#[[ nerd ]]

[rqbossman]

Any highlights from the LARP? I was one of the many bards that ended up gathered by Hadrian's Hall Saturday night - had no idea you were running it!!

Since you asked: Friday: Tending bar till 3am, apparently I've still "got it".

Saturday: Went monstering and ended up being made leader of the elite units, destroyed my voice then my body. Came back to discover I had accidentally become the hot bar of Empire. Turned down purchase offers, met imperial taster, hosted an orchestra (sort of), got pressganged into blind knife fighting and a tug of war (winning both and showing off outrageously) also a light amount of running through the woods murdering people.

Sunday: Awake bright eyed and bushy tailed. Go to battle, get traumatic wound meaning I can't run, lose the same leg 6 times, get cut off, haemorrhage 36 hit points (for reference base players have 2 TOTAL) then die. There was nothing left for a funeral. Need to work on a new, less vanilla character now people know me but I can confirm a relative will inherit Hadrian's Hall and it will stay in business. TLDR: My first character finally got everything he wanted then immediately got turned into hamburger meat. He burned like a comet then fucked off just as fast.

[whitieswedgies]

This dude was trying to act all tough and pretending to be some big bully, but I knew he was a nerd. I accused him of being a nerd and if he was a bully, he wouldn’t have a problem showing what underwear he’s got on. When he refused I already knew my answer. So of course I had to strip him down and stretch out those tighty whities and expose his ass. 😂

[eveliwol]

Bird doodle

[ltilixx]

hell yeah

[nerdbrazil]

[enz0-nik0]

Got even more for ya before I disappear for a long time 🧷

Sum rushed ass art of @angrycryptidd !! I got permission to draw them *smirks* Highkey should've put more effort into it

Really really cool person I like their style a lot *sniffle* totally not jealous

[randomvideosicantletgoof]

Lolllllll

[tbbt-fan]

[blumineck]

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

In my recent game I came across some dialogue from Gale I've not seen before, despite this being my 500000000th romance with this man. So we meet Lorroakan for the first time and convince him that Aylin is dead. Speaking to Gale, I think, ok, he's going to be like "hey what a shit wizard" or "what an arrogant little twat" because we've already seen his rubbish projections and it's Lorroakan, come on. Then Gale says this:

Yes, he falls short of - wait. What? Gale is roasting Lorroakan not for his magical skills. He is incensed by his inability to use multiple sources to verify information.

This absolute nerd is more pissed about having too few citations than the fact that Lorroakan is an amoral little jerk that wants to torturously leech off of an aasimar's soul for his own immortality.

I -

Gale, please never change. I love you, you ridiculous dork.

[pinkpunkdotpng]

artist rendition of what my mom just walked in on

[musapylsa]

why is this gif already 15 hours long 🆘🆘🆘🆘🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

[nerdbrazil]

[witchtaunter]

She thinks that is what flirting is.

[local-lover-boy]

I'm going to fuck that nerd