#♦️anon

[wildwizardcreation]

while we are on the topic of needing impulse to realize he is sexy and fat.

i am against ccs interacting with/being shown nsfw content of themselves most of the time (unless it’s in their own time on their own, non-creator accounts yadda yadda they do what they want just don’t bring harassment to nsfw accounts)

anyway, disclaimer out of the way: i need impulse to see art of himself, portrayed how he is irl, with his fat and grey hairs and beard and body hair and everything. and i need it to be obviously sexualizing him. i need it to have lots of comments about him being so so hot and how much they love his fat. and i need him to get flustered in a good way by it.

♦️ anon

ABSOLUTELY ANON im with you on every single part including being against cc interaction with most nsfw however I am a SUCKER for the 'cc finds how their fans talk abt them behind closed doors and subsequently turns into a slut and/or realizes how genuinely attractive they are' trope. Impulse is top of the priority list but honestly if it'll get the hermits to finally do that shirtless calendar they keep joking abt then fuck it line them up and just start scrolling through the RPF tag let's see what happens

[wintersera]

if you were a boba flavor what would you be? what would winter and karina be? i feel like one of em would be some kindof exotic fruits like passion fruit or somethin

also hi its been forevs, how you doin

-♦️

if i would be a boba flavour…? let’s see. i think i’d be something like taro milk tea i guess?

winter would be some sort of melon milk tea ngl, she just seems like that typa person (also because i love melon milk teas) NEOW i do see karina as a tropical kinda fruit- something like mango maybe. as for the rest of aespa hmmm… giselle is probably gonna be like this one drink i had which is this hokkaido milk tea AND BROOO ITS SO GOOD 😩😩 and for ning i think she would be this nice honey milk tea from this specific place i go to!!

also hi ♦️ anon i’m doing good! im kinda sleepy

[barbspeaks]

where is 🪲 anon and ♦️ anon

i miss them ☹️

[jellyfishmika]

curious about what straight porn you want(ed) to write about 👀

♦️ anon

well i mean obviously gemskizz hello, but that post was about lizzie and mumbo 😭❤️ i mean.. everyone talks about lizzie helping joel rape his victims but.. joel would also help lizzie y'know

[hazbin-a-helluvamagines]

Hello! I love the idea of a platonic! yandere! Lucifer Morningstar that treats the reader basically like his adopted child. I would like to see some headcanons on this dynamic!

-🦊♦️

"My Child" ; Lucifer Morningstar

Okay, so first off. Have you seen this man? Absolute daddy material. So soft, so playful, so silly, so gentle, so caring. Literally the opposite of what you'd expect from the literal devil.

I'd imagine you're definitely probably a fallen angel or someone who he's able to see a piece of himself in. Maybe you were thrown out of your family for new ideas and free thinking. Maybe you're a fallen angel. Hell, maybe he just spotted you feeding some ducks. Just as soon as you've managed to make him empathize, you've won his heart.

He'd ask why you're not with your parents. If you don't tell him why, but mention that you have none or yours are bad, he'd sigh and continue speaking to you as normal, offering you a place in the palace with him at the end of the conversation. If you told him why, he'd immediately offer to take you in. He couldn't just leave a child to struggle and fend for themselves on the streets of Hell. That'd be a death sentence for a poor, innocent child.

Once you're there, he'd do absolutely everything to make you feel welcome. His little cherub shouldn't be expected to do anything, they should be able to just relax and feel comfort in a home that was now theirs.

He'd definitely introduce you to Charlie shortly after, and she absolutely adores you, both because you're a cute kid and because there's finally someone to keep her very lonely man of a father company in his huge palace.

If you were ever to ask about Lilith, he'd just smile sadly and try to make some excuse that'd both give you hope while not lying to you.

"Mommy is... out right now. But maybe she'll come back one day."

He'd make ducks of you... a lot of them. A creepy amount, actually. But who could blame him? You're his second chance to be a father right!! He can't lose that! He wants to show you how much he loves you and spend as much time as possible with you!

Lullabies and bedtime stories. Every night. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Cute ones like The Ugly Duckling (Lucifer's favorite), Bearenstain Bears, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly, or a cute little pop-up book.

Takes pictures. A lot of pictures. Every day. Of the most mundane things. Just playing with your toys? Picture. Trying to read? Picture? Tried and failed at cooking? Too bad, that's a picture in the scrapbook now.

He'd be legitimately confused if you ever asked him to stop and said you weren't comfortable with it.

"But why, Y/N? You're such a cute little duckling! They're only for personal memories, I won't show them to anyone!"

By that, he means he'll both show them and gush to anyone that will listen to his ranting about you.

He just wants you to know he loves you and never question his adoration for you. :(

He'd try to keep you in the palace... possibly forever. After all, he's already had one person he loved leave seemingly just out of nowhere, he doesn't want to risk you just deciding you're done with him and abandoning him one day, too.

So he has to be by your side.

He HAS to.

Forever.

He has nothing to live for if he isn't.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

this kinda ties into my last hc of zam knowing how to dance really well but mainly based off of really liking his emotes :3

He randomly breakdances for no reason other than that it was his favourite to learn & finds it fun to do. He also over exaggerates his actions alot (he's a theatre kid and you can pry that from my cold dead hands)

- 🎭♦️ anon

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[aventurine-official]

Oh! Hello. You’re a friend of Dr. Ratio’s, right? I don’t think I’ve ever met him, but Screwy certainly has a lot to say about him, and any friend of rubber ducks is a friend of mine.

Uh… sorry if I’m bothering you. I’m just told I have to reach out to people more.

-🍉

//if you can identify which technically-canon character this is i love you.

A friend?

*Aventurine laughs at the stranger's statement.* Oh, we are but business partners... that seems to be all Veritas desires when it comes to associating himself with me~

It isn't a bother, friend~! I am quite fond of meeting new people.

*The gambler extends a gloved hand towards the other.* Aventurine of Stratagems, one of the Interastral Peace Corporation's beloved Stonehearts, at your service! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance~

(Ooc: "Screwy?" So Screwllum. Genius Society member... Oh my gosh. OH MY GOD... Wait is it Stephen Lloyd?!?!?! Best npc omg I'm probably wrong dgkskagkgasdgak ~ Mod Minie)

[vriskaserketdaily]

no one else sees my vision of ghost/punk vriska and godtier aradia being moirails or at least lighthearted kismesis…

she doesn't want you dead sweetie thats already done

putting flowers on your grave whether you like it or not

also: aradia thinks shes funny. her lil sproingaloing. (vriska is sooooo wound up with that impotent hatecrush it really is kinda cute how much she wants aradia to hate her)

[phightinghottakes]

was going to say this at the bottom but perhaps its a good preface instead: we dont even ship any of this

i think the phighting fandom is way too quick to label a ship they dont like as a proship. you can just say you dont like it. like. some examples:

biograft ships arent really problematic despite some peoples claims. headcanon some sentience into that thing, boom. also some people make claims at the "age" but that just. doesnt work? robots are usually just ageless things, bios age is when it was made. that thing could be mentally like 20 something if you give them some sentience (also no one makes the claim that its bad for a supposed three year old to be running around killing anything and everything, its always about "but you cant ship that! theyre three!", because in reality bio doesnt really count as a three year old child)

i know its the big popular claim but we really dont see how subkit is this big bad disgusting proship people make it out to be. theyre enemies? okay. enemies (to friends) to lovers plus healing arc plus redemption arc. "ohh but subspace hurt medkit" and medkit hurt subspace back (and if i remember right he canonically hurt subspace *worse*). healing arc, redemption arc, enemies to friends arc, etc etc, boom. if people werent so aggressive about the idea, we could have this ship where two characters are working through their issues and are both healing and becoming friends, and then as more time goes by and they heal further, perhaps theyre lovers? doesnt even have to be romantic! boom, queerplatonic partners be upon ye

those are like the main two we see labelled that on our (very blackrock centred) side of the uh. phighting pinterest community (we arent on phighting tumblr often. and we dont have twitter)

but yeah like. i dont see what makes these "proships" actually proships? they arent like. disgusting unless someone is actively portraying them in a bad way (then we should be blocking said hypothetical person). there is potential if done right, and its so easy to do it right. and there are much worse, actual proship ships out there (staring at venomheart, they are *brothers*)

main point: you dont need to label something as gross gross bad proship ewww, just say you dont like it and block the tags for it. we arent a fan of medhammer or swocket (just dont like them, no big reason why), but we arent going to go foam at the mouth and call either a proship, we just blocked the tags

~♦️📖

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[everyone-with-a-para]

I hope everyone with a para couple who have children has a great day

(Was gonna send in a NSFW ask but then was like nope-)

- 🍏✨️♦️

Feel free to send NSFW asks if you feel comfortable to

[blacktofade]

your one bdubs/etho/gem fic https://www.tumblr.com/skincareroutine/730923464003829760/the-most-compelling-thing-a-guy-can-ever-say-is-to

♦️ anon

Oh that post is ABSOLUTELY them from my threesome fic! They would be such a toxic nightmare if they ever hooked up.

Bdubs would do a full body shave so Etho could clutch at his thighs without thinking about him being a man, and Bdubs would ask if they're as soft as Gem's.

And Etho wouldn't want to put his fingers inside Bdubs, so Bdubs would have to prep himself beforehand, but Etho would keep talking about how wet he is, how he clearly wants it.

But Etho would also only fuck Bdubs if he was on his hands and knees so that way he doesn't have to see his cock.

It would be so sick and yet so delicious!!!

[wintersera]

aah, no worries, as long as you haven't forgotten about it so no rush at. I love love LOVE...love... your works, that I reread them. stay healthy and study hard!! hwaiting kaye ❤ -♦️

awww you’re so sweet <33 i’m glad you enjoy the stuff i write :D

i haven’t forgotten about utm, it’s just that i need to think the plot out properly 😭 there’s some stuff i need to write down for the whole story and i haven’t had the motivation, nor the time, to do so-

[barbspeaks]

omg I went on the unsent project website earlier today and typed in my nickname and the shit I saw made me so upset cause I knew it was about me 😭

It said shit like “I hate you” “I wish I never met you” “Your a horrible person”

Like oh 😃 - ♦️

whatt i need to go check that outt

[selfship-confession-box]

I can't be the only one that feels this way. I sometimes feel like I have to justify my relationship to others because my ficto significant other is a quite conventionally attractive woman and I am AMAB, part of my mind can't help but picture others saying "Oh, he's only with her for her body." I know I shouldn't care about that, I've never heard anyone say that, but it still nags at me. I love her for more than her body. I always have. I love you Seras. .♦️

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[weirdfreakshow]

every time i see THAT pic of grian i get the urge to fuck him until he admits he’s gay. honestly it doesn’t even have to be me i just need someone to do it. we could fix him (fuck him gay)

♦️ anon

Dw guys if you rape him enough he'll admit he's gay

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Zam can dance really well because of his upbringing as a prince. after leaving/running away/whatever you prefer he decided to broden his horizons and learned more different dance styles (including but not limited to hip-hop and ballet)

🎭♦️ anon (if not taken)

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