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[fuckyeahgoodomens]

THE GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 PLOT HAS DROPPED! 👀👀👀

[triona-tribblescore]

Concept from a few days ago that has been ROTTING my brain. BIKER ANGEL BABYYY!!! Something I didn't know I needed in life-

Hes so cool and like, idk I just need to consume more media where angel is being badass. DGMW!!! I LOVE HIS PRETTY FEM SIDE. But also I think ppl forget he's a chaos maker/ prankster/ turf war participator who will run you down without hesitation if in a fight uvu

[khirstytp]

Hi It’s me again :D

This first one it’s probably my favorite. I liked his face >:(. He’s soo serius.

Well, good bye and see you soon ;D

[sodacansilly]

Hello everyone, so I can drawing your oc :3 and give me your oc! Don't forget!

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[fluffymaxsworld]

≡;- ꒰ °presentation post !! ꒱

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maxine/max (not my real name!) - she/they - italian - enfp - 18 - english isn’t my first language :( - gryffindor

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requests 💌

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taken anons 🙇‍♀️:

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[sleepythemvp]

<MICAH YUJIN TIME HAHAHAHAHA.

Waht will Micah Yujin do when you’re in the period?

Micah Yujin x F!Reader

(I will do a x “M!reader” later don’t worry)

Warning: OOC(?), Blood, Swearing, Bad Grammar, Pins

Micah Yujin

He will definitely teasing you because of that and you start to throwing some pillows at him

Swearing 24/7 (or 24/3 that depends on how long your period will take to end)-

He will cuddle with you, yep, he might gonna make you some hot cocoa with the marshmallows

Forehead and cheek kiss, because if he kiss your lips at that time you just gonna start to blushing and punch him in his belly-

deez nuts joke 💃 anddd our little cahcah gonna regret it because you just gonna attack him

He will take a bath with you just to make sure that you not gonna yelling at the shampoo and the tub when you drop or bump into it

When you guys go outside, you just gonna be the top. YES YOU HEARD ME, waiting for the moment that there is no one else near you, you just gonna pins him into the walls.

“W-what are you doing angel?”

“Bruh, are you blind? I’m pinning my precious little boy~”

HAHAHAHAHAHA-

Gonna walk Skrunkly and talk sh*t about how much you love Micah, orr just gonna be a negative way-

“MOTHER F*CKER!! MICAH!”

“Hm?”

“Have you ever heard…of a Mountain Chicken?”

“oh lord please don’t hit me-”

“have you ever heard of a Mountain Chicken?”

“no.”

“what do you think it looks like?”

“I-its like a really big c-chicken??-“

“THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BUT NO! IT WAS THIS MOTHER F*CKER-“ 👉🐸

Andd it turned out, the thing called Mountain Chicken its a frog, both of you end up yelling at google

<Thats all from me todayy- I hope you guys will enjoy it! Have a nice day, stay hydrated!

Slee is going to take a nap. brb.

[sillylittlegaymer]

for my friends!! Early merry christmas gifts!!

@coopatroopa66 @moefool666 @the-clueless-guy @joofie404 @4444pi @gamebyle @buckosartthingamabob @sillzy @iloveitaliansdotcom

[senpa10]

Reid Velseb: "Sorry buddy, not your day." Tadaaa i did it!- and spent a week!?- Wha-? '-'

In general, Reid Velseb Is Ready :> (Reid by https://twitter.com/sage4sell)

[twig-the-edgelord]

i drew the tangerine again :P

WHHHHAAAA WAAAAA AAAHHHHH THANK YOU!!!! OH LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM IN THERE AHHHHH

[datemptyvessel]

Howdy and I have come back...

WITH THE FINISHED PRODUCT!!

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It took me a whole day so hope ya enjoy this! :D

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[aaapril0987]

I did kwazii:D i actually like the way he turn out lol

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

David Tennant shares his favourite line from the Good Omens S2 :) ❤ (video)

Michael: Do you have a favourite episode from the new season or moment / scene, if it's not too much of a spoiler to share?

David: Well, I have a favourite line from Season Two.

Michael: Do you?

David: Yeah, it's in Episode Two. And the line is, 'I am Jemimah, I made this pot'. That's my favourite line from Season Two.

Michael [laughing]: Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

[kebriones]

Alcibiades is coming second in the Egg Smashing Olympics!

Next episode: Socrates' turn to strike!

Next next episode: The ex-champion egg's funeral! WARNING: VERY SAD!

[rollercoastermalfunction]

@justalazysam

It said "justalazysam, justalazysam and 4 others"

XD

[stories-from-the-shaded-moon]

Tis A Curse

They’re trans your honor 🥲

Yeah, maybe he should’ve asked Malon for a pad before they left. He knew it was only a matter of time before his uterus acted up again. Not even the goddess could save him from that.

So who should he ask? The Champion? He had suspected that the Champion was…like him for a while now. Maybe the Champion was just high on testosterone which didn’t make sense but it kind of did and he was really panicking because the only thing keeping the others from seeing the red stain on his pants was his white sailcloth.

His white sailcloth. Red was so obvious on white.

He swore by the goddesses that, as soon as he could, he was getting his uterus taken out. His hatred was not for no reason.

Sky reached back and touched the cloth every once in a while, making sure his blood hadn’t stained his gift.

His legs were in agony. He was a lot slower than usual and part of him felt bad, but the other part of him was in pain. When he had started to take testosterone, he was told that his period was supposed to stop.

Did it? No. No it didn’t. His cramps only got worse. It was like he was being stabbed with every step he took. Not only that, but it was your stomach that was supposed to hurt, not your thighs. He felt every ounce of pain in his thighs.

He had dealt with this since he was at least nine. He could deal with it now, but he really wanted to sit on something. Even if it was a rock with moss all over it.

Now he was on watch for the night. Even sitting down didn’t soothe his aching thighs. He had taken his pants off and washed as much blood as he could out of it, but he was sure they were trashed.

The bad thing about having a three day period, is that, all three of those days, his flow was relentless. If he didn’t have a pad on him, his pants were going into the trash.

Without having pants, he was cold. So, he went searching for other pants.

He went to Wild’s bag, hoping to find some pads. He searched for at least five minutes. There was nothing. Sky gave up on pads at that moment and just went searching for pants.

He searched Warriors’s bag first. His pants looked like tights.

He creeped towards Twilight’s bag next, Twilight twitched in his sleep. Sky backed away.

His last hope was Time’s bag. He unzipped it and began his search. He found pants pretty quickly. And they looked comfortable. Then his curiosity overcame him. He glanced at Time, his body was facing the opposite direction of Sky, but that was only because he had turned over not to long ago.

Sky thought about it for a second before he started to do a deep search of his bag.

Sky found three masks. One mask’s eyes were hollowed out, which made the other two hazards because Time couldn’t see with them on. The mask with the hollowed eyes had markings similar to Time’s. He found that interesting.

He kept digging against his morals. What could he say? He was a noisy guy.

He felt something that felt and sounded like a trash bag. He questioned what it was for a few seconds before he pulled it out.

It was a small square and squishy. Sky had never seen this brand before, but he sure knew what it was.

“Yes!” He whisper yelled, “Yes! Yes! Yes!” He cheered.

He searched to see how many Time had. There were at least twenty in there. Time wouldn’t mind if he took five, would he?

He took five pads and zipped up Times bag. He then circled back for the pants he was stealing. Sky practically ran out to the woods so he could get changed.

On his way back, he started to think. Why would Time, of all people, have pads? I mean, maybe if Malon had came that would make more sense, but she didn’t. The only other reason would be…

Sky was suddenly overcome by joy.

The Old Man is not trans-

Sky reemerged and saw Time sitting up, his severed eye open. Suddenly, Sky’s joy turned into embarrassment. Sky also didn’t like the knowing look Time gave him.

“Good morning,” Sky’s voice cracked.

Time chuckled and patted the grass next to him. Sky sat.

“Okay, yes, I went through your stuff. I’m sorry,” he confessed.

“No, that’s not why I sat you down. I know why you went in my bag. I heard your curses when you searched Wild’s bag. You have quite the mouth, I should say.”

Sky gripped the stolen pants he wore. “Sorry.”

“No sorry.” Time put his hand on Sky's head and pulled it on his shoulder. “I know.”

Sky decided to ask. “Um…are you-“

“Yep.”

“Oh. Me too.” Sky mentally face palmed. Time laughed. “Periods actually suck.” Time hummed. “I mean, I’m probably not even going to have kids!”

“That probably means something in that sentence.”

“Are you going to have kids…that way?”

Time paused for a second before shrugging. “Probably.”

Sky raised his head to look at Time. “Huh? I mean, maybe if Malon was…” Sky stopped and looked at Time. “No way!”

Time laughed, but nodded. “Yes way.”

Sky gripped Time’s shoulders, put his head on Time’s chest. “How do you both hide it so well! I know Legend was side eyeing me all day. I swear everyone knows because of today!”

“Or maybe it was the chest scars you showed us when we were playing in the river. You know, with the cucco fighting?”

Sky paused for a second. Then he raised his head to look Time in the eyes. “I completely forgot about that.”

Time chuckled. “How do you forget about top surgery?”

“I mean,” Sky reasoned, “It’s been years since. I guess I just forgot that I had boobs.”

Time hummed then he looked up. “Go wake up Warriors, it’s his turn for watch. Well, you technically skipped his watch, but he’s still going tonight.”

“I didn’t skip his watch! It’s-“ Sky looked up at the moon and saw that it was around three or four in the morning. “Oh.”

Time pat Sky’s back. “Go wake him up.”

“Yeah.”

[ddantalion]

O no feeling sweet and beastial 🍺😙