More angry vengeful dogday AU but now with a bit of lore because yall seemed to like it--
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i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up
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Roy and Jamie doing the celebrities read mean tweets thing but instead of from random people, it’s just all the bullshit they tweeted about each other that the other didn’t see in the time between Roy blocking Jamie on everything after Jamie tagged him in a tweet about how overdue Roy’s retirement was and Roy unblocking him but not telling him and just waiting for him to figure it out himself once they became friends (not that Roy would ever admit that that was what they were)
(Also, they definitely regularly seemingly unprompted tweeted horrible things about each other and fought online before that but neither of them blocked the other (or followed the other) because they preferred tagging the other in their bullshit for extra annoyingness but Roy was just at his limit for putting up with anything when he retired so Jamie said something not even as bad as usual and got blocked instead of the public argument he was anticipating)
Keeley’s like oh god this is a bad idea I’ve seen what they both tweeted and there’s no way this isn’t going to end up with them both pissed and probably getting into a physical fight
But instead, they both find them hilarious and there’s a lot of “oh, that’s a good one” and “that’s not your best work. You said worse to me this morning” and it’s the most Roy Kent’s been caught on camera laughing
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What do you mean I missed yaoi day? Every day is yaoi day
Here's a Evil Koujaku I never finished
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Shuake Week- Day 1- Bathhouse
rank 6 my beloved💘 why don't you go take your rival to the local bathhouse and listen to him dump about his trauma and then makeout
bonus under the cut;
damn these bitches gay
good for them good for them
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Eddie and Robin floating around Steve’s pool with hangovers while Steve, also hungover, tries to throw cereal in their mouths. Margaritaville by Jimmy buffet plays on loop on the ‘hangover from hell cure’ tape that Eddie swears by.
Eventually Steve swaps to a water gun filled with apple juice when Eddie and Robin complain they are thirsty
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no one:
absolutely no one:
vox: [frantically muttering and scribbling] day 1,185 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,186 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,887 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,188 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,189 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,190 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,191 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,192 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,193 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,194 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,195 since alastor’s disappearance—
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