn thing is even finished, and SHATTERS THE FLOOR TILES WITH EACH STEP! Shy nerdy sassy girl just EXPLODES into angry badass who's been hiding behind this prim and perfect mask for so long! And her persona ISNT EVEN A PERSONA?? She JUST punches shadows. Her persona is a fucking motorcycle that's like distant support friend compared to everyone else. Popemobile: "kick his ass honey I'll hold yo flower" ITS LITERALLY A POPE MOTORCYCLE IM NOT EVEN MAKING A JOKE!! so she punches fucking shadows and then drives her magic motorcycle out a window so hard they break thru the metaverse and land back in the real world sorry I CAN NOT GET OVER how much I love makoto!!!! ... Sorry that went offtopic. .. ANYWAY that's why terrible funny trash villain man works well as an excuse for her plot to happen. But I still enjoyed him a lot on his own merits! He's introduced as this honestly kinda scary and cool mob boss for like five minutes. I dunno if I would have preferred if he was actually a decent enemy like that? Like literally the ONLY time I've ever seen a fat mob boss character not played for laughs is the kingpin in spiderman. So seriously its an untapped market! BUT I do really adore his random subverted expectations terrible shadow self that is terrible in all the right ways~ The closest we get to any sort of personality description for this guy is that he's someone who pretends to act tough but is really just a selfish child who wants to live in the lap of luxury at any cost. Which might explain why his regular world design is honestly kinda inexplicably adorable?? He's got a total baby face when every other fat character in persona is drawn like frankenstein's monster. Its really rather creepy having this tiny chibi face on the evilest of all evils! And it is kind of a shame that he had a rather unique polite and soft spoken voice in his scary mob boss form, that was genuinely terrifying! They shoulda made his comedy shadow self sound even slightly similar, there's a million ways to do a funny version of that voice. Like an exaggerated nerd one! But every shadow seems to share the same voice actor for some reason?? Or else the distortion effect is so loud they all sound the same. ANYWAY His shadow self is just himself but dressed up like a banker with a fake mustache. Its hilarious cos he's still like a friggin 5ft tall 16 year old?? Also he's purple??? What??? And then he has this big fakeout demon transformation and his deadly sins form is just... The same guy with fly wings. Beelzebub is the most horrifying bonus boss in EVERY OTHER SMT GAME and this is what we got! I CANNOT BELIEVE And then (no joke) he starts doing terrible white boy rapping, and pulls a GIANT ROBOT out of nowhere to make up for his lack of boss form! The 'piggytron 2000', a giant death star piggy bank that shoots eyeball lazers. And then (NO JOKE) his ultimate move is turning it into a disco ball and COSPLAYING GANGNAM STYLE TO KILL YOU. Yes. This is a canon occurance in the persona universe. And then its just the most fun and low effort boss fight to make up for his deadly hard super long dungeon. It was over too fast! 10/10 would crush beetlejuice psy under a giant disco ball again And what is weird is that this terrible nonsense shadow is also like the most competent one they fought so far?? His dungeon is SO AWFUL and he actually spots you sneaking in and actively fights against you the whole way. His shadow self has ten times the screentime of the original! And he actually has the last laugh by not repenting at all, even though the real version of him is still gonna end up confessing his crimes either way. He just fades away with a big ol shit eating grin after revealing some important plot stuff to the heroes. Like.. Real junya was completely incompetent but his infinitely sillier shadow has apparently been operating independently of him and knows all about the phantom thieves and was making deals with some mysterious ultimate villain guy we had no clue even existed??? And now we're left with no answers to that, and shadow junya is probably still wearing that asshole grin in hell. Also his Treasure turned out to be completely worthless, its literally monopoly money with his face on it. Not even an intentional troll move or anything, that was LEGITIMATELY his single most important possession! Completely free of all character depth, right to the very end~! Oh god, everyone's FACES as they try and justify 'well its probably a metaphor about how he was a kid pretending to be badass', and then deciding the briefcase is probably worth more. Best ending to a thoroughly enjoyable brief moment of levity in a sad sad game! I salute you, gangnam Beelzebub! ... Also this mysterious villain ringleader person would probably be kicking the self if they knew the phantom thieves only found out about their plan thanks to disco monopolyman. This is why you don't make deals with comic relief, yo! XD

#bunni plays p5 #this really cheered me up after the weird pervy sidequest and homophobic joke thing

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✏+ Ryuji having insomnia and texting any of the PT to help him sleep.

For about the billionth time tonight, Ryuji found himself tossing and turning.

He didn’t get insomnia often but geez it sucked when he did. Normally he’d try to go out for a run but with a sudden cold snap recently, Ryuji was more likely to freeze to death than go to sleep.

There was that tea that his mom makes for herself when she has trouble sleeping but he tried it once and spent most of the night attempting to wash the gross bitter taste out of his mouth.

Ryuji rolled onto his stomach and groaned into his pillow.

INSOMNIA SUUUCKS!

He sits up on his bed and looks around for something ANYTHING to solve his boredom. That was when he saw his phone and immediately had an idea. Ryuji briefly gets up to grab his phone and plops right back down. His friends could help him out right?

But then again, most of them would be asleep by now. Well guess he’ll just go down the list from mostly likely sleeping to not.

First: Makoto.

RYUJI: Yo! Makoto you awake?

Ryuji waited about a minute or two before figuring she was asleep. Next was Akira.

RYUJI: Bro, ya gotta help me out!

Unfortunately there came no response and Ryuji now remembered his best friend complaining about “Mom-gana” always telling him to go to sleep early. Okay Plan C: Haru.

RYUJI: Hey Haru, I know it’s late but could ya help me out?

After a few minutes, Ryuji was ready to go to the next person when he actually got a reply.

HARU: Oh I’m sorry Ryuji-kun. I was asleep and the text tone woke me up.

RYUJI: Oof, sorry about that.

HARU: It’s no problem. You said you needed my help?

RYUJI: Well I’m dealing with some bad insomnia right now.

HARU: Oh no, have you dealing with this for a while?RYUJI: Nah just tonight, I dunno why. Anyway you got any suggestions?

HARU: I know certain kinds of teas help me when I have trouble sleeping.

RYUJI: I tried tea before, way too bitter for me.

HARU: Well what do you usually do?RYUJI: Go out for a run but it’s way too cold. Even in sweatpants I’d end up freezing my ba…

No… no bad Ryuji. Haru can handle some of the dumb and crass shit he’s said but this felt a little too far.

RYUJI: Go out for a run but it’s way too cold. Even in sweatpants I’d end up freezing my legs off.

HARU: Maybe some aromatherapy would help?

RYUJI: What’s aromatherapy?

HARU: Aromatherapy is about using plant materials and oils to improve your well-being.

RYUJI: Eh that sounds complicated plus I don’t think we really got any proper stuff for it lying around the apartment.

HARU: I’m sorry.

RYUJI: Nah, not your fault. You should head back to sleep, I’ll talk to someone else.

HARU: Alright, I hope you’ll get to sleep soon Ryuji. Good night.

RYUJI: Night.

Alright who hasn’t he texted yet? Ann?

RYUJI: Yo Ann! Insomnia sucks, please talk to me.

After a few minutes, Ryuji figured that Ann was a no-go. Now who was left?

RYUJI: Yusuke! YUSUKE! HALP!

After a few minutes (Yusuke was always one of the slower texters in the group) he got a reply.

YUSUKE: Ryuji? Shouldn’t you be asleep at this hour?RYUJI: Shouldn’t you?

YUSUKE: I am currently working a project for school, why are you awake?RYUJI: Insomnia.

YUSUKE: I see. Have you tried brewing yourself some tea?RYUJI: Don’t like it. But I got a better idea. Tell me about some boring art shit.

YUSUKE: Excuse me!?

RYUJI: Go on one of your speeches about art. That should put me to sleep!

YUSUKE: No

RYUJI: What!? Why not?

YUSUKE: The reason I “go on speeches about art” is because it is something I truly passionate about.

YUSUKE: While I understand that our interests do not intersect often, I still give yours the respect they deserve. I feel that by asking me to put you to sleep by speaking of my passion, it is disrespectful to both of us. How would you feel if I asked you to put me to sleep by speaking of as you would put it “boring exercise shit?”

RYUJI: Okay, okay! I get what you’re saying and I’m sorry, that was kinda a dick move. If you want, I’ll leave you alone.

YUSUKE: That was not my intention but if you feel that your inquiries would be answered better elsewhere, I will leave you to it. Good night Ryuji.

RYUJI: Night.

Well that was a bust… even if it was funny to imagine Yusuke typing the phrase: “boring exercise shit.” Anyway so that’s Makoto, Akira, Haru, Ann, Yusuke, and Mona shares Akira’s phone so that leaves…

“...Eff.”

RYUJI: Hey Futaba.

FUTABA: Ryuji? Do you know that this is a school night young man? >:(

RYUJI: Same to you.

FUTABA: Don’t go to school, remember? ٩( ᐛ )و

RYUJI: Oh right. Anyway I’m dealing with a bad case of insomnia and I swear if you tell me to drink some tea I’ll scream.

FUTABA: Wasn’t gonna. What I was gonna say is that I am the WRONG person to ask about dealing with insomnia. ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯

RYUJI: I dunno I mean there was that week and a half long coma you put yourself into after we finished your palace.

FUTABA: That was different. (¬3¬) Anyway I’m still the worst person you could have gone to for this.

RYUJI: Yeah well I ran out of options.

FUTABA: Aw I was your last choice! :3

RYUJI: So do you have any non-tea non-have a palace ideas or what?

FUTABA: …

FUTABA: Okay so… don’t tell anyone but sometimes when I have a hard time sleeping, I’ll play some songs from an old RPG I used to play. The songs are super mellow and calm.

RYUJI: Huh. That actually doesn’t sound like a bad idea. But why don’t you want me to tell anyone?

FUTABA: ...I’ve only started doing this after you guys took care of my palace. The music reminds me of my mom. She used to help me with the hardest parts of the game. It’s kind of dumb but not only does it help me sleep but it also helps me remember her, the real her and the happy memories I have of her.

RYUJI: ...That ain’t dumb. Ya do what you gotta do to keep your memory of her alive.

FUTABA: ...Thanks Ryuji.FUTABA: Just so you know, I’m going straight back to trolling you once this conversation’s over.

RYUJI: Meh, I’m a big boy, I’ll handle it.

FUTABA: Anyway, you want me to send you the MP3 files for that game music?RYUJI: Sure, thanks Futaba. Good night.

FUTABA: Night.

It takes a few minutes but Ryuji gets the files. He plugs in his phone and starts playing the first song in the set. Futaba was right about just how calming this music is.

...Pretty soon, Ryuji finds his eyes getting heavy and eventually manages to get that peaceful sleep.

#Persona 5 #Anvil Writings #Long post #I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS BALLOONED #also sorry not sorry for sneaking in feels #captmickey

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sweetsushiminnow · 7 years

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Hands Headcanon Part 3

Part 1 The main boys

Part 2 The main girls

Part 3: Some fan favorites . . . . and mine. These are SFW headcanons on how these characters would feel about their s/o playing with their hands. If there are any characters that I did not mention that you want me to do these for. Send me an ask. I will gladly do it for you.

Chu: It’s hard to play with his hands when he’s constantly holding booze. He doesn’t mind if you clean under his fingernails when his palms are empty. Chu’s a pretty laid back demon. “Make them fighting fit while yer at it.” He’ll smirk. Unlike some other characters, he’s not ticklish in his hands. The more you play with his hands, the more he’ll get lazy. “Slater on that lotion for me love, my hands are starting to dry up. Can’t have that when you play with them now can we?” Doesn’t mind hand massages if done right.

Jin: You want to hear this cutie talk? Don’t play with his hands, it shuts him up. Like Yusuke, he’d be more into hand massages than one should be. “Ah, dat hits the spot, keep rubbing yer magic thumbs there.” And then you’ll hear him give the moans of relaxation. Unlike Chu, he won’t like you cleaning under his claws. He likes holding hands and might want to give you hand massages in return if you’re into that sort of thing.

Touya: You’d think he’d be a nope, don’t touch my fingers, but he actually likes that you’re willing to play with his frigid fingers. He won’t be into lotion/oil play. If you can crack his knuckles, he’d enjoy that. “Hey, you forgot my pinky silly. What? What do you mean it never cracks? Well, it still deserves some attention, right?”Watch out, sometimes he makes his palms 10x colder than their normal temperature, just because he’s secretly a troll.

Suzuka: This man does not want you near his hands. Rarely will you ever explore between his fingers. His hands are very important to him, and he’d rather not have anyone mess with them. Sad, because he’d most likely have the best looking, best feeling hands out of everyone on all the lists. “I know what you’re thinking,and you should get that silly thought out of your head.” Ironically, or hypocritically, maybe both, if he feels you have really nice hands, he’ll play with them.

Shishiwakamaru: He’s one of those characters who, unless he truly trusts you, forget about it. If you’re in his good graces, any positive attention is welcomed. “Oh, you’re into hands now? Go ahead, I know you won’t hurt me. Enjoy until your hearts content.” He won’t realize it but small hand massages actually calm his down, whether it’s getting or giving them. Just don’t use too much lotion/oil.

Koto: She’s one of those who prefers to play with your palms than vice versa. She’ll crack your joints and kiss the tips of your fingers. Her admiration will leak into your cuticle’s self care. She’ll cut, clean, and file your nails to perfection. The more scarred your hands are, the more she’ll play with them. She’ll ask you for all the gory details, yes, including how you bled. Don’t worry, she’s not going to hurt you . . . without consent.

Juri: Will think you’re a weirdo for wanting/starting to play with her hands. They’re ticklish and her skin overall is very sensitive. “Um, what are you doing? Please don’t do that.” No, she’s not into your hands either, unless it’s just holding them like ‘a normal couple’ and sadly, due to her sensitive skin, she can’t be convinced that hand play is a lot more common than she thinks.

Ruka: Like Shishi, she won’t let you touch her unless she fully trusts you, but when she does, play away. She finds hands quite important yet overlooked feature. She sees that hand-play is an nonsexual, but intimate occurrence. “It’s actually quite attractive that you have nice looking hands. I hope you feel the same way about mine.” Yes would like hand massages, tbh her and Koto would probably be a hand match made in heaven, because Ruka loves being pampered beyond what she truly believes she deserves.

Koemna: This baby right here, is neutral about it. Whatever makes you happy. Don’t use any lotion/oil because he’s not find of the feelings of them on his skin. Also, don’t try to play with them when he’s busy. Why are you even in his office? Go away and let him do his shit lol.

Bonus

Elder Toguro: This guy is a fucking troll. You thought Touya was bad, nope. This mofo isn’t really fond of hand play, but it’s not the worst thing for him. Watch out, you’ll be playing with his palms and next thing you know, you’ll see a mouth appear on it. “Look, I’m that Deidara character form that ninja series you’re so fond it.” And he’ll start laughing his ass off at not only your reactions, but his cleverness.

#headcanons #sfw #yyh #yu yu hakusho

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