#im a simple man

[tastytastysoap]

Cope how you need to

[t4t-scout]

did i draw this just to make one joke?... yeah

undercut textless vers + og screenshot :3

stinky <3

[yazzdonut]

this was going to be a full redraw but my basic edit is funnier hiiiii MH nation

[harlequinpants]

[manichewitz]

me explaining why i ship sam and frodo: *hours of rambling about the intricacies of their relationship, ten in-text citations of all the times sam’s devotion to frodo saved them both from disaster, quoting “i can’t carry it for you but i can carry you” and “dont go where i cant follow,” sobbing about how they canonically love each other so deeply, bringing up academic articles about wartime homoeroticism and deconstructing toxic masculinity, etc*

me explaining why i ship aragorn and legolas: im gay and i want to see the pretty men fuck

[no-nightingalez]

Oh no. I’ve discovered the “crowley has chronic pain” headcannon/fanfic trope and I’m now never going to think about anything other than that for the rest of eternity

[weedsmokingbfs]

i think the safest way to make everyone happy is pomni x zooble x gangle x ragatha x jax yuri polycule. kinger and caine can explore eachothers bodies or something idgaf

[vendynee]

Drops this with no context

[sreegs]

the sudden change in mood you experience when you go from having a day without spicy noodles to a day when you're going to go get spicy noodles

[sliced-n-diced]

Reader as a slasher who braodcasts their kills on some dark web website, always making sure to keep their face out of sight as they kill and dismember their latest victim

Ghostface catching a stream and at first thinks Reader is totally overrated and is prepared to see some messy, shoddy work only to end up going down a rabbit hole of older videos after learning aleverything he can (not much) about his newly growing obession

Whether GF and Reader meet and how is up to you

[callingauguste]

Me and Ao3 when it comes back on.

[guardian-of-local-forest]

i see my peers with interest in ornithology collecting lifers (i.e. "life list" - list of all bird species they saw in their life, people aim to see rare species while travelling, to add them to theirs), meanwhile i am mesmerized by pretty much any bird species doing anything

there's this guy who saw some rare pipit, totally happy and im like, aaaaa, it wouldnt even occur to me to chase some rare pipits, theres so much to see

[wackulart]

completely forgot to post these DHBFJSDF

vampire priest belos inspired from a convo with a friend!

Warning for blood under the cut

[skullshoal]

Guard dog

[gortaash]

yea patch 5 epilogue is great and everything but i think larian studios should just add an endless farming simulator at the end so i can wake up and kiss my boyfriends and girlfriends everyday before living a simple farmers life

[skywarpie]

Personally, I think we need more nun copia showing off his cleavage