IF HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE
IF ANGELS CAN DO WHATEVER AND REMAIN IN THE SKY
THE RULES ARE SHADES OF GRAY WHEN YOU DON'T DO AS YOU SAY
WHEN YOU MAKE THE WRETCHED SUFFER JUST TO KILL THEM AGAIN
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Need more GUY! Hucow! Appreciation! *slams my fists on the table* So I'm shouting my thoughts like a heathen!
Guy hucows/ bulls who get milked on the double! Mechanical pumps who suck a guys nips till they're naturally just engorged with milk! Chest/pecs audibly sloshing whenever he moves from one section of the barn to another. Nipples readily and easily spraying milk whenever you tug. His chest is so heavy and sensitive from constant milking sessions that he can't help but groan! Heavy Man tits/pecs that need to be regularly emptied for relief. A guy asking you to help milk him because he's soooo damn tired of doing it himself.
Guy hucows who are soft and squishy, and they like to be pet and softly squished. Guy hucows who are masc and buff and like their body hair ruffled when you're done milking them! Guy hucows with beard/chin scruff that you can scratch under while he's stuck in the milk machine! Head tilting into your hand because he loooooves being a good milking Cow/Bull!
JUST NEED ME MORE MALE HUCOW/BULL CONTENT DAMN!!!!
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Was going to write this as a reply to something but realized it needed its own post.
The tl;dr is that, from the looks of it, Automattic absolutely has every intention of turning Tumblr into a marketing media platform.
I work for a marketing company. I build websites.
Specifically, I build websites on Wordpress.org, which is operated by the Wordpress Foundation.
The Wordpress Foundation is the non-profit counterpart to the for-profit company Automattic.
Automattic, as we know, is the company that currently owns Tumblr.
Now, the thing about Wordpress.org (not to be confused with Wordpress.com) is that it's very, VERY popular amongst small businesses. Not only can you build a fully-customizable website with relative ease, you can also add an online shop using another Automattic product: Woocommerce.
Not too long ago, I noticed a new feature was added to Woocommerce: A button next to each Woocommerce product which allows you to Blaze them to Tumblr right from the comfort of your dashboard:
This is what I get when I click that little "Blaze" button...
As someone who understands these tools, I understand the potential implications of these features:
The Blaze feature is basically an up-and-coming ad campaign system that's directly integrated with Woocommerce websites, which I think is the first ad marketing system of its kind. You don't have to log into a social media account to advertise your products, use a second-party integration, or even pay another service to manage your social media ads. It's all baked right into your business's website.
THIS is their planned money-maker, folks, not the rainbow checkmarks or crab armies. And the reason why Automattic would do this kind of thing is simple: Businesses are wealthier than individuals. By implementing a B2B service, Automattic can make more money off of Tumblr than user subscriptions and shoelaces will ever provide.
It's all the same song and dance. Businesses can now shove more ads into your face in a new, convenient fashion. It'll be ads that don't look like ads disguised amongst ads that do look like ads, just like it is with Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, and literally every other marketing media service that calls itself a "social" media.
(Tumblr's new video feature? My guess is that it's there to prepare for video-format Blaze campaigns. Influencer-style videos are the only kind of ad format Gen-Z is receptive to, which is why you're suddenly seeing videos on every platform.)
All they really gotta do now is make Tumblr look appealing to the normies so they can draw in a userbase that isn't trying to escape the onslaught of commercialism that plagues other sites.
Tumblr is one of the last true social medias we have; a place where content is made purely for the sake of talking about it. But given the writing on the wall...I doubt it'll stay that way.
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[ edit: removed pictures bc i just realized artist said no reupload but LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT ZHONGLI AND AL HAITHAM. UEUEUEUE ]
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (me) IM NOT WELL IM UNWELL IM ABUWQAHD)O*#HQR*)UWHFGOAE I CANTLUHALSD I CANT DO THIS GUYS I IM I I OH MY GOD IM BARKING MEOWING YOWLING PAWING AAT THEMM WAGGIN GMY TAIL ROLLIN GON TO MY BELLY CRYING SCREAMING YELLING KICKING THE FLOOR I NEED THEM I NEED I CANT I NEED THEM CARNALLY I NED I I
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WAIT 1,001 ???????? I'M 😭 THIS IS QUITE SOMETHING TO WAKE UP TO?! 😭😭😭
NNH I WANTED TO DO A LIL SOMETHINKG FOR 1K BUT </3 ALAS I HOPED TO GET MY INBOX EMPTY BY THEN... HOW ARE Y'ALL SO QUICK!!! SWEAR THE GROWTH HAS BEEN CRAZY HAJDJSKFHE ive never before reached a milestone like this in my life, you guys are insane truly??? 😭
aaaah thank you always for all of your support even in light of my recent inactivity, you make me so soft :( it's always a joy to share my self-indulgence with a bunch of you, i'm glad to have you all along for the ride 🥺🤍
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Life is hard! Consider buying my stuff!
My life isn't quite falling apart, but things have gotten really tricky lately. One housemate (and their super destructive, permanent houseguest) is refusing to pay their share of rent or utilities for the next three months, and another is refusing to pay their full share of rent for that same amount of time and is making us cover around $75 every month, and I'm having to double-up my hours at work while still being a full-time student (and also one of my professors, who we're 99% sure is using ChatGPT to generate her citations because none of them exist and we pointed this out, hates my guts and has been grading me really harshly and forcing me to go full-sail on every assignment to ridiculous degrees in order to pass this required class).
My spouse is working on getting full-time at their job, but it looks like they won't be able to until December, and we also have no idea how much rent is going to increase this year-- my guess is it's going to go up another $500, same as last year, to a total of $3,000, so things are gonna get really fucking bumpy until around January, probably.
So basically, if you like the work I've done, consider throwing me a tip on Ko-Fi or buying my stuff on Itch.io:
(Also I promise we have more stuff lined up that we want to polish and publish, life has just been super-duper fucking busy! There is so much more going on right now than what I've mentioned here, especially in terms of surprise medical bills and other horrible surprises. And we haven't forgotten about Inky Paws issue 2, either, which we're still hoping to have done by December and which will STILL always be entirely 100% free to download, no matter what our living or money situation looks like. That will never ever change, so please don't worry!)
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actually you know i bitch about shb!thancred a lot and how his whole arc in the expac (as well as in post-hw let’s be real) reduces minfilia to haunting the narrative and also he doesn’t always treat ryne great, BUT,
i would be lying if i didn’t say that his relationship with ryne makes me uh, fucking cry. the fact that his first instinct when he hears that she exists and that she is being locked away and abused by a theocratic dictatorship with the largest military in the world is to go free her as soon as possible no matter the cost makes me cry. the fact that even with all his butthurt and trauma and his flaws he has the presence of mind to eke out some semblance of family with her and urianger makes me cry. the fact that he teaches her how to defend herself first makes me cry. the fact that despite everything he fucking pulls his head out of his ass and learns to relate to her as a real father and child instead of a standin for someone he misses makes me cry. the fact that despite everything ryne keeps him in her life and in her heart makes me cry. thanks for coming to my ted talk
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