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gisellelx · 16 days

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I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me until just now that despite our fandom wondering about why the Cullen kids, who look way too old, and would be way too bored, and way too thirsty, were written to attend high school, and the general Doylist agreement that this was to make the series YA and keep a 17-year-old protagonist, this actually has a perfectly in-canon explanation.

Carlisle works nights. Twipires canonically really enjoy sex. If the kids are all in school, guess who’re always gone when he gets home? 😘

#twilight #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #plot holes #“Why do we have to go to school?”#“You get embarrassed if you’re in the house.”#”But FIVE days a week?”#“Look child. I was a virgin for two hundred seventy years…”#shitposts #though my shitposts are never really shitposts

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mardyart · 2 years

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teacher steve harrington

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pixlokita · 5 months

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Another trade/ collab this time a crossover between @cookieruma29 ‘s vengeful Evan AU and into the ballpit AU✨

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lemongogo · 13 days

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#waiting for livraz 2 show up^#elendira #trigun maximum #trigun #lg doodles #mo but im like . going 2 complain for five secodns #but i hate working full time i hate it ive awkays hated it i will always hate it and when im dead ill still be hating on it #NOOO ENERGYY(‘!!!for anything . ever .#like ive given up on hobbies bc it feels soo fcking impossible to do anyrhing that isnt cooking dinner and then passing out 4 the night #miserable existence i want to claw my face off #the oast two yrs have been manageable in the sense that i alws had smt to look forward to #hyperfix or whagever. but these past 6 months r grey.DESOLATE‼️‼️‼️devoid of purpose #elendira outstretched hand lets take ibuprofen together #but its lexapro #anyways . ^__^!!~~ hope uve had a good day today #or did smt fun this week #bHELPPPP #walking 2 my car rn actually .. inagine the virgin walk guy thats like this > 🚶#metbh #being let out of my hamster cage . only to return 2morrow

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soapyakships · 5 months

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the phantom thief got a lil secret ~~

#prsk #prosekai #prjsk #project sekai #mizuena #mizuki akiyama #ena shinonome #my art #day five for niigo ship week yahooo #have not drawn mzen in a hot second i needed this

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withdenim · 2 days

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Lullaby <3

#one day I’ll learn to draw feet/shoes lmao #anyways they’ve been killing me the last few weeks #I can’t think about them and be normal I have to pick one #Kai RAISED her guys…. they were both so LITTLE #when Nya said my brother was always my hero #god. what if my heart shattered into one billion pieces #now imagine this is after a game of countershot #they’re eepy!!! they’ve been running around!!#ninjago #my art #lego ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago Kai #ninjago nya #Nya jiang #Kai Jiang #ninjago fanart #the scars are just burns amassed over time as Kai tries to figure out blacksmithing with literally no guidance #he was like five. rip girl

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zebappreciationweek · 9 months

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Zeb Appreciation Week: Day Five - Favorite Dynamics

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brainworms-all-night-long · 4 months

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Me when I see my son doing the thing again

#sonic prime #WOHOO ITS DONE #i ish proud of it immensly :]#look at me I drew that!!!#yea!!!#cant tell if it looks wonky because Ive been working on it for a week or becase some lines are genuienly off #but I dont care abt that rn #also what is that a BACKROUND???#yes. yes it is #mu computer probably wants to deepfry my hand in its processor becase it almost crashed on me when blurring it #his ass was not happy with doing big brushstrokes #than again he was never so who care #im getting a new and hopefully better pc in five days so he(my current pc) better enjoy his existance while it lasts #miles nine prower #nine the fox #me does arts #mah art #actually finished doodl #sonic prime season 3

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gravitcat · 1 month

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#my art #digital art #mp100 #girl psycho 100 #serirei #serizawa week 2024 #serizawa katsuya #reigen arataka #drawing five days in a row is painful for me #but serizawa worth it

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cressida-jayoungr · 8 months

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One Dress a Day Challenge

September: Bond Films

Casino Royale (2006) / Eva Green as Vesper Lynd

Continuing with the five primary modes of Bond Girl chic, the third item on the list is evening wear. We've already had a taste of that with Sylvia Trench. Vesper Lynd's backless purple gown from Casino Royale is perhaps the most iconic evening dress of the Daniel Craig era. The plunging neckline and gathered material in the bodice make me think of Marilyn Monroe's famous gold dress, while the long lines echo the 1930s by way of the 1970s. The sparkly edging to the neck is meant to be attention-grabbing, and it is. The dress is finished with a matching wrap and clutch purse.

Like many dresses that appear deep purple onscreen, it appears considerably lighter and closer to raspberry-pink when seen offscreen. Compare this dress for another example of the same phenomenon.

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iammorethananame · 9 months

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Me: *financially independent and uncomfortable accepting monetary help*

Also me: *fiercely anti-captalist and anti-rich people*

Still me: *staring wistfully at @theidiotwhowritesthings's sugar daddy!Joel Miller AU* I want one

#Joel Miller x reader #sugar daddy!joel miller #🎶guess who had car problems again 🎶#i guess tcoy!joel is specifically my anti-car anxiety blorbo #for real though he'd have a whole team of mechanics on call just for his family/friends #no phone tag with the towing company #no hold music everytime you call #regular updates so you're not left wondering all day #drop off service so you don't have to wait for your roommate to get home just so you can drive five minutes away to the shop #anyways it's been a bit of a week and i have my car back but i also have ✨ anxiety✨#and that bitch keeps poking me and asking if my car's rEaLlY fixed or if it's going to refuse to start and leave me stranded at work #missing tcoy!joel hours #time to reread!

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tio-trile · 9 months

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Oh good Neil Gaiman finally unfollowed me after all my bullshit I can be even more unhinged now

#It was really funny while it lasted #I think he followed me in 2018 and one day I summoned enough courage to ask him if he meant to follow me or did his son take his phone agai #He said he doesn't remember following me but then HE NEVER UNFOLLOWED after that #Can you imagine posting/reblogging everything thinking that Neil Gaiman is gonna see it. Every time I reblogged old men kissing #FOR FIVE YEARS #I'm finally free #I can post smut now -- (??#I was starting to get a little respect for him after I've done nothing but talk shit about him on my dash for a week and he didn't unfollow #Guess he finally read what I said about the season lolol #Again: I'm getting to my unanswered asks! I'm not ignoring you!#The next ask involves that one fucking 36 pages essay so...I'm still working through that......#Oh the things I do for my asks 🤦‍♀️

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dazais-guardian-angel · 8 months

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this torture we're going through with the anime must be divine karma for slandering Bones all this time...... they said "oh, you don't like how we adapt things? you say the manga does it better?? okay then, well now there is no more manga. it's Bones or bust, bitches."

#bungou stray dogs #they really said now either you get the story from us or you don't get it at all 😭😭😭😭💀#screaming crying throwing up shaking HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY ON FOR THE NEXT WEEK LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL #NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK 'TWILIGHT FAREWELL' MEANS #NOT EVEN A FULL WEEK BUT FIVE DAYS CAUSE THE PV ALONE WILL END ME #seriously though how can i be okay with getting canon content for the first time in the ANIME #they already do terribly with content that ALREADY EXISTS #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL GETTING /NEW CONTENT/ THROUGH /BONES/#i guess looking at it another way though...... i should be glad if they deliver me some fucking hope a few weeks early #like obviously i'd rather none of this have happened and have gotten to this point in the last episode in the manga first #but since it did turn out this way....... if good things happen i'll take it i can't complain at this point just GIVE ME HOPE #mexican standoff with bones now that there's (basically) no manga content left like 'so it is down to you and it is down to me'#bones at the end of the fucking bsd world: 'never thought i'd be fighting side by side with a bsd anime hater'#me: 'how about side by side with a friend?'#bones: 'aye i can do that'

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ickypuppi3 · 1 month

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me when when i’m in a crying competition and my opponent is billy hargrove