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calkale · 10 months

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Didn't Tont Scott call Tom Cruise the hot girl of Top Gun. I think that means if you wanna draw a girl . . .

my boy who gets white girl wasted at least twice a month 🫶

#thank you anon #i am never drawing genderbent mav sorry it goes against my beliefs #<- half joking #pete maverick mitchell #calkaleart

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spaceypineapple · 2 years

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hey so

#socialstuck #twitblr #twitter x tumblr #homestuck #im so sorry #spooks art #ok bye theres my monthly art post #<- half joking

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nathsolkyoako · 1 month

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God help me I’m thinking of a modern au of riptide where the captains are illegal food truck owners and the story goes through the different npcs and why they’d stop by while doing what they’re doing

#and alphonze and gryffon are gay and sharing an appartement in it #<- half joking #Queen is a busker whose friends with them and tries to get people to go to their truck #Lizzie and caspian has a food bank or thrift store and they’re secretly union leaders #Ollie stops by before and after school and they give him free food #John originally was going to arrest them but he didn’t and got fired and now works at Lizzie’s thing #Filipe would go and eat at their truck every day and then got an allergic reaction and never came back #I could go on #jrwi riptide

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son1c · 2 years

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this FOX is FRENCH !!!

#i bought this from a french seller omg #it's the cutest tails figure bar none. now i never need to get more tails merch #<- half joking #but omg like just LOOK!!! you can see the belts on his gloves and shoes #cuz he's ITTY BITTY baby!!!

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heartbreakfeelsogood · 1 month

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me asking for validation while writing a fanfic

#op #i sent the one paragraph i’m sorta proud of to taylor and kell because if someone doesn’t tell me i’m not the worst writer in the world—#—i’ll never be able to finish #plus they’ll probably be like the only two people to read it 😭 z.wens nation is borderline nonexistent #it’s me and kell in a tent dragging taylor in by the hair #anyway if any of my other friends wanna hype me up lmk #<- half joking

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cowplushies · 4 months

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undiagnosing myself I'm fine actually

#robin.txt #pro tip! this is cry for help #<- half joking

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tangledinourstrings · 6 months

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#ozma's postshit #fnaf #springtrap #lin manuel miranda tw #<- half joking

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anthroparis · 1 year

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bonsar is better than jacsee. There I said it

#bonsar is what they wouldve been if tdrr was good #<- half joking

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vamptits · 10 months

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Oh my god I can never find good batjokes fics because no one gets it but YOU. YOU GET IT. That was genuinely so good I love your writing style and your depiction of them both I would love to read more from you!!!! Also the (?) at that one part was so fucking funny and the just. "Tits?" I lost it

(Also also if you have any good similar fic recommendations PLEASE drop the link thank you so much and have a good night!!!!)

HI!!! AAH wow thank you for reading and enjoying this means so much!!!!! I may write more in the future, depending on where the hyperfixation takes me (it's looking like more batjokes) so i might share it on here!

#THIS .is everything to me. or whatever. thank tou #I'd love to rec fic but that would mean admitting what i like to read in front of god and everyone #and also idk ive been reading em so fast i feel like theyre blurring together. help #im printing all the nice comments out and making a moodboard #<- half joking #ask #anon

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yumeyumeappleo · 1 year

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fuck it im downloading krita

#hhhhhh im terrified of downloading shit i always assume that its going to explode my computer..#<- half joking #though at one point in time i did believe that #leo talks shit

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dykesbat · 2 years

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2 me cass is attached to a pendulum that rapidly swings between girlboss (gender neutral) and girlfail (gender neutral)

#cass #dc comics #girlfail is feminism btw #<- half joking #now that im typing this this is also rose to me #it's also b but like i like when he's cringefail more yk

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oathofkaslana · 1 year

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HELP SO MANY OF MY GENSHIN FRIEND LIST IS ACTIVE RN.

#who wants to let me fish in their fontaine heartemoji #<- half joking #personal

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mikacchi0 · 1 year

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Even the most powerful healers cannot save everyone.

#oc #you guys are never gonna see him again #<- half joking #blood #crowart

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apocalypsegay · 21 days

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i don't think he clicked through

#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo #i hope u can all accept me for what i am #gravity falls #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #art #ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke #warito #warito in gravity falls

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randalltier · 1 year

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Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

#museum archives #actually irl i get double time in college but it's less embarrassing for the joke to be just time and a half instead #saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise

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linecoveredinjellyfish · 10 months

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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw #kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma #kinda presumptuous and weird #sometimes older people are just hot #it speaks!

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