#/j and /silly ofc

[heartspurgatorio]

(On one hand I'm incredibly glad that CCCC is inherently based on interpretation because I've seen so many wonderful pieces of work that have come from this but on the other hand everyone is wrong besides me)

[erinwantstowrite]

let's all have black hair and not tell peter

[orange-artblog]

dream's like "we listen and we don't judge"...XD

post dark cream by @zu-is-here

[blooming-cecilia]

i don't know dahlia all that well yet since i've yet to play the interlude (i'm waiting for miss erika's lines to be patched in 🙂‍↕️🤞)

buuut based on the vibes i've been getting...

in the context of lunasmr's wedding audio, i feel like if dahlia ever found out his bestie venti here got married WITHOUT any officiant or witness? he would set off and FORCE him to get a proper ceremony at the church lmfao 😭

i can see it happening post honeymoon audio, once windblume and venti get back to their normal lives

venti's at the tavern as usual but still kinda riding the wedding bliss. while on break from his Very Exhausting job of entertaining the masses, he's chosen to sit with a bunch of his tavern buddies and dahlia. everyone at that point has noted how extra happy the bard is that night, and venti accidentally says the truth without realizing it's consequences, happily yapping about his marriage and honeymoon bc hehe hes very in love so why wouldnt he yap about getting married to his beloved <33

and everyone's just ?!?! but dahlia. ohhh dahlia. he's appalled and after a few moments of silence just sets off on venti. what do you MEAN you got married. with no officiant? no other witnesses?? just both of you??? your marriage isn't OFFICIAL YOU FOOL

venti realizes his mistake and tries to get him off his back but nope! dahlia's not having any of that! he WILL have a proper ceremony This wednesday (aka, the Latest gap in his schedule) and NO he cannot get out of this.

doesn't matter if he knows venti's barbatos or not, dahlia feels like someone who would tell off someone even if they're above him in whatever rank. as long as there's something wrong, he WILL correct it. so there really is no other option but to comply 🤡

sooooo venti has no choice but to tell his beloved windblume that uhhh Well. that second wedding he promised them they'd have if they wanted?? Guess It's Happening Now

and even then it's like, the barest minimum wedding with the deacon and two other witnesses (one from each side)

(unless his windblume wanted to invite more folks of course!)

all because he's annoyed about having to been told to do another wedding just because he was told it wasn't leGaLLy biNdinG 🙄😒

grumbles about it to his windblume as they both get ready that fateful wednesday morning,

"i'm literally god. i should be allowed to legalize my own marriage. why does the church have to approve of MY MARRIAGE. shouldn't have said it with dahlia around, i knew he was gonna nag ..."

"to be fair, he's got a point. i did try to tell you."

"NOT YOU TOO >:("

windblume kisses his cheek and tries to soothe their (soon to be?) husband, barely holding back a laugh.

"well, aren't you glad to be able to marry me again? you were the one excited about having a bunch of weddings!"

the pout from venti's face falls into a small smile.

"that's about the only good thing from this whole nonsense, anyway."

he leans over to kiss his beloved,

"you know i'd marry you every day if i could, my love."

bonus: the best man

let me preface this by saying that because it's mondstadt and because i say so, i believe any person can be elected as a primary attendant/witness regardless of gender. so, i think venti could (and would) have chosen literally anyone available (lol) for his side

but i think it would be funny if he chose diluc as his best man

i was mostly thinking of this in the context of my yumeship, but also? he would probably be chosen because he:

1) knows who venti is so he likely understands the full context of this out of the blue wedding

2) he can roll with the punches and adapt fairly easily

3) venti has a sense of humor

i'm imagining him just dropping by the winery and asking like, "heyyy master diluc, r u free this wednesday? yeah?? ok can u come for a little thing i got going on at the church, promise it won't take up too much of your time <3 k thx see u!!!"

just making it sound super casual like he's asking to hang out. which was super sus already especially with that location. but he got no other clue on why, so he just gets there and BOOM. it was. a weddign . and he's. venti's best man?????????

was So confused getting there early and seeing an unimpressed dahlia waiting. he thinks he got it wrong and was gonna apologize but THEN dahlia goes,

"are you one of his witnesses"

".. what?"

"the bard and [windblume]'s wedding. are you their witness"

(realization)

"...............yes"

and he just sits there waiting along with windblume's chosen witness while inwardly groaning and cursing out venti in his head

not because he had to play best man. he wouldn't have minded. but he would have preferred to have been told he was attending a wedding!! he should have been in a nice proper suit rn!!

he doesn't even have a gift for the couple! though he supposed that can always come later, it still feels wrong to be THIS unprepared and it's on what he thought was gonna be a Perfectly Normal Wednesday Afternoon

somebody save him

[synthshenanigans]

i need to post art so uhhhhh have a thing im preeeetty sure i never posted? [not the updated version at least]

also a neat pfp-type cropped one cos i like the heart :}

[alt versions v]

[varigolover]

Aw snickerdoodle 😔 (Hugo was forced to forgive ulla after..) /j

[azurem]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Except it's azurem consuming inkmare

How much inkmare could an azurem consume if an azurem could consume inkmare

Is rhis modern bullying. Are my tumblr pals bullying me.........

[kindaasrikal]

The only way I’ll accept Skylor coming back is if it involves her blowing a building of some weird corrupt villain

[catcze]

Another day of looking in the mirror and thinking abt how pretty i am ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ Sylus better thank the universe that his gay as hell wife said fuck it and decided to give him a chance LOL

[hccupit]

"draw your otp like this" its them

[deerdoeb]

She was born with no braincells :(

[soupmanspeaks]

rip post bite reaper!Michael, you would probably comfort a dying bird on the side of the road

[edith-is-a-cat]

i think i should just delete tumblr...

[redpapercraness]

honestly my only complaint with fom (not including how damn long it takes to level woodworking) is how at the higher heart levels with the characters their dialogue just gets way more boring 😭😭 I know it’s a thing that’ll be resolved later on as updates roll in but I’m a little sad that all any of the townsfolk say to me above like 4-5 hearts is hi or good morning ;;

[imasillygooose]

Y'know how I post a picture of Jon every day

Can someone like

Post a picture of Spencer every day

Please

[arsonisticartichokes]

Just realized I enjoy two flavors of ship, and that's either beautifully domestic or sharing an IRRATIONAL amount of emotional baggage loool