Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
๐ดโโ ๏ธ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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AHOY???
๐ plundermebooty Follow
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
๐ด pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats โ โ
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๐กwagscallion Follow
everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
๐จ matelotsaboteur
Really makes you think
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๐ crossdressing101 Follow
this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
๐ crossdressing101 Follow
honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
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mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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โต privatesteer Follow
wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
๐งโโ๏ธ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow
ีกaีผีผa สษจึศถษีผ ศถึ
ึษจสษีผ ึึ
ีผษข?
โต privatesteer Follow
no thanks
๐ถ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
๐ถ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
i have drowned at sea
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
๐ฆ longjohngolder Follow
girl its not that deep โ
๐ boat-enthusiast Follow
to YOU. i just get it
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๐โโ๏ธ dudeindistress Follow
honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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๐ฆ pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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๐ plundermebooty Follow
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
๐ plundermebooty Follow
i think i hauve scurvy
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๐ swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
๐ถ longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
๐ swabmydick Follow
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
๐ด pegmeg
op killed them
๐ swabmydick Follow
even better news mateys, they kissed โ โ โ
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Tumblr in the 60s
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๐๐CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM ๐๐๐๐๐๐BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!๐๐๐ 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men๐๐๐
๐ homophilespock follow
SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK
๐ starrfleet follow
They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.
๐ป lesbianbobdylan follow
Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass
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๐ป flowerpower follow
Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes
๐ป flowerpower follow
...i just woke up, why is my askbox full
๐ป flowerpower follow
WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED
๐ป flowerpower follow
guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed
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๐น nixonsafascist follow
do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard
๐น nixonsafascist follow
easy website
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Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you
๐ฃ lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262
Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.
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Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you
๐ป๐ณ shirellesofficial follow
Oh no I think she couldn't handle that
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โ draftdodgerdyke
DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.
๐โโ๏ธ silvermilk follow
You should be ashamed of yourself.
โ draftdodgerdyke
huh??
๐โโ๏ธ silvermilk follow
I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.
โ draftdodgerdyke
Jesus, don't flip your wig
๐โโ๏ธ silvermilk follow
My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.
โ draftdodgerdyke
Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.
#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft
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๐ช prostitutesandlesbians follow
in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly
๐ช prostitutesandlesbians follow
#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus
idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post
โ๏ธ jesusrevolution follow
The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.
๐ท to-hell-with-the-beatles follow
How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!
โ๏ธ jesusrevolution follow
Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.
๐ช prostitutesandlesbians follow
help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post
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๐ผ donovandyke follow
I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!
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๐ฃ claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287
Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!
๐ฅ ringoforpresident follow
it literally does tho
โ draftdodgerdyke
Another win for us hot guys
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