#; why does it seem so FREAKING sensual???

[hysteria-things]

OMG i saw ur bf chris headcannons can u do a matt one now PLS

BF!MATT HEADCANNONS

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: there is a SFW and NSFW section!

SFW!

ACTS👏OF👏SERVICE

holy moly that is this man’s love language. literally adores giving you the princess treatment.

for example, if you notice your shoe is untied he’ll immediately kneel to tie it for you.

once you wouldn’t let him tie it, so he made you untie it so he could do it.

“you want me to… untie my shoe again?”

“yeah?”

doing late-night drives with you is his number one thing, especially when he has anxiety. putting music on low is a must.

loves animals. bonus is your dog/cat.

even if your pet does not want to be smothered he’ll do it anyway.

NSFW!

the first time you guys had sex he saw the bulge in your stomach and freaked the fuck out LMAO

“OH MY GOD WHY IS IT DOING THAT?!?!”

“you’re balls deep inside me, bro.”

“oh right.”

he wants to fuck you slow and sensual really bad, but he can’t help himself most of the time.

matt thrusts softly, moans and pants heard from the two of you. you wanted to take it nice and easy today, and matt respected your wishes. that’s until moments later, his head is in the crook of your neck as he whimpers uncontrollably, the rutting of his hips becoming faster and deeper.

“m-matt—”

“i’m sorry i can’t help it. you feel too good.”

post sex, he says the most insane shit.

“isn’t it crazy that my entire dick can fit inside you?”

“what…”

since there seem to be people around at all times, car sex is the best bet. will admire the way you look on top of him: tits bouncing in his face and all.

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!

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[oliviascully]

I’m always thinking about IWTV 1x05 when Louis is feeding off Armand (Rashid) at the table and then goes on to call Daniel out for this thoughts about what Armand tastes like… like why did Louis do that?? I’m sure Daniel is thinking all sorts of things about them the whole time, so why that?

My take is that Louis was pissed off and jealous of whatever unspoken feelings still lie between Daniel and Armand, which become increasingly apparent, and wanted to make them uncomfortable. First of all, why did Armand make the whole thing sooo sensual like basically cumming at the table, meanwhile he’s still playing a human servant at that point? Like an actual human would be feeling weak and in pain. And Armand is doing all that that for Daniel to see, not Louis.

And then, like the real freak Daniel is about Armand, his response is to think what does he taste like?? Hello??! That is such a sexually charged thought. Clearly didn’t cross his mind about Damek. And as a human with no taste for blood, why else would you wonder what someone tastes like…

Then Louis taunts Daniel and asks him if he wants a sample. And the whole exchange just seems to adds that much more tension between Daniel and Armand. Louis only seems to call out Daniel’s thoughts when he’s upset and trying to bring him down a notch. Anyways these bitches are so messy and I just think about this moment a lot.

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

I think it would be really interesting honestly to read a Moon/Pebbles fic that delves into the social and worldbuilding angle of things re: does incest even mean anything when you're a pair of giant biotech calculators whose sibling relationship is mostly a metaphor/imposition from your creators?

Like, Moon makes "Big Sis Moon" her callsign, but she doesn't do that just for Five Pebbles; everyone in the Local Group seems to know and address her that way. Pre-Downpour, there's also much less reference to either of them being specifically each other's siblings; each of them mostly refers to the other as their "neighbor", and the more explicit sibling aspect seems to be more in Downpour (the "isn't she the one that calls herself Big Sis Moon?" conversation; the Rivulet ending broadcast, etc). (And even then, in Downpour, there's a bit where SRS refers to her as Big Sister Moon and treats it more like an honorific than a literal title).

What does sibling even mean if you have no direct progenitor and your creator species collectively designates themselves as your parents? How do you define "sibling" when so little about your existence resembles any definition of the concept your creators would have experienced? How should their social taboos and rules around it apply when you are so far divorced from any context they were intended for?

Why should a pair of supercomputers refrain from having cybersex with each other or sensually hacking each other's circuits just because their creators designated them brother and sister? If their creators are all dead and the reasons for their social norms with them, why should those two concepts remain incompatible? Let them be freaks with uncategorizable human-taboo relationships if they want. After everything, they deserve it. As a treat.

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[dichromaticdyke]

you said you werent sure where toki was jacking off in that screenshot-- the bricks look identical to the bricks in the shower room they threw toki into in s2e19 when he was drunk off his ass, so maybe there?

this is gonna be a long response, so it's going under the cut. because when i say @supersaturnnyoomkitty and i have talked about this A LOT, i'm NOT JOKING. but, yes, for a reminder to those who follow me for completely different reasons: when analyzing this scene, i threw that line in as a throwaway, because it's definitely not Toki's room, and the only important thing of note is that he's getting the fuck away from the creepy photos of his parents.

the bricks are a different color and shape, and there aren't any pictures or posters anywhere to be seen.

here's everwhere in mordhaus where we thought it could be: outside the recording studio, the room where facebones addresses the klokateers, and, of course, the bathroom* (*the bathroom theory is way more complicated than it should be).

so, we'll probably never know, because brendon small refuses to email us back, but here are some of our theories as to each of these places.

1- outside the recording room. he's listening to skwisgaar play. now i'm not just saying that because i'm a trash skwistok shipper, i'm also saying that because toki obviously has a very strong attachment to skwisgaar's guitar playing. call it romantic, call it idol worship, call it whatever you want, it doesn't matter—in the credits for Dethalbum III, he thanked skwisgaar's fingers, and his only plans for vacation post-album release were watching skwisgaar play guitar. he's got a problem. (this also goes into my and nyoom's theories about them all having jack-off songs, spawned from her fic "Sensual Playback", don't worry about it, it's not important right now.)

2- the gathering room of klokateers/full dethstaff meetings. uh. that's just. well.

how do you want me to take this anon? do you want me to be serious about this? do you want me to tell you how i've considered the possibility that toki just got as far the fuck away from the photos of his parents as he could and this is where he ended up? because that's my only theory for this. (this does also just sort of go with the fact that most of the walls in mordhaus look like this. it could be ANYWHERE. consider the gathering hall to just be a catch-all for, toki just being a little freak.)

moving swiftly on...

3- the bathroom thing is way more complicated than it should be, and here's why: there's a public/staff bathroom. we see it most prominently when they're all drinking bleach together, and it could very well be there. you mentioned this shower scene specifically:

and that scene is also near identical to murderface's own shower scene when he was scared of being gay (we even see more of the public bathroom in the background):

that would make sense, i guess. BUT—it's implied they all have their own bathrooms, right? pickles and murderface both do, anyway:

not sure why murderface would shower in the public bathroom when he's having his gay panic and you'd think he'd want to be as far away from naked men as possible, but that's not my business.

side note: i just noticed for the first time that murderface took his shorts all the way off to take a shit, but left his demonias on. this man i stg—

i find it hard to believe toki also wouldn't have his own bathroom. i'm not sure if this scene is meant to be in the public bathroom or either murderface's or skwisgaar's, but it's also something to consider:

though, as i'm writing this, i'm coming to a realization that maybe they did all have their own bathrooms prior to the attack on mordhaus. i completely forgot they renovated the whole place. they might have gutted their personal bathrooms and replaced it with a public one, which is why all the showers and bathtubs seem to be there. the shower that toki's in might have been either his own, or a public one that was later expanded after the renovations. either way, i'm positive it's a public bathroom and not one that toki would have had, and i think that for one major reason:

toki's bedroom is so super tiny. especially compared to nathan's or william's bedroom. his bed is small and snug, also. i think he's never really needed anything that big for himself. he grew up extremely deprived and abused, just having anything that was truly his own was all he'd ever wanted. plus, maybe having to sleep in a massive space all by himself might've triggered his memories of being forced to stay alone in the punishment hole for days on end. of course, that's not to say toki doesn't love excess, but given how small his own bedroom is, i don't know where he would even be able to have his own private bathroom.

not to mention, in aotd, we see he doesn't like to go to the bathroom alone. sure, he's regressing in that moment, but i still don't think he likes to be alone, if he can help it—hence the stuffed animals and pictures of his parents (regardless of how creepy they are, at least he's not alone when they're staring at him).

i think that's my thesis of the whole thing, actually. toki's not being a creepy lil guy on purpose, i don't think. i just think he doesn't wanna jack off in front of his parents, but he also has hang-ups about being alone, so he goes to random places around mordhaus. it's not a kink thing, i'm like. 99% sure. i just think he's still trying to figure out how to be comfortable with himself.

plus, the boys were all ready to suck their own dicks together in the same room. i really don't think any of them would consider it all that weird, so long as toki himself doesn't act weird about it.

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

Hi Jalebi! How are you doing? I have a slightly spicy question for you, about the early post contract marriage days. I noticed that we had multiple instances of Arnav being shirtless around Khushi and he seems to be totally fine with it, like he's all self possessed and chill and acting like it's no big deal. But isn't it kind of a big deal??? Like imagine if Khushi ran into half naked Arnav at any point before marriage, even pre-marriage flirty days. It would be such a shocking and definitely sexually loaded moment. But when it happens post marriage, Arnav acts like it's nbd. Khushi definitely gets flustered and turned on (at least once) for sure, she has a rabba ve moment, then she seems to get used to it too, with time. But he's so casual about it right from the first time we see it happen on screen. Don't get me wrong, I ain't slut shaming Arnav, I love it, apart from the sensual aspect, there's also something so domestic and husbandly about Arnav being comfortable enough to be in a towel, get dressed etc in front of her etc. But for me it doesn't make sense bc at that point in the marriage Arnav is still all "I hate her" "this is a 6 month contract" "I'll never accept her as a wife" etc. So logically as per his control freak personality he should be all about Maintaining the Boundaries and Keeping Her Away lest he lose control and also so he can squash his feelings. He does that in other ways. But in this realm he's so chill and like "sure, see me undressed if you want to, idc". Which is, nice but confusing. It's a certain level of comfort that Khushi, for example, only achieves a lot later on in their marriage, when she lets herself not wear the dupatta around him in their room. Why do you think Arnav was comfortable in this aspect much earlier than her?

Hey Anon!!!!

I'm doing well, how're you doing?

It is a big deal - more like an awkward deal. Arnav is actually pretty reluctant about coming out of the bathroom shirtless. The two times he does - it's a result of force.

At first Khushi stopped water mid-bathing, and warned him she'll keep yelling if he doesn't come out of the bathroom so he barely wears his pants and gets out cause she's being annoying AF.

During their 'honeymoon' Arnav comes out of the bathroom because he realized, much later after he removed his shirt, that he didn't take his towel. Again he was hesitant to come out, but came out cause Khushi was pretending to not understand that he wanted his towel.

She was, taken aback, as she is every single time.

Also, the last time he's shirtless in front of her is when he was bathing in Lakshmi Nagar and Khushi straight up violated his boundaries. There's nothing domestic about it. Water stopped running, there's soap in his eyes. He is without any clothes. Yet, yet he trusts Khushi enough to let her hold him and guide him to a place to get washed up. I know people see domesticity here but I see it as a violation of trust.

It's not less private because he's a man. Or because other men and kids are bathing as well. He had no idea Khushi would bring him in public.

An example of Arnav being comfortable shirtless in front of Khushi would be if he worked out in front of Khushi or changed clothes in front of her - you see this after the wedding. He's dressing up before her before taking her on a movie date. During remarriage days he always wears his shirt, just wears his suit jacket and tie in front of her (which is again more in line with him being comfortable in his own house than anything tbh).

And he draws serious boundaries with Khushi. He rips off honeymoon tickets. He doesn't want her putting blanket on him when he's about to sleep. Initially he doesn't even let her sleep in the same periphery, he only does so at first out of inconvenience (when Khushi feigns to be sick), and then he can never bring himself to put her out.

So, unfortunately, there's very little that's romantic in that phase just in my opinion.

But you know when they do start getting domestic? During Gupta house when he complains to Buaji about Khushi piling all mechanical things on him. Or when he tells khushi to step aside, he'll bring the flowers. Or when he flirts with her that nose is red. In fact the whole Gupta house thing they were very very 'married'.

Much love,

Jalebi

[leejenowrld]

Hii bubs just read your jeno fic and its literally one of the best I ever read like ever! Firstly how are you? How was your holiday? Hope your year started well! So I made a lot of notes as I was reading, this is going to be very long. Contains spoilers and me freaking out

So starting with yn in the principal's office, I somehow read professor Johnny Suh speech about the project with his exact voice and tone like he really speaks like that sometimes-

Ooooh the panic attack, does she have anxiety?

The way jeno is so soft and smart I'm already In love with him in this wait till she found out he's a fuckboy

AND SHE DID Yeonjun spitting the facts sorry I laughed

Ok so yn and jeno are getting along they're really cute everything is peachy but I'm sending some trouble ahead

I'm still at the beginning so I may be wrong but maybe this sexy and fuckboy persona is just for show, the real jeno is who he is when he's with yn, he's naturally confident but he's also naturally laid back so he is able to have "two personalities", I even think is a bit like the Lee jeno in real life like he's so powerful and sexy on stage but out of it he's actually a sweet silly boy

No but jeno with theo had me giggling that was so cute

Oooooh its getting sexy hmmm the sexual tension hehe

Yn crying cause she wants him I get you girl

Jaemin cameo <3333

Them talking about sex I SWEAR they're getting to another level

"So you're not a needy slut?" IJBOL

Oh the similarities between her ex and jeno I hope he won't do the same

Jeno explaining his fuckboy story was so necessary but omg he's so sexy I caaaaannnnttt

The dress scene was so sensual wow the party and jeno's protective side aaa

Their differences are starting to crash I knew it would come a moment like this, but it's good how they can sort it out, I'm also happy yn enjoyed the party

They're dating OMG THEYRE DATING like officially

The smut was chefs kiss

Why does jaemin hyuck and renjun walking in on yn and jeno seems so real (jaemin and hyuck would definitely tease the hell out of him and ask if they could join and renjun would be pissed)

Oh no those stupid parties!

She's right actually, he should've told her on the phone what was happening, communication is one of the most important things in a relationship

Thank you sunwoo you're an angel but now I'm nervous

About the mean ppl I get both sides ofc yn is uncomfortable about it and jeno is also right in not letting it get into them

And I love how he's always so soft with her in these moments

FUCKING BITCH WHO ARE YOU TO TALK LIKE THAT TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN BUSINESS I SWEAR WHO SHE THINKS SHE IS I HATE HER SO MUCH

(Quick break to pet my cat cause she won't stop meowing)

The smut and after smut scene in the car was so beautiful I almost cried with them fr

GIRL you're letting some slut get into you DONT BRRAKUP WITH HIM

I WANT TO SLAP THOSE BITCHES

Again sunwoo is an angel

Jeno I love you so much you're the sweetest

DONT LEAVE HIM YOUR DUMBASS

Girl now what are you doing on his party

Damn but it's getting wild omg that was so sexy of yn

THRYRE BAAAAAACKKKKK I LOVE THEM

Also besides the love story the project idea is so cool

The speech was AMAZING I was smiling so wide through it

"I don't believe in God, but God made you for me" THAT WAS SO GOOD WTF

I love how they're ALWAYS HORNY

Sooooooo the writing was magnificent, the plot everything was so good so well planned. I got mad, frustated, happy, emotional, you portrayed love and its difficulty so beautifully

heyyyy!!! my holiday was good thank you 🥹 happy new year to you mwah

suh being the professor is everything to me. a little behind the scenes, i wanted to add a scene with him and ten (as they’re married and both are rich and handsome together duh) but it didn’t fit :( it was gonna be the ending but i really wanted the ending to be jeno smirking and saying he deserved the blow job lmao

yns anxiety!! huge role in the fic

jeno!! yeah!! super interesting. he kinda does have two personalities but keep in mind the person he was when he was with yn was a more relaxed, laid back and reserved version of himself. he’s was holding himself back a lot. i mean, as a person he is quite chill and doesn’t really actively attract attention, everyone just finds him hot and sexy cus he has that nonchalant vibe about him, but when he’s high he’s a lot more needy and himself… but he also shows his needy and confident and touchy side when he and yn get together ;))

them talking about sex was so funny lmfao it’s just jeno finally starting to loosen himself

thank you! i do struggle with smut and i wanted to showcase yn and jeno being freaks which tbh i could’ve done better but it’s ok!!! my series of texts between them will show that lmao

he’s so soft :( softest sweetest boyfriend ever he’s whipped

it’s frustrating isn’t it!! jealous ass dumb bitches. it’s so upsetting how yns anxiety got in the way :(

it was getting wild!! we love a good reconciliation line

no like… jeno and yn are CRAZY for each other oh my god they’re the most in love people you’ll meet. i wanna showcase that even more with the texts i’m gonna post and also future one shots :) wanna write them getting engaged and their sexy honeymoon hehe

[thuganomxcs]

dirty teasing meme / accepting / @vartouhix​

[ LAP ] ― my muse sits on your muses’ lap and teases them

Why…WHY?!? ‘Mmmh y’ know alien ass feels just as good as hum- NO don’t think about it you freakin’ idiot she can read your mind.’ The young man continues to berate himself within his own head as she simply made herself comfortable atop of him. No context, no purpose she was just on his lips, arms over his shoulders and it all seemed so sensual as well. DAMMIT, he was always used to being the one leading the charge of a perverted attack that now that he was the recipient he…doesn’t know what to do. ‘Fuck..if I don’t say anything..she’ll think I’m just wimping out.’ He thought once more.

“......” Nothing, he couldn’t say a single thing as brown doe eyes looked at her as though he was in a trance. ‘Say somethin’ dumbass!!!..say ANY word right now!!’ He thought to himself once more but HOW could he?! God she was so freaking hot and her she was teasing the living hell out of him and Yusuke couldn’t even say a word. Though he did make a few pleasing hums here and there. “Dirty..trick.”

[ingravinoveritas]

You know what's one little press tour moment we never talk about even though it's Michael being SUPER loud about his obsession with David's body again? The Most Likely game Michael and David played with Neil and John for Prime. We're 43 seconds into the video and Michael says "David keeps his cards very close... to his sylphe like chest". Why not just say chest. What the fuck haha. I also love how everyone just decides to politely ignore that comment, because it's so weird to go there, like, all right Michael, calm down. It's so extra and it's such a Michael thing to say and it comes out with so much conviction and I think it's hilarious. Especially with the man he's aggressively comparing to some sort of fairy sitting right next to him. (Sylph: "A slender graceful girl or young woman"/"an elemental spirit of the air". Okay then lmao, I mean, you can't exactly say that it doesn't somehow fit, but it's so oddly specific --)

Anon, I almost choked when I read this message, because I damn near completely forgot Michael said that (and thank you for including a link and timestamp!). Here’s a gif of the moment, which is just truly jaw-dropping (but I encourage everyone to watch the video as well for the full effect):

Everything you said is so accurate, too, because it’s not just what Michael says here, but the way he said it. He practically hisses/growls out the word “sylph,” with a mix of that carnal aggression you mentioned and a sort of...(barely) concealed possessiveness. And it is, indeed, an incredibly specific descriptor, with connotations about David’s physique that seem far more intimate than what people who are “just friends” would know about each other.

It’s also that "sylph” not only fits, but speaks to Michael thinking about David’s body and studying it long enough to have arrived at that description. And we know that he has, because one year later, Michael referred to David’s hips as being “slinky”:

So there is most definitely an established pattern of Michael being loud about his obsession with David’s body (as you so perfectly put it, Anon). There is also something inherently erotic about discussing someone’s hips, and using the word “sylph”, especially for a man (in my opinion). These particular observations demand a purposeful gaze--that is, something more than just what you would see when someone is wearing clothes.

Does this mean Michael has seen David’s naked chest, his bare hips? I would venture a guess that the answer is yes...and not just in passing, or while getting into costume during filming. It’s the sensuality of the way Michael talks, as if he has personally explored every inch of David’s sylph-like chest and slinky hips with his hands, his lips...his everything.

(Also, the question that preceded all of this was “Who is better at keeping secrets under wraps?” and David votes for himself and says “I’ve been doing secrets for a number of years now” and then comes the freaking hilarious irony of Michael saying what he did. Thank god ONE of them is good at keeping secrets...)

But yes, I love Neil and Jon just tastefully ignoring the comment and continuing on with the interview. Even though David doesn’t let his reaction show on his face, I love that he and Michael are sitting hip-to-hip (in contrast to the clearly visible space between David and Jon Hamm), and I think that says more than any words ever could.

Thank you again for bringing this up, Anon. I’m so glad we got to revisit this delightful moment. Hopefully there will be lots more to come on the GO 2 press tour. If Michael has his way, I think we will...  

[too-much-otome]

Showing the ikevamp boys modern music

Mozart

Show him edm he'll make a face then throw you out while ranting in German...Or faint

Give him the sheet music for Dr Dre

He might be interested in some of the new sounds in music from your time.

Dazai

Adores J-pop. Probably vocaloid too.

Definitely develops inside jokes with you based on Japanese lyrics that only you and him (and Sebastian) understand.

You make a reference to a song and the two of you lose it while everyone else looks at you with pure confusion and concern. Sebastian probably just sighs and walks away.

Show him a TikTok dance and he's absolutely beaming with interest.

Sebastian

*Jim face*

He's around from the same time, so he's used to the music. But being the history nut he is, he will be delighted to discuss how music tastes have changed. He can talk for hours about how interests and tastes change. It's actually an interesting conversation.

However, he has asked that you keep your M&M's brand spaghetti to yourself.

You do manage to make him chuckle at some of your song references. On a Blue moon he'll even join in and make one himself

Vincent

Smiles sweetly no matter what you show him. "That's nice MC"

Likes the upbeat and happy songs. Of course he does.

You explain how others or yourself sometimes use music for inspiration with art. Sometimes they listen to it while they work. Of course Vincent has to try.

Theo

80's boy. I don't know why either! I am also confused!

I personally would enjoy terrorizing him with music he finds annoying.

Theo is just doing whatever in the kitchen or something. Suddenly MC appears in the doorway. The sounds of crazy frog slowly growing louder. He closes his eyes and sighs before looking over his shoulder with a glare. You grin. "Bing Bing!"

Then you run for your life as he chases after you.

You will have to find one of the other boys. Vincent or Arthur are your best bet. Vincent is always willing to help and Arthur thinks it's hilarious.

Probably also likes a bit of rock music.

Jean

Definitely faints from horror

Even some of the gospel music makes him freak.

Show him Nikki Minaj and you will traumatize the poor thing. He will wake up in a cold sweat, screaming in terror. The words "super bass" still echoing in his head.

You show him Twice and he actually likes them. He thinks they're catchy and most of their songs are more innocent and wholesome.

Leonardo

*asleep*

Likes the chill vibes of songs.

Big surprise there.

Likes the songs with less lyrics and more music.

Would probably like powfu.

Probably ends up metaphorically deconstructing some of the songs.

Arthur

Actually likes it. Thinks some are funny. 100% uses some to flirt with you.

Brit-pop

Don't know why but I feel like he'd like 3OH!3. DON'TTRUSTME seems like smth he'd love.

Beatles! The Beatles! I can just see him humming or mumbling Beatles songs under his breath as he does random tasks!

Obviously loves the sensual and flirty songs. But also secretly likes the more wholesome love songs too.

Don't think this fuck-boi is safe from harassment. Though I love this man, I am a complete brat.

You randomly remember at one point about Sherlock by SHINee. (If you don't know where this is going, I'm sorry)

You run through the halls of the mansion from your room before bursting into Arthur's room so quickly that his pen flies out of his hand.

You insist on showing him the song. At first he thinks it's interesting...until you reveal the title. For possibly the first time, Arthur is a bit annoyed with your antics. He might kick you out while you giggle.

....but it's not over....the dance. For the chorus. If you know you know.

You just harass him at random times and places. You might do it past a doorway without saying anything or just directly in front of him.

The best part is...others join in. Dazai is first. Obviously. He's eager to mess with everyone. Next is Isaac. It's not often, but it's his revenge for apple jokes. Then, Theo. It's just once. But he likes to make Arthur mad.

Comte

Does the parent thing where they let you talk and agree or say what you want but never once look up from what they're doing.

Also gets some of the references you make and he gives a knowing smile at your playfulness and energy.

Strikes me as the kind of guy who likes 60's and 70's music.

He's got the kind of refined and clean but fun vibe that they have.

Napoleon

Likes it but refuses to admit it.

Can appreciate and laugh at the sillier songs you may show him.

You accidentally mention Les Miserables somehow and if you show him the music and explain the story, he'll burst into tears.

If you show him empty chairs at empty tables.....you are a monster. He sobs halfway through and then locks himself in his room. Jean has to go talk to him.

However, Do you hear the people sing, fills him with pride. It reminds him of the revolution in a good way. He loves it. He may shed a tear here too, but it's happy.

William

Musical boi!

Find him at Denny's at midnight

The poor workers are just trying to take his order and he busts out a sonnet.

Actually kinda likes some rap because of word play and interesting ways of saying things. At first it's just for the lyrics but then he actually starts to like the other aspects of the music too.

Issac

Emo phase music

Another chill boy.

Feel like he's a fan of 2000's era music.

"Shawty had them apple bottom jeans-"

"I will burn you alive!"

[redrobin-detective]

What if everyone high-key believes that the Waynes are vampires?

The lot of them are inhumanly beautiful for one... Like downright gorgeous. They live in a fucking Gothic mansion in goddamn Gotham, the city where everyone would probably freak out if they ever got a single ray of sunshine. Bruce Wayne is so dramatic that he must be a vampire! Dick Grayson has this alluring sensuality about it, his movements just so graceful, same with Cass, acrobatics and ballet making sure that every single movement doesn't lack an ounce of grace and beauty. Jason Todd was dead and then ressurected? His aura is unsettling and there's something so eerie about him? Tim Drake doesn't seem to sleep? He's also inhumanly intelligent? And why does he always look like he knows more about you than you know yourself? Why does Damian Wayne talk like a Victorian royal? How did he escape from his kidnappers by himself and what happened to his kidnappers. They just disappeared? Who exactly is Stephanie Brown? Where did she come from? Why is Kate Kane so intimidating? Who are the Rows? Why is Barbara Gordon in the family portraits? Where did Duke Thomas come from? So many questions about the Waynes. But this is Gotham and aside from the Bats, the Waynes are the only reason it's still standing. So sometimes you see pictures of the Waynes at galas holding wine glasses that you aren't really sure are filled with red wine? Sometimes their eyes glow. Sometimes you feel that their butler has been there forever and doesn't seem to have changed. Sometimes you run into Tim Drake after midnight in a Wayne Enterprises hallway and you felt afraid. Sometimes Dick Grayson leaned into you and felt like your were hypnotized. But every Gothamite knows to avert your eyes and move on. Besides everyone knows that the Bats are demons because obviously Gotham is a Hellmouth(why do you think everything is so fucked up here?) And it's not like the average Gothamite is entirely sane either, what with the water over there? So if they can have a demonic coven guarding the night, why can't their daylight mascots be a vampire coven? Besides it fits with their aesthetic!

So everyone in Gotham ardently believes that the Waynes and their associates are vampires or something supernatural. Obviously Barbara Gordon is a Witch. Bruce Wayne's adoption tendencies are just an excuse to bring in the various Children he's turned through the ages. Dick Grayson and Cassandra Wayne are what happens when the Fae decide to do the do with the Nosferatu. If this combines with isolation au there's now an added element! Anyway I just wanted all of Gotham to look the other way when the Waynes do something distinctly vampiric. Meanwhile the Waynes are dumbasses.

I'm obsessed

Yeah Bruce Wayne and his family might be vampiric blood suckers but they do so much for charity and are hot so funny to read about in papers so yeah sure why not. Better than the creepy family of Bat people or whatever.

[lost-inthedream]

Jaeyoon from A to Z - nsfw

That nsfw alphabet, babes

Pairing: Jaeyoon x female reader

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

In those nights you go super freak, he helps you at cleaning up or does it all by himself very attentively before holding you in his arms. Pecks all over your face.

On the other hand, after a lovemaking session, he refuses to get up before at least 15 minutes clinging onto you. Your legs still tangled.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, he's quite loud about liking his booty (no wonder why). On you, he loves your legs, the entire extension of them. He likes very much to watch the way you walk, especially when you're coming to him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

How can I say it? He can cum anywhere on you depending on his mood. Including on your face and in your mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Babe, he doesn't have sexual secrets he hides from his partner. You know he's a freak (and so are you). He's gonna ask you to borrow your panties and take them on a tour if he feels like it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Come on, he's one of the most sensual men in the industry... He had slept around quite a lot and it made him an excellent partner. He knows how to treat his babe in bed and is able to adapt to your vibe. Is very communicative and attentive.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

the odds are high on him preferring to take you in your favorite position because you seem so satisfied like that. But the one he never skips is missionary with your legs on his shoulders.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

There's space for a bit of everything with him. Those usual embarrassing noises of sex never fail to get him chuckling.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

We all KNOW he keeps it bare down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be romantic. He actually enjoys it, but not always. You know when he's in a romantic mood by the way he kisses you, the way it lasts without him palming all over your body. There's no rush when he's feeling romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Less frequent than what you are thinking! He knows how to control his needs so he can wait until an appropriate moment. Likes to do it in the shower and sometimes before sleep because it relaxes him. Also, video calls you from time to time to gift you with the pleasure of watching him into work (you set it up previously)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Top three:

Overstimulation (giving and receiving)

Toys

Strip tease or lap dance (giving and receiving)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Other than on a bed, he goes with kitchen and public toilets. Wants to try it in a airplane toilet at least once

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Long and sloppy kisses. It's simple: if you're sharing a messy kiss for more than 5 minutes you have to fuck.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Food play, especially sticky food such as honey or chocolate syrup. You'll have to clean the room/bed afterward and he doesn't like the idea.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both. He does it super well and he deserves the same treatment. He likes the oral to take time and firmly believes the first orgasms must come from good orals. I'm so embarrassed of saying this but he sucks dick like a pro, he can even give you some advice on this art

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He mixes the pace according to the moment. Like, he can start fast then reduce the pace or start slow and speed up at some point. It helps at overstimulating both of you as well as edging.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

You often have quickies. Not that he can't help it, he suggests it because he finds them super sexy. Lots of dirty comments after you all are done. "You're so nasty. Just the way I like it"

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Honestly, he probably has already tried most of things you are coming up with.

Isn't that against being caught but prefers not having interruptions. You striking a few comments about what others will think if they find you there gets him going.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With that body, he can easily do it several times. To be more specific, he usually goes with 2-3 but is able to more. Well, I wrote headcanons about him touching himself after you all had fun and it makes so much sense.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has his own vibrator and cock ring. Cherishes the latter very much by the way. He likes to play with you when you're blindfolded and will ask you if you could try out a butt plug, which he would gladly push past your hole to help.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not too much, just enough to have you impatient. He finds it so cute that he feel like giving you too much pleasure to handle after.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Jaeyoon doesnt give a damn to how much noise he does but he's not that loud. He's pretty constant though, the type to start mumbling or moaning once one of his sensitive areas is touched. His moans are very sexy.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Boy has quite a lot wet dreams and you're allowed to help him out when you're sleeping together. He likes to wake up to your hand wrapped around his shaft.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average in length but pretty thick. (He stuffs you so good). His balls make you wanna give them a massage and also look so good when he wears that cock ring.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Definitely high. Ideally wants to have sex with you more than 4 times a week. Tends to translate his love toward you into sex because physical touch is his predominant love language

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep quite fast and looks like the purest being despite hugging you naked.

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find the other members' alphabet in the tag

[harleybeaumont]

Love Me The Way I Am - Book 2

Chapter 4 - Anticipation 

Book- TRR AU

Pairings - Maxwell x MC (Harley), sprinkles of Drake x Liam

Synopsis- Maxwell and Harley have finally confessed their feelings for one another and are ready to begin the next chapter of their lives as a couple. But what obstacles will they encounter on their journey? And what comes next?

A/N- This story has a couple events from TRR, but mostly it’s all out the window. Harley is my character who is based off of Riley.

Series Warnings - language, drinking, medical issues, violence, sensuality, lemons - NSFW.

Word Count- 1,940

18+ only

Read Love Me The Way I Am - Book 1 here.

Catch up on past chapters here.

Chapter 4 - Anticipation

Maxwell and Harley were trying to think of the best way to tell Bertrand about Savannah, without freaking him out. Harley sighed as she and Max paced in the hallway, “You saw how he reacted when I asked about his love life! He's gonna lose it if he sees her and we don't warn him first.”

“I know. Ok, ok. Just gotta do it..” Maxwell started heading for Bertrand’s door and paused. “You're coming with me right?”

Harley laughed, “Always.”

Maxwell knocked and Bertrand opened the door a bit. “Yes?”

Maxwell spoke quietly, “Hey let me in! I need to talk to you!”

“Fine, come in.” Bertrand opened the door and stepped back, allowing Max to enter. Harley slipped in behind him, but froze as she realized Bertrand was standing there with just a towel wrapped around his waist.

Bertrand blushed and stepped back farther in the room trying to cover himself. “Maxwell! I assumed you were alone!”

Harley looked away to give him some privacy. “It's ok Bertrand, it's not like you're totally nude or anything!”

He sputtered, “This is.. indecent! You should not be seeing me like this!”

Harley smirked as she looked over at his toned torso, admiring his defined pecs and abs. “I don't know, it looks pretty decent to me!”

“Harley!” Bertrand blushed.

“Sorry, I couldn't help but look! Max you were right, he is ripped!”

“I told you!” Maxwell looked between them, amused.

“Dude, when do you have the time to work out?! Like damn! Why have you been hiding this for so long?”

Bertrand rushed back into the bathroom and closed the door. “Harley, you are ridiculous!”

Harley and Maxwell snickered. “Wow..” She shook her head. 

“You didn't believe me did you?” Maxwell laughed.

“I honestly did not.”

A few minutes later Bertrand emerged from the bathroom fully dressed. “Well.. now that I have been amply humiliated, what did you need to speak with me about?”

Maxwell and Harley exchanged a nervous glance. “Well..” Maxwell started, “I.. um.. That is.. Drake got a phone call today.. And um..”

“Spit it out Maxwell” Bertrand looked at him impatiently.

“Savannah’s coming back.. Tonight.”

Bertrand paled. “I.. see. Well, that is good news.. For Drake.. I suppose. Maybe I should go back to Ramsford tonight. I um, have some business to take care of.”

Harley put a hand on his arm. “Bertrand.. I know already.. about the two of you.”

Bertrand pushed out a long breath and looked down. “No you don't.. No one does.”

Maxwell looked at him with concern. “I know you two were close and it seemed like things were going well. Do you know why she left?”

Bertrand sighed. “Yes.”

“What happened? You can tell us!” Maxwell sat next to him on the bed.

“It's shameful, honestly. We, ahem, were.. Intimate.. A few times. Actually several times.” He put his hand on his face. “She's too good for me. I knew it then and I know it now. I had to end it. One day she came into my study wanting to speak with me. She seemed excited so I assumed she wanted to talk about our relationship and moving forward. I.. I told her we could no longer be together. She deserves someone who is as fun and bright and as beautiful as she is.”

Harley smacked his arm, “Bertrand Beaumont!”

“Ow!” Bertrand recoiled.

“Don't say that about yourself! Jeez, don't you see what your father has done to both of you? He made you feel worthless!” She shook her head, “Gosh, I hate that asshole.. You both are amazing and deserve happiness. I know for a fact that anyone would be honored to be with you!”

“Your pep talks are exceptionally aggressive!” Bertrand was rubbing his sore arm where she hit him.

“Sorry. I just hate to see people talk down on themselves. Now.. we are going to go shopping and get you something new to wear tonight for when Savannah arrives. I want to see you confident.” She pointed her finger to his chest. “You are enough! You are amazing! You are smart and handsome and -”

“Ok, ok just stop yelling at me!” Bertrand shook his head and smiled. “I.. appreciate everything you are saying Harley. My brother is very lucky to have you in his life.”

Maxwell smiled and hugged her. “I know. And she's right.”

Harley planted a kiss on Max’s lips. “Now let's go shopping!”

Bertrand turned down almost every outfit that Max and Harley found for him. They were about ready to give up when Harley spotted the perfect look. A black button up and maroon blazer.

“This?” Bertrand held it out questioningly.

“Just put it on!” Maxwell and Harley both said at the same time.

When he emerged, Harley gasped. “Bert, you look so slick! This is the one!”

“I don't know.. It's not my usual style.” He frowned down at the outfit.

“That is exactly the point, bro.” Maxwell clapped him on the back.

A store employee walked past and Harley flagged her over. “Excuse me ma’am? What do you think about this outfit?”

Bertrand blushed, staring daggers at Harley.

The woman looked him up and down, “Hmm, very nice.”

Harley nudged Maxwell. “I know right? Can you believe he's single?”

Bertrand blushed even deeper.

The woman smiled, “No, I can't.. “

After she walked off Maxwell laughed, “Damn Harley, you're a hell of a wingwoman!”

“My god, that was humiliating! Lets just purchase this and return to the palace.”

As they were exiting the store, the woman walked over and gave Bertrand a folded up piece of paper. “Call me.”

Harley and Maxwell high fived as Bertand smiled down at the phone number.

That night at dinner, you could feel the tension in the air. Drake kept checking his phone. Bertrand kept checking the door. 

Hana spoke up, “So… um. Drake, do you know what time Savannah will be arriving?”

Drake checked his phone again. “She said around 8, so I guess another couple hours..”

They continued to eat in silence.

“Why don't we do something after dinner?” Harley was trying to ease the tension in the room. “Board game?”

Bertrand stood up. “I think I will retire to my room early tonight-”

Maxwell pulled him back down into his chair, “Oh no you don’t.”

“Hello everyone..”

They all turned to see a woman standing in the doorway.. A woman who looked an awful lot like Drake.. A woman who was holding a baby on her hip with dark hair and blue eyes.

“Everyone, I would like you to meet Bartie.. My son.” Savannah glanced at Bertrand, but quickly looked away. 

Drake rushed over to her and gave them a big hug. Harley looked at Max with her mouth agape. Bartie? Bertrand and Maxwell's father was named Barthelemy.. That's awfully close. She mouthed to him, ‘No fucking way.’ He shook his head back at her and mouthed, ‘Oh my god.’

Hana walked over to them with a big smile, “Well it is a pleasure to meet you Savannah, and you too little Bartie.” Bartie grabbed Hana’s finger and smiled at her.

Drake introduced Savannah to Harley. As they spoke, Harley noticed Drake looking back and forth between Bartie and Liam. Liam shrugged and raised his eyebrows.

Drake spoke hesitantly, “So, um, it's great to see you sis. It really is. But, uh.. I think you know what I'm about to ask.”

Savannah sighed as she moved Bartie to her other hip. “I know.”

“Do you two want some privacy?” Liam put his hand on Drake's shoulder but quickly removed it.

“No Liam, it's fine.” Savannah looked down at Bartie. “I left court because I got pregnant and.. Um.. the father didn't want to be with me anymore. I was too ashamed to stay. I'm really sorry I left and never told you.” She had tears forming in her eyes.

“Who’s the father?” Drake asked angrily.

Everyone in the room followed Savannah's gaze to Bertrand, just in time to see him faint.

Once Bertrand had been brought back to his room, Maxwell and Harley sat down on the bed next to him. He was in complete shock and staring at the ceiling.

“Um, wow. So, this is some.. news isn't it?” Maxwell looked at him awkwardly.

Bertrand slowly turned to look at him. “News? News?! How could she not tell me that she was pregnant!? This is insane! I never would have let her leave if I knew! My god, she's been raising my child alone for over a year and I never knew!? Oh god.. she must have been coming to tell me she was pregnant that day and I broke up with her! I don't even know what I'm supposed to do now! This is not-”

“Hey, slow down!” Harley put her hand on his arm. She could tell he was spiraling. “Let's just take a deep breath.”

Bertrand obeyed and closed his eyes. He spoke quietly, “I have a son.. I have a son. I have a son.” 

Maxwell put his arm around him, “This is actually really cool! You're a dad! I'm an uncle!”

Bertrand took a deep breath. “I.. need some time alone. I have a lot to think about.”

Harley smiled sadly at him, “I get it. Let us know if you need anything.”

They went back to Harley's room together and flopped down on the bed. “Damn..” Max sighed.

“Are you doing ok, Max?”

“Ya.. I just really feel for him. I can't imagine how freaked he is.”

“I know.” Harley snuggled up against him on the bed. She lay her head on his chest and he began stroking her hair.

“I never thought either of us would even have kids.” Maxwell smiled sadly.

“Why not?”

He paused, “Well, both of us were raised by a shitty dad. We've talked about it briefly before and I think we're both afraid of turning out like him.. And with my diabetes, I don't know. I wouldn't want to pass that on to my kid. It sucks enough as an adult. I wouldn't want to see my kid go through that because of me.” He choked up, trying to turn away from her.

Harley looked at him in amazement as tears filled her eyes. “Maxwell you have a beautiful heart, do you know that?”

He sniffled and smiled sadly at her as he wiped the tears from his eyes.

She touched his cheek, “First of all, there is no way you or Bertrand would ever turn out like your dad. I never met him, but you're already a million times better than any story I've ever heard about him. And second, you know it's not guaranteed that you would pass diabetes to your child. I looked it up, it's really rare actually!”

Maxwell smiled sweetly at her. “You looked it up?”

Harley blushed and stammered, “I-I mean.. I was just doing some research… and I..”

“Do you want to have a baaaaby with me Harley Hughes?!”

“Shut up!” She laughed as Maxwell started tickling her sides.“Stop! You're gonna make me pee!”

Max laughed as he lay back down beside her. “So, do you want kids someday?”

Harley blew out a long breath. “You know, I'm not sure.. I'm kinda with you on the whole ‘don’t wanna be like your parents’ thing.”

He took her hand, “Well, whether you have kids or not, just know that you are amazing. You're so kind, smart, and fun.. You would be a great mum, Harley.”

She kissed him as fresh tears began to trickle down her cheeks. “I love you.”

“I love you too, babe.” 

[welkinsky]

Congrats to 100 follower ✨💖 you really deserve it. You constantly put quality content out there 🥺

As for your celebration, what about the alphabet for Kakashi? 🥰

Kakashi X Reader | A-Z Headcanon

Masterlist

A-Z Headcanon

Warning: 18+ Content

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Once you two are done and tired, he's gonna take a moment and then turn over to you to smile and adore how flushed you look. He usually kisses your forehead and then pulls you into his chest. Once you two are all calmed down. "You want to hop in the shower baby?" Still running his one hand through your hair. If you say you want to rest a bit more, he gets up to get you water and towels, or if you say yes then expect a "Round 2?" joke on your way, which wasn't actually a joke.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of their partner’s)

Your thighs! Doesn't matter if you have thick thighs or not he likes to grab them while you're on top or you two are just chilling and he is running his hand through them and they slip certain places "by accident"

In a non-sexual way, it is your hair, for sure. He likes to bury his face in them because the scent of the fresh shampoo is relaxing to him. If you change your shampoo he'll notice it right away, expect a new bottle of the same shampoo on the shelf next to your new one the next day.

C = Cuddling

Cuddling with this man is a dream! He likes to be all over you with one leg over yours and your face buried in his chest. Even if you are being the small spoon, his one leg will be over you and your head resting on one of his arm and his other arm over your shoulder pulling you closer to his chest.

Whenever you two are on a nap date, his hand is always resting on you. He becomes restless when he can't find you but calms down after finding you on the other side of the bed. Then just keeps his palm on you rather than pulling you in and waking you up.

D = Dirty Secret

This one time, you two had an idea of taking some nudes together just for fun to see whose turns out to be the better one. You both set a rule to get rid of them after the winner was announced, which never happened since you two were so turned on in the process that you two ended up doing it. You forgot it but he still has your photo with him. Shut up, it helps him on long missions.

E = Experience 

He was not a virgin, but he wasn't much experienced either. If you want to know more about this scenario find it here.

In starting he kept things vanilla, he didn't want to freak you out. But you wanted more but that was the case with you too so this one time you stole his Itcha Itcha to read what type of stuff he was into. AND YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. You had to read it as fast as you can because he'd notice that it was missing.

And when you suggested something, it was a shock to him because he knows exactly how to do it but to ACTUALLY experience it and that too with YOU? The guy was in actual heaven that day.

F = Favourite Position 

It depends, he is a tease so he likes when you do all the work but just wait till he has your image of having one leg over his shoulder while he's pounding into you and you're all flustered, aaaaand the guy is pinning you down and going at it.

Or if he is IN THE MOOD he's gonna start with you on all fours and will end up having you burring your face in the pillow.

G = Goofy

Hehe he is the best type of goofy. He says the jokes with a straight face while everyone is on the floor dying. He only lets out a small laugh when you are laughing your "so-called ugly laugh" in front of others too.

But sometimes he starts laughing even before cracking the joke because it was that funny, "Oh boy, naah it's nothing" he says wiping a tear, off his one eye. You all will beg him but according to him "the moment is gone" lol he IS a tease.

H = Hair 

His hair is sooooo fluffy! And after how little he looks after them? It is almost a joke on you. You take care of your hair a lot but this guy probably washes it with body wash and still has such good quality. He always says that it is a good diet to trick you into healthy eating too. This guy never misses a chance to do that.

I = Intimacy 

Your emotional intimacy is something that is beyond this world. You both never knew that you were capable of feeling emotions so strongly.  You're hurt? He feels this burning feeling in his heart that he can't get rid of. He is having a nightmare? It breaks your heart that you cannot do anything about what he had to go through.

Not for once have you two felt any sort of negative emotions to one another but just love and CARE! You love your people but for the first time, you've felt that "care" not from the words but actions. 

For the first time, you two have felt that you don't have to do everything on your own, you can divide it and let your guard down for a moment because you know that other one will be there if something goes wrong.

J = Jack Off 

He does it normally when he is out on a mission or away from you for a while. One thought of you can turn him on in that case.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Ohohoho where should I even start? He LOVES to handcuff you because that just gives him more power over what he wants you to feel. Which is why he likes blindfold too.

As your relationship grows he likes the risk factor too so he likes to do it in a tricky place. But while making sure that your reputation doesn't get compromised at any cost.

L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)

Umm isn't it obvious? Anywhere? Literally. But he loves to bend you over the kitchen counter and take you then and there as he enters the house and finds you cooking or just having a drink or something.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He will do anything you ask for while doing it to make sure that he will be able to see that face of yours when you have just let go and you're too flustered to even care. It shows him that you are enjoying it.

Or if it is just you pleasing him and you look up to him with "puppy eyes" heh don't blame him for what is about to happen to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

You risking your reputation for the "risk factor". See, everyone sees you highly in the village and he loves the respect that they give you. He WILL NEVER ruin it just because he is feeling it right now and won't let you do the same too.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

It may not seem like it but he LOVES to give it to you. Actually, if this time it is more of a sensual one then he always starts with eating you only. It is his way of showing that you're his priority.

He has long fingers so umm ya. You're overstimulated most of the time. As much as he loves seeing this, he holds your hand with one while the other one is pumping in and out of you as he plays with your clit with his tongue.

He loves to hold one hand with you even while he is eating you out. Wow.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He starts with "slow as death" ones and then once you're begging to him theeen he goes fast and deep. You ARE lucky to have him honestly :')

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

You don't even have to say anything? You are looking good before you two go out? You'll be doing it before leaving the house.

It's not his fault! You look too good, it's your fault.

And sometimes these quickies turn into something more and you two end up staying home.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk who? That's all I'm gonna say.

S = Stamina 

He can go for a lot of rounds. But if he is just back from the mission or has been busy all day and now he is tired. Please don't push him. Not because he is a "poor guy" or something, nooooo, this idiot will get horny and do it anyway. But regret in the morning because he didn't take enough rest.

T = Toy

He bought it only when you two started experimenting so you both have handcuffs (used for you only he doesn't like to be a sub that often), a blindfold, and a vibrator for sure. This fucker likes to edge you a lot.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Heh isn't it clear already? This guy is the definition of being unfair. As you start to get a little annoyed and turn to him and catch him smirking, all that "annoyance" turns into "lust" lol you simp! But can we really blame you?

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If you are doing it somewhere out? He'll keep shut and even cover your mouth to avoid getting caught. But if he is at home, he will grunt a lot but will let out a loud moan once he reaches his high

W = Wild Card (Just a random headcanon because I cannot think of anything starting with W)

He cooks for you in the morning. That is the only time he can make sure that you have a good healthy meal since he is not there for lunch and you make the dinner.

If he is cooking in the morning then expect your lunch prepared for you too.  *and meal prep for dinner* bro he wants to make sure that you are taking care of yourself because you work too hard okay? Shut up and have your fruits and drink some water as you read this...... Go now, sip some water.

X = X-Ray

He has a lean physique but specifically, his arms are muscular and they are getting buffer after you mention that you like buffed arms. Hehe being slick, okayyyy.

Also, he has long slim fingers, umm good for you.

But you like to draw in his hands too sometimes. Just some little things. He smiles at them as he looks at them later.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He kind of has a strong sex drive. Most of the time if it is because of the fact that he is too excited to try new things on you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn't sleep until he knows that you are sound asleep. He likes to take in the scent of your hair and just run his fingers through your hair to calm you down a bit. Do it back too, please. He loves it a lot! If you stop and start doing something else, he'll bring back your hand to his hair and make you do it for as long as you don't fall asleep. In any case, he is sleeping once you're asleep.

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Shikamaru is my favorite character but ya’ll are making me change my lane with how many posts I’ve written for Kakashi XD

Thanks For Reading and for the ask!

If you liked it you can check out the masterlist too!

[terrence-silver]

What if someone questioned terry's, john's, and beloved's poly relationship?

― I think 80's Terry would have no shame and he'd literally flaunt that he's with two people regardless of what anyone said. Heck, he'd even taunt society at large in a 'Hey, look at me, you can't do shit about it' kind of way, because it is both amusing and it turns him on. His power in the matter has an erotic quality to it which gets him going. He’s in charge and there’s something sensual to that in his eyes. He is at the top of the food chain. People as rich as successful as he is are the makers of rules and convention whether the world likes it or not. If Terry fucking Silver wants to have two significant others, who's to say he cannot? Sure, the press might have a field day, but fuck the press, they can be silenced and swayed in whatever way he pleases with a hefty bribe or by merely suing them for his own entertainment. At the same time, it is the height of the decade and he'd literally be out and about in LA with his two partners and he's already known as that eccentric, daunting Billionaire who lives on The Hills who has a bit of a reputation where Playboy sexual antics are concerned. But, Terry feels no hesitation in showing off what's his; namely John and beloved. He relishes in it, actually. He loves seeing people being scandalized, overly curious and shocked. The only reason Terry would ever hold back is, yes, you guessed it, John and beloved's own limitations. Why? Because he is ever so devoted. But, where he himself is concerned? No. He'd step out on a Met gala carpet with both of them on his arms and French kiss them maintaining eye contact with the cameras.

― On the flipside, some years earlier, Twig would be hesitant and far more discreet, because it is the 70's, he's unsure as of yet of his place in the world, he's at the crossroads between growth and self-discovery and he doesn't have the same cocksure bravado bordering on absolute arrogance he'll develop in the near future. He does still care what people will say. He's cared in the army. Before the army. Now, after the army. He cares, because he wants to be something people will fear and admire instead of a wreck and wimp and someone who was supposed to die in the war if he wasn’t continuously saved by John. Doesn't diminish his affections, devotion and attachment in any way, though. He is simply a bit more private about them. He is young and somewhat uncertain, but still exceedingly possessive. The only thing he absolutely is certain about is that he adores John and he adores beloved. The Summer of love comes along, people are living in hippie communes, outright cults and in travelling van communities, practicing freedom of expression and ironically, the Terry in this era being committed to two people might be the least strange thing about him when you really think about it. Of course, there is always that occasional asshole from an old fashioned stock who not only thinks returning veterans are freaks, but they're homosexual freaks living with their third --- and my god, what has the world come to! This is precisely the type of attitude Twig wants to shelter John (not that John feels he needs sheltering) and beloved away from because he fears he'll snap and do something he'll regret.

― As for old man Terry? In present day, a great many people in LA would seem as the accepting, progressive type, but they aren’t and it is a great, big elaborate virtue signal and if it isn’t, it is fronting that comes with way too many questions (Terry should know --- he’s hanged out with individuals like that for reasons of fronting and hiding himself too) he quite frankly wants to avoid it because he’s aged and his patience runs thinner than ever and for a lack of a better word, it annoys him. He gets explosive when pushed. He dislikes people prying, judging and being amazed or any level of shocked at the relationship like it is something unusual or alien. He loves two people. Two people belong to him. Quite simple. He doesn’t suffer fools lightly. People won’t even get to the stage of questioning his relationship (they’ll probably never even discover the details of it), because he won’t let them. Knowing is power and he won’t share that power.They’re given a big, threatening stare if they try and they legitimately conclude that this guy’s gonna beat them to a pulp (he will) if they keep being smart. Much like 80′s Terry, he’s grown into his authority. He makes and breaks the rules with absolute ease. The norms. The everything. Whatever he says goes. At first, everyone might just assume he’s either with John. Or just beloved. But, gradually, people will realize he’s with both and he’ll treat it like the most nonchalant, casual thing in the world because that’s what it is. Stops being nonchalant when it is prodded at. That’s when he’ll pretty much get in someone’s face. This Poly relationship is his life and he’s fiercely protective of it.

[liannelara-dracula]

S and T+ Kino react to their s/o singing Cola by Lana Del Rey?👀

Hi love,

What a wonderful idea! I love lana so much, you've come to the right place.

-Jade

Sakamaki

Shu:

“Ah, he’s in the sky with diamonds and he’s making me crazy. All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby.”

He didn’t know you were into this kind of music.

Now he will just tease you.

“Huh, guess you really are a lewd woman,” he’d smirk.

Reiji:

“C’mon, baby, let’s ride. We can escape to the great sunshine. I know your wife and she wouldn’t mind.”

He’s going to be confused.

And maybe concerned about what kind of music you’re into.

“Whose wife?” Reiji would look at you annoyed and mostly confused.

He’s just freaking out about if you’re with another man or planning to leave him.

Laito:

“My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies.”

It’s like asking to die if you sing this song and especially this line.

I mean really, you don’t want to end up in some weird situation with him. Or do you?

Anyways, he's going to be a complete perv.

“Does it really? I’d like to confirm that.” He’d wink.

Kanato:

“Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys. Don’t treat me rough, treat me really niceys. Decorate my neck, diamantes ices. Why, come on, come on.”

He’s interested in your music taste now.

Kanato didn’t think you’d be the type to listen to sensual music so you have him hooked.

And if you’re a good singer he’s going to want to hear a lot of other music.

“If you wanted hickeys so badly, you could’ve just asked me.”

Ayato:

“C’mon, baby, let’s ride. We can escape to the great sunshine. I know your wife and she wouldn’t mind.”

He was taken back by it but he does like it.

“Yeah, babe, we can definitely ride for sure.”

“Are you sure you’d be ready?” You teased which made him blush seeing you didn’t take him seriously.

Subaru:

“Ah, he’s in the sky with diamonds and he’s making me crazy. All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby.”

He wants to comment on something but would probably say it very fast or mumble it so you can’t hear him and he won’t repeat himself.

“You are pretty.”

“What?”

“Nothing.”

Kino:

“Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys. Don’t treat me rough, treat me really niceys. Decorate my neck, diamantes ices. Why, come on, come on.”

“Alright, let’s go for it,” he’d smirk.

“Oh my god!” You’d shout, being startled which caused him to laugh.

Mukami

Ruki:

“My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies.”

He’d tease you about it for sure.

“Really? I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me.” He’d wink.

Would probably surprise you later on with really wanting to test that out.

Yuma:

“C’mon, baby, let’s ride. We can escape to the great sunshine. I know your wife and she wouldn’t mind.”

“Yeah, babe! Sing it!”

“Yuma!”

“Look at my little pig singing such things. Didn’t know you were into that kind of music,” he’d grin.

Kou:

“Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys. Don’t treat me rough, treat me really niceys. Decorate my neck, diamantes ices. Why, come on, come on.”

Tease, what boy doesn’t?

But he would honestly sing with you cause he seems like a Lana fan.

“One more time, babe, from the top--C’MON BABY LET’S RIDE!!!”

Azusa:

“Ah, he’s in the sky with diamonds and he’s making me crazy. All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby.”

He doesn’t actually get the sexual part, he just thinks your voice is pretty.

Hopes you will sing more often.

“Sing it . . . . again, Y/N.”

Tsukinami

Carla:

“Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys. Don’t treat me rough, treat me really niceys. Decorate my neck, diamantes ices. Why, come on, come on.”

He is interested, seeing that you would sing something like that.

Wants to see more of this side of you.

“But I do treat you nicely. Unless you want to change that,” he’d smirk, hinting towards something intimate, causing you to blush.

Shin:

“C’mon, baby, let’s ride. We can escape to the great sunshine. I know your wife and she wouldn’t mind.”

“I wouldn’t mind either,” he’d grin.

“Ah!” You’d shriek, feeling startled as you’d quickly turn off the song.

♤ ˗ˏˋ 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 ˎˊ˗ ♤

♤ ©𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔~present day ♤

[1kook]

skirt chasers - drabble iii

this a skirt chasers drabble in case u couldn't tell uhhh here’s i and ii lol

summary; “I think the alcohol broke my amygdala. Your epidermis looks pretty today— did you use that toner I told you about?” warnings; alcohol mention, tit sucking, unprotected sex, use of the pull out method, uhh making out??? ratings; mature (18+) misc; educational abolitionist!jungkook, drunk jk, mentions of throwing up lol, jk is an anatomy frEAK, more skirts, more jk has questionable kinks wc; like barely 2k

notes; i wrote this in like 40 mins bc i couldn't stop thinking about STIMBO jk from skirt chasers and how cool he is enjoy xxxx also i barely rmr shit from anatomy bc it was the worst course of my life so pls bear with me

His first mistake is getting drinks with the boys. You like to think you know your boyfriend pretty well, know what he’s good at, where he excels, where he thrives, and well. Drinking doesn’t rank too high on the list.

Jimin calls a little past midnight. “Kook’s on the table,” he slurs into the phone, too loud and too sloppy for a Wednesday night phonecall.

“Ha?” you mumble back, rubbing your eyes until you see stars. The room is dark, practically spinning from how out of it you are. Chaeyoung is dead asleep in her room, so even whispering feels like a crime. “Where are you guys?”

Some bar on the south side of town, that strip where all the newly turned twenty-one year olds go to get wasted. Jungkook’s supposed to be studying for some big exam he has on Friday— at least, that’s what he told you —so it takes a few minutes of convincing on Jimin’s part until you’re shrugging your coat on, blindly navigating through your apartment for your keys and wallet. You briefly consider taking an Uber, but ultimately decide you’d rather get stabbed to death on a public bus so at least your family can sue the city afterwards.

Jungkook is indeed on the table, except the table has long since tipped over. So now he’s just sprawled across some dirty bar floor, puppy-soft head of curls spilling over his forehead. He’s so cute, so adorable. You want to kill him. “Up,” you command, channeling the strength of twelve football players to haul your beefy boyfriend off the ground.

“Baby,” he beams, looking at you but not actually looking at you. “I think the alcohol broke my amygdala. Your epidermis looks pretty today— did you use that toner I told you about?”

You don’t even know what that means, can’t even question him, because then Jin is angrily yelling at you to cover his tab. You pay with a stiff middle finger, flail the three dollars in your wallet at him, before sweeping away your poor damsel in distress. “You’re supposed to be studying,” you huff, can’t even be mad when he stops to throw up in a bush outside the bar. You’re so embarrassed, pretend you don’t know him as you pull up the bus times on your phone.

He’s huffy by the time you get on the bus, sniffling against your neck as he cries about his common hepatic portal vein thing— you don’t fucking know.

Chaeyoung isn’t too impressed with you when you bring him home, dump him on the couch while she steals your AirPods from your room. “Explain yourself,” you demand, and his head rolls back.

“I hate school,” he complains, slaps a hand down against his forehead. You’re certain he’s concussed himself this time. Then he’s bending over, head held between his hands. “Wanna cry.”

You sigh, kneeling in front of him. “You’re almost done,” you comfort him, hand on the back of his head. He’s so sweaty, and smells like all his friends colognes at the same time. “You’re smart, baby, you can do this.”

Your words have the opposite effect, because then he’s rocking forward childishly, nearly rams your skulls together and kills you. He’s reached the point of his insobriety where he’s too sad and huffy to think, sadly leaning against your shoulder as if that’ll somehow solve all his problems. You doubt it will, but there’s really nothing much you can when Jungkook reaches this point, so you settle on softly patting the back of his head until the fool is fucking snoring against you.

Chaeyoung blesses you with her divine retribution the next morning by using up the last of your body wash, and then you’re left to deal with a hungover Jungkook on a Thursday morning. You’re pretty sure he had a class that morning, but he wakes up too late for you to even try to convince him to still go, and then he’s moping on your couch in last night’s clothes. You’re getting ready for your internship, blouse half buttoned, pencil skirt wiggled up to your waist.

“Abolish exams,” he mutters, numbly staring at the ceiling as you wipe his face with a cleansing towelette. He doesn’t seem remotely interested in the shower or the pancakes you made, which lets you know this is a much more serious issue than just a drunken episode. “Aren’t they stupid?” You nod. “Sure, test me on every damn thing we’re learning right now as if science isn’t always changing and I’ll have to keep learning anyway.”

He looks over at you, under-eye bags absolutely horrendous. “Tests are stupid,” you agree, and it seems to be exactly what he wants to hear as he sinks into your arms, face buried in your chest. “Too stupid for smarty-pants Jeon Jungkook.”

Jungkook groans, flops over you on the couch all smelly and gross. “They test you for memorization and not comprehension,” he adds, finally wiggling out of his stinky clothes.

With Jungkook, you can never tell where things are going. One minute he’s cursing the education system and the next he’s kissing along your neck in his rambling fury. “As if I these materials will somehow become nonexistent once I’m working,” he huffs, hands on your thighs. Your breath hitches in your throat, fingers digging into his biceps as he mindlessly kisses down the valley between your breasts. “Shit’s so fucking stupid,” he spits, bunching your skirt around your waist.

“Jeon—“

“I’m just trying to be a fuckin’ pediatrician, for fuck’s sake,” he growls, hastily undoes the front buttons on your blouse. Your black bra comes into view, heart pounding in your chest as Jungkook makes quick work of reaching behind and undoing it, pushing it away, and cupping your breasts in his palms. He guides one of your legs around his waist, tucks it around him as he gets to work raining down kisses on your tits. “So pretty, doll,” he murmurs, pretty pink lips leaving smooches down your chest.

You bite down on your lip, watch through hazy eyes as those big doe eyes flick up at you, tongue swirling around your nipple. “N— Not tired anymore?” you pant, hands in his hair. It’s still dry and knotted from last night’s adventures, but you don’t mind. Not when Jungkook’s hard cock is flush against your thigh.

“Nah,” he confirms, rolling his hips forward against your core. Oh he was horny horny this morning. Or was he angry horny? You don’t care, either way you were winning. “I serenaded you last night, y’know?”

You snort, but it morphs into a whimper when he captures your rock hard nipple between his perfect teeth. “Not a serenade,” you whimper, fingernails running along his scalp, “if I’m not there.”

Jungkook leans back, lets you breathe for a second as he unbuckles the front of his pants, jeans pulled down around his thighs. And of course he’s hard as fuck by now; this was Jeon Jungkook you were dealing with. He could get it up and going in two seconds flat at the mere sight of your collarbones. “You were there,” he insists, capturing your hand in his all romantic like until you’re flustered and shaking him off. He levels you with a cheesy grin, presses your palm against his chest. “Here.”

You gag. “That’s disgusting.”

Jungkook laughs, all squeaky and airy because he’s never given a fuck about looking cool in front of you. His next words only prove your point. “Why? Don’t like being nestled against my left lung and esophagus, all sexy like?”

You roll your eyes, tug your panties aside to give him a full view of what his dorky anatomical talk has done to you. “Dick me down or go away,” you say, pointer finger nudging his chin up when he stares too long

He snaps his teeth at you, almost bites your finger, the fuckin’ weirdo. “Sassy today,” he teases, presses the tip of his cock against you. Both of you groan, watch as he glides himself up and down your folds, angry mushroom head pushing against your clit. “Always so wet for me,” he mumbles shakily, eyes zeroed in on your wet folds and how slick they feel against him. “Didn’t stretch you out again.”

“Yo— You’re mean about that anyway,” you pant, pulling him closer by those firm ass cheeks of his. “I can tell when you’re using me as a reference model.”

Jungkook gasps as if he’s genuinely scandalized by your claim, follows your wordless command and finally lines himself up with your quivering entrance. “I’m a hands-on learner,” he offers, his cheeky smile still on his face until he finally sinks into you and his features twist up all pretty. “Your pussy’s just so pretty, baby,” he grunts, hand on your hip.

Your face feels warm, from the pleasure that rolls over your body and the vulgarity of his words. “Shush now,” you say, try to sound strict and in command, but he’s got his other hand cupping your jaw, looking at you like you’re a goddess and not some dorky college student in their even dorkier internship uniform.

“Temptress,” he mumbles, pushes past your clenching lips until he’s flush against you, your walls spasming around his cock because he just feels so good. “Tried to sneak past me in that tiny skirt.” He draws back, lets his swollen head catch at the entrance before sliding back in, pace slow and sensual, too intimate for some random Thursday morning. “Little doll just needs to be fucked in the morning, doesn’t she?” A pitiful whimper catches in your throat, eyes rolling to the back of your head with every glide of his dick back inside of you.

“N- Not my fault you have naughty eyes,” you whimper, hand coming up to bite at your knuckles as Jungkook continues to fuck you so sweetly. “Fuck.”

Jungkook ducks over you, wavy hair tickling your forehead as his hot breath fans across you. Smells like the mouthwash you made him take and hints of last night’s alcohol. “Can’t help it,” he husks, capturing your lips in his. Sloppy and wet, tongue clashing with yours as he guides you along, hips slowing to rhythmic ruts that have you moaning after each roll.

A few drawn-out thrusts later and you’re coming, body so sensitive this early in the morning, and it certainly doesn’t help that Jungkook looks like that (sweaty and worn, dark eyes watching you writhe beneath him). Surprisingly, it takes him a few more rushed thrusts before he follows, barely managing to pull out in time before his sparkling cum is splattering over your tummy and the skirt bunched around it. “No,” you whine, melting into the couch. “Jeon, this is my only one,” you complain, rubbing a hand over your eyes as if that’ll somehow make your legs work again enough to push him off.

Jungkook says nothing as he tucks himself back into his boxers, chest heaving from exertion as he crashes back onto the couch. “Liar,” he responds after a moment, out of breath and half asleep again. He’s still technically hungover. Hand lazily drawing circles on your knee as you sit up, wiggling your skirt back down. He gives you this indecipherable look. “I hid the other one under your dresser.”

You smack his arm. “Why the hell would you—“

He tackles you back into the couch, presses the stain into your skirt. It must feel gross against his naked tummy, but Jungkook doesn’t seem to care. “Makes me too horny,” he announces, pout pressed against your neck. “I had a teacher fantasy the other day. Did I tell you?” You roll your eyes, resigning yourself to this new life squashed beneath your boyfriend. “You were my high school anatomy teacher and I failed, so you made me stay after school for supplemental lessons—“

“That’s an abuse of power,” you point out, back to carding your hands through his now sweaty and greasy hair. “And you would never fail an anatomy class, that’s literally your comfort area of study.”

“Listen,” he stresses, lifts his head until he’s peering at you with these humongous Bambi eyes. “You spanked me and—“

“Go get my skirt.”

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