miakai

[prettylittlels]

Special Night

summary: while performing your latest song, Houdini, at the Golden Globes, your performance drives people crazy.

(tom blyth x singer!reader)

a/n: this song has been stuck in my head for the past few weeks and i needed to make a scenario w it. hope you like it!

ps: i'm akso running out of ideas so please send requests!!!

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Tonight, I'm going to perform at the golden globes gala. My latest song, Houdini, has captured everyone's attention and soared thorugh the billboard Top 100. The problem isn't performing the song: I know every lyric and practised every detail of the choreography to the brim. The problem is who I'm performing it to. Hundreds of celebrities I admire and thousands and thousands of people around the world are going to be watching me sing.

-Y/n!- my manager interrupts my thoughts -You're on in two-

-Thanks, Diane - I say back, and start my vocal exercises.

In the middle of my preparation, I listen the host of the night announce my appearance. I smoothen out my little black dress and, slowly, I make my way to the stage. The lights are low and I still can't see anything farther than the edge of the stage. My earbud informs me the song will start in 3, 2, 1...

I come and I go

Tell me all the ways you need me

I'm not here for long

Catch me or I go Houdini

The crowd immediately starts roaring as the song plays for the first time. My choreography is catching everyone's eye. I feel the confidence soaring inside of me. This wasn't so bad as I thought it would be, huh?

I come and I go

Prove you got the right to please me

Everybody knows

Catch me or I go Houdini

The celebrities in front of me stand up one by one and dance to the rythm of the music. Since I was well known for interacting a lot with fans during concerts, why not do the same thing now?

Time is passin' like a solar eclipse

I descend the stairs in one of the stage's corners and the crowd screams even more. Searching for someone to dance with, I find first Anya Taylor Joy, dressed in a beautiful pale blue gown, singing along with me.

See you watchin' and you blow me a kiss

It's your moment, baby, don't let it slip

Come in closer, are you readin' my lips?

I make eye contact with her and blow her a kiss, following the lyrics. Her cheeks go red and laughs with me. I go closer to her and keep on singing along, until I signal to her to look at the camera and strike a pose with me.

They say I come and I go

Tell me all the ways you need me

I'm not here for long

Catch me or I go Houdini

I come and I go

Prove you got the right to please me

Everybody knows

Catch me or I go Houdini

Moving on from Anya, I walk up a couple tables more. Next, I set my eyes on Pedro Pascal, dancing to the rythm with his eyes closed. I look surprised and the camera points towards where I'm looking. The crowd laughs as we dance together.

If you're good enough, you'll find a way

Maybe you could cause a girl to change her ways

Do you think about it night and day?

Maybe you could be the one to make me stay

Pedro spins me around sloppily and I sing and I give him a kiss on the cheek and continue walking down the carpeted hall. The choreography makes an appearance again, with a sexy twist: I drop to my knees suddenly and sing the bridge. I get up again and the most beautiful man fills my vision.

Everything you say is soundin' so sweet (ah)

But do you practice everything that you preach? (Ah)

I stare and get closer to him while singing. He sends a big gummy smile towards me and I try to keep my composure. I notice he's sitting next to Hunter Schafer, my good friend. I make a mental reminder to ask her about it later.

I need something that'll make me believe (ah)

If you got it, baby, give it to me

I walk a little more until I'm looking down at his face and bend down while still singing. Out of impulse, I grab his chin gently and bring him in closer so it looks likr we're kissing. Our lips graze each other's and I feel like an electric discharge electrocuted my entire body. I pull away at the last second and continue walking and dancing, trying not to come back to him.

They say I come and I go

Tell me all the ways you need me

I'm not here for long

Catch me or I go Houdini

I come and I go (I come and I go)

Prove you got the right to please me

Everybody knows (I'm not here for long)

Catch me or I go Houdini

Everyone's mouths are open after my little stunt. I smirk to myself and I decide that's it for today.

If you're good enough, you'll find a way

Maybe you could cause a girl to change her ways

Do you think about it night and day?

Maybe you could be the one to make me stay

I go up the stairs one last time to finish off the performance. The people are cheering for me again. But right now, I only care about one of them now. I search for the mystery man with my eyes all over the place, he's nowhere to be found.

I come and I go

Tell me all the ways you need me

I'm not here for long

Catch me or I go Houdini

I come and I go (I come and I go)

Prove you got the right to please me

Everybody knows (I'm not here for long)

Catch me or I go Houdini

Screams and shouts fill the space when I finish the song. The camera focuses on the people who I've danced with and projects it onto the screens. First, Anya appears smiling and waves to the cameraman. Later, Pedro is still giddy from dancing and whoops loudly. Finally, Tom Blyth, as it says on the bottom of the screen, is clapping like everyone else. There are rests of a blush in his cheeks, but when he looks at the camera, he winks at it and lifts his hand with his pinky and thumb up, signaling a phone, mouthing the words "call me".

The camera switches back to me. I blow the last kiss to the audience and, before leaving, I make a "T" with my hands, and after a second I create a heart.

[whumpsical]

🎶

🎶 share a happy moment. ANY happy moment. You must have ONE.

674 words, (the song is "Can't Take My Eyes off You" by Frankie Valli btw)

contents: a little medical drugging, vaguely mentioned recent amputation, forced relationship, carewhumper, fluff af

December 2019

taglist!!! @yet-another-heathen @much-ado-about-whumping @minerscanary @softmutt444

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"You've never danced?"

Jian scoffed from his seat on the couch, idly curling his fingers into the tense muscles in his right hip, wishing he could deaden every one of the touchy nerves riddling his butchered leg. Oxy did wonders, but it couldn't do everything, especially with Jian's tolerance. Mostly the drugs made Jian feel stuck at a distance inside of his skull, like the world was spinning in a slow circle around him and he couldn't reach for anything to steady himself on. At least he wasn't writhing in agony.

"Of course I've danced. Just not whatever dork-ass, ballroom-ass waltz you're picturing, old man."

Dickass Lee laughed.

"You kids' bump n' grind stuff doesn't count."

Jian rolled his eyes at that, but had no rebuttal. He watched helplessly as Dickass Lee’s wobbling figure floated across the living room, gliding between his case of records and the antique player near the window seat. He set his chosen record down and started it spinning, and Jian could only catch a glimpse of a cream colored album cover with red lettering before soft, jazzy doo-wop instrumentals began to play, and Dickass Lee turned back to face him with predatory glee in his eyes.

"You'll like this one. Come here."

Dickass Lee approached slowly, stepping in time with the gentle tempo, already swaying his shoulders to Frankie Valli's rosy voice which shimmered through the haze swirling around Jian's head.

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

You'd be like heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

Dickass Lee offered both hands to Jian, who shook his head emphatically.

"Uhh, don't think I'm up for--"

"You can lean on me, Jian, don't worry," Dickass Lee said. He untangled Jian's hands from where they were hidden beneath the blanket and took them into his own, not unkindly. "We'll go slow."

"Where've I heard that one b'fore?" Jian slurred under his breath, but allowed himself to be drawn up into Dickass Lee's arms, trusting the man with most, if not all, of his weight.

Dickass Lee held him up as steadily as he could. Drugged and woozy as Jian was, the most he could offer in terms of stability was a tight-ish grip around the man's neck. But despite the looming pain and the depression weighing down what remained of his limbs, Jian found himself almost blissfully giggling as Dickass Lee made him sway to the sentimental tune, Jian's single foot on the floor acting as a swivel point.

The tempo picked up just as they'd finally found a tenuous balance. Jian surrendered himself entirely to Dickass Lee’s whims as the man began to swing him around in earnest, even releasing Jian to float in brief moments before catching him by the hips again. Jian's laugh arose candidly, the bright easy sound of it mingling with cheery instrumentation and the rhythmic stomping and clapping of a long-dead chorus. Or maybe Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons were still around. Jian didn't have a clue, and he didn't care.

The phrase climaxed with a brassy flourish, which Dickass Lee took as an opportunity to drop Jian into an easy dip, one hand supporting Jian's lower back while the other held his hand, leaving Jian breathless and dizzy as he stared up at him.

A stray muscle in Jian's right thigh suddenly cramped fiercely, triggering a pained flinch after just a second in that little half dip. Jian's hiss of pain was followed by an energetic round of tambourines and bright trumpets, but Dickass Lee just gently led him back to his spot on the couch, laughing sympathetically, a bit out of breath himself.

"Okay, okay, that's enough for now, huh?" Dickass Lee said over the music. Jian gladly sank into the cushions, his hands shaking a bit, not in an entirely unpleasant way. "Now you can say you've danced, sweetheart."

[aschlindartroom]

Good day, legend! <3 For the OC ask game, I'd love to know more about Ehren, because a new love began to bloom between us.

🐈 How do they react to being cat-called?

🎶 What song do they swear they hate until they’re alone and start singing it on repeat?

😳 Why don’t they like how their voice sounds in recordings?

🏠 What's the first thing they do when they get home for the evening?

🤓 What is one thing that they "nerd out" over?

🍺 What's their favorite drinking game? If they don't drink, their favorite card or board game. What's their approach to winning?

🕺 Do they dance when they're alone? Are they good at it?

AWWWWW YYUUUUSSSS! Thanks for the ask @tryingtimi!

🐈 How do they react to being cat-called?

Ehren would have NO IDEA what to do.

Poor sheltered baby getting cat-called would be like, "😳 UH THANK YOU I GUESS BUT YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN BYYYEEEE."

🎶 What song do they swear they hate until they’re alone and start singing it on repeat?

Ehren isn't a person who claims to "hate" a lot of things. He finds something to enjoy in almost every genre of music, I would guess. That being said, I can imagine he would get to humming an artist like Lily Allen without even realizing it... deceptively peppy, deep music.

😳 Why don’t they like how their voice sounds in recordings?

"Why am I quieter than everyone else? ... Oh... that's just the way I talk...? Right."

🏠 What's the first thing they do when they get home for the evening?

Knocks off his shoes and flops onto his bed, all clothes still on. The call of the pillows be too strong.

🤓 What is one thing that they "nerd out" over?

Ehren likes art. He doesn't know anything about it, but he likes looking at it. Boy could spend days in an art museum, standing in front of paintings and letting the flood roll in. Just feeling all of the pure emotion that everyone else experienced while looking at them. He'd get a kick out of touching the frames trying to get a sense of where the art had been.

🍺 What's their favorite drinking game? If they don't drink, their favorite card or board game. What's their approach to winning?

Ehren has never played a drinking game, but he'd probably like something like King's Cup: simple but customizable. He'd like this game because he could turn his brain off-- no winning or losing.

As far as other games, Ehren enjoys games requiring strategy, like chess, but he prefers to play it alone. He can read people's emotions and intentions without even realizing it, and he doesn't like feeling like he's cheating.

🕺 Do they dance when they're alone? Are they good at it?

Not when he's alone. If some cute girl asked him to dance though, he'd totally do it. He's not well-coordinated, but his good attitude and smile make up for it.

[askfacultystaff]

If Neko got sent into Animal Universe

By my calculations, the chances of your best friend's enemies successfully bullying him without us knowing are an abysmal 25 to 1 😌

- Beatrice Loud to Neko-Sufi while showing her calculator.

🎶 I'm singing in the rain~ I'm singing in the rain~ 🙂🎶

- Bippa Loud when she dancing and singing under the rain while holding her umbrella infront of Neko-Sufi who's standing inside of Loud House.

Oh come on! Tell me everything about my brother's studies, Sufi! I won't be mad! 😌💧

- Betty Loud to Neko-Sufi.

I hate when New Girl beating up my brother to death, Sufi! 😒💢

- Brenda Loud to Neko-Sufi while she thinks Rabbit! Stella Zhau is new girl, but Neko-Sufi told her New Girl is actually Rabbit! Stella Zhau.

Aww!! You love Mr. Principal?? Are you with him a couple?? Dating?? Loving each other? 🥰

- Belinda Loud to Neko-Sufi who's blushing with embarrassment and tries to tell her to not tell everyone about it 😂

Hi there, Sufi.

- Bella Loud to Neko-Sufi, causing her to get jumpscared 😂

No need to panic, Sufi, just inhale and exhale calmly, always stay calm and peace. Never end up in danger, always protect yourself~ 👌😌👌

- Bodhi Loud to Neko-Sufi while she calming her down by meditating.

Look, I've captured the moment in oils, I call it "Portrait of a Human Cat Girl Being Saved by Me And My Siblings" 😀

- Bianca Loud to Neko-Sufi while showing picture she painted less than 3 seconds to her.

........ *Texting to her" (You're Sufi, right?) 😶📱

- Bridget Loud when she texting to Neko-Sufi with her phone, since she doesn't speak at all.

But what if you get lost from places!? What if you stuck inside of shopping, cinema or markets!? What if you never come back!? What if we never see each other!? What if- 😨

- Brooke Loud to Neko-Sufi while panicking about anything bad will happen to her, but Neko-Sufi calming down her before she could finish her sentence.

You're guitarist? That's cool, dudette!! Gotta turn music on TV!!! 😆

- Barbara Loud to Neko-Sufi who told her she can play her guitar.

Alright! Let's see my to-do list! *Pointing to every list* Taking a walk, watching movie, cleaning room, taking a bath, taking a shower, studying, washing dishes, going supermarket, going concert, visiting guests, having party, having picnic, going to restaurant- 🙂

- Bethany Loud to Neko-Sufi as she pointing her to-do list, causing her see that's a lot of stuff 🤭

I just took a massive mess in my room! 😶📣 *Neko overheard as she tries to hold her laugh* Sorry! 😓📣

- Bernadette Loud to Neko-Sufi while holding her megaphone.

Where's my shiny object? *Saw shiny spoon under coffee table* Oh there it is! *Takes it* Shines like a mirror! 😊🥄

- Brandy Loud when she found shiny spoon, causing Neko-Sufi to see her holding shiny spoon.

You know... I think I gotta- *Falls fast asleep* 😴

- Beth Loud to Neko-Sufi, much to her confusion as hell 😂

*Blowing her whistle* Hey there! All you need is get in game and never give up! 😆

- Bailey Loud to Neko-Sufi.

Remember, i can catch any enemy by using my lasso! Want to try it? 😉

- Beulah Loud to Neko-Sufi.

I know right? I'm doing more sports than others! Be big and strong like me! 😏

- Bertha Loud to Neko-Sufi while lifting her up, no wonder how strong she is.

Whatever you do, use this pie for smack cam! *Laughs* Get it? 😄

- Bebe Loud to Neko-Sufi as she hands her homemade pie to her.

Don't listen to them, you should have to move on, and stay strong, Sufi. I'll never let you feel down forever 😌

- Beverly Loud to Neko-Sufi while giving her a advice to her.

It's okay if they "like" wear something trendy like you did, i respect their options 😅 But i don't wear leather ones 😓

- Blair Loud to Neko-Sufi.

Book is my life, but mostly are poems! You should try it! 🙂

- Birdie Loud to Neko-Sufi while reading her book.

Want some kelp smoothies, Sufi? 😋

- Brie Loud to Neko-Sufi as she hands kelp smoothie to her 😅

Did you have any allergies? I'm afraid you'll get sick or fever for any reason! 🤒

- Blanch Loud to Neko-Sufi as she asks if she had any allergies.

There will be luck, here's a lucky charm alumet, make your life more better 🍀😊

- Bernice Loud to Neko-Sufi while giving lucky charm alumet to her.

[sunny-day-dream]

Can we get some HCs about music daddy and sunny daddy please 🥺🥺

...well hello new nicknames for the best bois

DJMM

🎶 You know how DJ mixes his own music? You have a song. It's a private thing, special, one he'll never play unless he's all alone and thinking of you.

🎶 He can be such a little bastard sometimes!!! He loves sneaking up on you when you're at the arcade- and will literally wait for the perfect moment to surprise you by just appearing or picking you up. (It's hard to stay mad, especially when he smothers you with affection afterwards)

🎶 If you ever show up wearing homemade Merch themed after him (Because no matter how many complaints the two of you put in, he still doesn't have any official stuff) he will c r y okay- full on teary puppy dog look- he's so in love with you holy shit

SUNDROP

🌞 Speaking of merch, please PLEASE wear his merch. Walk over to him wearing a sun themed hoodie or shirt, and he'll m e l t okay? This man will just wrap himself around you and kiss you breathless. He's just so happy okay???

🌞 Ask him to dance with you and he's just. Gone. He'll pull you into an upbeat spin and just walk you around the room, jumping about and spinning you around while having so much fun- you'll be dizzy afterwards, but he's having such a good time and he's so happy that you want to do romantic things with him!!

🌞 Speaking of romance- do anything romantic with this man, please. He's around children all day or with adults that treat him like a child or an idiot all the time. He's an adult, and he wants to act like one gdi. Please let him woo you properly- let him make you dinner or take you on a nice date, let him flirt with you until it's bordering on dirty talk PLEASE.

[thebeltcameback]

pink shoes time! gonna put it all in one post since my peas were found by the barbie blogs

no filter. just thoughts

the opening credits font has weird proportions

im gonna like the costumer character

i knew going in that this would be low res but this is low res. so blurry

augh their eyes

i wish i was that physically active

i too have a bucket

ya coulda waited until she was over miss antagonist

just put a sign on the wall behind the curtain that says

become the cow

*milkmaid. same thing.

turn down the music. give her earplugs. idk. if you're teaching someone you gotta be flexible. if they fall into the same mistakes you gotta try different solutions

yep hailey is mine now

oh this is so awkward i adore it

"beef stew or foie gras?"

"well, foie gras, of course."

"aHA!"

is foie gras spelled like that? ... yes. ... it's liver?? and the birds it comes from can't do anything?? i will never understand french food. also i thought itd be grass /gen

"that's hilarious!" (trying to escape situation via implying a joke)

"it's hilarian."

BUCKET

"seventeen?? better late than never my sweet"

...

"itwasanicebucket!"

hailey's sfx. just. yes. continue. summarize the plots of many more movies please. i vaguely remember you geting frozen and forced to dance but please please please go on.

speaking of, i can't believe how inspiring the snow queen was to future generations. just look at technoblade's 3rd potato war video! *off in the distance*: dance, potato boy, dance!

barbie you are so oblivious and thats a-okay. unless your father is stressed at the dinner table and says "i need a break" and you respond on instinct "have a kitkat." then it's not okay. it's not okay.

the snow queen freezing people is way less dramatic than eris whirling merfolk and i think that's good for a kid-friendly replacement of death. loss is frequently silent and not dramatic.

ooh the soundtrack got more sinister as she sledded off. love it

hailey wordlessly starts crawling to the inciting incident shoes XD

pretty landscape

anddd now she's odette instead of gizelle. summary please?

you know in first grade i was a snowflake in the nutcracker. that dress was pretty. i have no clue where it went.

bro stop freeze-drying your subordinates you'll hinder your progress.

"and this lake is made of their parents' tears!"

"ewwww! how'd i miss that part?

...

"is this uhh domestic silk or imported?" she says to a magic swan

bye bye choreography

the skirt really IS good at social distancing

okay its daytime i guess

goatee man in busheessss

i got the summary i wanted!! wooooo! :D

why must he limpwrist in order to do magic

hailey still has glasses as a bird! also im jealous

honk honk

peck peck

swan jerky

is odeal real. is that a part of the actual musical piece

eli go for secret door next 'kay?

to be fair, bows do require some strength. it only makes sense that this guy's first atrempt is pathetic

the wing flapping looks like how youd first animate an eye blinking if youve never seen those blinking tutorials

hilarian is absolutely a golden retriever prince i-forgot-your-name

goatee man why are you peeking put from your curtains

okay the wing flapping got better as they got more tired

they're facing the same dorectoon 90% of the time how does that count as gazing into her eyes

yeesss spread terror

become bird

bye bye choreography

now he can tell the difference

mmm dont teach him modern slang

the AC arrived! hailey is a sculpture now!

there is one way to dance these steps: the way your doctor recommends! dancing is exercise and you should not go too far beyond your body's limits

dammit this is just the sleeping beauty dress again except the female lead is conscious

okay the snow queen imploded

yay climate change

more sfx! my life is complete

we werent in the real world the entire time?? why is everything suddenly going right in the real world. i was not aware of these developments

hmm. hailey, were your last minute enhancements perhaps magical in nature?

best fucking song/gen

🎶keep on dancing! unless you're not physically fit enough to continue!🎶

wait the milkmaid was supposed to have backup dancers? why werent they in rehearsal?

ohmygodthetwoidiotsaretheinternationalballetcompany apologies for my forgetfulness

haileyyyyy

wait does this make my kristine oc who is completely unrelated the second kristen? this movie is 2013 and kristine is end of 2018

katerina, how many upcoming ballet dancers have you sent on magical adventures? thats an awful lot of pink shoes.

... how many costuming sidekicks have you sent on magical adventures?

no credits? guess i cant check the name spellings

[bcysdontcry]

tag dump.