#[ -COUGH- ]

[see-arcane]

Sun's down, post Glittery Vampire Mina

In which Voluptuous Vampire Jonathan needs a companion in the form of a likewise fantasy-fashioned beloved. If nothing else, Dracula can be trusted to bankroll some undead glam tailoring.*

*Or maybe his tailor just wanted an excuse for some sheer glittery gauzy glowy Mina Harker with a tastefully placed bat-shaped window, who can say?

If you're interested in some art of your own, check out my Ko-Fi page!

[familiarflower]

all i'm saying is i'm a sucker for aus in which sephiroth wins and hunts down avalanche one by one whilst torturing the planet.

[noblehcart]

sometimes i think abt how liesel is 1000% not a 'one night stand girl' but she IS the girlie who is 100% down for 👀👀 whenever with her bf/gf.

-gestures to previous post-

[withoutaconscienceorafilter]

Wade rolls his eyes. “You sound like a PSA for safe, sane, and respectful sex. Maybe I want you to do me nasty until I scream. Have you considered that?”

Or, Nate’s rod and tackle is full metal. No cowardice in character design here.

Rating: Explicit Select Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Dacryphilia, Aftercare, Telepathic Shenanigans, Fisting in spirit if not in reality

[wilted]

help

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

[whorrorfix]

bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood

[aropride]

covid's cool because you get it and you might not even know because you have no symptoms. and you might feel like you have a bad cold or the flu. and you might end up in the hospital or dead. And then after you'll either feel fine. or you'll feel kinda off for a few months. or you'll have years or a lifetime of dealing with a new/worsened disability/disabilities. or you'll die. and you have to gamble every time you go out or take off your mask whether you want to risk getting it or not. and also most of society has decided it's probably fine to risk it because surely it won't happen to them. of course they've had that nagging cough and trouble exercising for months now but that's not covid, it's just this weird cold going around. no they didn't take a covid test, it's probably not covid. no they're not going to wear a mask, they didn't test positive (because they didn't take a test). every day it's like, okay, i might get the Virus That Gives You Seven Disabilities today, and i might not, and absolutely nobody around me is doing anything to prevent anyone else from getting it anymore, because everyone wants to pretend it's not happening. that's really fine and normal.

[xkcdbracket]

news from twitter

[linkedin-offficial]

im cooking chat

[dragonbonez]

An actual angel?

[noblehcart]

im gonna be off obsessing about liesel and the anastasia musical. ttyl!!

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Big fan of when a character's grief/trauma/guilt manifests as physical symptoms. Big fan of characters keeping things so tight inside them that it makes them sick. Big fan of when the line blurs between a character's mental trauma and physical illness until it's hard to tell which is which anymore.

[abyssalzones]

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut