#/p is platonic btw ^_^

[34rth3r]

i love them so much x100000

happens soon after the experiment is done and Seb is in a terrible place mentally bc of his body, but decides to swim in the facility for the first time :]

hc that Seb is immune to eyefest but can still receive their telepathic msgs

(baby eyefest real?? dunno if this is even possible in canon but oh well-)

[godteri-takk]

I said the "Get ready for pets, cutie pie!" line to the Bizzyboys and everybody seemed to be eager for petting! So here's Godpoke hanging out w the Bizzyboys cuddling and stuff, Gr and Al got busy fighting over the Ball lol. I love them so fucking much auyyghh <<3

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[gifti3]

okay i need to stop fucking around seriously

[another-delta-lover]

Delta i can't tell if you're being srs abt likin poot or if this is just a "hehehe Tumblr relationship" this is hurting my brain

this is purely platonic and for the funny ofc....

Unless...

[justarandomhelluvablog]

Saw someone on youtube comment on how at the end of Loser, Baby Husk is actually supporting Angel instead of dipping him like you would expect and it is living rent free in my head rn

Also loving the fact that with the exception of when he was grabbing Angel to remove him from the bar (and the situation) he only touches Angel when Angel gives him permission (throughout the song offering his hand and pulling Angel up/dancing with him only after Angel takes it), not even so much as setting his hand on his shoulder. All physical contact between the two, with the aforementioned exception, coming from Husk to Angel Dust has been consensual.

I think it says a lot about Husk that despite his gambling and drinking, and the fact that he used to be an Overlord (with all the power that came with being an Overlord), presumably a liar and a cheater and a scammer, he still has a strict set of standards (for example, he explicitly mentions boundaries and calls Angel out for crossing them, with goes alongside the whole consent issue).

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

Yet another average day in Family Video:

"Hey. Remember when you said that you'd totally fuck Jonathan."

"When...? Oh, yeah. What the fuck that was literally a month ago why are you mentioning that now?"

"Because that was the same conversation we decided to get the matching tramp stamps. And trying to hide those from my parents is a literal pain in the ass. Pun fully intended. I can't even sit straight and-"

"I'd say you can't do anything straight"

"Not like I can do anything str- fuck you"

Steve swaggers to the back and takes out the whiteboard they purchased together - on ROBIN'S SUGGESTION may he add.

"Can't believe you're losing in your own game. About bad jokes. And being gay. Which are basically your two only personality traits."

Robin's side is embarrassingly empty. He sees it as cosmic karma for her you-suck-game during their scoops ahoy era.

"Alright mister little bitch"

"And yet, this little bitch is beating you in your own game"

Robin shows him the finger. Steve bites the finger because he is a little shit and things like boundaries and personal space have already lost all meaning between the two of them.

In this moment the front doors open. The elderly man takes one look at the scene before him and leaves without a word.

"Where did the Jonathan thing come from?"

"Dunno. I was bored. Thought it'd be funny to see you go through a gay crisis."

"Not much of a crisis if I already admitted to it."

"You're no fun."

"Really? That was not what my dad said three months ago. According to him I am a fucking joke."

"Coming from Harrington Senior that's honestly a compliment"

"Please remind me of that the next time I radio you at 3 am. Who is on tape duty?"

"I did it last time."

"Alright" Steve nods towards the small pile of romcoms they have pointedly not been reshelving for the last half an hour. "Enjoy your alone time in the romance section."

"Do you think it would be an invasion of privacy if we checked who returned all that? It was either an epic girls night of an awful breakup." Her voice gets fainter as she moves to the back of the store.

"Nah. We're in the land of the free or whatever. Wait, let me do it"

"You're only saying that so you can procrastinate asshole"

"Does that mean you don't want to know who took them? Because I promise you, you really really do."

"Don't ask if you already know the answer dingus"

"Guess"

"Ummm....power bottom."

"What?"

"Like with Jonathan. Would you rather he call the shots or the other way around?"

She makes a series of incomprehensible movements that are probably supposed to represent intercourse between two men.

"This is the reason god made you a lesbian"

"And thank him for that. Amen."

"Why are you so obsessed with Jonathan anyway."

"You're deflecting"

"Yeah sure, I am deflecting. C'mon, Buckley. Resume or later?"

"Who was the one who took all the romcoms?"

"If I tell you, will you tell me what's really going on?"

"Depends on your answer."

"I thought you weren't interested in my sex life? Every time-"

In this moment the door opens again. Two girls come in, arm in arm. One is wearing a look that can only be described as disgust, the other is clearly trying to hold in laughter with moderate success.

Over the course of many painful months of customer service (plus surviving an interrogation by the actual Russian secret service) Steve and Robin have developed the ability to hold entire conversations without speaking a single word. It is a very neat talent to have when they want to make fun of someone right in front of them. It is less neat when he is the target.

Robin raises her brows. C'mon dingus, tell these random ass girls about your sex life since you're so proud of it.

Steve frowns in response. Yeah, sure Mrs. Never Even Had A First Kiss.

Robin narrows her eyes. I did have a first kiss. Even if it was absolutely horrible.

Steve puts on his most insufferable expression. You yourself said that it doesn't count. No need to be so jealous Buckley.

Robin rolls her eyes. Alright, I want to see you trying to find a-

"Do you have ET?", Robin doesn't say because, oh yeah, they've got actual customers.

Steve solemnly informs them that ET is current out of stock, but that it should be returned in two days. Robin somehow manages to force her last two movies upon them. They leave with a dazed look on their face that Steve can relate to. Sometimes Robin will start talking and the next thing you know you have a tramp stamp.

"Tommy Hagan"

Robin looks absolutely disgusted. "Tommy Hagan?! You would kiss Tommy Hagan? And then you have the audacity to make fun of my taste in women?!"

"First of all: me and Hagan? Been there done that." Robin looks as if her entire worldview was just flipped upside down. "Second: probably not, he uses a bit too much tongue for my liking. I mean that Tommy Hagan was the one who rented all the romcoms"

Robin takes a moment to process this information. Then she dramatically falls to the floor and squirms around in laughter like a bug on its back trying to get up again. Truly a drama kid through and through.

"And thirdly: for your information, I super could make out with Jonathan Byers. Unlike you, I've got game"

"You don't mean gay-me?"

Steve rolls his eyes and takes out the whiteboard again. He is still in the lead.

"And also, excuse you, I totally could make out with Nancy if I wanted to, okay?! I'm just not a homewrecker unlike some other people"

"Excuse me? I was the one who was cheated on?!"

"I'm insulting your taste, dingus"

"Rich coming from you, since we apparently share the same one"

For a moment she looks confused. Then she thinks back to what she said. Steve can pinpoint the exact moment she realizes it.

"Is this the reason you want me to be into Jonathan so bad? Because you're into Nancy?" Steve feels like a smug cat when her entire upper body grows red.

"Shut up she's just pretty okay?!"

"And badass. Don't forget badass."

"Oh my god I know. Ever since I saw her shooting I haven't been able to get her out of my mind."

"Right?! And as if that isn't enough, she has to go and be smart too! Like, c'mon, she has to have some faults. Some downsides. Nobody is that prefect!"

"Oh my god I know! And-"

They continue like that for a while. Time runs away from them and suddenly Hellfire Club is over and Steve's kids (minus Max, he notes with a heavy heart) are barging into the place as if they own it, for no reason other than to be absolute menaces.

"And like. Robin. She was so hot in that moment. I swear to-"

"Who are you talking about?". Steve is used to Dustin being a rude little shit and automatically answers without even thinking about it. "Nancy."

He realizes his mistake too late. He looks up. Mike's eyes are wide in horror. "I hate you so fucking much" he says before turning around and leaving.

Robin sighs. "I guess that is the downside."

-> the tramp stamp conversation

-> gatekeeping 101

-> breaking out of a heteronormative mindset

[jerry-enthusiast]

I MIGHT have just figured out why season 8 won't be out till next year.

So everyone knows that TV has release dates, right? If you weren't, it works like this; Shows need to be scheduled at certain hours and certain days, as do ads, so nothing gets messed up.

Now, in case you also didn't know this, the shows air on streaming services a day after they aired on TV. My guess is that they scheduled Rick and Morty season 8 for 2025, maybe not thinking they'd be done this early or something.

Point is, that could be a completely valid reason as to why season 8 is finished but not out yet.

Ty for reading lovelies :3 /p

[sky-neverending]

so while i was working on the first chapter of The Coming Out Cakes, i thought it would be funny to have Steve writer ‘boobies’ on his cake for Robin bc like. that’s such a canon Steve thing to do??? like we know that he and Robin have to type of dynamic like that, there’s literally the whole car scene with him annoying her?? so i was thinking what if after that we just started leaving around little notes and silly drawings everywhere, like in her seat of his car, in her backpack while she wasn’t looking, in spots in his house that he knows she would be going. just to annoy the shit out of her.

and then i was thinking what if after Robin found out Steve liked Eddie, she started doing the same. Leaving little drawings of stick figure versions of the two of them everywhere, surrounded by hearts. “accidentally” playing a mixtape of what Steve knows is Eddie’s favorite song. Stealing Eddie’s jacket and then offering it to Steve on a different occasion. just little things to annoy the shit out of him and make him flustered. because that’s what Stobin does, ya know?

[zalpacka]

HERE ME OUT. PSYCHOTIC INMATE DUO.

Despite the fact that these two have had Not A Whole Lot Of Screentime(TM), my silly lil brain went "THOSE TWO. T H E M ." and now I've heavily emotionally attached.

I don't ship them, but I imagen that they have sibling vibes with the two of them being outcasts for being disruptive. As I am typing this I have just now realized that I have yet to say who I am talking about-

The Prisoner and Drug Violet from Ruined Reality = Psychotic Inmate Duo

They're the silly lil siblings, one of which wants nothing but pure chaos and arson and the other just wants to take a nap and maybe a sandwich if that's okay

[honeyteastar]

Twirling my hair, I think it’ll be funny in a sense like yeah is a cliche au guardian angle type beat but me thinks you can make it interesting in a sense make heiji and shinichi guardian angles for Kaito and Ran.

Why them? Why not, me thinks shinichi wings are black and big wings plus wingspan while heiji is a normal wingspan and wings plus his wings color are like brown, you can say it’s based on their hair color bc my ass is lazy to hunt down actual bird species and based it on that if I wasn’t 100% they would be. They can appear to their assigned human but mostly don’t appear only well emergency only but can like touch and etc it feels like a chill or with intent then is retribution (not really lmao idk how to explain it but yeagh!)

They do have hobbies lol they can be semi-mortal bleed, scar, etc btw so they are not on 24/7 so Heiji and Shinichi legit just detectiving lmaooo also they do meet up to talk about cases and their assigned human which shinichi goes “Ran is like a angle but is a shame that she gets into a lot murder and etc” <- shinichi is the cause while heiji is just “is amusing to see Kaito being awake in the crack of dawn working on his next magic trick majority of the time I need to make him unconscious so he can sleep”

shinichi brings the worst luck to man and he doesn’t even know about nor is aware and legitimately makes Ran solve cases, which she is so tired off and she’s super aware of it but hey she does help her dad so ig a win?

Also shinichi does get punished in the sense of bringing the super bad luck to ran that one day just a normal day with trailing Ran and Sonoko, out of nowhere he gets struck by lightning from the heavens above and just strips his position and powers and he gets shrunken to yknow Conan and mind you he just appears in between Ran and Sonoko so both of them turns and sees this pint size kid just staring back at them. So the evil shenanigans begins with Shinichi trying to prove himself to get his position back and powers mind you he does have his wings and a few things but not a lot (his wings are now tiny and kinda pathetic tbh! But is easier to hide ig)

While heiji brings insane amount of luck who his assigned with but he himself also kinda have a bad luck with him lol so Kaito being super lucky and etc is just Heiji being near him lmao.

Me thinks heiji is assigned to kaito and he legitimately dislikes his human a lot BUT NOT FULLY!! He’s like a bit annoying to guard over, technically speaking having “grown” alongside with Kaito before the KID stuff seeing kaito being a “freak” me thinks actually hits him and kaito gets like a level 10 migraine

Also the fiasco of Kaito picking up the KID stuff was a event and a new era of he’s going to get hurt and I’m going to lose my head.

Technically what prompted this whole au was actually just Heiji saving Kaito from getting shot from the sky. Heiji shifting back from being mortal to his yknow actual self to instantly take flight and to grab Kaito which me thinks oh it’ll be silly if he actually lost his eye in this (ref movie 3) but Heiji couldn’t be on his side sooner but did massively took the burnt of yknow not Kaito hitting asplat into chunks and pieces or worst ^^ after that incident Heiji sticks to his side for a goodchunk and even plans how to incorporate himself into Kaito life instead of like what he usually does just appears here and then and Kaito gets glimpses of like feathers ? Or a feel someone is moving around the house n etc yknowwww anywayy heiji feels it’s his fault that this permanent injury could’ve been avoided but Kaito strives even with a missing eye, which technically he does caught heiji when he’s caressing his cheek bc kaito “faked being asleep on top of his workbench” which he goes “huh you’re actually real and not a fiction of my imagination” which heiji freeze point blank and retreats his hand like he was burnt and he “disappears” which Kaito goes “Awww don’t go…to think finally meet the person giving me level 10 migraines” . Funfact Kaito does keep Heiji feathers that sometimes are around his house or around yknowww which usually heiji needs to maintain and kinda hard to pluck his wings so after yknow “revealing” to kaito he helps him :3c and he knows how to bc of kaito does sometimes helps his doves so yuhhh!!! 

[pawl3ss]

Post more art omg ur artstyle is so good post more

STOPPP UR GONNA MAKE ME BLUSH🤭💕

[pizzaqueen]

Puck could be a cute nickname for Robin though (as in Robin Goodfellow aka Puck)

[elizabethsaige]

i’m going to say another controversial thing

i don’t really care about vickie at all

like i understand the importance of her character obviously, but idk i just don’t get excited about robin getting a girlfriend in the show like i thought i would

and yes obviously i stan ronance because i love nancy and they have great chemistry but it’s not even about that either, i just am not like inclined to be so in awe of the possibility of robin and vickie being together

like if it happens, cool and if it doesn’t, cool.

maybe i’ll like her the more i see if her but right now there’s just no pizzazz so it’s hard to get excited about her

i think i really just want stobin to be platonic endgame and have that be enough for robin and steve

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

y'all apparently it's national best friend day so uh @cloudii-skiies ily bestie !!! /p we've been friends for 5 years now which is fucking wild and i genuinely don't know what i'd do without you so like yeah :3

[mythosandthemorbid]

@snuffk1t HI SOMETIMES I FORGET WE’RE MUTUALS BUT WHENEVER I REMEMBER I JUST

Because I see your posts all the time and you’re just so fucking awesome jejdjdjfjfjhdhdjdjd

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

MM! Takaaki: White and black is nice, but I like white and pink...like you, Monomi– uh, Usami.

Monomi: :D

Monokuma: Ew, feelings...