hmm. retainers.
actually, let's first talk about the leylines of sornieth. the network of magic running beneath reality that all magic flows through. the world's natural mechanism for cycling magic.
all magic flows from the leylines, returns to the leylines, and is broken down by the shade within so the cycle can start anew.
(as you might have noticed, the leylines and the shade both are the source of many superstitions and misunderstandings, but this isn't about them.)
near-to-all creatures on sornieth are magical in some way, which means that their magic, too, will return to the leylines upon death.
all that is to say that the leylines are the afterlife. purgatory. whatever. which means that every now and then someone will realize this and try to break out. because that is something people will want to do, because a good few people do not want to be dead and/or do not want to simply fade into oblivion. and because that is something you can do, since magic can, in fact, flow out of the leylines.
(which means that you can, in fact, revive someone if you drag them back out but WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RETAINERS HERE.)
retainers aren't actually dragons. they are just kind of... spawned in by purgatory to keep people from breaking out of the afterlife. luckily, they're usually passive. won't bother you if you're just chilling (or, more likely, dying a second time) in purgatory.
they'll beeline for anyone causing trouble though. this includes people trying to break out, people trying to break in, or people who have already broken in and are running around in the leylines while still being very much alive. they will not pursue people out of purgatory, but they will remember and they will come for your ass once you die again.
physically, they're pretty damn big. about the size of a particularly large imperial. they don't have any limbs by default, but they can grow any number of them so one can absolutely have, i don't know, twenty arms if it needs that many. their wings and haloes (for the ones who do have haloes, at least) are not quite solid, but you'll encounter some resistance if you try to touch them.
they can technically be killed if you fight them hard enough, but so long as they retain a connection to purgatory they simply will not stay dead. "killing" one is a pretty tall order in the first place. they're stupidly big, they can channel lightning (not actually lightning- just raw magic. remember, purgatory is inside the leylines) they're able to teleport, and they can straight-up change the geography of purgatory at will. if you want to get out of purgatory, you're better off trying to avoid these things instead.
they seemingly answer to the employers, despite the employers... not actually having created purgatory. still, some of the employers have taken it upon themselves to watch over purgatory and have managed to intertwine their own magic with that of the leylines. as a result, they have some degree of control over both purgatory and its retainers.
anyways out of universe um. hi it's me i'm being insane about madness combat and making fandragons of the most random things. gabriel ultrakill is here because it makes the most sense. he's a retainer now because it's my lore and i get to pick the writing
also i use "the leylines" and "purgatory" pretty interchangeably above because they are interchangeable. two names for the same thing.
btw sorry i keep drawing things that are not actual flight rising dragons who are actual flight rising breeds. it Will happen again
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"DEAD GAY SON"
THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)
Now, you're seeing the word "Dead" for the third time in my adapted songs. Am I obsessed with death? No, JD is, that's why it's there.
I should also say I don't really like how this one came out, but I had to give you something in theme with pride month, even though this song isn't exactly the best (and I'm sorry for that but I would've had to adapt this song eventually and idk how but many people seem to find this song funny on YouTube so here you are). I should specify I could do way better with other songs and that I dislike how this one came out but it's very close to the original meaning (IMO) so here you have it, "Dead Gay Son".
I'm also sorry for keeping the slur, but it was in the original song and adapting songs is (at least for me) keeping them as close as possible to the original meaning while keeping them singable.
Also I fucked up the syllables and rhymes so bad
ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)
(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)
[PAPÀ DI RAM, parlato]
Aspetta solo un minuto, Paul! È parlare in modo ignorante e odioso come fai tu che rende questo un posto che i nostri ragazzi non sopportavano!
(cantato)
Non erano sconci!
Non era una svistina!
Eran due versi solitari
Nella grande canzone divina!
[PAPÀ DI KURT, parlato]
I nostri figli erano finocchi, Bill!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Sì!
Mio figli'è un omosessuale
E di questo non mi vergognerei—
Voglio che il mondo sappia...
Amo il mio morto figlio gay!
(parlato)
Sono stato a pensare. Pregare. Leggere un po' di riviste. Ed è tempo di aprire le nostre menti!
(cantato)
Beh, il buon Dio l'universo ha fatto
Dio ha creato l'umanità
E penso che sia parte del suo piano nella sua immensità
So che Dio ha una ragione
Per ogni oceano ed ogni goccia
E perché ha deciso di lasciar i ragazzi farsi nella doccia!
Non erano sconci—
Non erano animali!
Eran due lacci isolati nei divini stivali!
Non m'è mai'mportato tanto di gay ma ora me ne interesserei
[PAPÀ DI RAM & CONGREGAZIONE]
E ora ho imparato ad amare…
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Amo il mio morto figlio gay!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Ama suo figlio
Ama suo figlio
Il suo morto gay figlio!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Ora, dico che mio figli'è in Paradiso!
E che s'abbronza in piscina
Il cherubino cammina con loro e, Gesù dice ch'è 'na cosa carina!
Non hanno crimini o odio, non ci sono bigottismo o'nsulti -
Solo persone amichevoli vestite come i loro compaesani preferiti!
Non erano sconci—
[CONGREGAZIONE]
No, no!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Si sentivano rimossi!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Whoa!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Nei lunghi capelli di Dio eran due elastici rossi
Prima quando vedevo un gay avrei detto "Gli sparerei"
[PAPÀ DI RAM & CONGREGAZIONE]
Ma ora ho imparato ad amare…
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
E per di più!
Quei due, eran coraggiosissimi!
Quei due, ne erano coscientissimi!
Quelli li avrebbero giudicati, eran disperati d'esser liberi!
Si son comportati da ribelli, nudi quasi ai gioielli!
Paul, non posso credere
Che continui a rifiutar di capire
Quest'è quel che eravam destinat'a fare—
(parlato)
Parlo di me e te!
Nell'estate dell'83!
[PAPÀ DI KURT, parlato]
Quello è stato un viaggio particolare
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Non erano sconci—
No!
E non solo una percossa—
No, no!
Erano dello strass
Sulla divina borsa!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Il nostro lavoro è di fare quel che da tempo pensavo: "Lo farei"!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Perché ora amiamo, amiamo, amiamo
Amiamo i vostri—
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Sono sù là al battito delle ali angeliche a ballar!
[PAPÀ DI KURT]
Un compagno prendono…
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Verso l'un l'altro si tendono—
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Mentre Judy Garland sta a cantar!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Vivono una seconda vita spensierata e spericolata!
[PAPÀ DI KURT]
Si dondolan sul cancello incastonato—
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ & CONGREGAZIONE]
E hanno una collana incastonata!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Whoo!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Non erano sconci!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
No!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ & CONGREGAZIONE]
Eran bravi uomini!
E ora son felici cuccioli nella tana dei divini!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Andate avanti e amatevi ora
Come avrebbe fatto mio figlio
Insegneremo al mond'ad amar...
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Al mond'ad amar...
[TUTTI]
Al mond'ad amar...
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ sovrapponendosi con la congregazione]
Amo il mio morto gay figlio!
Mio figlio! Mio figlio!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Non tanto male, il tuo morto figlio gay!
Vorrei aver il tuo morto figlio gay!
Grazie, papà, per il tuo...
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ & CONGREGAZIONE]
Morto! Figlio! Gay!
So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)
[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is this ignorant, hateful way of talking like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not tolerate!
(sung)
They were not dirty(but as in filthy/indecent)!
It (I mean as in their "love" but can't find a way to specify it) wasn't a small oversight!
They were two lonely verses
In the great divine(/heavenly? I don't really know how to translate that but it's as in God's/Heaven's) song!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Our sons were pansies, Bill!
[RAM'S DAD]
Yes!
My son's a homosexual
And of that I wouldn't be ashamed (for the rhyme)—
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay(those two got inverted [gay and son])son!
(spoken)
I've remained to think. To pray. To read some magazines. And it's time we opened our minds!
(sung)
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created humanity
And I believe it's all a part of his plan in its immensity
I know God has a reason
For each ocean and drop
And why he chose to let our boys do each other in the shower!
They were not dirty(/filthy/indecent)—
They were not animals (it fit for the rhyme)!
They were just two stray laces in the divine(/Heaven's/the Lord's) big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much but now I would be interested
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
And now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
I love my dead gay(inverted in this part [son and gay])son!
[CONGREGATION]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!
[RAM'S DAD]
Now, I say my boy's in Heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walks with them, and Jesus says it's cute!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or insults -
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite fellow village Person!
They were not dirty(filthy/indecent)—
[CONGREGATION]
No, no!
[RAM’S DAD]
They felt removed (for the rhyme)!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa!
[RAM’S DAD]
They were two bright red rubberbands in God's long hair
Before(,) when I saw a homo(/gay) I would've said "I'd shoot him"
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
And furthermore!
These boys were very brave!
These boys , they were very conscient of it!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They behaved like rebels, stripped almost to their jewels(/balls/testicles)!
Paul, I can't believe
That you keep on refusing to understand
This is what we were meant to be doing—
(spoken)
I'm talkin’ you and me!
In the summer of '83!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
That was one particular trip
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty(/filthy/indecent)—
No!
And not only a hit (because they were bullies and hit people and that's what they were recognised from? Would that make sense?)—
No, no! (Damn ok thanks for the confirmation)
They were rhinestones
On the divine(/Heaven's/God's) purse!
[BOTH DADS]
Our job is now doing what for long I thought: "I'd do this"!
[CONGREGATION]
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead—
[RAM’S DAD]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!
[KURT’S DAD]
They grab a mate…
[RAM’S DAD]
And lean(more like tend/stretch) toward each other—
[BOTH DADS]
While Judy Garland is singing!
[RAM’S DAD]
They live a second life that's fancy-free and reckless!
[KURT'S DAD]
They swing upon the gates with gemstones set inside them—
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
And wear a necklace with gemstones set inside it!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoo!
[BOTH DADS]
They were not dirty(/filthy/indecent)!
[CONGREGATION]
No!
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
They were good men!
And now they're happy cubs in the Gods' (yup the apostrophe placing is intentional and not a mistake, that's what I mean, I'm hinting at the trinity) den!
[BOTH DADS]
Go forth and love each other now
Like my boy would have done
We'll teach the world to love...
[CONGREGATION]
The world to love...
[ALL]
The world to love...
[BOTH DADS overlapping with congregation]
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!
[CONGREGATION]
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
Dead! Gay! Son!
OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):
[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in!
(sung)
They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were two lonely verses
In the Lord's great song!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Our boys were pansies, Bill!
[RAM'S DAD]
Yes!
My boy's a homosexual
And that don't scare me none—
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay son!
(spoken)
I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!
(sung)
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created man
And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic plan
I know God has a reason
For each mountain and each flower
And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!
They were not dirty—
They were not fruits!
They were just two stray laces in the Lord's big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much until I reared me one
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
I love my dead gay son!
[CONGREGATION]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!
[RAM'S DAD]
Now, I say my boy's in heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walk with him and him, and Jesus says it's cool!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin' -
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite Village Person!
They were not dirty—
[CONGREGATION]
No, no!
[RAM’S DAD]
They just had flair!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa!
[RAM’S DAD]
They were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair
Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
And furthermore!
These boys were brave as hell!
These boys , they knew damn well!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants!
Paul, I can't believe that you
Still refuse to get a clue
After all that we been through—
(spoken)
I'm talkin’ you and me!
In the summer of '83!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
That was one hell of a fishing trip
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty—
No!
And not perverse—
No, no!
They were just two stray rhinestones
On the Lord's big purse!
[BOTH DADS]
Our job is now continuing the work that they begun!
[CONGREGATION]
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead—
[RAM’S DAD]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!
[KURT’S DAD]
They grab a mate…
[RAM’S DAD]
And roller skate—
[BOTH DADS]
While Judy Garland sings!
[RAM’S DAD]
They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!
[KURT'S DAD]
They swing upon the pearly gates—
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
And wear a pearly necklace!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoo!
[BOTH DADS]
They were not dirty!
[CONGREGATION]
No!
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den!
[BOTH DADS]
Go forth and love each other now
Like our boys would have done
We'll teach the world to love...
[CONGREGATION]
The world to love...
[ALL]
The world to love...
[BOTH DADS overlapping with congregation]
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!
[CONGREGATION]
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
Dead! Gay! Son!
THE ONE I NOW COMPARE IT TO (29/5/24)
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Semi-Canon Timeline of the Danger Days Universe
(it’s not completely canon, cuz I made a lot of things up for my new fic and ppl have different opinions to me. Also, danger days canon is like, impossible to make sense of)
1973 - The idea of Better Living Industries is proposed and Mom and Dad, it doesn't go very far, however, Marquez persists, gaining support until the Helium Wars
1978 - The First Helium War starts, leading to the destruction and death of several millions. This war goes on for several years
1983 - after 5 long years, the First Helium War ends, the plans for Better Living Industries are put aside, and the company is founded to produce ammunition and weapons for the next war; early Industry workers see profit.
1987 - The next couple of years lead to more bloodshed and death, during the Second Helium War. Bombs are dropped, leaving Europe and Asia in near-complete ruin. Some historians debate against whether there were several wars instead of just two, due to long periods of peace through the years.
1989 - Mom and Dad rise in the US, becoming the main governmental entities, promoting peace.
1990 - The Helium Wars are officially over. Better Living Industries provide relief for victims of war, creating a name for themselves, after profit increase from weapon manufacturing (something which is covered up quickly). The original Battery City is based in San Francisco, one of the few American States left completely standing. However, Battery City remains mostly unpopular, due to standards and the fear of new technology (first versions of droids, headphones, etc, etc.). People don't believe the promises made by the city.
1998 - The Analogue Wars begin. These wars are less bloody and severe, dubbed the Clean Wars, however, Australia is sunk and the rest of the world is ruined. Several people band together to create crews and gangs (The A.K.A.s), like Los Angeles-based Mike Milligram and The Original Fabulous Killjoys + Dennis and the Books on Tape during the Wars, and fight for a chance of freedom. The Zones are introduced after the Wars.
2003 - Battery City finally grows into the modern city populous that it is. Pills are introduced and further developed. Mom and Dad are corrupted by the Books on Tape.
2004 - Mike Milligram (personally affected by Mom and Dad as a child) combats the corruptification of mom and dad + this new version of Battery City in Los Angeles.
2005 - Mike Milligram is finally successful in destroying Mom and Dad, and bringing the downfall of Battery City, however, this is not the end.
2008 - the next couple of years are spent covering up the mess Mike Milligram left behind - he and his allies are 'terminated'; they do not get to grow old. A new science is invented for the pill, citizens grow artificial and 'ideal'.
2010 - The Director is introduced into the city - she will become a leader of the Industry. She successfully covers the story about the A.K.A.s, landing her in a much higher position. The world goes on, however, the city is still redeveloping after the major chaos of Mike Milligram. The term 'killjoy' lives on in the desert, for all rebels.
2011 - Rumours of DESTROYA and the Phoenix Witch gain popularity for stray rebels in the Zones and abandoned droids.
2012 - The Great Fires of 2012 take place, causing tragedy for the rest of the known world. The causes of the Fires are still disputed over, though B.L.I seems to have something to do with it. The Industry rises as a 'saviour', promising a better future for civilians, provided they take the pills offered - 'Have a better day' - and follow rules and guidelines. Memories are wiped, headphones are introduced to keep the bad thoughts away, pill dosages are increased for some.
2013 - Ranks are introduced in Battery City - proper Exterminators were introduced to the Zones; citizens of the city are unaware of this military strength, and of the Zones as a whole. The artificial 'slums' of Battery City are created (dubbed 'the Lobby'), to give citizens a false belief of control - modern Droids are introduced as well.
2013 - Jet Star (aged 16) loses her family and crew in a firefight between early Draculoids. These Dracs are not as developed as the modern ones, and tend to malfunction.
2013 - the new Party Poison (aged 17) and the Kobra Kid (aged 15) escape into the Zones and begin to make a name for themselves.
2013 - Fun Ghoul's first crew disappears mysteriously at 16. The cause is unknown.
2014 - Modern Draculoids are introduced, these are much more effective and easy to control; they're more deadly.
2014 - Korse runs into Party Poison and the Kobra Kid; Poison finds a mortal enemy.
2015 - Jet Star, Party Poison, Fun Ghoul, and the Kobra Kid form the next Fabulous Killjoys (the Fabulous Four) (they are unaware of Mike Milligram and his killjoys).
2015 - Korse is assigned to the Four
2017 - The Four stumble across the Girl
2019 - The Killjoys 'die' in their 20s trying to save the Girl (aged 8) (this doesn't work with some canon, she might be much younger).
2028 - The Girl manages to destroy Better Living with the help of DESTROYA. Rumours of the Four finally seem to die down. Show Pony disappears after the deaths of the DJs.
2032 - History repeats itself. The Director may be gone, but her late followers find themselves the catalyst in Better Living's next rise. Mom and Dad are plugged back in by an unsuspecting ex-citizen, who remains unknown. The Girl is forced to flee back into the desert. She disappears again.
2033 - Dante, aged 35, wakes up. Jet Star is sighted near the previous Nevada
2034 - Party Poison and the Kobra Kid are sighted.
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