#[long suffering sigh]

[jonasiegenthaler]

22.02.24 | Nico Hischier

[littler3d]

I’d feel a bit more emotional at Corlys renaming his ship “The Queen Who Never Was” if he didn’t have two bastards running around driftmark

[normalbrothers]

@gromky

[wanderingblindly]

Hey bb!! For the WIP game!

Fuck it, we (don't) ball

Oopsies, fucked my boss

😋🫶

oh god, those are two that will probably get moved to my graveyard folder eventually ((when hell freezes over and I stop being so stubborn). But!!!

Fuck It, We (Don't) Ball:

This was actually meant to be another installment in my silly little Is It Gay Verse! Inspired by that interview in the offseason, when Oscar put together his fake basketball team and -- notably -- didn't include Lando. Snippet below the cut <3

“He’s cheating on me!” Lando gasps, looking down at his phone with comically wide eyes. He thrusts the phone in Daniel’s face, ignoring his closed eyes, and repeats it with more exaggerated emphasis: “My husband is cheating on me!” “Cheers to the happy couple,” Daniel mumbles, pulling the rim of his hat down lower and sinking further into the couch. “With Charles.” He says, shaking the phone where it continues to hang in the space between them. Daniel cracks an eye. “Actually?” “He can’t even play basketball!” Lando whines, tossing his phone onto the couch and hiding his face in his hands. There’s a moment of silence between them – Daniel’s eyes once again closed and Lando peering through his fingers. “You’re s’posed to comfort me, mate.” “I’m sorry your husband kicked you off his imaginary basketball team.” He says without enthusiasm, the words lazy in his semi-consciousness. Clearly Daniel isn’t going to play along – even though Lando is notably not playing. He’s peeved, the edits he saw of Oscar spinning a basketball on his finger suddenly in the back of his mind. The cute slideshow of him smiling through an interview, clearly equal parts uncomfortable and excited, feels like a distant memory. Oscar would put Charles on his basketball team over him? Alex and George? Fine, he can accept being short. Logan? Sure, Americans basically come out of the womb with a basketball, or something. Zhou? He seems confident, Lando can’t argue. But Charles?

Tbh I stll think the idea is cute, I might fiddle with it later....

Oopsies Fucked my Boss:

GOD I JUST WANT TO WRITE A FUCKING OFFICE AU SO BADLY WHY DO NONE OF MY OFFICE IDEAS PAN OUT!!! NONE OF THEM1!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! BITCH!!!!!

“He’s not even good at his job!” Max exclaims, slamming his half empty glass on the table – Lando watches the beer sloshes dangerously around the edges, holding back a wince. “We fucking went to Uni together! I’m the reason he even passed Tax! ‘It’s Mr. Leclerc, actually’,” He mocks a French accent with disdain. “Like, are you fucking kidding me?” “Maybe he doesn’t remember you?” Lando suggests light heartedly, hoping to move on from the subject before Max gets even more upse– “Obviously he fucking remembers me! We were,” He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, lowering his voice to a low, harsh whisper. “We slept together, ok? I know he remembers.” Lando stares at him with wide eyes, mimicking his body language and leaning towards the center of the table. “Real shit?” He whispers back, earning an eye roll as Max sits up and downs the remainder of his beer in one go. “No. I’m joking about sleeping with my new fucking boss, obviously. Cheers, mate.”

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[douevenbleachbro]

IR Month 2023, day 5 prompt: Fairest

AO3: Fight With Snow White

Rated T

"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

Beautiful artwork by @almightybuttcheeks

[tangerisms]

girl help the f1 got me again

[mudwingprince]

THANKS SPOTIFY I DIDNT NEED TO BE HIT WITH THIS RIGHT AFTER THE EPISODE NAMED "THE FIRE" YOU FUCKING BITCH SPOTIFY

[thisperfectmonsoon]

feeling so vulnerable bc I slept like shit and I haaaaaate it. I’m a strong, independent woman who doesn’t neeeeeed to be babied and cared for.

[that1notetaker]

Me in a groupchat: How old were you again? Person in the chat: 28 Me, thinking they look rather young based on their pfp :): Oh. I thought you were younger :)) Me, a few days later at a meetup: I forgot the name of this person-- Another person from the chat: The one you called old? Me: I what

[centaur-dreaming]

Just finished belting out Creep by Radiohead n I walk into the kitchen to find the backdoor wide. fucking. open. wide open.

[mitchmrner]

another day. another leafs game

[astramachina]

the internet is so good at shutting me up. i spent ten minutes typing out a clear and concise recap + meta analysis on the teaser only for my pc to disconnect from the wifi the moment i hit post. rude as hell.

[zackmartin]

It’s only sep 1st and I already want to write something fall/Halloween themed for zenry so damn bad

[twotales]

Welp, I consumed probably too much dr. who fanfiction. Discovered another rarepair I love im fucked and read every fic that exists on ao3 about them. fuuuuck why does this keep happening?

[happy-hokkyokugitsune]

The shitty part about getting on a regular sleep schedule means I have practically zero time for fun stuff and THAT is making me even more tired.

[eorzeashan]

what am I willing to put myself through to see Jadus again. what's a man gotta do