#ive had this in my brain for a while

[leighsartworks216]

The Egos as Things I Did/That Happened to Me in College

Actor: roommate had people over to do stick n pokes on them but it was after 11 and they weren't leaving so i had to blast music and roll over to ignore them

Dark: strolled around campus late at night in Phantom of the Opera garb (fancy vest, cape, skull cane, mask) with friends, one of which wore a dinosaur costume

Wilford: went with friends to the campus pond to scream. some people even screamed back

Damien: crossed the campus during a torrential rain to have a (scheduled) meeting with a teacher who emailed me (as i was sitting in the hall waiting) not to come to the meeting bc of the weather

Yancy: went to an audition with a friend (my first ever) and sang a song way too low for me bc i enjoyed the song so much

Illinois: went with a friend behind a strange fenced in area and found a shit ton of glass bottles and stuff. walked until we found a no trespassing sign and went there again with a third friend later

Engineer: found an old tv by a dumpster. brought it back to my dorm where we gutted and cleaned it with disinfectant wipes. took turns sitting inside it and taking polaroids of each other

Murdock: roommate threw a stuffed animal at me bc i had allergies and was snoring during my nap (he's throwing the stuffed animal)

Bing: walked around with a Magikarp hat on that i made myself and finished the Morning I decided to wear it to my class

Captain Magnum: with the freedom of living alone + having a debit card, i bought spinning rings, an angry corgi plush, a 100 piece tiny baby set, and 175 piece dice collection

Bim Trimmer: gave a presentation about a renaissance art work that basically resulted in infodumping about the work and the artist

Eric Derekson: didn't go to a class for weeks (like two classes per week) because it was in a building i'd never been in before

The Jims: asked the ra's at a friends dorm for condoms so that we could make balloons

Author/Host: wrote a 12 page essay on a subject that was only supposed to be 5 pages

Annus: helped a fallen and weak cicada back onto a nearby tree. couldn't look at the tree for a week+ bc i knew it wouldn't be there

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WEREWOLF MILLY YOU SAY?? 👀👀👀

Lolol i could provide a silly lil au here for you guys. It's not super well thought out but I um watched twilight and had vampires on my brain.

So Knives and Vash are obviously vampires thats a given, but Knives is the recluse who lures people into their castle or whatever has no qualms about feeding on humans and Vash is so enamored with humans. He thinks they're so cute and only watches them from afar for years and years until he finally builds up the courage to go and hang and he realizes they're not these lil pets they're like Sentient Beings

Whatever whatever MILLY is a werewolf, has been from birth but grew up around humans. Her family is so integrated and intermixed with humans that their scent is often masked by the human pop, so Knives doesn't realize for a long time that there's a werewolf clan like Next Door

Blah blah blah something happens like Vash is persuaded into bringing humans to Knives bc they like Vash and don't know he's a vampire and Knives is a manipulator obviously sooooo Vash (whos powers are dulled bc of poor feeding habits) lures sweet "innocent" Milly to the castle. She's nice and she doesn't say no to things and Vash knows that unfortunately

Cue Knives rolling up and being like "ehehe this big woman will make a lovely meal" and then chomps down.

Milly: "wow your bite is nothing like my brother's"

Knives: My Ego... Owie

And obviously Milly knew she was being led into a trap but she's wanted to come to the castle for ages !!! But she never had the chance to go in bc 1. She's a werewolf and 2. Meryl would never let her go on her own (meryl was indisposed this time lol... out of town)

So Milly's just happy to find out she has vampire neighbors lol. She's not particularly happy that the first thing they did was bite her but Millys also not going to admit that she Kind of Liked It

I have.... yet to decide if werewolf blood is good or not to vampires

I could see Knives avoiding drinking it just out of pride and I could also integrate the idea that werewolf blood sucks but I don't wannnaaaa

I want Knives to obsess about Milly bc that's the only way he knows how to like... love? He met her once and now he can't stop thinking about her !!! And so he's gonna do some dumb things to get her back to the castle lol

Like venture into town for the first time in a century and maybe get himself into trouble and Milly and Vash have to come to his rescue lol

And I want the classic scene where she offers her blood to him and its sexy and cool !!!

Romanticize vampires ??? Who, me ?

Uh and this is the classic werewolf in that they lose themselves on the full moon every month and Milly normally locks herself up with her family and they just chill for the night

But what ifff the town figures out Milly is a wolf and they capture her and are mean and Oh No! Knives goes into a blind rage bc he can sense she's in trouble and he may or may not take down some townsfolk

(Much to Vash's dismay)

But yeah I just like the idea of Knives having gone unchallenged in his power for a long time only to have this podunk small town girl who is So Powerful just fight back against him ONE TIME and now he can't stop thinking about her.

Wolfwood and Livio are in this au but I haven't decided where I want them. I think just they'd be townsfolk that help protect the family secret.

(Oh and ofc there's a tragic "Immortal Monster Vash falls for a Human and they live their lives together but Meryl ofc is a mortal and can't live forever....." lil side aspect)

But mostly I wanted the silly scene of Knives biting an innocent town woman only to find out she's a supernatural being who tastes really good and why can't he stop thinking about her ????

Thank you for letting me indulge in this nonny lolol

[starfruitsomething]

that one scene in Lions Mane

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[just-illegal]

[bogkeep]

thoughts, repeating.

[anewp0tat0]

looks like I can draw again!!

Sebastian called him "orphan" for the rest of the week.

[kikker-oma]

THE CHAIN WITH A CHILD

I REPEAT- THE CHAIN WITH A CHILD

[noodleharp]

Agents 8 and… 8!

older brother is named Hirose and little sister is named Maru. say hi!!

[fionnacampbel]

aelin about rowan: this is my ken. his job is war. he comes with a hatchet and 300 years of trauma :)

[gobstoppr]

Tetris Fanart.

I've been playing tetris while listening to horror podcasts. and yeah

[the-dragon-girl-27]

Milgram as a concept is very cool but also can simutaniously also be very unintentionally hilarious

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

when you mentioned in your tags that there was hardly any laughingstock i didn't believe you at first, but holy shit ur right. YOU AND @krasytoonz MADE ME INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK BELIEVER. I WILL PAY TRIBUTE TO THESE SKRUNGLY FUCKERS SOON, MARK MY WORDS *shakes fist into the void*

no yeah Seriously though its just us out here, fighting for our lives in the fucking Trenches. in ten years someone is gonna use the word 'laughingstock' casually in conversation and im gonna have War Flashbacks

[ch1zzie]

It's waldy

Futur water too but not done

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[al-luviec]

juvie buddies

[slavhew]

daily affirmations: im the shit