#this is canon guys

[tagerrkix]

1 demon vs 7 baby aardvarks

[house-md-imagines]

I am begging you do something where y/n has lupus

hope you feel better anon

[shinjiwasnthere]

I've changed this caption around 10 times

[lunaxx08]

varadha : *upset*

deva : i will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure i eradicated whatever hurt you.

varadha : i'd rather have a hug.

deva : okay.

[whenthedeeppurplefalls]

How to get the good ending of Who’s Lila: play the tower ending, turn the game off as soon as William throws her reel away, and don’t touch it ever again ❤️

[parachutingkitten]

Because of her time without a body and subsequent non interaction with anyone, Pixal is a VERY touchy person- in the literal sense.

She'll hold your hands to emphasize a point, give lots of hugs, punch you in the shoulder when you're being dumb, play with your hair, and physically tug you around when guiding you somewhere.

She's just touch starved and wants to feel present.

[valentinoknives]

best thing ive made

[starlitrise]

pinkie pie only had straight hair as a kid due to her mother putting relaxer into it. that’s why she’s so happy when she has curls…she has learnt true joy

[connectionterminated13]

This true ending to inferno AU is Gregory and all of his friends coming to get there to beat the shit out of William

[askthe-littlepoet]

what does that thing about the oral fixation mean poet?

poet what does this mean?

"Don't worry about it!"

"...if liking 'things in my mouth' isn't enough for you to understand, it's best I don't tell you."

[taol-incorrect-quotes]

Green: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Mask: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Green: But you’re always acting stupid? Mask: … Mask: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[yuquinzel]

credits to our sleep-deprived sunshine and the bane of my existence lesstie who’s unfortunately not on tumblr but made this specifically to be posted here

[noble-equinox]

(See tags for a little context please)

Basil: HEEERO! MARI IS LYING DEAD IN YOUR HOUSE!!!

Hero: Oh… hey… how did she get here?

Basil: Heeero, what did you do?!

Hero: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!

Basil: Explain what happened, Hero!

Hero: I haven’t seen her at all today!

Basil: Why did you kill Mari, Hero?

Hero: I do not kill people. That is… that is my least favorite thing to do.

Basil: Tell me, Hero, exactly what you were doing before I came over.

Hero: Alright well… I was upstairs…

Basil: Okay…

Hero: I was uh… I was sitting in my room…

Basil: Yes?

Hero: reading a book…

Basil: Go on…

Hero: And, uh, well Mari walked in…

Basil: Okay…

Hero: So, I went up to her…

Basil: Yes…

Hero: And I…I stabbed her 17 times in the chest.

(silence)

Basil: Heeeeeeeero, that KILLS people!

Hero: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!

Basil: How could you not know that?!

Hero: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I SUCK.

(silence)

Basil: What happened to her hands?

Hero: What’s that?

Basil: Her hands. Why- why are they missing?

Hero: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.

(silence)

Basil: Heeeeeero!!

Hero: Well, I- I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…

Basil: Why on Earth would you do that?!

Hero: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Basil: Heeeeero!

Hero: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Basil: Heero!

Hero: That only hands would satisfy!

Basil: What is wrong with you, Hero?!

Hero: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s- that’s two things!

[uravichii]

shinsou would bias nwjns haerin

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺