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[1uvm4hh]

has anyone given applejack apple bottom jeans yet?

[allo-frouto]

Have a sext body here?

Sexy? No.

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

Specter when Skadi: *Deep breath* No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen door to the toiler seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and huff, upside down on the floor, in the bed, on the floor, on the couch, on the chair, being carried, against a wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on the motorcycle, in the bed of a trunk, in a trampoline, in a bounce house, inside a pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window. Having the most toe curling, toe clenching, back arching, legs shaking, fist clenching, muttled sounds. Ear ringing, mouth drooling, nose drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, can't take it anymore, legs divorcing and breaking in.

[naferty]

AI? 🤔

[the-implications]

crypt how did you do the text on the blog title on the paul ss blog?

hey ali :) if ur talking about the font, it's called spleen! if you are not talking about the font, then fuck idk man 😩

psst! also, if you're reading this and you haven't already, give my blog @paulmatthewz a follow for screenshots of paul Twice A Day maybe more if i get impatient lol

[gallonwghost]

Im starting to think I MIGHT be on the spectrum

[radio-ghost-cooks]

it'd be such a shame if everyone knew that 💏anime . ru was up and running. t'would be a tragedy if the public knew that most browser built-in adblockers would keep them from getting annoying virus popups. like it'd be so horrible if everyone started abandoning crunchyroll.

[wisyhana]

I'll say it.

Sure, the Universe is giving me all this work, so I don't have time to sit and work on comics because they know you'll be on the floor, begging me to stop all the feelings and emotions my art would give you. The rollercoaster of emotions you'd be stuck on...

The universe is trying to save you from me, so you're welcome, I guess.

[nyx-the-alien]

bite

pretty sure this is @bloodstainsonthefloor or @rightinthenipple

[teecupangel]

As somebody who has pored over your past stories, I cannot help but find the hunt for the pieces of eden to be akin to the events of the wars of the jewels as mentioned in the silmarillion. In your view, how would you think a post-death Desmond (who winds up possessing some magic Isu powers) in beleriand getting involved with either the quest of the silmaril or the fostering of elrond and elros (referred to as the kidnap fam by sectors of silm fandom) by the last sons of feanor would go down?

It would be fun if Desmond doesn’t know about the plot of Silmarillion. He only watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy but he never read any of the books. Didn’t even get to watch the first The Hobbit movie because he was busy trying to save the world.

Shaun did go on a tirade about how it was possible that JRR Tolkien had some knowledge about the precursors and used that as the basis of the books. (Years later after Desmond’s death, Shaun would wonder if it was possible that JRR Tolkien was a Sage) but Desmond had been to busy trying to remember how his body worked to pay him much attention.

So, when Desmond gets transported in the middle of the Quest of the Silmaril, he knows he’s in a different world but he didn’t know he was in the same world as the movies he watched before.

It’s only when he meets Galadriel by chance that he realized where he was and even that information is useless considering he’d been pushed into the distant past.

For this one, we can go two different routes:

(1) Desmond gets in the thick of the entire thing because he saw the death and misery brought upon the land by the greed and desire to possess these ‘stones’.

(2) Desmond gets roped into it against his will because Morgoth lose another Silmaril and no one knows how that happened. All they know is that the ‘distinct feeling’ of the Silmaril is encasing Desmond. Desmond swears he doesn’t have any stone or jewel or whatever but no one believes him.

Both routes would have Desmond take in a rogue third party of some sort role. Would he create his own Brotherhood? Not in the beginning but after more and more people follow him, he’s forced to acknowledge that, yeah, he’s definitely the mentor now.

And his targets are those who would stop at nothing to get those damn stones.

And yes, that includes the Sons of Fëanor.

It is during his pursuit after them that he finds Elrond and Elros, effectively stopping Maglor from ‘adopting’ them. Desmond tries to help Elrond and Elros in finding their father because, as far as they know, their mother is already dead.

Desmond definitely assumed their father is an asshole for not even looking for them after what has happened and sorta-kinda adopted the two.

Desmond has a problem of his own though.

He noticed that he wasn’t aging at all.

No matter how many years have passed…

(If Desmond is the silmaril given ‘human’ form, he would be the silmaril of the earth, ‘cursed’ to walk Middle-Earth until Dagor Dagorath)

[taigarrryen]

I have to admit, I really enjoy these "dead air" pauses between events on hermits' charity streams. I like how you can hear them chat and laugh and walk on the background, such a good ambience

[impidimp]

something about literally every single interview being random question random question random question oh and this chemistry between buck and eddie huh??? this special friendship?? talk about that

[evntualities]

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[welcometotheinstitute]

*grabby handses for some form of mean*

please please please

-an anon thats too scared to join the discord because people scary

Ahahahaha. Pathetic. Too scared to join a server with just 10 people... Imagine. Imagine being so helpless and scared. It's okay, I will help you, I will treat you. You clearly need it, so you won't be such a spineless whelp anymore. So you won't be so pathetic, scared and alone anymore.

[ponderingpebbles]

Happy trans day of visibility!