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arthurtaylorlester · 1 year

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malevolent pt 31 liveblog ''the nightmare''

arthur is sleepy i'm so glad

WAIT WHAT

KELLIN??

WHERE'S JOHN

WHY THE FUCK IS KELLIN THERE

DOWN THE TOWER??

WHAT

GOING

oh wait i get it

is the whole episode a fever dream

THE HEAD!!!! RETURNS

samantha is its name

girl what is going on did i miss something

yes you are daft arthur

where is john

i miss him

i cant have him gone again after s3

the voice being distorted?

ayo kellin lowkey sounds like john what is going on

the butcher?? the apartment??

i think i get it. arthur is like dreaming and his memories are blending. kelling and john function as the same person

UNCLE? this is definitely a dream

OH GOD ARTHUR TRAUMA AHHHHHHH

LISTEN TO JOHN GODAMMIT

the train? oh this is getting good

PERCIVAL !!!

NO NOT HIS WIFE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED HER

JOHN !! YES LISTEN !!

who is john?

wdym you DONT REMEMBER

I WAS RIGHT KELLING = JOHN RN

yes bbg you are dreaming

noooo you didnt drown your girl arthur

wait is kiy has the dreamlands does he have dreams as well

LISTEN !! TO !! JOHN !!

YES HE IS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS

why is you trying grunting real hard dude wtf

oooh please be yellow or somehting

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

''i'm not a piece of you'' THE LITTLE BITCH IS BACK !!

''clever boy'' dude wtf

yellow repaying arthur for being called ''good boy'' by him that one time

PODCAST ACHIEVEMENT!! worms obtained

yeah arthur what ARE you doing

ohhhhhhhh what did happen

this is such good horror wtf

oh ok i was just talking about this with finch but the line ''you are me screaming at me'' @ kellin who is functionally john this ep makes me think about like, how arthur and john are the same person, fundamentally

yeah why not even john?

''because'' what

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARTHUR YOU DON'T TRUST JOHN EITHER

YES YOU'RE GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION PLEASE!!!!

PLEASE YES KAYNE !!

what

what is he slipping away

no no no he can't fracture more can he

aughhh i get why this wasnt good for april 1st

well deserved angst post fluffy eps like 29-30

yellow isnt the king sooooo

OH GOD ARTHUR THINKS HE RUINED YELLOW

THE SOUND MIXING THIS EP IS AMAZING AGHHHHH

OH NO BELLA LORE

WHERE WERE YOU ARTHUR

DANIEL???

arthur not wanting to go to the caves what happened dude

is this like omori with repressed memories oooooohhhhh

THE WRAITH !! AND THE BABY !!

GOD BLESS THIS BABY STANCZYCK

yes arthur you didnt kill this baby !! slay !

you saved it :)

this is like a mega malevolent recap

mmmmm yellow watcha doing there

YES ARTHUR YOU HAVE AGENCY

tentacles?

OH YEAH THE LAKE SORRY MY MIND WENT ..... ELSEWHERE

oh god this is so fucking well done i love this episode !!

HIS SCREAMS GAHHHHHH THE ACTING !!

OH GOD THIS SEQUENCE WAS SO GOOD

kelling as arthur subconscious is such a good literary choice

because he took the things he loved FROM HIMSELF

HE LEFT HIMSELF TO DIE METAPHORICALLY TOO

mmmmmmmmmm i fuckign love this godforsaken podcast

not a piece of media i enjoy more

hmmmm kelling being john and also a part of arthur subconscious? i was literally just thinking about this a few hours ago

the episode still has 30 more minutes i'm scared

AUGHHH THE METAPHOR OF ARTHUR BURYING HIMSLED/KELLIN/JOHN STAND-IN

go off girl about evil

you are so hot when you're smart /hj

ahhhhhh arthur trauma is so :(((((

OH GOD BABY NO HE'S SO FUCKING HUMAN

nooooo you were moving on you werent happy she died

arthur confronting his trauma is sooo

i feel so fucking bad for arthur and he isnt even real

so youre gonna sleep. in a dream. okay ig

oh wait you meant metaphorically oh ok

KELLIN (ARTHUR'S SUBCONSCIOUS) AND PAST BEING BURIED AND HIM WISHING HE FINDS HIS GIRL

DARK WORLD ARC WHEN ????

also yes i've been saying same deck of cards, two sides of the same coin

wait who

oh larson

AHHAHAHA NEW NICKNAME ''golden boy'' ''your undefeated''

oh god

yellow being yellow but john being golden

harlan guthrie you goddamns genius

john did take away everything from arthur but gold is malleable, changeable

THE POEM HE POSTED ON TWT A FEW DAYS AGO

GOLD IS NATURE'S FIRST GREEN !!

nothing gold can stay

oh god this is beautiful

fave malevolent episode EASY FOR SURE

YOU ARE CHOOSING TO STAY OR ARE LARSON AND YELLOW ACTUALLY THERE THROUGH SPOOKY MAGIC SHENANIGANS TO TORTURE HIM

arthur married and had faroe young .........

smh larson arthur is just built different and comprehends the horror

there's a beauty in horror

yeah you tell him it's not horror

flashback??

BECAUSE THEY GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THEY HAD A KID AND WEREN'T MARRIED

HE DOESNT LOVE HER

AROMANTIC FR !!!!

oh a pity fuck?? dude

hmmmmm you cant live for someone else

it's wrong? for you? oh girl you got a big storm coming

james. new character alert.

YOURE GONNA LEAVE YOU'RE WIFE AS SHE'S GIVING BIRHT?? ARTHUR NOOOO

hmmm yeah arthur kinda deserved that

OH DAMN JAMES

BELLA WASNT THE ONLY PERSON TO LOVE HIM

he has uh..... an evil eldritch monster

god arthur you idiot you deal with it and your wife dies before you get to the hospital

faroe was alone in the hospital for a goddamn hour

no larson he was feeling silly i still love him

the hour oh goddddd

he fr does not care about bella AT ALL

AJHDSFJHEFHSJDFHJDHFGKH WALLY

he really loves insulting himself

he's so me-coded

he's over this guys you heard it here first

the demon yes i forgot about it !!

YOU COMBAT IT WITH JOHN !!

LISTEN

oh faroe :(((

oh the fics that we'll get

oh god she was so little

he cared so much for faroe AGGHHHH

SHE LIKED STORIES :(((((

''are you there troll?'' I'M SOBBING FR

oh god the game

jadhkjhfhjdfj the monster

seen WHO?

JOHN?

KIY?

YELLOW?

TENDRILSSSS

oh god no don't tell me it was throat oh okay

stomach oh my fuckingggoddd what

WHAT IS HE PULLING OUT

THE INTESTINES OUCH

THEY'RESWEET

HE WANTS TO FUCKING EAT YOU

stabbing him might free himt though

he's delirius

JOHN YES FINALLY BBG YOU'RE HERE MY BABY

i fucking knew he was sleepwalking

200 years???

how old is this woman

this thing is wow

idk why i ent the whole ep thinking it was the kiy

he's going to fucking eat you

oh god oh fuck i'll cry this episode is amazing

wait what

did he fucking get a new pet

HE'S HIS FAVOURITE????

arthur's trauma was so tasty he fucking got a fan

uh oh

this isn't any good is it

YOU CALL IT MADNESS RETURN??

NO? OKAY...

okay this episode was phenonget ready for a whole new month of ranting

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thegeminisage · 1 year

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ok, i'm gonna try this stupid sand seal plushie minigame again. now that the game has been out awhile there are video guides! one mad lad used recall which is SUCH a brilliant idea

I DID IT......wow recall really was the hack

wah whenever i catch sight of the light dragon....my heart..............

how tf u supposed to get in this lil monster tower...

YOOO this shrine where you have to melt ice blocks to get in...thats neat dude

also this lil construct guy who waited 10k years to tell me 😭

this well is DARK which is how i found out the mirror of twilight fabric actually glows! that's so cool!!!

shrine IN the well. absolutely sick

oooh, i stumbled on a yiga hideout...my third one!

one left in the gerudo area now

noooo my bike despawned...rip

i finally broke the bike. it fell down mount drena lol i think that's very fair

DINRAAL!!! girl i need your claw...ugh but she's too far away >:(

you know what, fuck it. i got some charges. i'm gonna go for it with the bike

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M LITERALLY RIDING DINRAAL!

i got my HEAT ARMOR............i got my BIKE

wow. i'm gonna stay up here forever. this is great

like i knew you could ride them unlike in botw. that got spoiled for me. but to actually do it...

heh heh heh i almost fell off taking a selfie. nvm about my totk reservations this is WAY better than botw this rules

SNAGGED myself a claw! HELL yes! (i don't want to go back to the spring of power)

oh sick i think she's going down into the chasms..........girl bye

ugh this reminds me i am sooo behind on pics & vids i need to post...

okay. my fire armor still sucks but i'm gonna try that fucking gleeok fight again. i wanna kill one so so so bad and there was just a blood moon so it'll be awhile before it comes back if i get it...i can explore lake hylia...

so the good news is. i have 200 arrows. the bad news is. even with a full set it's STILL. DAMAGING ME. WITH HEAT!!!

NOOOOOOOO i got it down to a SLIVER of health and i think it's about to do the attack that killed me before!!!!!!!!!!! IM SCARED

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god you can fly up on the fireballs and i GOT IT WITH ONE FINAL SHOT...........oh my god finally FINALLY 110 hours into the game i have killed the hylia bridge gleeok

cut down a tree i needed to climb for a korok seed. BUT, i used a stake to put the tree back in the ground. i love this game!!!

lol i found blood moon guy again. dude........

i've worked my way around to the original zonai ruins! i remember looking at them from a nearby mountain or maybe sheikah tower in botw and thinking how cool they seemed...i had to fly over a bunch of guardians to make it, lol

i bet this goddess statue will ask after the mother statue too. which is a huge bummer bc i need to trade in my shrines for hearts lol

FAROSH CANONICAL SHE/HER PRONOUNS HELL YEAH GIRL

man look ok this is what i mean about totk. there used to be like a ton of enemies here and now theres Nothing. i cant believe theyre not doing Anything with theeee original zonai ruins. i see chests here i can't get so maybe there's at least a quest later? :/

killed this black hinox so fast the music didnt even have time to start >:) i've only done that with red ones prior to this

SUPER cool "open ceiling" cave between cora lake and lake hylia. looks like something out of ffxi (honorific) lol. i bet it's so pretty at night

338 korok seeds! i found almost 100 seeds today lol. im turning them in and going to bed

AGH I WAS SO CLOSE....two seeds away from what i think was my last upgrade!! or maybe there's one more row of shields.

and of course 562 seeds to go. at least i'm almost halfway...

#personal #loz blogging #totk lb #totk spoilers #i don't actually know if i should be getting ALL these seeds before the end of the game #but i just can't stomach the idea of being somehwere and leaving them behind. and having to come back and get them again later. EUGH #i knew it would turn out this way...i tried to do it in small doses...it's too late. im doomed

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sneakybananabox · 2 years

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Omg I loved the part where poppy think Sab is Bea

We need more please it's so fun 😭💕

I don't know how to request that tho...

I had a lot of fun writing this one. Sorry it took forever. I hope you enjoy it. I am posting this at 2 a.m so any error I will fix in the morning. :)

Warnings:Cursing

Parent Trap

Bea landed on the plush couch with bowls of popcorn and puppy chow. Two of her favorite snacks for movie night. Zoey and Sab had already claimed their spots. The trio tried to get together once a week since classes have picked up for everyone. It really cemented the twin's friendship with Zoey, she was practically a Hughes now.

“Alright, what streaming service are we feeling tonight?” Sab turned on the Tv, scrolling through each service.

“Let’s do Prime tonight,” Bea said while grabbing a handful of the popcorn.

Zoey waited for the perfect moment. She knew if she didn’t strike soon then she would lose her opportunity. Practically at the edge of her seat, she shouted out, “Oooh I call dibs on picking the movie tonight.” They always were quicker at calling dibs, having to do it all their lives.

“Damn Zoey, how long have you been waiting for that?” Sab felt a little bit of pride, Zoey was actually acting like a sibling. She was an only child so the twins were the closest thing to a sibling she would ever get.

“I have been practicing. I will no longer be losing to the Hughes twins. Your reign of movies is over. Suck it!” Zoey smiled brightly, throwing some popcorn at Sab.

“I have to admit I am pretty impressed. You have completely earned this win. What shall it be, champ?”

Zoey pondered her choices for a moment, the lightbulb then went off. She knew this would cause pushback from her roommates. “My choice is Parent Trap.”

Sab let out a whine. “Noooo. Why do we have to choose a twin movie?”

“Sab, Zoey won fair and square. I am not the most excited, but we honor dibs in this household. We always keep our word.”

Sabina wasn’t sure if her eyes could roll any harder. “You always have to be the kiss ass, Bea. I hate when you use logic”

“As the champ, Sab, I say chop-chop and put the movie on.”

One popcorn refill later, the movie was coming to the end. The trio was notorious for commentating throughout the movie. It was no wonder why they were kicked out of the theater last week.

“How did those Chessy realize that was the other twin, but neither parent couldn’t tell!”

Bea elbowed her sister in the side. “Sab shush, They are twins for a reason. I mean technically they were both played by Lindsey Lohan but besides the point! We are hard to tell apart.”

“I bet people would be able to tell the difference is all I am saying.”

“I think you are wrong.” Bea felt an idea spark off in her mind. “I have a proposition for you. Tomorrow we switch places for the whole day. I bet no one will be able to tell the difference. If I win then I'll pick your next tattoo and if you win then you can pick mine.”

“You know me, sis, I never back down from a bet. You are on. I hope you are ready to lose.”

“Well, tomorrow will be interesting. Now both of you shut up. I never get to pick a movie and you will not ruin the rest of the movie for me.”

The three congregated in the kitchen to make the ground rules for the bet. Zoey was the witness so no cheating would be able to take place. The rules were stated as follows: No one beside Zoey could be told of the switch, the switch would end officially at the end of classes, if someone is made and it ends up on the T it equals an automatic loss, and if neither twin ends up on the T it will be based on how many people figured out each twin. Bea and Sab shook on it and they went to Sab’s room to pick out outfits.

Sab picked out a black Henley and black jeans to cover Bea’s tattoos. Bea decided on a maroon Henley and dark denim jeans for Sab. Their tastes were similar, but Sabina was the party, dark and moody type while Bea was the studious one with golden retriever energy.

Now that they were dressed, it was time to swap bookbags and keys for their cars.

“You two are forgetting something.” The two stare at each other for a moment. “Your phones you ding-a-lings.” They swapped phones and the switch was final.

Bea looked at the schedule on Sab’s phone and went to her first art class in the morning. She wasn’t too worried, ever since she was young the two had artistic gifts. Thankfully it was only Art History 101 so she didn’t have to do too much. She picked up a coffee on the way, she would need it if she had to pretend to be Sab all day.

“Hey, Sab. getting your usual today.” The barista blushed as Bea stepped closer. She was lucky the girl had a nametag on or she would have been made easier.

“Yes Hayley thank you.”

“You never called. I thought we were going to go on a date last Friday.” She really shouldn’t have been shocked. Her sister was an absolute player whenever she interacted with women. Now she had to think of something, sound like Sab and not break this poor girl’s heart.

“I am so sorry, beautiful. Something came up and I had to help my sister Bea. I will absolutely make it up to you. How couldn’t I, especially to someone so amazing.”

“I can’t stay mad at someone so charming. Your coffee is on the house today.” No wonder her sister flirts with baristas. The girl was gorgeous and she gave out free coffee.

Sabina knew this would be easy. She always thought of herself as the more attractive of the two. She definitely had the better style of the two. She was going to mass communication for Bea. This was going to be a breeze. She knew Professor Roberta was practically a fangirl of Bea. She was one of the few students who actually participated and ever since they grew on the T the professor loved the drama. Sabina stood near the top of the steps to figure out what spot Bea would sit in. She felt someone shoulder check her and dropped her bag.

“What the fuck!” Sab looked at the stranger and was met with Poppy. Of course, the devil in pink was in this class. She didn’t understand how this was her sister’s favorite class.

Poppy scowled at Sab, she was such an annoyance. She hadn’t had her coffee in the morning so she was even more irritable. “Excuse you, Farmsville. You should really watch where you are standing.”

“Really blondie because you bumped into me. They didn’t teach you how to walk in hoity-toity stuck up bitch class 101”

“Who the fuck do you think you are Hughes!” Poppy was surprised because Bea usually clapped back, but she seemed to be upping her game. No one normally dares to argue with the queen of Belvoire. What was this feeling? Did she like being challenged? Mass communication was one of her favorite classes, but maybe the reason was something else.

“Listen, we could keep going with this back and forth. I could keep owning your ass, but class is about to start.” Sabina walked away and chose a spot closer to the front of the class. She knows her sister was a nerd so, of course, the front is where she would be. Much to her dismay, the only other spot was next to her and Poppy had to take the seat.

“Don’t get excited, Farmhand.”

“In case you didn’t notice, I don't care Popsicle.”

“You know I hate when you give me those stupid ass nicknames.” God could this girl be any more annoying. She didn’t understand how her sister could have feelings for this drama queen. Bea never told her how she felt, but she could see how her sister looked at Poppy.

“Yes yes, I know Popcorn. Now if you don’t mind I would like to pay attention in class.” Sab could feel the heat radiate off of Poppy. She may have pushed her too far, was this the day she gets murdered. Surprisingly Poppy didn’t say another word during class. She didn’t even look her way.

The class was finally over and so Sabina gathered her things, well technically Bea’s things, and left the class. She was walking down the hall of the building when a mysterious figure pushed her into an empty class. She was flush against the wall and Poppy was pressed against her.

“Hughes what the fuck was that back there?”

“What the hell Pops. What are you doing?”

“I could ask you the same thing. I thought we had an agreement. We don’t outdo one another in public.” Poppy leaned in close to Sab. Sab’s brain was having a hard time catching up to what was going on. It was too late and Poppy leaned in close and kissed Sab. She hurried and got from Poppy’s grasp. Sab’s brain caught up, but couldn’t get her lips to make words. Bea was sneaking around with the queen of Belvoire. She was proud of her sister, that pride won’t stop her from killing her though. She just kissed her sister’s sorta girlfriend.

“Um I am sorry I have to go, Poppy.” Sabina sprinted out of the room, leaving a confused Poppy.

The two finished their classes and were back at the dorm. Sabina felt like her heart was going to explode out of her chest. She never really saw her sister lose her cool and she really didn’t want to. They switched clothes and were in the living room discussing the day with Zoey.

“Well Sab it’s hard being the winner and unless you were recognized then I win the bet.”

Sab looked at everything beside her sister. She felt like she was sweating bullets. “Uh yep you were right. I will get the tattoo. We can switch back now.”

“I’m surprised. You aren’t even arguing. Everything okay?”

“Wel-” Someone was banging on the front door. Bea went over and Sab knew her luck was running out because Poppy was at the door. “Shit,” Sab mumbled under her breath.

Poppy pushed Bea into the apartment, slamming the door closed. “Hughes how dare you fucking reject me today. I kiss you and you just fucking runoff.”

Sabina could practically feel the blood drain out her face. Yup she was dead for sure now.

“Poptart, what are you talking about?” Bea was dumbfounded. Not only did Poppy just reveal their relationship in front of her roommates, but she just found out her sister kissed her girl. She turned around and saw Sabina’s pale face, it was a dead giveaway.

“You are dead.” Bea lunged at Sab, but Zoey grabbed her just in time.

“Bea I didn’t know! This was something you could have mentioned. Who has a secret girlfriend and doesn’t tell their twin.”

“How are you going to blame me when you kissed my girl!”

“Bea don’t be mad! I admit I lost the bet. I will get whatever tattoo. Zoey is the witness.” Sab shielded her face in case Bea got through from Zoey’s grasp. She closed her eyes to brace for impact, but the only thing she heard was a laugh. The hell? She looked up to see Bea and Poppy laughing. Zoey looked just as confused. “Okay, what the fuck is going on.”

Bea stepped out of Zoey’s arms. “After Poppy kissed you she found me. I broke, greeting her which is not something you do. It just further confirmed we switched places. She knew directly after the kiss that it was you and not me. Well, we concocted a plan to mess with you. Also, you should be nicer to Hayley. She really likes you. I have two witnesses though so now you are getting a tattoo. We keep our word in this household, remember?”

Sabina can’t believe she was pranked this hard, but she was about to get her payback. ”Technically Bea, you lost the bet though. She could tell the difference. So it looks like you will be getting a tattoo as well. I say we go matching.”

Bea lost her smile instantly. “Fuck.”

The next week the twins, Zoey and Poppy, sat back on the couch.

“Alright what streaming service?” Bea asked with the remote in one hand and the other around Poppy.

“Let’s go Netflix this time.”

“Dibs on picking the movie.” Zoey yelled out.

“What aw no fair.” Poppy pouted until Bea kissed her on top of her head.

“You will just have to come over more often to get quicker.”

“I think so too.” Poppy softly grabbed Bea’s arm to inspect her tattoo. The twins agreed on matching tattoos. They decided to get their state flower to always remind them of home. Maybe one day Bea would add a Poppy flower to her arm.

#queen poppy #poppy min sinclair #poppy x mc #thanks anon!#anon reply #belvoire #queen b choices #zoey wade #bea hughes

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kass-storycorner · 3 years

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Oh god, okay hear me out. I suffer from insomnia and I couldn’t get Childes letter out of my head (btw the English version is so much less “I am in love with you” than the German one. He literally says in the German version that he misses us and wants us to visit him, like straight up this is a love letter!! The English version is really toned down in comparison).

So. I know his birthday is over, at least where I’m from. But. I wrote this whole ass fan fic, that is way too long, because I was so inspired by that letter. I’m not really satisfied with the ending, I honestly wanted to add so much more fluff but… I also didn’t want to make this too long, I actually planned for it to be short??? help (also it’s 4am now noooo)

Happy birthday, Tartaglia

Genre: a little bit angsty, fluff, comfort

Rating: SFW, though mentions of kissing and sharing a bed

Content warnings: mention of a family death, Bennett’s bad luck lol but both are unrelated haha

Characters: Tartaglia x gn!reader, a guest appearance of Bennett, mention of Zhongli

Word count: 2,796 words (oooh f*ck haha)

You’ve been busy the whole day doing some commissions for the Adventures Guild and were now on your way to Mondstadt, when you heard a familiar voice call your name. “(Y/N)!”, Bennett called out to you and ran into your direction. A deep sigh left your throat, while you enjoyed Bennett’s company most of the time… you had to deal with a ton of your own bad luck today. Not one of the commissions today went the way they usually did, everything that could’ve gone wrong did go wrong. It was honestly just very frustrating, although you couldn’t be really sure if it was because of bad luck or because your mind was somewhere else most of the day. You shook your head, trying to get rid of the tiredness you already felt in your whole body and made your way towards Bennett. No matter what he needed help with you would be sure you could handle it. And in that moment, as the thought of how it wouldn’t be a big deal whatever Bennett had on his chest, you saw how the young adventure tripped over his own feet and fell face forwards into the dirt. ‘Ouch, that must’ve hurt’, you thought while running up to him. “Are you hurt? Here, let me help you up Bennett”, you asked while helping him get up from the ground. All you got as an answer from him was his usual laugh and smile. “Oh man, I really didn’t see that stone. Haha, thanks for the concern though!” You couldn’t help yourself and chuckled at the way he wiped off the dirt from his clothes. “So, what’s up? What do you want from me?.” “Yeah, right! I nearly forgot!”, he exclaimed and started fumbling in his bag. “Oh, got a present for me?”, you asked sheepishly. “Kinda, not really. Here!” Bennett held a letter in his hands, both bandaged again, and stretching it out to you. “A letter? For me?”, you took it in your hands. In a fine handwriting there was your name on it. It didn’t even took you a second for you to register who’s hand writing it was. What a surprise.

Before you could even start to ask Bennett how he got his hands on the letter he was already excitedly explaining it to you. “Today I had a commission on Dragonspine and to be honest, it didn’t really went that well until I ran into this one guy. I accidentally activated a few Ruin guards and well, even the most seasoned adventurer can’t fight more than one of these at a time and sadly the newest members of Benny’s adventure team had to go home again before we made it even to the mountain.”

The thought of Bennett nearly finding his end today on Dragonspine really… it really did not sit right with you. You made a mental note to ask him later who the new members were that ditched him. After you had your talk with them they wished they had stayed with Bennett on Dragonspine. “Well, in that moment when they approached me that one guy showed up and it only took him a few minutes to defeat them all. (Y/N) that was so cool! I tried to recruit him for my adventure team, but sadly he said he was already occupied with something else. Oh man, it would’ve been so cool to have him on my adventurer team, imagine with such an excellent fighter no one would be afraid of my bad luck to join my team.” While you enjoyed Bennett’s enthusiasm you had to interrupt him. “Wait, wait, Bennett. The person who gave you this letter is on Dragonspine?”

“Oh yeah! As I was saying I tried to recruit him for my team, but failed however we talked a bit and somehow he mentioned that he knew you! When I told him we were friends he asked me to give you this letter the next time I saw you.”

You felt how the excitement in you grew. He was on Dragonspine? He was so close to you again? Now you hardly could pay attention to what Bennett continued to say, all that was on your mind was the man, whom you saw the last time months ago in Liyue was so close again. “Bennett,” you interrupted him again. “Thank you so much for the letter, but I really need to get going. Thank you so much!”

And with that you changed your direction and made your way directly to Dragonspine. “Oh? Okay, bye (Y/N)!”, you heard Bennett call after you, but your mind was already occupied with opening that letter he gave you.

With shaking hands you read what stood on that thin paper in that neat and familiar handwriting:

“Hey, comrade! How have you been? You must have traveled far and wide since we last saw each other, right?

For me, I can only seek out some entertainment for myself. These past couple of days, I’ve used a work opportunity to explore Dragonspine and seek out some local specialties. I hope they will be of use to you.

The harsh cold of the snow-capped mountains is reminiscent to the scenery of my hometown…

Sigh, I’ve had many mundane days that makes me nostalgic of our time together. Whether it’s a fight or a challenge, I always feel that having you around is what makes life really interesting.

Haha, to be honest, I’ve been planning a special day to meet up with you, today could be that chance! If you have no special plans, how about you swing by my place?

I miss you, Tartaglia”

Quickly you put the letter in your bag with what accompanied it and now you were basically running towards Dragonspine. Right now you didn’t want to think about what kind of “work opportunity” there could be for the Harbringer on Dragonspine, all you could think about was seeing him again.

It has been months since you both parted ways in Liyue. You met him while being on a commission, funnily enough it was a bit similar how Bennett ran into him today. In one of Liyues ruins you looked for a book some historian in Liyue Harbour desperately tried to get their hands on. By the amount of Mora they were willing to pay it should’ve been obvious to you that it wasn’t a one-person mission… and still, you went alone into those ruins. You had no problem in destroying the first two ruin guards you ran into, but when three activated at the same time… If it weren’t for Tartaglia back then you would probably be dead. At first you were very thankful for his help, however when you found out he was also there for the book you needed your thankfulness quickly turned into anger. “Well, don’t you think I deserve a reward for helping you out, comrade?”, he teased you.

After that day you somehow always managed to run into him in Liyue Harbour or on your commissions. Back then you only knew him by his name used by the Fatui, Childe. Though it was well known in Liyue that he was one of the Harbringers, you somehow didn’t get that message after months of openly antagonising him. Only after Childe invited himself to your usual afternoon teas with your friend Zhongli you learned about his affiliations, but also more about him. If someone was hearing two people bickering, the people of Liyue knew it was you two. However none of it was malicious. Somehow it was the way you and Childe showed each other the appreciation you had for one another.

The first dislike you had for him grew quickly into a warm friendship. And that friendship grew in something more after awhile.

The first time you noticed a change in your feelings towards Childe was around the time of the Lantern rite festival. One night you were supposed to meet up with Zhongli - but Childe showed up in his instead. Apparently, so Childe, there was a lot to do at the Parlour because of a new promotion the director wanted to try and needed Zhonglis help with, so Zhongli asked Childe to accompany you to the Lantern rite.

Until this day you weren’t sure if this was just a set up by Zhongli, but even if it was, you wouldn’t hold it against him.

That night, when you and Childe walked around Liyue Harbour and watched the lanterns something fundamentally changed between the two of you. After that night you knew so much more about him and he about you. From that day on he wasn’t Childe anymore, he was Tartaglia. And both of you finally knew how the lips of the other felt on your own.

Now you were so close again to feel his warm arms around you, to listen to the sound of his heartbeat when you rested your head on his chest and to feel his lips on yours again. Oh how you missed him too.

Parting ways wasn’t easy. Both of you knew that it was best to not be so public with your relationship, for several reasons. On the one hand the Fatui weren’t what you would call popular - most people would use some stronger word to describe them. Being a Mondstadt citizen in Liyue openly dating a member of the Fatui, yeah no. On the other it was also not really well liked by the Tsaritsa for the members of the Fatui, no matter if you were just a low henchman or a Harbringer, to get involved in that way with outsides. With “not well liked” it was more implied that she forbade any romantic relationships outside and inside the Fatui ranks when they were on a mission. And Tartaglia was on a mission, a mission you knew nothing about, but to be honest? You preferred it that way. The longer you were able to ignore what it meant for him to be part of the Fatui, the better.

So because of all of this you both decided it would be best to keep the relationship in the shadows.

You both knew for sure was that you had to part ways one day, however none of you expected that you were the one going home before Tartaglia. There were a lot of nights of laying in bed with him, sharing stories from each of your homes. You told him about the Windblume Festival and Ludi Hapestrum, he told you about the festivals and traditions of Snezhnaya. When you shared stories of how your little siblings and you loved to collect as many dandelions as possible when you were children to pretend that it was snowing in the summer, he would counteract that story with the times he built entire fortresses with his siblings out of the snow in the winter. Only to then pull you closer and whisper in your ear that he’ll show you how to do that when you come with him back to Snezhnaya. You would always whisper back “okay, but first you’d need to glide with me off Startsnatch cliff”. The lovely nights you both spend together, telling each other of your homes and how much you want to show it to them were harshly interrupted by a letter you got from your family.

Life sometimes isn’t fair. It’s hard and it brutal and it’s short. So when you got the letter from your family informing you that the youngest member of the family had died, it broke you to pieces. They were only 14. That night Tartaglia held you in his arms, his hand on the back of your head, your head pressed into his chest and none of you could say a word. Only the sound of you crying piercing the quite room. Too heavy was the grief for anything to be said anyways.

The day immediately after you received that letter you and Tartaglia parted way, a quite and sad goodbye. None of you were actually sure when you would see each other again. With his hands against your tear stained face, the tears not only being shed out of grief but also out of the pain you had to leave your lover, he promised to write you as often as he could. You promised you would answer. And then you left, wishing he could come with you. Words you did not dare to speak, because you knew he couldn’t, no matter how much he wanted to.

Now you found yourself close to one of the Fatui camps on Dragonspine. It was quite irresponsible to just run up the mountain, without any proper preparation or knowledge where Tartaglias camp actually was. You sighed. The excitement of seeing him after such a long time, after just exchanging letters got the best of you. Frustrated with yourself you made your way towards the campsite, hoping that this time the Fatui henchmen wouldn’t immediately start attacking every stranger they see. However when you arrived at the camp site you saw that no one was there. Too exhausted from the commissions earlier in the day and running up the Dragonspine you let yourself fall down in front of the extinguished campfire. Slowly but surly the cold weather of the Dragonspine was catching up to you.

Going through your bag you were looking for the stones Tartaglia send with his letter, hoping to ignite a fire with them. But before you could find them you heart footsteps in the snow behind you.

You hadn’t even had the chance to turn around before you felt two arms looping around your body, immediately warming you up.

“Hey comrade, did you miss me?”

You felt his head on your shoulders and you couldn’t help but to lean your own against his. One of your hands made its way up to his face, touching his cheek. “Yes,” you whispered.

Turning your head you now looked into his deep blue eyes, they were filled with all the love he had for you. You wished he could look at you like this forever… that you could look at him forever.

Tartaglia leaned a bit forward, placing a soft kiss on your lips and you couldn’t help it but smile.

He slowly pulled away, entangling himself from the hug and holding his hand out to you. “Come, let’s go inside the tent. You must be freezing out here”.

Inside the tent Tartaglia threw one blanket on another blanket over another over you, while lecturing you on what appropriate clothing was for a weather like this. You really didn’t give it any second thought when you made your way to Dragonspine, still wearing the same clothes you would wear on a sunny day in Mondstadt. But you also couldn’t hide it how much you loved to just hear his voice, even when he was nagging you. “It’s fine really, now stop trying to bury me under all the blankets and warm me up yourself”, you took his hand and pulled him towards you onto the plank. “You know some people would find what you said very suggestiv”, he joked, joining you under the immense amount of blankets. “Mmmmh,” was the only thing you replied, completely enamoured with him having you by your side again. For a few minutes the both of you just laid there, close to each other and feeling each other’s heartbeat.

None of you could actually believe your luck to be in the arms of the other again. How much you had missed this. Missed him.

“Hey,” he spoke softly, making you look into his eyes again. “How you’ve been doing?”.

It was such a soft question and you knew what he meant. You wanted to tell him how exhausting everything has been since your arrival, how your family was breaking apart at all ends, what a shit show it all was. In your letters you only alluded to how bad it actually is. How it was all just made worse by him not being at your side. Though you knew you would have to tell him all of this sooner or later, right now you didn’t want to talk about it. Not in detail. Not when today was actually his special day. “It’s manageable, but better now that I’m here with you”, you replied to his question. “You?”

“Better, now that I have you here”, was his reply. You both smiled at each other, a warm and tender smile. Slowly you adjusted your position so that you now were laying on top of him, your chin on his chest. “Hey, there is something I forgot to tell you.”

“Oh, and what is it?”

“Happy Birthday, Tartaglia”, and with that you kissed him.

#happy Birthday Childe #happy Birthday tartaglia #tartaglia #Childe #Genshin impact #Childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #genshin #Genshin fan fic #fluff #angst #comfort #okay I’m adding more tags tomorrow I’m tired and I want to post this now haha #well at least writing this brought me closer to dream land hurray

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seacollectsrivers · 3 years

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HI OFMD LIVE REACTION NOTES INCOMING

EPISODE NINE LEGGO

"Act of Grace" -> "A Mercy" prob not connected but hhhh terror brain go brrrr

rest under the read more!

The opening flag is the same one as in ep 1, and it is being TREAD ON by NAVY >:((

I love the Revenge crew sm jkfhgk

GHOST. HAUNTING. IMMEDIATELY.

O fuck i man of course they are but i didn't realise they were still on board Stede's ship. Shifting of power, of roles.

SWEETIE. BABE. I LOVE THEIR LOVE.

I'm so curious about Frenchie hahaha what's his story!! He's been in service, he's way more superstitious than any of the others, he's "born for this kind of espionage". What's up!!

Are they gonna. Are they gonna do some fuckery. Art of fuckery!!!!

Frenchie hhhh i love you but oh my god.

FANFICTION

oh no stede…… oh nooooo

BUT also 👀 The story is true, the story is untrue!!

true love is taking the fall for the other's crime

yeah why WOULD he lie, hm, STEDE

i'm dying i'm dead

i hate these gay bitches (i dont)

the flashbacks without any sound that only last for a second or so are so good. they did it in earlier episodes too.

IZZY IS THERE. OH MY GOD??????

The way they've placed themselves is very good and ofc reminiscent of actual court. Judge/navy high up, pirates/accused way low

i see their hostage 👀

oh no izzy…….. :(((( not captain hands……. friend of the crown???? i'm so worried about himmmmmm

not the fucking wave fhgjkdjfkh WITH THE GLOVED HAND TOO i'll die

"he gave us up" yeah he did :(((

aw stede. you did Mary dirty but you don't deserve death, babe

PUNCH YEAH OKAY

LOYALTY TO YOUR CAPTAIN

the way the crew cover their eyes :((

"destroy yourself"

HUMANE WAY see i'm hmmm. thoughts. about izzy and how he never like…. kills stede. despite the multiple opportunities.

AAAH they're going for privateer Stede NOW omg

oh shit!! real pirates, he's from my world, rigidity of class, head full!!

Lucius ;__; <3

oooh my god the plant has GROWN!! it's a real plant! symbolism!

They love him!! the crew loves stede!! heart full!!

fucccck me ok so. izzy did this so ed wouldnt destroy himself. and he seriously i guess couldnt see how much stede means to ed now, so he completely overlooked this possibility: a destruction of blackbeard through legality.

lmaoooo the law works as intended and admiral is big mad.

"ten human years?"

"you really don't have to do this" "yeah i know i don't" hello they love each other!!

idk you wrought this a bit, izzy

oh an X!

oh noo. back in society = losing all his individuality.

OH WORM. STEDE IS A GHOST.

OH NO HDFHKH BEARD

aaaaaah the losing of identityyyyyy. stede is a ghost blackbeard has literally lost his beard.

i do love how resigned ed is. not even resigned, he's right down accepting. this is his retirement.

izzy jesus christ jfghkghgkjh

not izzy's revenge 😭

STEDE MAKES ED HAPPY

at this point i let out a noise so concerning my cat came in to check on me :)

if stede blows this i'm gonna. explode.

he didn't blow it he said THE ONLY THING i'm still gonna explode :)

NOW he wants to escape aaaaaaaAAAA

TWO LIVES. MAKE THEIR OWN LIFE.

Olu it's you :)

hhhh why do so many stories go this route. please ofmd show how bad of a choice "the only good captain hates being a captain" is

they cut to the crew and i'm normal and then they cut to the Boys and i keep REMEMBERING aaaaaaaaaa

i feel like. this isn't gonna go well. :(

i. dont. like. this.

o fuck

is this not the same path where Stede first fought Izzy, for the hostages? probably just that they don't have THAT many locations but 👀

"Stede Bonnet is not a human" yeah he's a GHOST

"to ruin" for LOVE

!!! IS IT JIM!!!!!!

OH I MISUNDERSTOOD damn dude just tripped okay

oh noooooooooooooooooooo fuck

wow, well presumptious Ed. i get that you're a bit heartbroken now but damn. you can't just like. take the position back again.

NO WAY NOOOO STEDE

oh my god Mary hello. with the women's club. alright alright alright alright.

they're BOTH SO PRESUMPTIOUS FHDGJDS you can't just,,,,, fit back into your old life,,,,,

#ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd bloggin

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florenceandthemachine · 4 years

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broken Tumblr asks part ??: in which I think I figured out that adding a read more into the asks are what breaks them.

anonymous asked:

the team makes Buck cry. send tweet.

hi anon I really am sorry if you were hoping for some hurt / comfort bc uh. this is just the hurt. xoxox

also my love, thanks, and eternal devotion to @buckleydiazs for giving it a quick beta 💖

Buck was on cloud fucking nine.

For a year—an entire year—he had been stuck in the doctors office, twice a month, while they ran test after test after his… multiple accidents. Blood tests, lung tests, flexibility tests, he had been poked like a pincushion and stretched like a rubber band, he had been through physical therapy, occupational therapy, and just regular therapy (hell, he was still in regular therapy), and now finally, finally, he was finished.

“So, you don’t show any signs of abnormal clotting and your risk for a second pulmonary embolism is low. As far as your ankle goes, but you’ve regained full mobility, and as much as I wish I could take all the credit for that, I know you’ve been working your ass off in therapy. Congratulations, Mr. Buckley.”

He was cleared. Fully out of the woods. Clean bill of health.

Finally, finally, after a year of hell, he could put everything—his crushed leg, his bleeding lungs, his stupid lawsuit—behind him. Finally, he could breathe easy, easier than he had in a year, and the only thing he wanted to do in the entire world was share the news with his family.

Normally, Maddie would have been first, but he always felt bad about tying up a dispatcher when he called her at work. Her shift ended in an hour or so, though—like his normally would have, if he didn’t have his schedule switched during doctor days.

Well, if he can’t tell his sister, he can still tell his family.

“Hey, Chim!”

Buck is all smiles as locks his Jeep, his medical release in hand, jogging easily to catch up to Chim’s retreating backside. Buck grinned as Chim turned around, raising his brow. “Hey, do you and Hen have a second? I wanted to show you both my—“

“Oooh, sorry, no can do Buckeroo. Hen’s taking her MCAT’s in two days, I have every second of her free time booked solid with studying.”

Buck faltered a little bit as they walked, raising his brow. While he really was proud of Chim for doing a full 180 so quickly—going from feeling betrayed to supporting a friend was no easy feat, and Buck knew that as well as anyone, but he also knew that a full day of studying wouldn’t do any good.

“Come on, Chim, I’m sure she can take a break to—“

“Noooo, Buck.”

“Chim.”

“Buck, seriously. She’s been working too hard for this, and I’m not having you break up her flow. This is important to her, you get that right?”

Of course Buck got it, but…

“I’m not going to let anyone ruin this for her.”

….ruin it? He just wanted to share some good news.

He understood that Hen had to study, and that her upcoming MCATS were really important to her, but this was important to Buck; and for Chim to jump straight to that degree made his heart sink a little bit with each beat, his head traitorously whispering to him ‘what if Chim is right?’. Hen had been one of his biggest supporters as he got off of blood thinners, as he started back into his various therapies, and he had thought he returned the favor, helping her study in his free time whenever he could, and helping her take her mind off of things when she needed to as well—maybe his distractions were more harm than good, but he knew Hen well enough to know that if no one pulled her away from her work, she just wouldn’t eat, sleep, go home, any of it. Was it really that bad that Buck wanted a minute?

He felt his smile start to slip so he hitched it back up, nodding his head. “Yeah, sure, I… okay, just hit me up when you’re all done, I guess?” He said, hoping his voice sounded more confident than he felt. It must have worked, because Chim clapped both of his arms and turned away, leaving Buck standing there for a moment before he shook himself out of it.

It was fine. Hen wanted to study, that was important. Buck tried to pump himself back up as he took the stairs to the loft two at a time, reveling in the simple act of fully rolling his ankle. He tilted his head as he heard Bobby’s voice spill out of his office, turning on his heel to his next target. Besides, Bobby sounded frustrated—some good news would do him good, or so Buck thought.

“…no, I don’t—no, we can’t just take—wait, what? No, I will not hold!”

Buck almost laughed as he knocked on the Cap’s open door, smiling when Bobby waved him inside.

“Look, forgive me if I’m not entirely sympathetic, but when we’re down an engine, and you can’t tell us when repairs will be done—well then you’d better transfer me to someone who can!”

“Everything alright, Cap?” Buck couldn’t help but smile as Bobby strangled his phone, sighing in defeat when the plastic wouldn’t yield.

“You know, Marty was a crook in the end, but damn, he was a good mechanic. What’s up, Buck?”

Buck winced at the reminder of the nearly would-be heist, humming thoughtfully as he waved his full release forms. “Well, this shouldn’t take long. I got back from the doctors today, and—“

Bobby’s groan cut him off, hanging his head in his free hand. “No, Buck, no. I can’t have you sick right now, and nothing good ever follows ‘doctor’.”

Buck laughed, but Bobby kept going, the stress of the day and being down an engine clearly getting to him as he continued on. “And the last time I heard “doctor” from you, it was followed by lawsuit, which—yes, I’m still holding, hello?”

Lawsuit?

What the fuck?

Buck reeled back like he had been slapped, the smile frozen on his face even with Bobby’s clear dismissal. He was glad that he didn’t have to say anything else, at the very least, because his throat felt hot and tight and it was all he could do to stay steady as he pivoted on his heel, walking out of the office.

He hated the fact that that was the first thing Bobby brought up, but he hated even more how much that dark cloud was still lingering over his head. If Bobby would be so candid when Buck was barely two words in to saying something, who’s to say what choice words he had about Buck when he was gone?

The lawsuit was the worst part of his life, the biggest mistake he had made, and he couldn’t wrap his head around it being thrown in his face when he was ready to walk in and share what was the best news he had ever received. Is that… all he would have here, all he would have been able to look forward to?

He started back down the stairs, his legs acting independently of the rest of his body, a dull tingling spreading through his chest as he finally sat down. He didn’t know if there was a happy medium between cold and numb (‘shock’, his mind provided, ‘you’re in shock’), but whatever it was, he was deep into it.

God, he had honestly thought that was all behind him. How fucking stupid was he to think that he was going to be able to come back from a mistake that huge, even a year later?

“Buck?”

He could feel himself starting to panic—loathe as he was to admit it—but as per usual, Eddie was a step ahead of the game without even knowing it. Even now, just hearing Eddie take a few steps closer to him started to ease his heartbeat, and he swallowed a few times as he nodded, fighting off the headrush as he was able to breathe again.

“Hey, Buck, you good?”

“Hey, Eddie, uh…hey!” Buck stood up and wiped his hands on his pants, paperwork forgotten next to him as he tried to smile. If anything, he knew—he knew to his very core, he knew, he… he prayed Eddie would be able to share this little victory with him. “Eds, you have a second to talk?“

Buck almost swallowed his tongue as the alarm sounded through the station, his jaw clicking shut as footsteps started to come down the stairs.

“Hey, we’ll talk later, yeah?” Eddie called, already heading to his locker. It was all Buck could do to hold it together, nodding his head as he waved them off, letting out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding when the ladder pulled out of the station.

Eddie may have had a good start on his day, but Buck did not.

He had woken up, kissed Christopher goodbye as Carla brought him to school, and less than ten minutes later, he had a brown envelope in hand, with a curt “You’ve been served”.

Shannon’s will was being contested. The will that Eddie didn’t even know she had. By her father, who Eddie had only seen twice in several years of marriage.

The will was simple enough—a few grand left to Christopher’s college fund, a small pair of earrings to her sister, and that was it. There was nothing to contest, in Eddie’s mind, but contested it was.

He looked over the paperwork twice, and it made less sense the second time around—as much as he hated to admit it, the worst part of it all was knowing that Eddie was going to be alone at work again, because Buck had another day off scheduled in the books.

So yeah, he may have been a little grumpy as he threw a few weights around in the work room for the start of his shift.

As much as he didn’t want to admit it, Eddie was spiraling; he couldn’t understand how someone could be so bitter, so selfish, to try and stop a few thousand dollars from going into a college fund for their grandchild. His mood only soured as his shift went on, there were no distractions, no calls, nothing to help him pull his head out of his ass, and no one he could talk to. Chim had almost bitten his head off when he said hello to Hen that morning, Bobby was dealing with yet another broken down, tax funded nightmare, and Buck—

And Buck was here.

“Buck?”

Eddie did an honest to god double take as he saw Buck sitting on the bench, like he had been summoned from the depths of Eddie’s mind, even though he looked like he was in a state of shock.

“Hey, Buck, you good?”

He couldn’t lie, it made his heart skip a beat when Buck smiled at him—even if he could tell that Buck’s heart wasn’t in it.

Before he could say anything more, the alarm sounded through the house, and Eddie was about a step away from fully losing his mind. “Hey, we’ll talk later, yeah?” He said, trying to give a small smile as he started to double back to his locker.

The call, to put it mildly, had not gone well—any fire call where the main focus wasn’t the fire was bound to be troublesome. A ten year old had started a fire in a laundry room, which should have been simple enough, except it was the same laundry room that he and his brother had apparently been locked up on for months.

Suddenly what started out as a fire call turned into fire, medics, and police, and Eddie felt his hands start to shake as he worked with Hen to revive a ten year old boy. Barely older than Christopher. It wasn’t the first time he had seen abuse face to face, and he knew it wouldn’t be the last, but something about it was working him up more than usual. He was glad his shift was almost over—the only thing he wanted to do was go home, hug his kid, and sleep.

“—ooh, Mads, they’re back, gotta go. Hey, Eddie!”

He knew he was in deep when not even hearing Buck’s voice could brighten his mood—it was all he could do to hitch a half-hearted smile onto his face as he stepped off of the spare rig.

“Good call, right? Maddie said it sounded like everyone should pull through.”

Eddie just felt himself wind up tighter as he shook his head, rolling his jaw to force himself to keep it loose. “No, Buck. It was not a good call. It was a very bad call.” Bad didn’t even begin to cover it. Eddie could still feel his heart in his throat, feel a tiny body in his arms as Hen started compressions.

He was too wrapped in his own world to notice Buck falter, clearly thrown in the conversation. “Well, hey, if you’ve got a second—“

“Come on Buck, give it a break. I just want to get the fuck out of here as soon as I can.”

Pulling his boots off, he tossed them with perhaps a bit more force than needed into his locker, missing the way that Buck’s face shuttered. “You too, huh?”

“‘You too’? The hell is that supposed to mean?”

“Eddie, I just wanted to share some good news, and—“

“Well things aren’t just good or bad, Buck! Just because no one died does not make a good call, and just because things are bad right now doesn’t mean I have to be cheered up. I’m allowed to be pissed off. I’m allowed to have one fucking minute!” Eddie snapped, chucking his jacket against the hamper in the corner, jaw clenched so hard he would have been afraid of cracking a tooth if he was in his right state of mind.

“So please, tell me what is so god damned important that I can’t see my kid until you tell me.”

The moment the words left his lips, he knew it was a mistake. The only person that loved Chris as much as Eddie was Buck, and he knew that, saw that more clearly than ever as his white hot anger dulled into something more manageable. He swallowed as he turned around, and… fuck, Buck wasn’t even looking at him.

“…Buck, I—“

“Clean bill of health.”

Buck couldn’t bring himself to look up up as he tossed the stack of papers onto the bench, doing his absolute best to keep himself composed as he spoke, his jaw tight and brow furled.

He had been so proud of himself for avoiding a panic attack while they were on the call. He had never gotten them before this past year, but between the earthquake, tsunami, Maddie’s kidnapping, and bomb, he had become fast friends with the crushing weight. But he had done well—he kept himself above water, so to speak, and when he called Maddie he was proud to say that his voice was almost steady, and prouder still when she congratulated him for his job well done in therapy, demanding he come over and celebrate tonight.

Well, even if he couldn’t count on his family friends team, he could always count on Maddie. It was a small joy in the world, but right now, it felt like it was all he had.

“Officially back to 100% mobility in my crushed ankle, officially out of the woods for another clot. Did you know it would take me a year to be clear of another embolism, because I refused blood thinners? Well, I figured you might, since you’re been running calls without me, every other week for a year, while I sit in a hospital room.”

Buck finally brought himself up to meet his teammates eye as Eddie’s frustration started to give way to confusion, and that, that hurt more than anything else today. Had anyone even realized why his schedule changed every other week? Did anyone care? “And alright, like you said, it might not be that important to you all but—“

“Buck, you—“

“But it’s really fucking important to me! All I wanted to do was share the good news with the people who are supposed to be family, my team, and instead all I got was blown off, snapped at—Eddie, I mentioned the word doctor in front of Bobby and his first concern was if he had another lawsuit on his hands.”

Buck was mildly aware that he was shaking—he had never really handled stress like this well—but the bigger concern was the tightening in his throat, that sinking pressure he felt right beneath his lungs. He could handle a lot of things, but that didn’t mean he could handle crying in front of Eddie quite yet.

“It’s been a year, Eddie, and I thought things were getting better, so what gives? What did I do, what have I done to deserve being treated like this? I’m serious, please, tell me, so I can fix it!”

Buck’s voice was reaching a fevered pitch as he gestured around the locker room, feeling himself splinter as he begged, literally begged, to know what he had done—why his work had meant nothing. Would he be mortified later? Probably, but everyone had a breaking point, and Buck was realizing (belatedly) that he was past his.

“All I wanted to do today was share a victory with my team, at least share it with you, you’re supposed to be my best friend, and I—I don’t get why—“

If Buck could clearly see Eddie’s face, he might have laughed at the pale, slack jawed, panicked expression before him. As it was, though, his eyes were starting to burn, and even as he reached to rub them, his body finally gave up, tears rolling down his cheeks.

“Why is everyone being so fucking mean?”

Buck didn’t bother with another platitude as he pushed past Eddie, rubbing tear tracks off of his cheeks. He felt his face heat up as he stormed out of the firehouse, fumbling for his keys, and heaven help any member of the 118 who stood in his way.

Buck was crying.

The team had made Buck cry.

Fuck, Eddie had made Buck cry.

He just stood in the locker room as the sound of Buck’s Jeep faded into the distance, feeling his heartbeat throughout his entire body. All Buck wanted to do was share some positivity with the team, and Eddie had… eviscerated him. He bent down to pick up some of the papers Buck had left behind, his heart falling even further (as if that was possible) as he read over the paperwork.

Fuck.

“Hey, Eddie, is Buck in here? Chim said he wanted to talk to—woah, what’s wrong?”

The sweat on Eddie’s skin had cooled (hell, how long had he been standing there?) and guilt sunk heavier into his stomach as Hen walked into the locker room, with Chim trailing behind her. Eddie’s eyes were still glued to the release in his hand, barely noticing as Chim spoke, staring down at his phone.

“Uhhh… why is Maddie telling me to camp out with one of you tonight?” he asked the room as a whole, sharing a confused glance with Hen before they both locked eyes on Eddie, who… well, who probably looked as bad as he felt.

Which, considering Eddie felt like he was about to cry himself, was saying a lot.

“We fucked up. I fucked up. I think—I think we broke Buck.”

And he had no idea how to fix it.

#911 #evan buckley #edmundo diaz #buddie #(maybe if you squint)#hurtfic #buck needs a hug #fic #911fic #911 on fox #flospeaks

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this means war - billy r. and frank c. (part 9)

summary: this is a spin off from a movie (can anyone find the title? ;) starring Billy Russo and Frank Castle. In this AU, Billy isn’t a psycho, Frank’s family is alive, and they both really like coffee. And, y’know, Y/N.

pairings: Frank Castle x Reader, Billy Russo x Reader (actually both of them, i promise)

warnings: nosey men spying on Y/N

a/n: this part is kinda long, but one of our favorite parts from the movie...! (written w/ @pitaparka)

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8

Covering her eyes with your hands from behind, you grinned as you awaited a response.

“Guess who?” You teased, completely prepared for the shove of her hand to push you off of her.

“You’re awfully chipper this morning. Who put frosting in your Cheerios?”

You laughed, moving around her to grab a rag, your shoulders shrugging in response as you began wiping down the counter.

“It’s a beautiful day.”

She watched as you cleaned, noting the cheerful tune you were humming. The shop was practically empty, only a few regulars scattered around. You, Morgan, and Becky were the only three scheduled for today, and Becky was in the back doing inventory. Morgan was here working. You… were being disgustingly happy.

“Look,” your friend started, leaning herself against the counter you were wiping down. “I know you. You’re not this happy, ever. No one is ever, smile and hum while cleaning at work happy on a Tuesday! Unless…”

Her sharp gasp wasn't what pulled your gaze up to her, rather the hit to the head with the rag she had snatched from you.

“Hey!”

“You got laid, didn’t you? It was Frank! He must have some good ass dick to have you smiling like that this early.”

You scoffed, rolling your eyes as you tried to take the rag back from her, ignoring the way she held it out of your reach in hopes for more information.

“I didn’t sleep with Frank!”

The rag came down again, this time against your arm.

“You slept with Billy?”

“No!”

She was silent for a moment, before hitting you once more, this time with much more force and excitement.

“You had a threesome?”

The few people inside glanced behind the counter to see you, mortified, loudly shushing your idiot friend as you finally took the rag away, hitting her back lightly.

“Stop being so loud!”

“Which one was it? It was the threesome wasn’t it?”

“No!” You cried out softly, swiping crumbs off of the counter. You’d have to sweep later.

“I didn’t have any sex,” you say.

“So you just came into work this happy? After not having sex with anyone? I don’t believe it.”

“Well, believe it baby, I got eight hours of sleep last night,” Your words were accompanied with a smile, the memory of the restful night resurfacing. You missed your bed.

She adjusts the pastries in the front of the display case. Her brows furrow, and she turns to look at you.

“Wait, why haven’t you had sex actually?”

“Uh, excuse you? That’s rude.”

“You have two of them,” she notes, and you roll your eyes.

“So? Can we not talk about this at work please?”

“Uh, work is the best place to talk about this.”

“But what if one of them walks in and I’m talking about how I want to get dicked down by him.”

“I have never seen them come in here after one o’clock. I think that’s the least of your worries… so about Frank—”

THE tables outside of the cafe aren’t typically used by clients, but there sits Frank and Billy, inconspicuous as ever in baseball caps and sunglasses.

“Bill, stop staring at her. She’s gonna notice you—”

“I’m trying to read her lips, man.”

“Holy shit, you can read? I mean it’s not a book but it’s close enough,”

Billy elbows Frank in the side and they both can’t help but refocus on what they were there to originally do.

“It’s my turn to ask her out,” Frank says, eyes trained on you through the glass window front.

“What is this, a game? There aren’t turns, Frank.”

“I need her to meet my kids, Bill. In the right way. You don’t have that problem. Let me have this one, man.”

“Why should I? Just go for it. Go in there and ask her,” Billy encourages, and Frank gets up to go inside, but swiftly sits back down when a worker comes out.

“Oh shit,” Billy says, turning away from the store to look at the street.

“What,” Frank says, copying him, “who’s this?”

“It’s fucking… Betty or whatever, she’s got a crush on me. When I was at Y/N’s place the other day she told me.”

Frank throws Billy an incredulous look through his shades.

“You were at Y/N’s?”

“It doesn’t matter, we’re gonna get kicked out for loitering if we don’t go in and—”

“No no, see, it does matter, because if you and Y/N—”

“Are you guys looking for Y/N?” Interrupts the woman outside.

Billy looks at Frank and Frank looks at Billy.

“Uh, is she working today?” Billy asks, and Frank leans back in his chair a little bit.

“Yeah. But I bet you already know that. The windows,” she says, gesturing to the glass.

“Right. Yeah.” Frank says. He takes off his hat to fix his hair then puts it back on.

“Can she… did she notice us?” Billy asks.

“No, she’s busy. She’s kind of in a crisis right now.”

“About what?”

“I don’t think I should tell you that.”

“Why?” Frank asks, and Becky gives him a dirty look.

“Because,” she starts, “I don’t even really know you guys. I haven’t even really been listening to her anyway,” she says, and she turns to go back in.

“Wait—” Billy says, taking off his hat and fixing his hair.

She turns to look at him, and she just barely lets the recognition shine through her features.

“Oh. It’s you.” She says, and she very clearly fixes her hair and touches her face. Billy’s got her in the palm of his hand. Frank knows, and watches with avid curiosity.

“Listen, sweetheart,” Billy says, and Frank knows he’s laying it on thick.

“I was wondering if maybe you could, just get us some information?”

She glares at him.

“We’re cops,” Billy says, and Frank’s eyes go wide.

“Oh,” she says, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear.

“Yeah,” Frank says, glaring at Billy. It’s not much different from when he normally looks at Billy, so Becky pays no mind. She’s too busy looking at Billy too.

“What did she do?” Becky asks, and Billy leans forward on one arm, a charming smile plastered on his face.

“I can’t tell you, or else I’d have to kill you,” he says, and she smiles back at him.

“Now what I can do for you, is I can give you my number, and I can call you, and if you could just hang around her, get some information for us, that’d be great.”

“I think I can do that,” she says, feeling around for her phone. Billy takes only a minute to put in his name and number, and hands it back to her.

“Now it’s vital that you don’t tell her what’s going on. It could ruin the entire investigation for everyone involved, not to mention we would have to… start over, from scratch.” Billy says, and she looks like she’s buying it.

“Okay.” She says, and puts her phone away. Billy takes out his own device and she catches on, and it rings for just barely a second and she picks it up, placing it in her jeans pocket, microphone side up.

“Thank you so much, you don’t know how much you’re helping me out... helping us out.” Billy says.

“My break is over,” she whines, checking her watch. She gives one last longing look at Billy, completely ignoring Frank, and sends them off with a wave.

Now, they wait.

THEY hear cups clattering.

“I don’t even want to,” she says, and they both lean into the phone. If anyone walked by, they’d be able to hear too.

“I’m telling you right now, you will not regret it. Best decision of my life. It feels so good, dude,” says her friend, and Billy and Frank blink slowly at each other. What conversation have they gotten themselves into?

“I feel like I’m gonna regret it, because if I don’t like it, I can’t do anything about it. I’m just stuck with them.”

“Oooh, hear that Frank? She’s talking about you,” Billy whispers, and Frank motions for him to shut up.

“The girl can hear you,” Frank points out, and Billy hushes himself quickly, muting the call. They both continue listening.

“—buy it online. It’s a great way to do your shopping,” the friend convinces, but Y/N is not buying it. Literally or mentally.

“I don’t care. I’m old fashioned. I like buying my underwear in person, thank you.”

Billy is about to hang up, get the hell out of that conversation, when he hears it.

“Fine. You won’t have much time for underwear shopping when you’re packing your kids into the minivan for soccer practice.”

Frank stops him from hanging up.

“Wait wait, wait, listen,” Frank says, and moves closer.

“You’re a pervert, Frankie,” Billy says, but leans in anyway.

“Shhh, shut up, listen,” Frank moves the phone closer to his ear.

“Noooo,” she whines, “Morgan I can’t. I can’t do that. Stop it. I’m too young to be a mom.”

“You were too young to be a mom at fourteen. Are you fourteen?”

“Shut up, Morgan. How are your boyfriends?” She asks.

“No no, don’t change the subject. How are your boys doing?”

Clearly, Y/N is exasperated.

“They’re fine,” she says, and moves out of view with Morgan and now Becky in tow. Becky is not inconspicuous at all.

“Becky, is that a customer up front?” One of the girls asks, and the boys think this is it, this is where their fun little game ends because now they have to sit and listen to Becky take coffee orders. They should’ve had Morgan do it but she’s too close to Y/N.

“No, that’s Paulie,” Becky replies, and even the boys can hear Morgan roll her eyes. Thank GOD Becky is oblivious to any and all social cues.

“Okay so you’re good now?”

“Why would I not be good? I’m good. So happy. Beautiful. Amazing. Incredible—”

“Right, because you didn’t yell at me yesterday about not wanting a minivan,”

“Shut up about the minivans, okay? It’s… I don’t have anything against minivans, just what they stand for.”

“I’m gonna bring this up when you get a minivan for Frank’s kids. Take ‘em to school in the morning, come to work, make your husband his coffee—”

“He doesn’t drink coffee from here,” she interjects, and Frank feels a swell of pride in his chest.

“Doesn’t matter. What’s going on with the other one? The suit boy?”

“Billy? He came over and we made pancakes and… I don’t know. I don’t know what’s going on with any of them… I just want a nice boy who’s pretty and… that’s it. They both meet the requirements.”

“So what’s the problem?”

“Frank has kids. That’s all of it. That’s the whole problem. What if I want kids, and he doesn’t want kids, because he already has kids? Billy doesn’t have kids.” Billy keeps his eyes on the phone. He doesn’t look up at Frank.

“I mean maybe somewhere,” Billy jokes softly. Frank isn’t laughing.

“You're making much ado about nothing.”

“Kids are a huge deal. Married couples think about having kids for years before actually having them.”

“Might I remind you, you were a mistake.” Morgan says.

“So were you!”

“Plus,” You continue, “I’ve only talked to him for like two hours tops.”

“Nu-uh! Doesn’t he come in every day? And you guys talk on the phone?”

“That’s not the point,” You whine, rolling your eyes as you hear Becky drop something nearby.

“‘Billy’s been in my house. MY HOUSE. The closest Frank has gotten to that is a grocery store! That’s sad.”

“Well then maybe you just have to invite him over to your house?” She proposes, like it’s the simplest thing in the world.

Frank nods, mumbling under his breath, “Thanks Morgan.”

“That’s a great idea, should I invite his kids, too?”

“I… You need more information. Is he just off the table because he’s fucked once or twice?”

“Twice. At least.”

“Oh. Well, at least he’s experienced,” she ponders. “No. That’s not how this is gonna work!”

“Now, come on, what’s wrong with the suit and tie?”

“Nothing, let’s drop it.”

“That man spends an hour gelling his hair in the morning, and he has no flaws?”

“You know what? He probably gets up an hour early to gel it, so he’s never late for work. And if he doesn’t wake me up, what’s the harm? Where’s the foul?”

Billy almost disguises his proud smirk. Almost.

“No. I’m not buying it. Remember when he didn’t show up on your date? And then didn’t even tell you why he didn’t show up?”

“Yes. I do actually.”

“That’s what life with him would be like. He’d say he’d get out of work at five, but really, he’d get out at like ten, after banging his secretary. And where would you be? Stuck at home with his kids and his hair gel.”

“Morgan, if he lasts five hours I’d let him.”

“Uh, no. Only with me. Not his secretary. Would Frank ever do that to you?”

“No. Frank would surprise me at work with flowers and then make me dinner, and fuck me for a reasonable amount of time.”

It’s Frank’s turn to smile, but he doesn’t bother hiding it.

“Hear that, Bill? I’d be a good husband.”

“Maria would disagree.”

Frank chuckles humorlessly.

“You’re just mad that she’s gonna keep me around.”

“Might I remind you of the two mistakes costing you this? They have names. They’re my god children.”

Frank ignored him, staring back at the screen.

“Billy would last five hours, and Frank would last five minutes, but they’d be a damn good five minutes,” Morgan muses.

“Morgan, do you just want to date him for me?”

Frank rests his head on the metal table.

Billy laughs loudly, but he doesn’t understand it’s an insult.

“They’d be five hours jam packed into five minutes,” Morgan says, and the girls laugh, before moving back to the front where the boys can see them again.

“I’ve had enough of this,” Frank mutters.

“You have to like one of them more. You need to make a decision.”

“Ugh, no. What I need is a drink.” You say sadly.

“No. I know what you need.”

“What?”

“A sex tiebreaker.”

All three of them gasp in unison.

“We can’t do that,” Frank shakes his head.

“I mean, if the lady wants it, who am I to say no?”

“No, Bill. Not happening. I care about you too much to let a girl come between us.” Billy stares at his phone. He sighs loudly. He puts a hand on Frank’s shoulder.

“Frankie, I’ve known you for how many years? We’ve fought together, man. You’re my best friend. I’d let you have her before I let it ruin our friendship.”

Frank deflates. They listen again, and hear silence. Did Becky hang up?

“I think I’m going to hell.” They hear her say.

Did she agree to the tiebreaker? The boys give each other a knowing look.

“You’re not going to hell. And if you go to hell, I’ll be there to pick you up.”

Oh yeah. She definitely did.

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Beast Wars Transformers - Season 1 - Favorite Moments

Kind of a summary of a few of my favorite bits of episodes from the second half of the 1st season. This post is long enough, so I might do a separate one of my thoughts about the characters.

Episode 6: Power Surge - Terrorsaur is definitely the Starscream of this show. He’s an idiot...but hey, I give him credit for being the first to actually K.O. Megatron.

Episode 10: Gorilla Warfare

Really painful watching Optimus being forced into a berserker mode by some strange device. And baby boy Cheetor being the little voice of reason in his mind, ‘please big bot, don’t give in, don’t let it take over you!’ *sobbing*

I got a bit emotional as he went battle crazed and stormed the Predacon base. And then Megatron has the gall to mock him as he was like ‘Ooh, look what you can do with your moral compass turned off. it suits you.’ Reminded me a lot of how Megatron at the end of Armada was like...’Oh Optimus, you put on the hero act but you really do enjoy battle and killing don’t you? muahaha!’ OH IT STINGS!

“Gorilla warfare suits you. The old Optimus would’ve never made it this far.”

And then after Optimus is rid of the device and in recovery, how super tsun Dinobot was at his bedside when he awoke. OOOH that was a cute moment!!!! Awwwww! Dinobot has a tough hide, but he really does respect Optimus and...gosh it’s adorable! He’s so TSUNDERE!!!! I kinda love him.

Episode 12: Victory - Haha nice plan Megatron, but you are a jerk. They finally have a chance to leave and you ruin it. Also Dinobot you idiot tsun just go home with them! We’ll work out the kinks later! Who cares if your a Predacon ughhhh this stupid...! Optimus going back for him was typical good leader thing to do. But of course Megs gotta ruin things, again. I knew it was too early to be worried, since it’s only episode 12, but wow, seeing Optimus fall and get left behind was heartbreaking. Uggghhh! And Megatron appears to ruin things AGAIN but then Rhinox is like “NOT TODAY” and shoves Megatron down the hatch tube like a BOSS and then Optimus comes flying up to the rescue and STOPS THE SHIP FROM CRASHING WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND HIS ROCKET BOOSTERS, WHILE ‘NOT-SUPERMAN-THEME MUSIC’ FANFARE STARTS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND???!!! OMG OPTIMUS ARE YOU SUPERMAN?! *I AM CRYING* XXDDD

AND THEN WE GET HUGS FROM CHEETOR AND OPTIMUS HEAD PATS!!?! I AM DYINGGGGGGG!!!!

Episode 13: Dark Designs - So I took this as basically the Beast Wars version of a “Synthen episode”...but instead, it’s the calm and level-headed Rhinox getting reformatted into a Predacon and instead of his peace-loving self is replaced by a battle ready warrior, and he totally trashes the Predacon base, again, LIKE A BOSS. I’m really starting to like Rhinox. He packs a punch! Even Megatron was like...’oh, I seem to have underestimated him, yessssssss.’ Never underestimate the doctor / engineers!

Episode 14: Double Dinobot - was basically this

Episode 15: The Spark - I had read somewhere that it was this episode where the idea of a Cybertronian “spark” first appeared. That before this, Cybertronians were either born from the pure metal of the planet or were given personalities from Vector Sigma, while their bodies were just...built. And it was interesting to see how they played out this new form of life origin. Plus, a new character, Air Razor. I was surprised...actually I’m not sure if I’ve heard of her before. But it’s nice the good guys finally get a flier...besides Optimus. Her design reminds me of Hawkgirl from the old Justice League cartoon I grew up watching.

[ Also, I started noticing this running gag that some of the Predacon goons will get blown apart but don’t...die?! They can just be rebuilt but if one of the Maximals gets a broken joint, or disrupted energy circuits, it’s doom for them! How does this work? Or is it just a corny gag because it’s a kid’s show...???? ]

Episode 19: Call of the Wild - It was really interesting seeing the Cybertronian Maximals dealing with their beast forms. How the animal instincts were taking over their minds! But Tigatron, I love that zen loving tiger bot, he helps them to be one with their animal forms and use it to their advantage, like he learned to!

But the BEST PART in this whole episode was Megatron going on the hunt while being carried on this THRONE like a Jungle Queen?? OMG!!

I thought Megatron in TFPrime was extra, no, THIS has to be the most EXTRA AND DRAMATIC Megatron I’ve ever seen! He is killing me!!! XDDD

Episode 20: Dark Voyage - Ok, this was another ‘Rhinox is actually a good leader’ episode, no doubt. But it was kinda upsetting to see poor baby, boy Cheetor get strangled by some giant Titanoboa, leaving his shoulder busted and then he says...’I feel cold.’ I was like, NO CHEETOR DON’T DIE, SWEET BABY! Save him!!!!! But it was a great tactic for Rhinox to remind everyone of their battle training and visualize a grid in their mind so they could target attacking fliers, even though none of them could see. Great strategy but whoo, that was too close! Let’s not risk the child anymore, my poor heart can’t take it!

Episode 21: Possession - Starscream...returns?????!!!!!! Maybe I should’ve watched the rest of G1...? I am so lost! XDD

Episode 23: Law of the Jungle - Ok, that was really sad. I think I’m really getting attached to Tigatron. (TAT) Also, Inferno is so feral with his flame throwers and his crazy laugh! Wow...he even got Terrorsaur to slip and say “The Royalty.” LOLOL This episode had a deep message and some lore thrown in. I do wonder if later on in this series, they’ll explain why, and at what point, the factions names were changed from Autobots and Decepticons to Maximals and Predacons? If they’re descendants and fight for the same reasons and motives? But gosh, it’s really depressing that the war has gone on for that long...so very, very long. Like it never, ever ended. [I’m supposing this story is in the G1 timeline, given how the spark of G1 Starscream appeared.] Tigatron made a really important point, even though ultimately he decided to keep fighting. Some really sobering lines mixed in here...hmmm!

Episode 24: Before the Storm

“Yes, my Queen!” “Ughhh, I wish he wouldn’t call me that.”

MY QUEEEEEEEN!!! Ok, this is what you guys meant about Inferno. Omg I love it tho! What a good little loyal soldier ant. *muffled snorting laughter*

A truce? What are you up to Meg?

Oh...oh god. He’s having a spa day?

Have to look your best before conquering the universe. God, I love this Megatron. I’m crying he makes me laugh so much!

Wow...plot is happening!!!! IT’S HAPPENING!!!!! oH MY!

EPISODE 25 & 26: Other Voices - Wow, things took a nosedive for the worst. Who are these aliens, really? That projection gave me a heart attack, but it wasn’t real. Ok I know our heroes are getting out of this, there are 2 more seasons, but how?? Oh...plans align on both sides! But...BUT!!! OH NO!!! No no noooo! What a terrible cliffhanger to end the 1st season! How dare they end it like that?! I can hear all the 90s kids wailing in anguish~! Having to wait months to find out what happened?! Optimus, dear, you do have a terrible track record. What next...??? On to SEASON 2!!

#usagi watches shows #beast wars transformers #beast wars spoilers #transformers #long post #i cannot this show is hilarious #help me i have fallen #feel free to message me about this first season #i have feelings #but no spoilers for the 2nd and 3rd please!!!

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Welcome Back to my Uncle Reacts to AoS--Season 3

It has taken my Uncle months to watch season 3 as his schedule is super busy and what not. But we have finally watched it all and are on to Season 4. Anyway, here are some of his reactions to the third season of Agents of Shield

3x1

*Fitz comes to the lab after his excursion in Morocco* Coulson is like a father waiting in the dark kitchen. Where’ve ya been, Fitz?

*After the Do something scene* Ouch.

Is she on another planet? She’s on another planet. Guys, she’s on another planet!

3x2

He got her back! Oh my god, he got her back. Fitz is the man.

Hunter is the best.

Bobbi is the best.

Fitz is the best.

Oh, Coulson.

*About Jemma* What the hell happened there? What did she eat? She was there months right? Holy shit.

*Fitz sitting by her bed* Oh, Fitz.

3x03

My aunt: you two seem sad. What happened. Steve: Lincoln, Kate. Lincoln killed his friend and he didn’t mean to. And Jemma has ptsd. It was a lot of emotion. My aunt: ...

3x04

Yess May. Great timing. That’s all you needed.

3x05

Dammit, Will is hot.

She’s talking to Fitz? Cute!

3x06

Pauses the show uhh, Andrew turned into lash and kicked some ass. Calling it.

*Later* Called it.

3x07

“He does have a hog face.” Bwhahahaha. That’s amazing.

Well that episode was emotional. The Fitzsimmons thing was so heart warming. And poor May.

3x09

Ward, you asshole. Why can’t they let Phil be happy.

3x10

Shit that’s not Will.

*At Ward’s death* Finally!

*Wards back* Freaking knew it. God dammit

3x11

What is Fitz 3d printing back there? Cool inhuman conversation but what’s he making?

*Anytime the subtitles are wrong on Netflix* That’s not what she said. That’s not what he said. That’s not what they’re saying.

*Steve understanding the Spanish and knowing what they’re saying without subtitles.* That is not what she said, subtitles.

*About Elena* she’s a badass.

3x12

Thank god for Hunter.

Ward is just creepy as hell. I know that’s not Ward, but it’s his stupid face.

3x13

Amadeus Ravenclaw Hunter. That’s fantastic. Is that really his name? Wait, no. Forget I said that. Ravenclaw is not his name.

Wait, so Bobbi and Hunter are just gone? But they can’t do that. They come back right? They’re the best, they can’t leave.

Mack’s crying the hardest.

That guy that’s supposed to be tailing them is very bad at his job.

Now I’m sad.

3x14

*Mack mentions friends being transferred” Aww, Bobbi and Hunter.

Repeats “It’s a building.” In Scottish accent. *laughs* that’s great.

Uh oh Fitz does not like Daisy’s methods of interrogation. He looks so uncomfortable.

A shotgun ax. Holy shit that’s amazing.

That dudes a hologram! Coulson knew. He’s a genius.

3x15

Holy shit we’re seeing the future.

*Hive melts the business men* Eeww, ugh that’s horrific. Aaah!

*Andrew becomes lash permanently* Oh no! Poor May. That’s so sad.

Wait, I bet you it’s not snow. Bet you it’s ash. *Snow is actually ash* Called it.

*Quinjet vision* That vision is familiar. Where have we seen that? Wait, that was at the beginning! Oh shit, that’s the future! Shit!

3x16

*Young Malick and Nathaniel appear on screen.* Maggie tries not to freak the frick out at Nathaniel so as not to spoil season 7.

Steve: oooh, does his brother get volunteered as tribute or something?

*Daisy explodes the mines in front of James house.* Badass.

*Reveal that Malick betrayed his brother* That’s why Ward had the stone! He knew! He remembers the betrayal! Oof, not looking great for Malick.

I hate Ward. Whatever he is.

Shit! Is he killing Malick daughter! That’s way more brutal than killing Malick! Ooooh, evil.

*Lincoln’s past is explained* See, I’m glad he’s sharing, but how do you bring something like that up in conversation normally. Glad their talking, but I get it.

*Giyera escaping from the containment pod* Fitz, please get away from the guy trying to escape. Please. Oh crap he’s got a seatbelt.

*Mack gets knocked out* Oof, Mack. Poor dude.

*Secret Warriors Assemble* Yes! I’ve got to put the baby to bed but then next episode!

3x17

Sorry Joey, I don’t think you’re going to finish that date. You’ve got to go fight people.

Whoa! Lincoln’s powers got even cooler.

That felt a bit too easy.

*Fitzsimmons flirting* They’re cute.

*Mackelena flirting* He’s speaking Spanish. Kay, that’s sweet.

I don’t think Joey is okay. He did kill that Medusa dude.

*reveal that one of the inhumans are swayed* That’s what he meant by someone on the inside! That’s not good. Now they’re all looking suspicious.

*Fitzsimmons find Malick’s body* Is he dead? Holy shit, was there a bomb! Shit!

“Aren’t you a spy, learn Spanish” Hahahahaha! Yes! That line is genius!

Okay, they are pushing for it to be Lincoln waaaay too hard.

*Fitzsimmons soft kiss in the bunk* *Steve Fist pumps* Yessss!

Uhhh, why is Daisy out of her cell. It’s her! Oh no.

Way to go Lincoln on the character growth. Staying for SHIELD!

Is Daisy going to fly? Oh no, she’s destroying the base. And she ruined Fitzsimmons make out session. And she’s bringing the base down. Also that.

Noooo! That’s it? That cliffhanger! *upset that we have to wait to watch the next episode*

3x18

“It’s risky, and irresponsible” Hahaha, May smiles.

Nice flying May!

*FS talking about sex* “I’ll see you in the quinjet” Hahahahahahahaha. That’s amazing.

*Hive talks* That’s not creepy. You know what happened to the last girl Hive kissed. Daisy run.

“Because all you are is big and strong.” Hahaha, Fitz is all pissy about it. Amazing.

Oof, Lincoln just can’t get Coulson’s approval.

Maggie: Fitz is so handsome Steve: He really is

*FS ending scene* Yessss!!!! Finally!!!

3x19

Inhuman backstory!!

Why are they all such jerks to Lincoln? Like, he just cannot win with Coulson and May. No one is nice to him. Except Fitzsimmons, they’re nice to him. Okay, and Mack.

*Piper is introduced* Red shirts aren’t red shirts! That’s awesome!

Oh, Mack, what are you doing? Please don’t get hurt. Daisy please don’t hurt him. Mack noooo!

Wow, Shield is just struggling on all fronts. Daisy’s missing, Mack’s injured, Lincoln’s sick—Wait no after credit scene?! Dammit!

3x20

Okay, they seriously need to lay off Lincoln. Like, he is not a bad dude!

Now I see why they can’t get help from the avengers.

Yo yo is awesome.

Fitz having to play whack-a-mole with security. Gosh, they’re going through it.

Lincoln, nooo! You’re smarter than this! Your character growth! Oh, thank god it was part of the plan.

Yes! Lash! Badass!

Oh my god he’s saving Daisy! Yeah!!!

No!!! Lash!!!!

He couldn’t just have killed Hive? I guess we need a finale.

Andrew saved Daisy!

Shit, he’s got a warhead. Ward’s trying to destroy the world again.

What’s Elena giving Mack? No! Mack put that down! Put the cross down!

3x21

That’s right, Shield is good at what they do.

They done pissed off an alien.

Fitz is amazing.

Fitzsimmons should go on that vacation. Take a break.

Oh no the cross! The jacket! Fitz put it down!

Wait, she wants to go back?! Daisy, nooooo!

3x22

Ooh Yo Yo no!!! She took a bullet for Mack. Yeah, she is not okay.

Shit, they’re going to use the torch to cauterize the wound. That’s majorly going to scar.

Why do I kind of like Radcliffe?

Oh, May was about to be super nice to Daisy and she gets hit over the head.

“You were a murderous wank before all this” Okay, that line’s amazing

Did Fitz cloak a gun?! That’s amazing!

Aaaah, the jacket! Can they stop freaking me out with the jacket?!

I like how they pan from the window so they don’t have to break it for real.

Don’t get rid of Daisy!

“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi” Oh my god, that’s incredible.

Badass shield team is badass.

You know the person who plays Daisy is a great actress.

Wait. wait. Wait. Lincoln. Lincoln? Noooooo! They can’t kill Lincoln. They’re not going to—they can’t. But I loved Lincoln! Nooo!

*Steve is quiet for a long moment* I loved Lincoln.

*Flash forward* Is Daisy on the run?

Director? What? Phil’s not the director??

“No Aida that’s not what we’re celebrating” It’s your birthday. “Today’s your birthday.” CALLED IT! Wait, are we going to have robots?

Shit, we lost a lot of people that season.

Crap, I want to watch the next episode!!

#long post #steve reacts to aos #agents of shield rewatch #agents of shield

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inessencedevided · 4 years

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The Untamed, episode 28 - watching notes

To recap: Jiang Cheng is currently on a visit in Wei Wuxian's man-cave

Tbh, until now, Jiang Cheng has done nothing I could hate him for. Of course, he's often short-sighted, hot-headed and too wrapped up in his own insecurities, but non of that I can hate him for. It just makes me sad that their trauma and the rigidity of their society is driving a wedge between these brothers 💔

I love Wei Wuxian and his strong sense of justice, but he is naive if he believes the clans will leave him be after this

Jiang Cheng is so terrified to ruin his own clan that he is consciously going against what he just demonstrates he knows is right :/

JC to wwx: "No one will speak for you."

"In the eyes of the four main clans, you're a geek ... " excuse me what? 😂

(I get what they're probably trying to say, but once again, the subtitles provide unexpected hilarity in an otherwise bleak scene ^^)

None of this is okay 😭

Noooo

Don't. I'm certain this is one of Jiang Cheng's biggest fears come true

Their tears 😭😭😭

There is nothing that breaks my heart more than siblings turning against each other 💔💔💔

I think I've said so before, but Wei Wuxian is the epitome of a gryffindor. And I'll add that I believe Jiang Cheng is a prime example of a Slytherin. Equally determined, but for entirely different reasons. (That's not an insult btw ;))

A-Yuan 😭😭😭😭

Wen Qing is joining the "pushing people away to protect them club". Not a chance my dear, you're talking to the president

I adore the budding friendship between wwx and wen Qing is all that's pulling me through right now :')

That and A-Yuan

Honestly, wen Qing and Jiang cheng is the only het ship I'm interested in on this show so far 😅 (so if course, it's doomed to end tragically :|)

All these people being kept apart by circumstance or by society or by their own stubbornness ... 😔

Ning 😥

I love this song so much :)

Wait what? They actually set up a meeting just to fight? These dramatic bitches

Somehow the atmosphere during this fight scene is ... weird

It's not as solemn as I expected it to be

Holy shit, he really wounded him :(

Wait until you have to explain this to Shijie, Jiang cheng

Talking of which 😢

Her dream 🥺

Stop putting on an act and let people help you, you stupid hero!!!! Half of this wouldn't have happened if you'd just used your words once in a while to actually convide in people who goddamn care about you!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Sorry

I'll give it to Jin Zixuan, that was cute :D

For someone of his upbringing to literally get himself dirty for someone else? That's big :)

Okay okay, I was wrong, you all were right, these two are actually quite cute :D

One month later ...

It took wwx and wen Ning a single month to reach the status of folk tale figure. I'm impressed

Lan Wangji, on the other hand, isn't :D

😂😂😂

Same girl, same :D

A-Yuan!!!!

He's like: you! Yes you! You're my dad now! :D

Also, random anecdote, apparently I also once hugged a random dude on the street when I was 4 and wouldn't let go. No one knows why, least of all, me🤷‍♀️

And omg, wwx!

I didn't expect them to meet again so soon!

Worried dad wwx is 🥰🥰🥰

Also, the look on his face when he sees lwj 😍

Oooh, poor lwj. He's within the general vicinity of wwx for like 5 minutes and once again his life is upended and he's a dad :D

"Raising a child is a learning process" for once a random extra is actually helpful 😂

This scene just gave me back 10 years of my life. Pour nourishment for the soul :)

The loooooooook

The music

The everything 🥰

Imma go rewind and watch it a second time :D

Oh I'm so weak for soft dad lwj 😭

I want to live in this scene forever 💚💚💚

They're falling in love all over again :)

Omg, I'm screaming!!! Lwj isn't the strict dad,he's the I'm-going-to-get-you-everything-you-want-if-you-look-at-me-with-cute-puppy-eyes-dad 😂😂😂

And, problem is, he's got two kids with cute puppy-eyes at home, not just one :D

Oh this was so beautiful. Can I just call it quits and pretend they ran away together after this and raised A-Yuan together and nothing hurts???

Must I watch the next episode? 😭

@sweetlittlevampire @fandom-glazed @elenirlachlagos @allhailthedramallama @luckymoony @kyrrahbird (I am watching the last 10 minutes a second time now. Nothing can stop me :D)

#sophie watches the untamed #the untamed #wwx #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lwj #wangxian #a yuan #wen yuan #wen qing #wen ning #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu

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Hey! I sent this prompt to a few other BNHA pages, but I'd love to see your take on it please! Your writing & headcanons are so good! Reader is a sweetie from Class A & despite the rivalry she really supports Class B & she has a soft spot for Monoma. She's always encouraging him in joint trainings & stuff. Reader does what everyone seen coming & asks him on a date. Monoma, our awkward boy, laughs in her face & ruins it. However he really likes her too & tries to fix things in the end. Thanks!

Anon, let me tell you right now, that great minds must think alike because I’ve been legit toying with an idea similar to this in my head for months! Also, thank you, let me see what I can cook up for you in my little mind. And you requested my favorite feral boi thank youuuuu

- Monoma was never sure how it came to him liking you.

- First and foremost, you were from class 1-a, and therefore there was more than enough reason to detest you like the rest of your classmates.

- But noooo, you had to come in and make things all confusing for the blond.

- You were always supportive of his class from the start. Even going so far as to become good friends with some of them, offering tips and helping to train.

- You tried offering the same to him, but he always disappeared before you could really ask him.

- And you were so sweet, especially to him, which he couldn’t for the life of him understand. Always shouting tips from the sideline, watching his back if you were on the same team in joint training. And even if you weren’t and you knocked him down, you always lent a helping hand to him afterwards and words of encouragement.

- Monoma couldn’t pin down one instance where you’ve ever treated him like a nuisance, as someone to be ashamed to know. You even laughed at some of his quips!

- Yeah, safe to say, he fell very hard and had absolutely no idea how to handle it.

- And it’s basically obvious as hell because now he has a giant blush on his face every time he talks to you and especially when he teases you.

- Lol he figures he has some time to figure out how to approach this but alas, your wonderful, adorable figure comes into view with a shy smile. “Monoma I really, really like you… do you think we could go on a date?”

- Monoma.exe has officially short circuited.

- Now, what he wants to say is “Yes, I’ve liked you for so long. I’ll take you anywhere you want to go, name it.”

- But what comes out is hysterical laughter as he turns and power walks away from you as fast as possible because he doesn’t actually know how to face his emotions.

- It’s only at night when he realizes just what he’s done and he’s banging his head against the wall and blaring heartbreak songs on almost full volume.

- If it weren’t for Kendo almost breaking down his door and for once not seeing Monoma act like he has all the answers, she talks him through it.

- And for some visuals, just imagine Kendo sitting on the bed next to Monoma who is completely wrapped in his blankets like a burrito. He has the biggest pout on his face as he whines about how stupid he was.

- Kendo kinda agrees on that stupid bit, but heavily suggests that he needs to go talk to you about it and “an explanation is better than nothing, at least she can understand why you did that.”

- So, the next day, Monoma has flowers, chocolates, your favorite stuffed animal, anything to make up for his mistake. He is 100% prepared to apologize and hopefully woo you back into liking him.

- But then he knocks on your door, and he sees your puffy eyes and the tissues scattered about behind you and his heart just breaks. He did that to you, he broke your heart all because he didn’t know what to do. In that instance he just drops everything he’s holding and brings you into a hug and apologizes to you over and over again.

- It’s probably the most genuine you’ve ever seen him.

- If you decide to hear him out, he sits on the bed, confesses that he’s liked you for a long time, and you really surprised him asking him out and he didn’t know how else to react. Albeit it’s all a very awkward confession because he’s still trying to maintain his cocky attitude but it’s too late, it’s already fallen apart and you can see the real him now.

- He grabs your hand gently and just looks into your eyes. “I’m not the best at this whole… relationship thing. But, I’m willing to try for you and, if you’ll let me, I would love to take you out on a date.”

- It’s up to you whether or not you want to go, but if you say yes, be rest assured, he’ll be doing everything he so possibly can on that date to spoil you, even if he’s super awkward about it.

This got long but oooh it fueled my passion that I couldn’t stop typing. Thank you so much for this request, anon! I hope you enjoyed it!

#bnha #Monoma #neito monoma #bnha monoma #bnha neito #monoma hcs #monoma x reader #neito x reader #neito monoma x reader #mha

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askclaypollier · 4 years

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Clay’s father is coming? OOOH HOW ABOUT SOME EMBARRASSING BABY CLAY MOMENTS

*Rufus, as expected, walks straight into the kitchen. He sees the smoking microwave and the ruined coffee maker full of hot dogs, his face immediately pales*

What the actual fuck son?!

*he looks at Clay*

Have you regressed back to being a toddler?! At least then all you did was put your underwear in the toaster!

*Clay pouts*

Dad noooo! I just wanted to cook like you! I didn't know any better!!

#rufus terran #oc #clay terran #Claypollier

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szopenhauer · 4 years

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Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? yes

Are you in a good mood right now? r u serious?...

Is there anyone who you think you deserve an apology from? I won’t get any

Are you talking to anyone right now? my gf online and my mom irl

Did you buy anything today? I didn’t

Were you happy when you woke up this morning? I wasn’t

When was the last time you cried really hard? today, it wasn’t the hardest tho

When did you last hug someone? Who was it? this day as well, parent

How’s life going for you? no comment

Has something someone said today annoyed you? that’s normal Can you hear the crickets chirping at night? sadly not Do you like listening to new music, or just sticking to your favorites? depends on the new song - if it’s good then I like it as much as my old favs

When was the last time you were bitten by a bug? this summer has the worst mosquitos ever Do you have a pair of sunglasses that are worth over $200? I'm not rich, mine aren’t more expensive than 25 PLN Are you brave when it comes to trying new foods? ... When was the last time you saw your significant other? weeks ago, not counting video chatting Are you ashamed of your singing voice? I’m aware I have no talent so... Have you ever had a dream where you could understand a foreign language? also animal languages and been talking to plants etc. Do you have anything important to do tomorrow? hospital Are you a fan of retro things? prefer vintage, antiques, shabby - retro is fake but at times there are some good enough pieces as well Would you be considered to be knowledgeable about World War 2? I mistake WWI for WWII and vice versa If you’re with someone right now, do you think it will last? don’t feed my paranoia Have you heard of the Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers? oooh that’s the one Do you have something to do, that you would rather not do? tomorrow Are you, in any way, feeling hopeless right now? absolutely Do you know who you’re planning to ask to your prom? I wanted to ask my current gf back in the day but my mom didn’t let me and I didn’t go because only me and K. didn’t have a date so we preffered to stay home When was the last time you went shopping? yesterday What’s the limit on how much you would pay for a shirt? 60 PLN but I cry when I pay 30 PLN, luckily I have like 3 shirts that are about 30 PLN Do you like making funny faces in pictures? better to be funny than ugly, right? Is there something you look back on and go “I can’t believe I did that”? regrets Are you good at offering advice? but not following them What was the last thing to confuse you? confused is my second name Are you a fan of Keira Knightley? she’s not that good Have you ever resorted to alcohol to make you feel better? it doesn’t make anything better Have you heard about Mel Gibson’s rant/freakout? he was such a good actor, such a shame he’s not a good person Do you wish your bedroom was bigger? I wish I had my own apartment Have you ever felt like a “new person”? I had my moments that were ruined right after Do you own any expensive jewelry? I sold the only necklace that was worth something Has there been someone in your life that just wouldn’t leave you alone? stalkers Do you hate to use public bathrooms? there are way worse things than public bathrooms, even when they’re covered in blood, poop, pee and vomit (but puke is least bearable from all four)

Are there any writing utensils close to you? I packed bunch of them

What was the last thing that shocked you? brain, remind me what was last... How many other rooms can you currently see into? hall Do you need to take the trash out? done Do you need to clean your room right now? soon Do you need to clean out a litter box right now? my cat’s gone Are these questions reminding you of things you put off to do this survey? there’s washing my head on my list for this evening - nothing more How many days have you been wearing those clothes? gimme a break!

Can you move your nose? yasss

Have you ever done a craft that you found on Pinterest? sew teddy and a cat from socks for example but I’m not fond of DIY in general Are you content with mystery, or do you wish you knew everything? knowledge is power

What’s one thing that makes your stomach hurt? what doesn’t?... Ever had a living nightmare? my life is a nightmare

Do you think successful people always come with a pack of haters? successful or not - haters are everywhere Do you wish you could be a world traveler? travelling ain’t my hobby Do you wish you could live in another city for a year? Ełk If you had kids, would you take them to Disney World? if I had money and they wanted to go and it wasn’t that far away from home and they were angels and they were old enough... Have you ever stood in line to get a Disney character’s autograph? wouldn’t bother, pics are better How long does it usually take your hair to dry? so short yet dry slowly Is your Pinterest page cluttered? it’s neat Did you used to name your Barbies? of course Is your life boring? ppl say it is but for me it’s not enough boring if you know what I mean Do you usually feel better around people or alone? alone Is there a broken relationship in your life that you want to fix? tried to fix friendships but it didn’t work out Do you ever think about Heaven? yup Are you ready for Heaven yet? I will go to hell but I don’t mind dying now if it’s a quick death as I prefer to be gone that an ill burden to myself and others Are you afraid of where you’re going to go? I don’t deserve heaven, I think it would be unfair for me to go wherever, I have love-hate relationship with God Do you feel better now than you did last night? noooo Does your body have any problems with it? my body is 99,99% a problem, it’s made of problems like jigsaw puzzle game Have you taken any huge risks lately? my life is 24/7 at risk - does that count?... Silence or songs? depends Do you ignore rude people or do you call them out? try to ignore them if possible What color socks do you have on? purple stripes, looks a bit like asexual flag - this realization :o Are you under a blanket right now? am not

How much was your prom dress? What’s the most you’d spend?: I wouldn’t buy anything expensive, dress from a second hand under 30 PLN Are most of your friends single or taken?: my friends were basically always single When you’re taking a survey that has a “Which of your friends is… the nicest? The prettiest? The smartest? Etc.” do you skip over it?: as I have no friends anymore to be honest What salon do you go to for getting your hair done?: I cut them on my own or ask mom for help Do you believe in luck?: I’m unlucky Would you marry someone of a different religion?: that would be hard Would you convert for them?: nope Worst part about your job?: I don’t have a job and the worst part about it is lack of money and regular UP visits Ever took something out of the lost and found that wasn’t yours?: they tempt me I took some lost/trashed stuff from the street tho Do you delete friends from Facebook if they never talk to you?: that’s me! Do you know anyone who smokes cigars?: my uncle did Ugliest fashion trend at the moment?: according to this - shorts suit, cut outs, sheer/transparent, raffia not a fan of most of vests blue isn’t my fav color but it’s a seasonal thing but shirts shouldn’t be such a huge part of summer in my opinion Do you like glittery nail polishes?: why not

Are you wearing a pink shirt? it’s white with black letters

If you had a baby, would you want to have it at home or in a hospital? hospital I believe

Have you ever had a bad experience with anti-depressants? If so, what? don’t even let me begin this subject...

What makes your room unique? trinkets

Does your past bother you? consequences of it

Do you take risks or play it safe? play it safe and yet...

Are you afraid of running into a certain person in public? more than one person, more than one reason

Do you live in the USA? Poland

Who do you want to meet in Heaven? from those who already died? my brother

Is it raining? slightly

Is your life stressful and exhausting? to me it is too stressful and exhausting

What is your favorite time of the day? when I sleep, if I sleep that is

Have you ever known anyone that’s gone missing? nope Do you put your foundation on with a sponge or your hand? I don’t use foundation, yuk Do you have to pee often? ppl told me that I pee often Do you live near a pet store? they closed pet store in my town

Who was the last person other than family to tell you that they love you? my gf How many people have you kissed in the last month? 1 Do you know anyone who writes really well? my gf writes well Does it bug you when people spell color “colour”? not spell but write, it sounds good in British accent but looks horrible on paper

What is the best fanfic you have ever read (lmao) only fanfic I remember reading was that one E.W. and K.K. sent me about Draco and Harry (yaoi)

If you could direct your own TV show/movie, what would it be like? it would be based on my book

One thing you’ve always wished you could do / be good at? be healthy

Post a picture of the weirdest/funniest text conversation you’ve ever had! can’t choose only one, also, sadly, I don’t have screenies of some of them

Is there a stranger you would like to meet again? for example - I’d like to see all those ppl that I thought have amazing fashion sense and ask them if I can take photos then I would make a blog about it

Does your school take sports too seriously? all schools do, that’s unfair What does the sound you currently hear remind you of? it’s quiet

Did you eat out anywhere today? nah Where is your purse? my purses are in various places around my room

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bates--boy · 4 years

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One would think that after a couple quick naps and a large helping of chocolate ice cream, Peter would feel...not exactly better, but calm enough to record a better review for that dumpster fire called a game, but nope! He's back to seething all over again, he can't even return the game now that it's a melted pellet, and he's down to one cigarette.

So, he pulls on his jacket and heads out, talking a lovely little walk in the rain to the convenience store. A long line and a purchase of cancer sticks later, Peter is hanging by his favorite lamppost, unable to wait until he got home to break into his pack and suck the tar and nicotine goodness.

It would be better if that older gentleman a few feet away would stop throwing narrow-eyed glares at him.

"Can I fucking help you?" Peter challenges the other around the cigarette pinched between his lips.

The older man sneers, giving him the once-over, eyes lingering a moment longer at the flowy and floral skirt Peter chose to put on for a simple cigarette run, and shakes his head. "Jävla fjolla..."

Oh, Swedish. He probably heard the different accent Peter has been working so hard to replace, as well as Peter's mistake of automatically going to English in his upset state. And when Peter tilts his head and cocks a brow, the older piece of shit must have mistaken it for a confused tourist, with that throaty snort and head bob.

And Peter pulls the language switch. <"Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Can you understand me, now? Do you have a problem with the way I'm dressed? Is it personally ruining your sweet morning?">

The older man blinks, momentarily taken aback by the nearly flawless Swedish, and Peter thinks that this bastard will shut up and mind his own business.

But the man resumes his scowl, it actually gets deeper this time, and says, <"First you little fruits can't keep it in the bedroom, you have to have your special day and bring out those clowns in the makeup and fake tits, and now you can't even go one day dressed normally. In front of children. Your generation's in the toilet.">

And Peter laughs. He laughs, even when the cigarette smoke is choking him and burning his lungs. He takes it out of his mouth and licks his thumb to put the burning end out. The pain registers, but he ignores it, putting the remaining stick behind his ear.

<"Oooh, you really want to do this today, huh? You really want to fuck with the right one, huh?"> Peter folds his hands in front of his face, chuckling and reciprocating that once-over.

<"Well, shit, my guy, I'm sorry that 'my generation'--"> he can't even do the air quotes right, he's howling, because this guy looks like he is at least thirty years Peter's junior, <"--aren't out here crushing their children's dreams in a pair of Reebok's off-brand cousin that had just now gotten out of the dusty box in the attic.>

<"I know it must be pretty hard to keep your blood pressure down when you think about all the dick I must be sucking -- and clit, because I'm bi, since it's all of a sudden your fucking business-- and squeezing that tragic stomach into that fifty krona Ralph Lauren knock-off polo shirt. But I will say I like your pants: that shit must be made of the toughest fabric if it can support that paunch of yours. Too bad it couldn't support that failed marriage of yours.">

The man reels, his right hand flying to his left, covering the pale line circling his ring finger. The man purses his lips, but oh no, Peter is not done.

<"You know, if you had taken better care of yourself instead of worrying about what strangers are wearing, your wife wouldn't have let that mailman give her a quick spin on his dick every damn day. Instead of hating on guys in dresses or girls with buzz cuts, you would have shown more love to your kids, but noooo, you're up in the wee hours of the morning lashing at some stranger, and I bet your kids are avoiding you like that hairline is avoiding your forehead.>

<"Oh, why are you crying, huh? Why are you crying?!"> Peter crouches down to get in the huddled man's face. There's a blaring alarm going off in the back of his head, saying enough, he's had enough, just go home and hug your pets and maybe take your meds, but still, Peter screeches, <"Didn't your papa ever tell you that real men don't cry?! Isn't that one of the issues with us fruits these days, too, that we cry too much? Where's that energy, man? Where's your fucking manhood, huh? Yeah, I bet you wish you wear skirts now, huh? Get enough room so your balls could grow instead of being squeezed in that nightmare you call pants!">

<"Goddamn, dude...">

Peter's eyes fly up to the source of the comment. And when he sees the kid a few feet away, gawking, Peter straightens up and stomps away.

<"FUCK IT ALL!"> He rings out into the air.

#ic #droid noodles ( writing )#you know this was more funny #and less dark in my head #hetalia #older sealand

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