#「 ･ﾟ ☾ ･ * ― convos. 」

[fangswbenefits]

I'll be working the new year's night shift with a friend of mine I used to fool around with (do not recommend btw but we made it work somehow), and the phone call today was so... 😅

Me: Okay... but not all boners are the same, right? it's not just from visual/physical stimulus.

N: oh, right. sometimes we get hard just from thinking about sexy stuff... 😂

Me: okay... about precum..... 👀✏️

N: what about it 👀

So yeah.... that shift is going to be a disaster (in a good way!)

[satoruin]

guys i just also want to note that the cashier didn’t laugh at my joke when i bought gojo he said, “do you want gojo in a bag?” and i said “as long as it’s not a box” and that was the funniest shit i’ve ever said and i didn’t even get one of those pity scoffs bc the joke is stupid 😔

[moonphascs]

@nepoboyfriend liked this// adam & luanne

"i leave for like, three weeks next week." there's a small pout on her face as she moves in closer to the other, the small space between them now non existent. she hates admitting how sweet she is on the boy, hates admitting that she might miss him more than she wants to realize. "you're staying the night tonight, right? we won't be able to have these little sleepovers for a while." two musicians dating meant they spent a little bit of time apart, more than she likes. "if not, i'm sure i can fill this space pretty quickly."

[cosmilky]

If anyone's wondering why I disappeared, I was putting too much time into the icon contest and I think I have to give up

Maybe I was tryharding, but it was honestly difficult. Sorry to cut things short

[panb1mbo]

this nurse was telling me my psych specialist was gonna be $40 and bless her heart she apologized on their behalf for being too pricey. ma'am the concern is so appreciated sometimes $40 do be too much, but you don't understand. one of my hospital bills this summer was like 30k until i got it waived. one of them.

[tewwor-aaa]

✧･ﾟ open | mutuals & non-mutuals | location: train wreck site ( post canon bullet t.rain ) | muse: tangerine ( dhampir ) ･ﾟ✧

It takes time for things to mend. Not just bones and sinew, but with nerves and tendons as well. A broken extremity was simply seen as an nuisance but took little time to heal. A blown out organ, on the other hand, took much longer — not to mention it hurt a hell lot more. Such as the cataclysmic damage accumulated post nicked neck. Mangled limbs, blown out innards, distended and/or missing proportions — yeah, he’s landed himself in the golden throne of royal agony.

The immense blood loss proved to be a race against time, but he managed to hang onto a thread of life. Just long enough so he could cram his horrendously grated body into some dark nook in all the rubble, at least. Ideally, he’d be alone when his vitality returned. That way he wouldn’t have to deal with the headache of explaining away a witness. That’s the last thought he had before a wave of darkness overtook him.

When all consciousness slipped away, Tangerine might as well have been proclaimed dead. And, technically, he was for a long moment.

All until dull eyes pry themselves open as his other senses groggily resurfaces. Clear vision or not, the distinct feeling of company sliced through like a heated blade.

“…”

“The fuck.. you lookin’ at?”

[arcanaaa]

Me and Remi were discussing Domestic Lokana™ shit and a thought popped into my head that Cana would (unfortunately) be the messy slob and Loke would inevitably be the one to clean up after her :/

Remi: He'd be the househusband while she works and makes the mess Me: Shit, he would-- he cooks, he cleans, he gives her inches-- what can't the man do?

I'm paraphrasing of course but that's essentially the jist of our convo laskjdflakjsdf

[wargod]

“  APPARENTLY ‘SKY - DIVING’ IS A FAIRLY POPULAR ACTIVITY   amongst humans! it’s when they jump out of airplanes flying thousands of feet above the earth and they jump! falling to their deaths! they don’t usually die of course because they have parachutes. I don’t think it would be very popular if they did die every time.   ”    an astute observation.    “   It’s popular among adrenaline junkie types~ I think they would get two times the adrenaline if they just jumped without anything else and prayed to their Gods that they won’t go splat!    ”

☆          @kenpxchi​   (you did not like the startercall but in my heart you did therefore-)

[theforgehearted]

@greatncss | Signe and Ludvid

Another bustling day in Dorve, people coming and going asking Signe for advice or help with things. Some of the children running in and out bringing trinkets they'd found for her, a growing collection of stones sat on a table near by, and it was during one of these moments — though it wasn't a simple pebble but a cat they had found wandering around and decided it was a terrific idea to show her — when she spied a familiar face walking through the door.

"Yes, Astrid, Bori it is a very pretty cat though perhaps we should just pick up random animals we find?" She said softly to the children who pouted at her and promised not to do it again. They ran out before she could tell them to take the cat with them so she let out a sigh as she picked it up and turned towards Ludvid. It was rare that monarchs got to see each other it seemed unless there was a dire circumstance, and she hoped that wasn't the reason behind her old friends visit. "Ludvid, its wonderful to see you," she said with a smile and walked towards him. "I hope your visit is a social call and not due to anything dire."

[mvdnightrain]

location : carkitt market . status : open to all .

daphne was having a problem. really , considering the world she lived in and it's current issues , it was quite minimal — but for daphne , who had decided to live in a state of delusion ( since that was safer ) , this was serious. it didn't help that her hangover was kicking in , and since it was still morning , the streets were quite deserted. except for ... of course , a witch weekly photographer who had followed her here. when someone turned the corner where she'd been hiding waiting , she instantly stepped in front of them , holding up her hands.

" i need your help , " she said , voice dead serious , before realizing that might not be the best tone. " i promise , it's nothing big — and if you help me , i'll buy you some breakfast in return ? "

[e1vhen]

when ameridan said, "i never wanted this job." velaren felt that.

[schelamski]

Things Haikyuu Boys would do in a relationship (pt. 4)

-Ushijima, Tsukishima, Oikawa, Bokuto, Osamu

Part 1: Sakusa, Kita, Asahi, Hinata, Tendo

Part 2: Nishinoya, Iwaizumi, Suna, Kuroo, Yaku

Part 3: Kenma, Kageyama, Terushima, Akaashi, Atsumu

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Ushijima Wakatoshi: Helping you put a necklace on

Wakatoshi likes to spoil his girlfriend, especially on your birthday. Right now you are struggling to put on the beautiful necklace that he gifted you, special to you because of the engraving on the back. “Toshi can you help me?” you ask him and his hands are immediately on your neck, closing the necklace around it. He is looking at you in the mirror while letting his hands linger a little longer than necessary on your nape before putting your hair back in place and stretching out his hand to take you to the dinner reservation he made to celebrate your special day.

Tsukishima Kei: Deep convos about random shit

Normally he doesn’t talk that much and especially not over something so seemingly unimportant but with you he is conversing without any snarky remarks or hesitation. Kei could talk for days about the deeper meaning of a recent book you two happen to have read, a theory regarding his most beloved fossils or everything else that’s running through his head. You always admire his way of thinking and you are happy each time he gives you insight on what’s happening in this smart head of his. The way you are listening and talking to him never fails to make him want to shut up again and just kiss you, after all he is better at showing his emotions through actions than words.

Oikawa Tooru: Having a special song

It was the song that was playing in the small copy shop where you were waiting to receive your printed pictures when you met Tooru. He wanted to print out some pictures to craft a photo album for his nephew when he noticed you humming the melody of the song absently. On your third date in a mini golf arena the song started playing again and since then it’s been the song to which you have the best memories. If he ever gets the chance to marry you, he wants this song to play during your first dance.

Bokuto Koutaro: Randomly looking at each other and saying, “I love you so much”

Currently you were suffocated with the weight of your boyfriend who was laying on top of you but you wouldn’t be able to catch a breath anyway because suddenly he told you that he loved you. That was the first time he told you and you weren’t able to say it back until he moved to look at you because you’ve been silent for too long. After that it happened at the weirdest times. For example, when Kou asked you which type of rice to bring or when he walked in on you sitting on the toilet or even in front of all of his team when you came to watch the MSBY team practice. After hearing it some more in unexpected situations you even started to learn to say it back to him in time.

Miya Osamu: Hugging the back of them and putting your face on their shoulder

There is no better feeling after a long exhausting day than coming home to find Samu standing in front of the stove working on some meal for you to eat. You make your way into the kitchen and collapse against his broad back while leaning your face on his shoulder, humming in appreciation. You follow him around the kitchen like this until he leads you to the table and places a plate of incredibly good smelling food in front of you and him. Over dinner you ramble to him about your day during which he reminds you with a soft smile to eat before the food gets cold. After the dinner you two spend the rest of the evening cuddling on the sofa, both enjoying the soothing warmth of each other’s bodies.

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[x0xomady]

grow you a garden

harrystyles x reader

continuation: ‘wake n’ bake’

warnings: just fluff and some implied sex. no explicit smut.

summary: just a little blurb about harry and his angel having post-sex convos.

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“would you still love me if i was a worm?”

the question startled harry as he woke up from his post sex haze. y/n was laying beside him. she was laying on her back staring at the ceiling.

his angel was so beautiful in this light. there was moonlight peeking through the window. the delicate beams of light danced across her dewy skin. y/n’s hair was messy after being pulled and tugged for the last few hours. she was perfect.

“w-what?” harry asked her. he was half asleep and his senses were overloaded after the time they had just spent together.

“would you still love me if i was a worm?” y/n asked him intently like it was the most normal question in the world.

“angel what kind of question is that?” a small smile tugged at the corners of harry’s lips. she was so cute. this was the best part of sex to harry. they would lay together after and have the most pointless and random conversations. y/n always looked beautifully blissful and fucked out.

“it’s a serious question h! would you still love me? or would you throw me away?” y/n asked. harry couldn’t help but smirk and turn over towards his girl.

“course i would still love you. how could i not?” harry asked with a smile. he reaches his hand up to play with her delicate little waves and curls sitting nicely on top of the pillow.

“really? you would still love me as a worm? but-” y/n frowned and stared at the ceiling in thought.

“angel… i’d love you if you were a damn cockroach so don’t you worry.” harry chuckles softly and kisses her temple with a smile.

“ew… i don’t think i’d love you if you were a roach sorry.” y/n says smiling at harry.

harry laughs. how could he not? he was so utterly obsessed with this girl. just staring at her side profile made his knees weak with love.

“if you were a worm i would go out into the backyard and plant a little flower garden. then i would build a little tiny house and put it out there. that way you could live in a little flower garden.” harry smiles and presses his lips to her head softly.

“awww h!” y/n giggles and lays her head on his chest.

“so yes my love… even if you were a worm… i would love you to death.”

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aghhh i thought this was so cute. it’s just a little blurb of my dream. if you have any requests send them!

-xoxo ⋆.˚

[moonphascs]

@sorrowsick liked this// yan & luanne

the blond had been watching her play all night, had been slowly circling her way towards them. she had a gut feeling all was not as it seems, something about the way she moved, the way she held herself, making her feel not of this world. maybe she was just an extremely ethereal being, a human with perfect composure. she waits until she's leaving the table, whether it's for a moment or for the night, to come up to her. "i was watching you play." low southern drawl. "you're real good at that. my daddy could never play that smooth. he's never been a good liar."

[cosmilky]

Random note about the icon event, if I do another I likely won't use the different shapes. They're fun, but not too practical for icon use. Plus, I can improve at it 👍🏼

[astralnymphh]

patterned palmistry ⋆ | ellie williams headcanons

༺ ellie x witch!reader headcanons/scenarios ༻ ☽𖤐☾

✧˖ ° 🕯 bright blessings!

an: being the witchy little gremlin i am i just had to throw some hcs together for myself but ofc i'd share them here🙄ive been practicing witchcraft since i was 15 so it felt fitting to incorporate it whenever i brace my delusions at the bootycrack of midnight that r all abt ellie 💀 regardless this def isnt gonna be my only witchy hcs post i just didnt wanna spoil all my ideas right away <3 tags: MDNI, slight nsfw (no detailed smut), boob jokes, witchcraft (obv), tarot, palm reading, mostly convos, flirting, not mentioned in the writing but u 2 r alrdy dating, playful bickering, more natural casual writing with some bigger words, no specific religion tied to the practice, generally a fluff piece, lowk cute moments. °________________________⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆__________________________°

I. ☆ ellie definitely had a peak in curiosity the first time you mentioned you immerse yourself in the world of the craft, her ears perked figuratively and were tuned in to learn what that entails. she may not forfeit a nip of skepticism right away but she's more than happy to engross herself in the idea of it. you'd stay up till first light rambling on about the 'rituals', 'divination', the history tied to it and why you practice it. you'd be lying in bed adjacent to her, heavenward to the ceiling, but interwoven in a warm and loving cuddle with her palm residing on your lap whilst you chatted.

"mmmmh-" ellie's hum churns 'round your bedroom, "so that's why you collect rocks."

"crystals."

"same thing," she drones an inwardly giggle, "which crystal will give me superpowers?" a witty remark springs from her tongue.

"babe.." you pout, acting offended yet none is taken.

"didn't mean it like that, y'know I believe you, it's all just new to me." ellie tapes an assuring kiss to your temple, "tell me about your favorite crystals, hmm?" 

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II. ☆ now because of this, anytime you're out on patrol and delight the opportunity of scavenging, she always keeps in mind to find you flowers, rocks, unused candles and other oddities of nature.

"hey babe! I found a black candle for'ya." ellie bolstered a long glass cylinder filled with an opaque charcoal wax, wick still intact, "and- ..some wild lavender." her other arm swings from behind her back, twines of dusty purple lavender upheld in a pinch.

"fuck yeah, needed this stuff.." you graciously tweak the lavender from her, whiffing up its poignant scent.

"always on the lookout.." her voice resembles her proud countenance outwards, essentially, a dorky smirk.

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III. ☆ obviously, the second you mentioned the art of tarot to her, she begged for a reading. whenever a card flew from your shuffling motions, she'd patiently wait for you to place it before her and then she'd swipe it up and admire the art piece detailing the cardstock.

"whew! look at the boobs on this one!" 

"oh- my god, of course you'd point that out." you snatch the card from her, shamelessly ogling the nude depiction that had her attention.

"you're looking at them too!"

"cuz' you said something 'bout it!" you flick the card towards her face, noting, "those are some nice boobs though." 

"why thank you~" 

"wasn't talking about you, idiot!" 

"eh, but.. urs' are the best." her hoarse tone binds a nonchalant flirtiness in its rumble.

"oh really? should we compare the.. four?"

that really stole her attention.

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IV. ☆ the first time you entertained her with a palm reading, it had her all dappy and touched to the essence at the paltry contact you made with her hand. your fingerprints drafting her calloused palms with such a gentle focus on every river lining her hand. she just wanted to smother you with kisses.

"and… this is your heart line." your finger hovers the crevice of her palm-pads stretching from index to pinkie, "ah.. it's a broken one.."

"is that.. bad?" her juniper eyes study your expression meticulously.

"it just means u're closed off, stubborn, have some emotional trauma.. stuff like that." you mindlessly fiddle with her fingers, "lines can change though, so.."

she nods, taking in the insight. she licks her slightly chapped lips clean, "am I stubborn?" her voice rises partially an octave, bending playfulness in her question.

"mm.. no."

"why'd you hesitate?"

"well- the only times ur' stubborn is refusing to let go whenever you hug me- ur' a life-size sloth!" 

"I like huggin' you though." a puppy pout frowns on her lips, "you're like a pillow!"

and oh, how your heart capers a beat, "is that all I am, williams?"

her swift speech conjuncts, "whaddid' I say about that name?!"

"I don't know, I think you like it." 

"nuh-uh I don't!"

you pepper a haste kiss to her knuckles still forcepped in your clasp, totally deterring the crime you've just committed when a half impish half taken aback smile creaks her lips.

"c'mere." vaults from her tongue before she lunges her body forward and tackles you in a saucy position riddled with love bites. guess you'll be reading her palms in a different way tonight.

⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ V. ☆ an bonus hc, you'd totally mention out of the void about her tattoo n the mystic meanings surrounding moths, like, its for sure one of the topics you'll ramble about one night cause you just feel so wise for knowing. "y'know, moths play a pretty large role in the metaphysical world." "really? i mean, i knew they had some kind of.. 'symbolism' to them-" ellie's hand rolls over the knoll of her forearm, reading the bumps glamoured in that beautiful inking. "yeah, like- luna moths represent transformation, renewal.. oh! and death-head moths are an omen of death.. an- and black witch moths mean either good luck, or bad-" ellie is amused at your prattle shown by her raspy giggles, legitimately having to conceal her scrunched face. "what?" "nothin' you- you're just so cute." "stop.." the embarrassment catches up to you, now having to hide your face to the shadows beneath your hands. her finger cranes out to hook and uncover your nerdy grin, assuring, "never stop tellin' me bout this stuff, ok babe?" a wide delighted beam syncs on her cheeks. goddess above, her dimples and nasal lines are to die for. ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆

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in general; she's a curious dork n will ask you oh so many questions, i mean, she loves space and a futuristic sci-fi comic for crying out loud, she's alrdy so imaginative so ofc she'd be open to a realistic amount. she'd also be so respectful and helpful n defend ur practice with so much love. maybe she'd pick up some little traditions and customs like folding letters a specific amount of times, drawing little pentacles, mixing liquid in specific directions, just the simple things that grow on her.