#[ so i wannnaaaa do that ]

[snoopy-dyke]

when you don't look at the pop up that tells you how soon your alarm goes off after setting it, it's actually not real. the pop up doesn't exist. it's actually always 8 hours.

[readingwriter92]

Took a two hour nap and I still don’t want to do work. That was a failed experiment ig

[peridotsrealm]

What would happen if ATEEZ worked at a hospital

hongjoong: seonghwa and yunho, go to room 112. yeosang and wooyoung, go to room 104. san and jongho, answer any calls. and mingi, you are on bathroom duty

mingi: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU

hongjoong: nothing

seonghwa: you ate his yogurt

mingi: oh

———————

*seonghwa and yunho in room 112*

seonghwa: hello mr. francisco. i see in your chart you recently had surgery for..

mr. francisco: butt enhancement

seonghwa: …right

yunho: how are you sitting then

seonghwa, glaring at yunho: you are supposed to be the better behaved one

yunho: ITS A VALID QUESTION

———————

*yeosang and wooyoung in room 104*

yeosang: now stick out your tongue so i can take your temperature

*wooyoung sticks out his tongue*

yeosang: i’m literally nowhere near you and obviously talking to the child what are you doing

child, their tongue out: my tongue feels weird

yeosang: that’s probably because you licked a sucker you found on the ground that was covered in ants

child: what

yeosang: oh wait that was wooyoung

———————

*san and jongho at desks waiting for calls*

san: so.. how are you

jongho: no

san: that’s not an emotion

jongho: yes it is

*phone rings*

san: hello! how are you today? :D

patient, gasping for air: HELP I CANT BREATHE

san: oh no! what can i do to help? :(

jongho, grabbing the phone: we are on our way

san, being dragged to the room by jongho: OW OW OW OW OW

———————

*mingi, cleaning a bathroom*

mingi: 🎶 all by myyyyselffff 🎶

*dances with the mop*

mingi: 🎶 don’t wannnaaaa beee 🎶

*dips the mop*

mingi: 🎶 all by myselffffff 🎶

———————

hongjoong: that was a productive day guys!

san, crying: SOMEONE ALMOST DIED

hongjoong: this is a hospital.. that happens

san: PEOPLE DIE HERE????????????

seonghwa: you are kidding right

san: THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER HERE

wooyoung, giving san a sucker: here you go

yeosang: NO DONT-

san, licking the sucker: this tastes weird

[hot-girls-favorite-is-daniel]

I saw the new mean girls movie here is my opinions

-it was 5 or 6/10 I was entertained but it really wasn’t that great

⚠️SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY⚠️

negatives:

-first of all the songs were changed in some way to make them less theatre-lisous I guess by changing the background music or something. I’m not super into music so I’m not really sure but it just felt watered-down, like I know a lot of the lines and I was like “oh this is where Regina is gunna scream” and then it would be “I wanna wAatch the wOrlD burn” instead of “I WANNNAAAA WATCCHHH THE WORLDD BUUUUUUUEEEEERRNNNNNNNNNN” like erm what and someone gets hurt reprise? Where was the emotion. Okay I feel like Preston right now but Janis needed to be like “ITSS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIÏIIIIIÍIIIIIIEEEENNNNNNNEEEEEE” but noooooo.

-Second of all they were trying to be as inclusive as possible which means as least offensive as possible, but a lot of the things they changed didn’t even need to be changed + it can be a little offensive too. For example Regina didn’t say “I’ve never weighed more than 115” which isn’t even that offensive? Like it’s not even body shaming anyone because that’s just talking about Regina? Also they changed Karen’s last name, which was also unnecessary. ANDDD despite trying to make it less offensive Damian’s personality was still just “gay” so like if your going to fix it do it right. Also you can’t really make a not even slightly offensive mean girls, that’s just kinda the humor of the movie?

-They added phones and based a good amount of the movie off social media, which speaks for itself. But it’s like the people don’t know how the internet works, or Highschool because everyone pulling out their phones to film 24/7 was very unrealistic, yes there are kids that do that but it’s not like someone spills water at you and suddenly everyone has their flash pointed at you. And when things would blow up it’s like, “do these famous influencers really care that this random Highschool got some water poured on her?” And the way people talked about it like everyone knows what’s going in that random Highschool? -Janis was a lesbian, I mean this one wasn’t really that big of a deal? But I just think a lot of the bullying Regina did was starting a rumor based on idk stereotypes or something. So I kind of liked that it was up for debate or when she was like “I’m not gay I just dress and act like me.” Idk I didn’t really care though.

-most of the original jokes just weren’t funny, when that kid broke the 4th wall when they were apologizing, it could have been funny but it just really wasn’t.

-WHAT HAPPENED TO JINGLE BELL ROCKS NOBODY KNOWS THE SONG THEY DANCED TOO 😭😭😭

-overall it felt like Riverdales Heathers and it did not “Atteee.”

positives:

-A lot of the actors were very good especially Regina’s

-Probably the funniest joke was the boy mean girls, when he was like “Kevin stop trying to make -I forgot- happen! It’s not going to happen!” “UGH GET OFF MY DICK!”

-The lighting was really really good

-I think I liked Aaron more than og Aaron idk

-Some of the side characters were funny

[missamyrisa2]

never been a furniture humper until I started reading your tumblr miss amy I make it like five minutes until my clit is throbbing and attack the nearest table corner lol

Oooh my goooossssh~!!! I'm blushing like run away hide in a blanket and bury my face as I roll under the bed blushh~~ I'm soooo flattered that I could inspire such a reactionnnn and alsoooooo I'm soooo gonna sneak up on your naughty butttt and start tickling those sidesssss and teasing your back with lil kissiesss to your shoulderssss just urging you alonggg~ "come oonnnnn come onnnn be naughtyyyy you know you wannnaaaa" following your writhing with graspy spidery tickle touches~ "Coochie coochie cooooo~ which tease was it hmmm? Did you read about a feather on your pearlyyyyy and get alll exciteddd? How often do you thinkkkk about my teases like this hmmm? Ahh annnnd you're always so naughty huhh?" I question and tickle and hum and coooo~ tickling at your hips to make your progress sooo wigglyy tremblyyy ~ "Aww someone wants to ticklecum sooo badly huhhh~ did you ever think you'd be tickled like this as you hump? Are you my cute gigglehumperrr~ are youuuu~ awww soooo naughtyyy she just can't help ittt~ pooor thing~!!" My fingers glide up your ribs and wiggle in your underarms to make your upper body tremble and squirm while you try to work your royal button below~ "Oooh you can ticklegasm whenever you want darling ~ let it goooo just let it alll goooo~ because I'm absolutely gonna tackle you to the bed after thissss and tickle youuu until you're nothing but a gaspyyyy gigglegasmed pile"~<33

[eomma-jpeg]

WEREWOLF MILLY YOU SAY?? 👀👀👀

Lolol i could provide a silly lil au here for you guys. It's not super well thought out but I um watched twilight and had vampires on my brain.

So Knives and Vash are obviously vampires thats a given, but Knives is the recluse who lures people into their castle or whatever has no qualms about feeding on humans and Vash is so enamored with humans. He thinks they're so cute and only watches them from afar for years and years until he finally builds up the courage to go and hang and he realizes they're not these lil pets they're like Sentient Beings

Whatever whatever MILLY is a werewolf, has been from birth but grew up around humans. Her family is so integrated and intermixed with humans that their scent is often masked by the human pop, so Knives doesn't realize for a long time that there's a werewolf clan like Next Door

Blah blah blah something happens like Vash is persuaded into bringing humans to Knives bc they like Vash and don't know he's a vampire and Knives is a manipulator obviously sooooo Vash (whos powers are dulled bc of poor feeding habits) lures sweet "innocent" Milly to the castle. She's nice and she doesn't say no to things and Vash knows that unfortunately

Cue Knives rolling up and being like "ehehe this big woman will make a lovely meal" and then chomps down.

Milly: "wow your bite is nothing like my brother's"

Knives: My Ego... Owie

And obviously Milly knew she was being led into a trap but she's wanted to come to the castle for ages !!! But she never had the chance to go in bc 1. She's a werewolf and 2. Meryl would never let her go on her own (meryl was indisposed this time lol... out of town)

So Milly's just happy to find out she has vampire neighbors lol. She's not particularly happy that the first thing they did was bite her but Millys also not going to admit that she Kind of Liked It

I have.... yet to decide if werewolf blood is good or not to vampires

I could see Knives avoiding drinking it just out of pride and I could also integrate the idea that werewolf blood sucks but I don't wannnaaaa

I want Knives to obsess about Milly bc that's the only way he knows how to like... love? He met her once and now he can't stop thinking about her !!! And so he's gonna do some dumb things to get her back to the castle lol

Like venture into town for the first time in a century and maybe get himself into trouble and Milly and Vash have to come to his rescue lol

And I want the classic scene where she offers her blood to him and its sexy and cool !!!

Romanticize vampires ??? Who, me ?

Uh and this is the classic werewolf in that they lose themselves on the full moon every month and Milly normally locks herself up with her family and they just chill for the night

But what ifff the town figures out Milly is a wolf and they capture her and are mean and Oh No! Knives goes into a blind rage bc he can sense she's in trouble and he may or may not take down some townsfolk

(Much to Vash's dismay)

But yeah I just like the idea of Knives having gone unchallenged in his power for a long time only to have this podunk small town girl who is So Powerful just fight back against him ONE TIME and now he can't stop thinking about her.

Wolfwood and Livio are in this au but I haven't decided where I want them. I think just they'd be townsfolk that help protect the family secret.

(Oh and ofc there's a tragic "Immortal Monster Vash falls for a Human and they live their lives together but Meryl ofc is a mortal and can't live forever....." lil side aspect)

But mostly I wanted the silly scene of Knives biting an innocent town woman only to find out she's a supernatural being who tastes really good and why can't he stop thinking about her ????

Thank you for letting me indulge in this nonny lolol

[system-of-a-feather]

Anyone got lawyer recommendations so I can sue my brain?

My Brain, the past three days: College college college huge plans ideas methods how to do things research research lets go lets go

Me: Aight we are gonna talk with our old professor to talk about grad school

My Brain: nooooo but im sleepy i dont wannnaaaa

[rry2k]

Should someone grab Daisy? Or just let him rot and wallow in his self pity as he is clearly refusing our lovely "help." -🌌

Mmm.

Alright, up and at 'em Lackadaisy. You walking or do you want to get fireman carried?

hhhhhhhhhh....

[ He's just laying there. Turned away from Conductor. ]

Ah. Um.

Bridal Style...? Like a hug.

leaveeee mee aloonneee.....

I just... wannnaaaa... sleeeeppp..... Wannnaaaa..... go... toooo.... dreammmmlandddd..... Ignorreeee everythingggg....

I'm afraid that's not possible, if you were always sleeping then you can't confront anything, and therefore you're always going to be in pain when you wake up. Eventually the hurt doesn't hurt so much, but only if you're awake and keep going. Like a callus, wouldn't you say?

...You'reeee sounndddingggg... likeee the emaillleerrrsss....

I don'tttt.... wannnaaaa connnfrronttt anythinggg.... Justttt sleeeppppp....

Benrey, sometimes you have to lance an infection, even if it hurts, because if you don't it's only going to get worse.

[ Lackadaisy would turn to face Conductor ]

I..... donnttttt wannnnaaaa.....

Too bad. If i kept saying flowery stuff you'd just keep doing the same thing. So!

[Conductor crouches and picks Lackadaisy up. Get fireman carried, slug.]

mmmmmmmmm....

[asksuccubussides]

(Hi, me again. I’m back with the fun facts.)

I’m going to scuttle up to Remus and climb up the wall until I’m eye level with him. Hey there, I’ve not spoken to you directly yet and that is a tragedy so I’m hear to fix that. Did you know that humans can bite through their fingers with the same ease as biting through a carrot?

Sketch

As soon as Remus saw you he grabbed you by the tail and held you above his mouth to swallow in one whole bit. Right before, he recognized you though and pushed you back onto the wall. He petted your scaley head to say sorry.

"Hello tiny-miney" He shone up when heard your fact and clasped his hands excitedly "I do actually know that!! I'm a bit of an expect of human biology if I may brag! Muhahah! I've seen the Thrones do that finger thing a few times!...Thrones are like....the demons who do the whole hell agony thing....they're like prison guards I guess. Ugh, my dream job!"

He was laying on his bed in the bedroom of his and a few other succubus squadrons. It looked a bit like sleeping quarters of a military space. It was all bunk beds lined up against the bright white walls. The room was big and yet with the amount of beds and the amount of stuff littered over the place it still managed to feel crowded. There were no lights. Once it got dark it got dark.

His brother slept on the top bunker and she took up most of their space as well. She had pushed in as many boxes under the bed as she could fit to keep her collection of human souvenirs and clothes. The rest she had in a storage room on earth. Remus only had his stack of food and tiny collection of human media with demons in it. Including his signed copy of Dante's Divine comedy. And an octopus plushie. He liked plushies. Emile had introduced them to him.

Remus held out his arm and let you climb onto it before cupping you in his hands. His long uneven claw like nails scratched at your head while he met your eyes.

"It's kinda empty in here y'see? I think everyone's over at Emile right about now. It's the end of the month, we gotta tell how many people we've seduced so Emile can like write it down and send to the managers y'know? Em's the accountant. Nerdy lil accountant guy. Filled with very bloody organs. I think he would look amazing if he got squished like a bug."

He fell back onto the bed and you noticed how cold his hands were. Despite the general warmth of hell he felt like a corpse. His nails had gone purple as well. If you focused you could feel the blood pumping under your feet, his pulse was slow.

"I don't wannnaaaa go tell Em. A bunch of succubi are gonna be there and everyones gonna look at me weird and Em's gonna be all sweet to me and well meaning and i hate his pittttyyyyy. It makes me wanna chew bones!!!"

He squeezed your cheeks while rolling over onto his stomach. He gave you big puppy eyes while his tail flickered back and forth. You noticed that his horns were the only warm part of him. They were vibrating with red hot light.

"You're cute and squishy, wanna go on an adventure with me?" He sniffed "You're not from earth are you. I can show you earth! And how we demons travel there! Or we can go annoy Remy!....Or" he rolled his eyes "If you insist I guess we can go to Emile like I'm supposed to"

[killbaned]

Had to choose between eating before work and battling gut demons and figured it'd be better to battle the demons. Perhaps if I do so now, and eat on my lunch break, I can sleep well again tonight. I have to be up early for my doctor appointment tomorrow and I don't wannnaaaa but I'm hoping I can do that and my few errands and be back home to get comfy in bed by like 3pm. I have to watch horror movies and play animal crossing on my day off, you see, it's very important.

[cagedpuppy]

puppyvrained rn

hiding dis all under the cut ofr notification purposes butbutbutttt idk im so puppy rn nx and sx likeeeeeee i wanna curlup under ur desk nd sleep but i alos wannaaaaaa cralw into ur lap nd whine in ur leg until u gently pushbme to the side nd breed meeeeeee nd also i wanna b pet nd i wanna have have u scratch my sxalp while i choke on ur cock nd i wannnaaaa wear a xollar and wag my tail nd i need so much but cant do nythingggggh bd it sucksssss it sucks!!!! but iys kay

going to bed now but yeah i just wanted to document how i feltttttt lov u

[yoylechess]

PLEEEAAAASEEEE LITEARLLY EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS SICK RN & IM THE ONLY ONE WHO HASNT THROWN UP YET AND I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT AND IF I DO IM GOING TO EXPLODE PLEEEAAASE ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE THROWN UP LEAVE ME ALOOONNNNEEEE I DONT WANNNAAAA

[carcinized]

i am functioning on 6 hrs of sleep 👍 ill sleep early tonight hopefully but im glad that youre happy friend. also i learned how to write a cipher and its really cool yay books

DUDE LITERALLY LIKE SAME !!!!! i went to bed at 2am last night bc i was talking to my irl friend and shes 2 hours behind me rn (traveling) and we got carried away. and i SHOULD go to bed early tonight bc i need to work early tomorrow and get up early the next day too (but thats for more fun stuff im getting my nails done w my mom) but. i dont wannnaaaa ,, you know how it is. but yeah i do feel better today i am makin progress peepoLove.

but OOOOH CIPHER HELLO THATS COOL AS SHIT?????? adam thats so fucking awesome i wish you so many good cipher adventures that is AWESOME

[moonsidesong]

"you look ridiculous!"

[weathernerdmando]

so for Russian class we had to interview an exchange student from Russia and she was very nice but I am also aware that my portion of it sucked. It was long, half in English on my part and just. Bad. I hope she doesn't play it in class bc it's 20 minutes long and also bad. And I'm just crying because I'm scared she's gonna say "well, you aren't doing well enough to really progress and you're not Trying hard enough" or something and like have me dropped or not recommend I take it next semester. Which is going to kill me if she does because that's my "birth" language if that makes sense and I'm going to feel worthless if apparently I'm not good enough at it to continue.

[despairforme]

     ❝ I’m ‘da QUINTO. I ain’t no fuckin’ Quinta. ❞